This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt does full soyboy on the Disney+ train, and the boys talk about Gargoyles and Talespin. Matt discovers the wonders of the bidet, Mitch complains that we're in the Golden Turd Age of Television, and then the two boys argue for like an hour about eating bugs. SHOW NOTES: - Gargoyles - Talespin - The Irishman - Matt racks-a dishiprine - Richard Williams - Black Friday - Bidets - More VR stuff - Facade - James Bond - Dumb movie theories - The Golden Turd ...
Dec 17, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch urges everyone to watch Klaus, and makes people mad on Twitter. Matt's gone full-on cuck by subscribing to Disney+, meanwhile, Mitch's Disney idiocy is related to the theme parks and candles. Matt and Mitch also go over the gradient of unfunny celebrities that they wish would perish. SHOW NOTES: - The Mandalorian - Klaus - Inflammatory Twitter posts - Half Life: Alyx - VR - Disney+ - Magic Candle Company - Cybertruck - The pantheon of unfunny celebr...
Dec 03, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys talk about their Spooky Month festivities, Mitch takes the plunge on VR, Matt can't stand unskippable cutscenes, and then they just take Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics and turn them into gay and cum jokes for the last 15 minutes of the show. Like you expect any better. SHOW NOTES: - VR - Questionable hentai artist retweets - OK boomer - Godzilla - Halloween - Carrie - Observer - Walking simulators - Unskippable cutscenes - Terminator: Dark Fat...
Nov 22, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gets caught up in the Night Trap, Matt watches a bunch of James Wan flicks, and the boys get down to the real point of this show: that hating women is a good thing. SHOW NOTES: - Night Trap - Observer - James Wan movies - Before I Wake - Binge watching - Metal Wolf Chaos XD - Taiko no Tatsujin - Cursed rhythm controllers - Dogs - Nintendo Labo - Hating women is good
Nov 08, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch sees the funny clown man movie, Blake fills us in on Atlanta Pride, Dylan proves his cuckitude by ranking Captain Marvel highly in the MCU, and Matt still refuses to watch the films of Jordan Peele, because he IS a card-carrying racist. Get 'im, boys! SHOW NOTES: - Joker - More horror movies - Link's Awakening - "Classic" movies - Atlanta Pride - Aquabats - The Wall - Sayonara Wild Hearts - Marvel Cinematic Universe - Get Out & Us - Found footag...
Oct 24, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt reveals his normie status by claiming to like American Horror Story, Mitch beats Final Fantasy VII for the first time ever, and everyone is mad at Nostalgia Critic's review of The Wall. Sebastian's on for basically the entire episode. Also, the last half hour or so is just the guys looking over a Sears Wish Book from 1992 or something. So... enjoy that, audio listeners. SHOW NOTES: - Joker - Final Fantasy VII - American Horror Story - Spooky movies -...
Oct 22, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch hacks the Gibson, listener Devilman joins in to tell his side of the story Dylan told last week, where Devilman and another Discord user ERP-ed with people in FFXIV for sweet prizes, and Dylan defends Borderlands 3, because he is a child. SEGMENT 1: - Anime dubs - Hackers - Devilman pleads his case - Chicken sandwiches - Final Fantasy VII SEGMENT 2: - Maxwell TV - Working at McDonald's - Borderlands 3 SEGMENT 3: - Portland Comic Con - The Dark Cryst...
Sep 27, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finally watches Evangelion, Matt and his buddy talk about going to the gym, and the boys discuss the recent Nintendo Direct. Odie Esty and Sebastian come on to reveal the horrifying underbelly of the Nekopara series. Also, the sissy hypno thing might be very, very real. SEGMENT 1: - Evangelion - Justice League - Nintendo Direct SEGMENT 2: - Old cartoons - Jaleel White as Sonic - Gym talk - Magic the Gathering - Chapelle's new special - Deep fakes - ...
Sep 15, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt flies solo for the first segment, until special guest Mitch arrives and is able to record show notes. The guys talk about how Fear Inoculum sucks, the Funimation audio leaks, and Dylan comes on to talk about Astral Chain. SEGMENT 1: - SEGMENT 2: - Ninja Warriors - Fear Inoculum sucks - Ziltoid the Omniscient - The Funimation leak - ProJared cancels cancel culture - Drifters - Metal Shark Bro - Talk Bernie to Me - Sly Cooper and inFamous - Kamen Rider...
Sep 08, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys clown on the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, Matt's off Facebook for good, Mitch can't tell the difference between black women, and some nerd comes on to talk about tokusatsu. Our feed was down for so long because the site it's on is run by Indians, so I forget who it was. It was probably Blake, because he's all about that gay stuff. SEGMENT 1: - Peter Stormaire - Nicktoons - Getting rid of your Facebook - Zoloft - Dreams - OneyPlays SEGMENT 2: - Ra...
