Filling in for Ryan this week is friend of the show Ian Chambers as we dig into STARSHIP TROOPERS and Netflix's BIRD BOX! We discuss the fascist insanity of military sci-fi, inexplicable appearances by Machine Gun Kelly, and whether or not Sandra Bullock is a good actor!
On our annual Christmas episode, we dig into CHRISTMAS EVIL and ALL THE CREATURES WERE STIRRING! We also talk about vore, wholesome baking shows, and the difficulty of making a Killer Santa movie watchable.
Filling in for Quincy this week is Sarah Gailey as we dig into THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and the 1992 BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER movie featuring Kristy Swanson and Luke Actual Perry. We talk about Joss Whedon's shame, the enduring appeal of Hot Dad Luke Perry on Riverdale, and why THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT is very, very, very scary.
On this episode, we talk about the much-talked-about psychedelic revenge film MANDY, as well as everyone's favorite creature feature, TREMORS! We also dig into horror movies hanging dong in front of God and everyone, the age-inappropriate terror of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, and the magic of Kevin Bacon!
On this episode, we talk about Ringo Starr-produced rock opera SON OF DRACULA and also BLOOD HARVEST, the movie where Tiny Tim plays a scary clown! We also talk about getting shady anime tapes from dudes on the internet, why Tiny Tim is a precious angel of the Lord, and why we can, should, must, and will fight Ringo Starr.
On this episode, we pine for Halloween by talking about and ranking Halloween episodes of STEVEN UNIVERSE, BOB'S BURGERS, and COMMUNITY! We dig into the body horror of Cat Fingers, the cultural moment where everybody liked the movie 300, and why Bob's Burgers is perfect comfort food viewing.
On this episode, we dig into sequels -- CHILDREN OF THE CORN 5: FIELDS OF TERROR and HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE (or, PINHEAD IN SPACE)! We also talk about French perverts, Steakums, clove cigarettes, and the difficulty of doing a HELLRAISER movie in, I cannot stress this enough, outer space.
Filling in for Quincy this week is Mallory O'Meara (author of the upcoming Lady From The Black Lagoon ) as we dive into CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON and NETFLIX'S THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE! We talk about Guillermo del Toro's fishman smutfic, the indignity of hearing Daario Naharis read Shirley Jackson aloud, and the subgenre of Economic Horror!
On this episode, we do THE WILLIES and John Carpenter's THE FOG! Also discussed are competitive Ghost In The Graveyard leagues, kindly janitors, and children who deserve to get turned into cenobites.
On this episode, we dig into HOCUS POCUS and, tragically, Rob Zombie's 31! Also discussed are rat tail removal techniques, getting flirted with by off-putting bus drivers, and the bizarre shared millennial experience of everybody having seen ENEMY AT THE GATES!
On this episode, we dig into DARK CITY , FIEND WITHOUT A FACE , THE SILENT SCREAM, and CABIN IN THE WOODS ! Also discussed are Harbor , British horror, Ann Rule's perfect crime writing, and the late-nineties Jennifer Connelly Renaissance.
Filling in for Ryan this week is our buddy Nonplayable Kyle as we talk about RIKI-OH, THE FLY, IT (1990), and the Chamber of Horrors match from WCW HALLOWEEN HAVOC 1991! Also discussed are abnormal eyeballs, architecture made from people, and the insane proliferation of Two-Night Stephen King Events in the 1990s.
On this episode, we dig into PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH and BLOOD FEST! We talk about the difficulties of incorporating Wacky Nazi Horror into a movie in 2018, mid-2007s hipster commentary, and our astonishment at the fact that Rooster Teeth made a horror movie.
Filling in for Quincy this week is Sarah Gailey and Christina as we dig into two very different movies with the same title -- FRIGHT NIGHT (1985) and FRIGHT NIGHT (2011). We talk about live-in carpenters, toxic masculinity, David Tennant with a leather wedgie, and Chris Sarandon's iconic turtleneck.
On this episode, we talk about HEREDITARY, the best ROSEMARY'S BABY fanfic ever written! We also rank JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY and talk about Booberry, Big Mama's Pickled Sausage, Teen Angel, and the discomfort of seeing Jason Voorhees any time after the Reagan administration.
