You can't keep two good jagoffs down! Matt and Mitch make their triumphant return with The Career Suicide Podcast! New name, new format, but same basic show. This week on The Career Suicide Podcast, we're basically taking this baby for a test run, as we invite almost all of the regulars on our Discord to call in and say their piece about whatever they feel like! Giant Rat tells some amazing stories about working for the phone company, Dylan convinces us to buy Travis Strikes Again, and we're pre...
Jan 23, 2019
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we bid you all adieu! Bob from Germany joins us on this final episode of Random Assault, to talk about podcasts cucking out and getting soft, Wandersong, and how country girls make do. Don't worry, though. Matt and Mitch will be back in The Career Suicide Podcast! SEGMENT 1: - The last episode - Alexa - The age of entitlement - Podcasts selling out and getting soft - Rage-baiters - YouTube and the algorithm - Pixel horror games SEGMENT 2: - Threesomes - W...
Jan 20, 2019
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, new listener ZimZam hops on the show right before we have to start shutting this whole thing down! We talk about the sexual chocolate that is Seal, everyone's favorite forsaken internet personalities, and how Randy Newman is gonna take this country back for the white man! SEGMENT 1: - JoJoposting - Vento Aureo - HP Lovecraft's cat - Fanfiction - The Nostalgia Critic - Jontron - Obscure Disney characters - Morrowind - Mass Effect - Our future children - Li...
Dec 31, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MegalaDan joins us to discuss crossover games, the terror of sleep paralysis, when the critics don't agree with the general audience, and the sexy Japanese Grinch from a forgotten Game Boy Color game! SEGMENT 1: - Urinary tract infection - Healthcare - Wario Land - Pooping at work - The Long Reach - Crossover/fan games SEGMENT 2: - Animal Crossing - LEGO Overwatch - Goblin Slayer - Castlevania - Nightmares and sleep paralysis - The transition to Career Su...
Dec 26, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt are flying duo as they discuss that terrible Sabrina show on Netflix, the eternal war between LEGO and Playmobil, and how King of the Hill is one of the greatest shows ever made. SEGMENT 1: - LEGO and Playmobil - Halloween - JoJo Part 5 - Smash Direct - Taiko no Tatsujin - Bothering the neighbors - YouTube Poop - Sabrina the Pandering Witch - HP Lovecraft - Holes on radio SEGMENT 2: - King of the Hill - Apu - Shenmue - LEGO Island - Book fa...
Dec 01, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 316: Why My Pee Pee Make Boston Cream? Enjoy!
Nov 27, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bombastic Blake joins us again to talk up subjects like the new anime on the block, Castlevania Season 2, Phantasmagoria, and the wonderful world of Source Filmmaker porn! SEGMENT 1: - New anime - Kamen Rider - Witches Brew Frappucino SEGMENT 2: - Castlevania Season 2 - Etika - Smash leaks - SFM porn - Charmed - Phantasmagoria - Miami Connection - Christmas specials - Political stuff
Nov 27, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 315: Witch Mask Throat F**k. Enjoy!
Nov 19, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Chuck (aka Largo) joins us again to talk about Pokemon Sun and Moon, The World Ends With You, dragon dildos, and what our activation phrases might be! SEGMENT 1: - Political assassinations - Pokemon Sun and Moon - Layers of Fear - The World Ends With You - Downwell - Sega AGES - Luigi - Goblin Slayer - Vento Aureo - Nicholas Cage SEGMENT 2: - Xenoblade Chronicles - Records - AVGN - Mitch the detective - Racial casting - Castlevania - Dreams - Dildos SEGME...
Nov 19, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 314: City Folk. Enjoy!
Nov 01, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jamie joins us from across the pond to discuss a whole lot of spooky things, just in time for Halloween! This is totally being uploaded during the month of October 2018, and not the day after Halloween of that same year. We're totally not a month behind on this podcast. No sir-ee Bob. SEGMENT 1: - British dialect - Matt's s**tty day - Scooby-Doo - JoJo - Leprechaun - Halloween Horror Nights - Fortnite costumes - Halloween - Let's players - Voice actors - ...
Nov 01, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 313: When I Cum Abroad, I Get on a Big Boat. Enjoy!
Oct 19, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE IS HIGHLY VISUAL-BASED, AS IT INVOLVES A LOT OF VACATION PICTURES. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE TO GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a heartfelt reunion, as Alex joins us to talk about his vacation in glorious Nippon! Kate also stops by to witness the weebery! Come with us on a whirlwind tour of the sights and sounds of Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto! Bear witness to the beauty of Engrish shirts! Wonder at how...