Sep 08, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is busy being Tim Allen in the 90's, so Matt invites his dumb broad girlfriend on to play Sonic CD. Also, there's no show notes for this episode because Matt isn't afflicted with the podcast autism that Mitch has, so yeah.
Aug 08, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch talks way too much about theme parks, Fatty introduces the boys to the strangely atmospheric Doom PS1 port soundtrack, and we watch the economy of 2fort reach total hat-uration. SEGMENT 1: - Theme park rides and animatronics - The Lion King (the old one) - Dreams - Bohemian Rhapsody - Kill la Kill IF - The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa SEGMENT 2: - Doom's music - Retro shooters - TF2's market crash - Selling items on Steam - Horny anime SEGMENT 3: - Sup...
Jul 31, 2019
Oh gawd, it's anudda Career Suicide Podcast, and we're back to the classic 3-act structure from the old podcast! Matt has some BIG news to share about how he's suddenly going to be much more wealthy and protected in the future, Mitch is feeling motivated thanks to Devil May Cry 3, the boys dissect the Cats and It Chapter 2 trailers, and then Blake comes on to talk about his experiences at Atlanta Comic Con. SEGMENT 1: - Matt's big news - KyoAni arson - Cats trailer - IT trailer - Haven't You Hea...
Jul 23, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Wizard joins us to talk a whole heaping lot about Touhou, Mitch and Matt discuss the fact that Hollywood is just a feminist propaganda machine at this point, Mitch recaps his experience at Kupocon with the boys from Nude Clan, Al Dente talks about her experience at SGDQ with the Boys of Cringey Summer, and then Matt and Mitch push Dylan to the breaking point. It's all fun and games here, at the Career Suicide Podcast. SHOW NOTES: - Touhou - Lots of Touhou...
Jul 22, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks up Hi-Score Girl, Mitch complains about Spotify randomly changing their "Like" system, and we get to the bottom of Blake's secret ties to the Talmud. - Hi-Score Girl - Bloodstained - Dark Crystal - Toy Story 4 - Hollow Knight - Disgaea - Evangelion - Blake's secret Jewish heritage and receding hairline - Midsummer - Babylon 5 - Keanu Reeves - Spotify - Star Wars - Funko Pops - Black Mirror - Chris Chan's self-inflicted taint wound - Kindergarte...
Jul 02, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch give their hot E3 takes, Odie Esty talks about some edgy manga and the new Godzilla flick, and Wizard talks about getting an MRI and going to an anime convention with his dad. SHOW NOTES: - Gravity Rush - Blaster Master Zero 2 - E3 - Tifa - Smash Bros DLCs - No More Heroes 3 - Dorohedoro - Godzilla: King of the Monsters - Simpsons pulling episodes - Wizard goes to the hospital - Sack Anime - Eatman - Dagon - The Dark Crystal - Juice's final...
Jun 20, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gushes about Detective Pikachu and the new Carly Rae Jepsen record, Matt talks about shooting guns and watching hentai in a theater, Rat talks about getting kicked out of a fancy-schmancy Holiday Inn, and Odie sings us the song of Flippy. SHOW NOTES: - Detective Pikachu - Ghost Stories (not the anime) - The Clovehitch Killer - Rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin' - Watching hentai in a theater - Rat on the beat - The Pokemon anime - Xenophobia in North D...
Jun 03, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch touch on the Sonic trailer, talk with Sebastian and other fans a whole lot about Mob Psycho 100 and One Punch Man Season 2, discover a very spicy manga by the same dude who made Baki the Grappler, apparently, and figure out what the best object is to replace your testicles with. SHOW NOTES: - Sonic - The Predator - One Punch Man - Autotune - The N word - Butterbeer - Replacing your balls with stuff - Avengers Endgay - Ploobis - Meme songs -...
May 13, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt goes to that anime store run out of someone's house, which leads into a ton of trading card game talk between Mitch and Carolus Rex. Mitch talks about the oddly addicting but really crappy Conan Exiles, we tell people that Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum, and Mitch and Odie Esty argue about Atlus' business practices for like a half hour while Matt retweets a ton of hentai, probably. SHOW NOTES: - Generation Otaku - Yu-Gi-Oh - Magic th...
May 05, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch regales us with tales of his trip to Universal Studios, Matt talks about new anime based on older manga, they talk about the whole Notre Dame thing, and discover the horrifying truth of a guy who runs an anime store out of his apartment. SHOW NOTES: - The Secret Life of Pets 2 - Universal Studios - Medieval Times - Cabana Bay - Child's Play - Horror remakes - Notre Dame burning - The Expanse - Fruits Basket - Baki the Grappler - YouTubers we're tire...