On this episode, we dig into UPGRADE, E-DEMON, THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS, and VISITING HOURS. We also talk about racist draculas, Taco Bell tie-ins, Michael Ironside's fucked-up head, and we also do our 299th movie so far on this podcast. Share our suffering.(Edit: Podbean appears to have cut off this episode at about 40 minutes in, so I'll have the full episode reuploaded tonight 9/17/18)
On this episode, we talk about SPOOKY BUDDIES, a horrifyingly dark Disney spinoff of that movie where a dog plays basketball, as well as WILD ZERO. Also discussed are...no, you know what, I was gonna bring up other stuff we talked about, like how much we love the band Guitar Wolf, but we mostly talk about the existential horror of SPOOKY BUDDIES, the most brutal movie we've seen yet on this podcast after nearly 300 entries.
On this episode, we dig into THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 and, God help us, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION! We talk about shithead Texas teenagers, thwarted masculinity as portrayed by a chainsaw-wielding Dennis Hopper, and the logistics of putting someone's face back on.
On this extremely giallo-centric episode, we dig into STAGE FRIGHT and THE SECT (aka THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER aka DEMONS 4)! We also discuss messy-as-fuck theatre kids, the Vatican, ladies with saxophones, and the perils of hippies with bugs.
This week, author Sarah Gailey and Christina rejoin us to talk about INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE and SCREAM 2! Also discussed are Guns N' Roses' unforgivable cover of "Sympathy For The Devil," angry open letters from Anne Rice, and why Sidney Prescott is the greatest Final Girl.
On this episode, we dig into TO HELL AND BACK: THE KANE HODDER STORY , FINAL DESTINATION, and HOUSE OF USHER! We talk about why Kane Hodder is a sweet baby angel, the perils of driving behind trucks filled with logs, and how Dave Mustaine sounds like scabies.
Green Ant, a literal, actual wrestling ant, fills in for Ryan this week as he and Quincy dig into THE BEES and THE EMPIRE OF THE ANTS! They also talk about the perils of eating in public bathrooms, DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS, and John Carradine's creepy hands.
On this episode, we dig into ALIEN VS. NINJA and a whole slew of listener requests, including THE TOXIC AVENGER, VIRUS, JACK FROST, and THE FACULTY! Also discussed are caffeine-induced psychotic episodes, questionable suplexes, and kids' cartoons that had no business being kids' cartoons.
On this episode, we're joined by author Betty Rocksteady as we dig into the sheer traumatic childhood glory of RETURN TO OZ, GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH, and Wes Craven's unfortunate VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN. We also talk about the Nome King's vore kink, tragic Pokemon death, and how VAMPIRE HUNTER D is indefensible as an adult.
On this episode, we dig into PREMIKA (a movie about a ghost that haunts a karaoke machine and kills people who sing badly, I cannot stress this enough), LIVERLEAF, GODZILLA, and TALES OF TERROR! Also discussed are bad youth pastor metaphors involving horse manure, blackened crust punk bands, and the gender politics of WILD ZERO.
On this episode, we're joined by author Sarah Gailey (RIVER OF TEETH) as we dig into THE LOST BOYS and I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE. Also discussed are sexy bemulleted sax players, baskettis, Donatello's nipples, and the fact that Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are the two genders.
On this episode, we dig into HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD, YOR: THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE, WWE Studios' NO ONE LIVES, and TERRENCE HOWARD'S FRIGHT CLUB. Also discussed are mystery mail meat, unfuckable robots, and the logistics of ripping out the Funkasaurus' spine and wearing him as a jaunty hat.
We're rejoined this week by writer and podcaster Matt D. Wilson as we dig into CARNOSAUR, BLACKENSTEIN, and shameless straight-to-VOD ripoff THE JURASSIC GAMES. Also discussed are creationist museums, being trapped on an island with Stone Cold Steve Austin, and owning Gene Siskel.
On this episode, we're rejoined by Ian Chambers as we dig into WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, THEY LIVE, STITCHES, GHASTLIES, and GHOSTS THAT STILL WALK. Also discussed are the DEATH WISH movies, Anne Rice fanfic, surgery biographies, and Rowdy Roddy Piper's racism.
On this episode, we rank the FRIDAY THE 13TH reboot, the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET reboot (God help us), BLUE MONKEY, and MINDHUNTERS. We also talk about Gorgon Video Magazine, Screaming Mad George's luscious hair, and how LL Cool J is the Kyle MacLachlan to Renny Harlin's David Lynch.
