This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bob from Germany joins us to talk about the perils of being a game journalist, the nightmare that was The Last Jedi, and the futile struggle of fitting big Switch games onto the cartridge. Es tut mir leid! SEGMENT 1: - Russell Crowe - Matt's new cat - Old SS buildings - Bob's new groove - Runner3 - Mega Man - Buying games as a journalist vs getting a code - Female equivilent of mass gunners - Power Rangers - Deadpool 2 - E3 - Gorillaz - SJW Vertigo Comics...
Jun 22, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 300: Okay Riddance. Enjoy!
Jun 12, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we celebrate the big Zack Snyder number of episodes, but we also bid adieu to Kate, who recently got hitched! Kate will still be joining us for occasional livestreams, but her time as a regular host has come to a close. Join us as we celebrate episode 300 about 4 weeks too late.
Jun 12, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 303: OK Google - Anime Tiddy Holocaust. Enjoy!
May 31, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Chuck joins us to discuss how the powers that run the internet are controlling your free speech, Matt talks about going to Canada to witness Kate's pagan wedding, Mitch talks about how 5 dollars might STILL be asking too much for Guitar Hero Live, and we discover the idiocy of voice assistants. SEGMENT 1: - Mei isn't fat - Kate's Big Fat Bayonetta Wedding - MAGfest and MAGwest - Seattle - Import games - The Anime Tiddy Holocaust - The slow death ...
May 31, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 302: Doug Walker's Funny Response. Enjoy!
May 17, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite guy with the inflamed frontal lobe joins us again. That's right, it's Mitch. But Thomas is also here to discuss how his house burned down, Mitch details three movies he got conned into going to see in the theater, we talk about cuck supremes like Doug Walker and Mark Zuckerberg getting put on blast, and you'd better believe that we discover that Big the Cat porn is a thing. SEGMENT 1: - How Thomas' house burned down - Military stuff - Stories...
May 17, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 301: Smallville Galactica Pussy Cult. Enjoy!
Apr 23, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mike Smith, a guy who's name is too generic to be doxed, joins us to talk about that YouTube shooting, Ni No Kuni 2, verbal tics, and a bunch of terrible Mainframe CGI garbage. Also, we discuss the unassailable fact that Mitch is always right, forever. SEGMENT 1: - Mitch is always right - We had crimes happen to us - We are on Stitcher now - Kate had a week - Cat hygeine - Mitch's opinions on popular things - The YouTube shooting - Bad podcasts SEGMENT 2:...
Apr 23, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 299: Reference the Podcaster. Enjoy!
Apr 04, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a much more low-energy show as Matt is tired and Mitch actively wants to die. That doesn't stop them from speculating about the new seasons of FLCL, lamenting the existence of the Emoji Movie, and telling you all to play Golf Story. Also, Mitch takes a swing at Broken Age during the second installment of F**king Art Games. SEGMENT 1: - WCW NWO Revenge - Bayonetta - FLCL - Transformers: Devastation - Ready Player One - The Emoji Movie - Freddy Got Fin...
Apr 04, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 298: OooOOOooo!! Spooky Fart Ghosts! Enjoy!
Mar 27, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang discusses remasters in our modern age, the horror-filled world of PS2 shovelware, the short history of movies based on Disney World rides, and the all-inclusive American adaptation of Sailor Moon. SEGMENT 1: - The Random Assault Family Tree - Ecco the Dolphin - Remasters - Katamari Damacy - The art of being an edgelord - Kirby: Star Allies - Toys R Us closing - LEGO SEGMENT 2: - Wrasslin' games - Kingdom Hearts - Smash Brothers - Old movies - The...
Mar 27, 2018
This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 297: Here Comes Ol' Cum-Toes. Enjoy!
Mar 19, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we talk all about the recent Nintendo Direct which blighted the world with a new Smash Bros announcement, we discuss the intricacies between AAA and indie titles on the Switch, Mitch reviews Everybody's Gone to the Rapture in the debut of F**king Art Games, and we tally up the votes for the new RA logo design! SEGMENT 1: - WWF No Mercy - RIP Billy Harrington - Super Smash Bros for Switch - Kirby Star Allies Demo - Ecco the Dolphin - More Nintendo Direct g...
Mar 19, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week, more SSX-shenanigans abound! Also, Matt actually took show-notes this time! SHOW NOTES: - Rayman - Simpsons on bluray - SSX - ABC Saturday Morning cartoons - Dr. Who - Zoloft - Racism - Canadian PSAs
Mar 13, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 295: Mt. Cum. Enjoy!
Mar 08, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, DJ Atomika returns as Kate takes us on a whirlwind tour of the deadliest peaks in the world in the SSX reboot from a few years back.
Mar 06, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 294: HiHi Nacho Nacho Peepee Show. Enjoy!
Mar 02, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is MMMMAD! The gang goes over coloquialisms and no I'm not right-clicking that word to spell-check it even though it has a red squiggly line under it signifying that I clearly spelled it wrong. Mitch reveals deeper depths of his autism thanks to his podcast tier list, and the debate between realistic games versus games that are actually fun to play rages on. SEGMENT 1: - Kate talks about stuff - Just Cause 3 - Bayonetta - Konosuba - Steamed hams - C...
Mar 01, 2018
This a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 292: February 3rnd. Enjoy!
Mar 01, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate and Matt are flying blind without Mitch, and Kate subjects us to the rest of Tony Hawk's Project 8.
Feb 20, 2018
This #week on the #RandomAssaultPodcast, it's the #BombasticReturn of #Blake who #comeson to #askusanything and #talk about #beinggay but #soon #theshowfallsapart SEGMENT 1: - Dead Rising - A Hat in Time - Kirby games - Everyone on Grindr looks like Mitch - Anime - Tokusatsu - Movies and TV shows need to be shorter - Everwood SEGMENT 2: - Questions from Blake - Sketch comedy - Kate is wrong about Mega Man - Steamed Hams (yes, seriously) - The show falls apart SEGMENT 3: - Livestreaming - Sex - Y...
Feb 14, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Brosona3FES (or Matt from NobiNoodle) joins us to totally beef it around some shoobies as the ancient hawaiians used to say put my dick in de coconut and suck it all up my name's not maurice that's the spirit they got sand in the potato salad
Feb 14, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes us to the edge of our limits as we finally finish Gran Turismo 6. The nightmare is over.
Feb 14, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes us to the edge of our limits as we finally finish Gran Turismo 6. The nightmare is over.
Feb 14, 2018
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 289: California Creamin'. Enjoy!
Jan 08, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's out again, so Matt and Mitch talk about the perils of driving through states like Maryland and Virginia, pooping habits, the anime we were forced to endure as children and young teens, and how we totally live in the most exciting, changing times ever and we should feel special about that because we're special and we're gonna tell our grandkids how special we are because we're definitely not living in mundane times and are trying to carve out any se...
Jan 08, 2018
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's computer is out of commission, so it's up to Matt and Mitch to entertain everyone, and they're being sad-sacks. The end of 2017 has turned into a grueling gauntlet of seasonal depression and general malaise, but they find time to talk about Star Wars: The Feminist Agenda, what to do if the save-game timer on your game doesn't work, and what a good year it was for Nintendo's little hybrid that could. And then, they decided to end the show early, but...
Jan 02, 2018
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Mitch is absent yet again, leaving Matt and Kate to deal with the worst possible thing: each other!
Dec 31, 2017