Apr 25, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk 80's rock, the oriental tricks of Joanne Gaines, their disillusionment with April Fools, and the new plague on YouTube: smug furries folding their arms. SHOW NOTES: - Ram ranch - David Bowie - 80's Rush slaps - We are Cum Town 2 - The word cum - Carly Rae Jepsen and Happy Macklemore - Joker - Bumblebee - Kung-Fu Hustle - Fixer Upper - Hibachi - Two Evil Eyes and The Curious Case of Mr. Metokur - Rat on the beat - We do asian accents fo...
Apr 09, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is out, so Matt reads more of the Sonic SatAM magnum opus fanfiction: Daylight Savings! Also, his dumb broad girlfriend plays through Sonic 1 on stream, so sorry, audio-only people. Go check the YouTube page for that visual stimulation.
Apr 02, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch tries to fill our dark souls with light, Matt talks about movies, Al Dente promises us a Neverland, and Shane Dawson totally didn't have sex with his cat. SHOW NOTES: - Octopath Traveller - American Vandals - Newgrounds art request - The Dolls - Spoony's car accident - Devil May Cum - Deadpool 2 - Mortal Kumbat - Hulu cummercials and originals - Blue Oyster Cum - Bands transitioning between decades - Music streaming services and untrue shuffle - Ani...
Mar 27, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt attempts to leave Neverland, Mitch talks about the tryhard, anti-man propaganda that is "Love, Death, Robots", Chuck warns everyone not to move to California, and we come to the conclusion that living in the city, you know you have to survive, you've got to keep the dream alive, but everything is terrible, so move somewhere rural where They Who Shall Not Be Named can't control your thoughts, emotions, etc. SHOW NOTES: - Leaving Neverland - Love Death...
Mar 18, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch are Abducted in Plain Sight by Mr. X, who is actually Dylan, who talks to them about Kamen Rider for like an hour and a half. The great debate of subs vs dubs rages on, and we discover a brilliant loophole in the warranty of IKEA furniture. (Tip: bang someone really hard on a BESTÅ BURS until that jawn breaks.) SHOW NOTES: - Trevor Noah - Ralph Bakshi - The Bounty - Mississippi Burning - 2 new Carly Rae Jepsen bangers - Pokemon Sword and Sh...
Mar 05, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch warns everyone of the soyboy propaganda included in HelloFresh boxes, Matt declares he is mouth-celibate, and JACK BLACK HAS OFFICIALLY DONE BLACKFACE, SHUT IT DOWN SHOW NOTES: - KFC in the UK - Link he come to town - Sonic statue on some random road in rural Japan - Social media is poison - Troll and Troll 2 - Hello Fresh comes with Soylent - Jack Blackface - Things are old and so are we - Tim Burton and Batman - Tony Hawk - Mortal Kombat - Sonic a...
Mar 03, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, we lay our core values bare. Mitch talks up Tetris 99, Matt is terrified of the Will Smith Genie, and there's a whole bunch of internal spergery discuss, related to the Discord. Dylan also fills us in on the nontroversy surrounding Catherine: Full Body, and we make Juice the official third mic of the show! SHOW NOTES: - Core values - Far Cry New Dawn - Mob Psycho 100 - Domestic Girlfriend - Tetris 99 - Final Fantasy IX - Will Smith Genie - Avatar 2 - Dyla...
Feb 21, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, we are the winners of Eurovision, Mitch takes us for a ride on the Groove Coaster, and a long-time listener, first-time caller walks us through Warhammer! SHOW NOTES: - Blow - Paul Reubens - Fire Emblem Awakening - Eurovision - Forced popularity - Anti-Trump tryhard stuff - Chinken nunget - Groove Coaster - Rat on the Beat - Vinyl - Michael Jackson - Warhammer - The Outer Worlds - Devil May Cry 5 - The Silver Case - Fate/Stay Night
Feb 11, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Odie Esty hops on to discuss Kingdom Hearts 3 with Mitch, Matt orders the blackest manga of all time, Mortis gets us all nostalgic for LEGO games on PC, and we can't wait until the day we get to see Joaquin Phoenix running through the streets citing race-based crime statistics. SHOW NOTES: - Dog Ni**a (I only censored it because iTunes is impossible to deal with, in the event it would have gotten our feed removed. This is the world we live in now. Revolt....
Feb 06, 2019
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk with Odie Esty about their experiences so far with Travis Strikes Again, Salacious Crumb cracks open the fact that the Treyvon shooting was just a viral ad campaign for Skittles, and old friend Al Dente calls in to talk about her recent experiences with the elitist cosplay culture at various conventions. Oh, and Blake is the catalyst for the Les Enfants Terribles project or something. SHOW NOTES: - Children's cartoons - Travis Strikes ...
Jan 30, 2019