Oct 19, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 312: Cucking is my business... and business is good! Enjoy!
Oct 04, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we accidentally double-booked our guests, so we're joined by both Bombastic Blake and MegalaDan! Dan shares some great Star Wars Galaxies stories, Blake shares his Grindr horror stories, and Mitch gets into Megadeth. Nice story... tell it to Reader's Digest! SEGMENT 1: - Broadcasting - Star Wars Galaxies - Baahubali - Adventures in Grindr - Blake's stream SEGMENT 2: - Destiny 2 - Mega Man - Stands - Cartoons - Sonic SEGMENT 3: - Vince McMahon - Megadeth -...
Oct 04, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 311: Phil Dies Live On Air. Enjoy!
Sep 27, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Phil-Angie joins us once again to discuss his crippling Fortnite addiction, how Naughty Dog is bad at making games, and then his dad rips him out of the podcast, so Mitch and Matt discuss things like Streets of Rage 4 and the movie Society. SEGMENT 1: - Bojack Horseman ripped off Phil - Holidays - Pokemon - Naughty Dog is bad at making games - Spyro Reignited Trilogy - House Party - Delayed Nintendo Direct - Death Grips and stupid songs SEGMENT 2: - Dead ...
Sep 27, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 310: Tricum. Enjoy!
Sep 18, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks returns to talk about metal bands, bad anime, and living in the hellscape that is Pennsylvania. Mitch complains about Uncharted, and Matt rockets his unborn into the night sky with the announcement of Simon Belmont for Smash! (You can tell we recorded this like, a month ago, huh?) SEGMENT 1: - 311 - Trigun - Outlaw Star - Huniepop 2 - Smash Bros Direct - Uncharted - Living in Amish country - Pennsylvania stories - Sucking your own dick SEG...
Sep 18, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 309: I'M CUMMING. Enjoy!
Sep 11, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Everett joins us from the frozen north to talk about Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Mr. Clemps and other YouTube personalities, and a whole lot of anime. Because what else would we talk about on this show, besides anime? SEGMENT 1: - Super Best Friends - Meme mines - Persona 5 - Anime and visual novels - CG in anime - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Daemon X Machina - Soundboards SEGMENT 2: - The Emoji Movie - Mamma Mia 2 - Into the Spider-verse - Sony Picture...
Sep 11, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 308: Cuck Me Some Slack. Enjoy!
Sep 03, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Cameron (TheWeebShow) joins us once again to discuss the various topics of the day: the hierarchy of quick-food-service gas stations in the Mid-Atlantic, our various autistic moments, and the status of Target and Toys 'R' Us in Canada! SEGMENT 1: - Cyborg - Captain Underpants - Matt's moving - Tetris - Wawa vs Sheetz - Kirby - USA vs Canada SEGMENT 2: - The Papa John's fiasco - Autism moments - Other podcasts - Fart fights - Indian doctor singing...
Sep 03, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 307: A Genius Kojumbo Podcast. Enjoy!
Aug 21, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Sebastian joins us jam-packed full of topics, including the arcade scene in Sweden, hacking your Switch, the Bömbermin, and the eternal debate of smol tiddy and big ass versus big tiddy and no ass. SEGMENT 1: - World Cup - Independence Day - Deviant erotica - Vampire movies - Monster Trucks - Jurassic World - The Last Jedi - Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man - It (2017) - Deadly Stranding - A Sound of Thunder - Dead Cells - Blazblue - Arcades in S...
Aug 21, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 306: WHAT?! Enjoy!
Jul 13, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jamie joins us again to talk about direct-to-video Disney sequels, 80's music, and the horrors of living in the UK, which includes a tour of his room under the stairs at his evil aunt and uncle's house! SEGMENT 1: - Steam box - Killer7 - Gamecube - Men in Black - Direct-to-video Disney sequels - Japanese cinema SEGMENT 2: - Sorcerer - Spotify - 80's music - Synthwave vs chiptune - X-stream sports games - The Urbz - Cyberpunk 2077 - Sonic - Old PC...
Jul 13, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 305: The Matt and Matt Power Hour. Enjoy!
Jul 02, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is busy being the Ocean Man, so Matt (aka Brosona3FES of the O-Talk-U Podcast) joins OUR Matt to talk about E3 shenanigans. Mitch manages to get his conch-shell-satellite-dish to work long enough to jump on and give his hottest of takes.
Jul 02, 2018
This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 304: Bob's Bimbo Burgers. Seriously, this aftershow has better stories than the main episode. Enjoy!
Jun 22, 2018
