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Random Assault Podcast

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An uncensored, anarchic podcast, by bad people, for bad people. Welcome home.
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Episodes

Random Assault 286 (LET'S PLAY LIVESTREAM): SJWolfenstein Prologue

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, the month of Gran Turismo continues, but with a twist! Not only do we have listener and fan Logan joining us, but Mitch does his full teardown of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus as yet another example of the encroaching tidal wave of toxic feminine culture! Watch or listen along in horror, but...

Dec 21, 2017

Random Assault 285 (LET'S PLAY LIVESTREAM): Gran Autismo 2: A-Spergers

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, it's just Matt and Kate and more of The Real Driving Simulator, despite Kate "not being into cars". Because I wasn't there, Matt and Kate neglected to take show-notes which means that I have no images to post in here, or even any idea of what they talked about. There's also no aftershow because...

Dec 14, 2017

Random Assault 284 (LET'S PLAY LIVESTREAM): Gran Autismo

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes Mitch and Matt for a ride. In cars. With boys. I couldn't decide whether to make a reference to that "In Cars" song by Gary Numan or to the title of the movie "Riding in Cars With Boys", so you kind of got both I guess.

Dec 04, 2017

Random Assault 283: Dungeons & Dropmix

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch demos his new autismo obsession: Dropmix, a musical card game by Harmonix, the makers of Rock Band. Kate and Matt desperately try to take the conversation in any other direction, with talk of Dungeons & Dragons sessions on the Discord, classic Gamecube Animal Crossing, and getting into fights in high school. SEGMENT 1: - Streets of Rage remake - Blood Omen - DropMix - Dungeons and Dragons - Getting your right and left mixed up SEGMENT 2: - Red D...

Nov 28, 2017

Random Assault 282: Sonic Forces a Nut Round the Corner

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt dissect the enigma that is Sonic the Hedgehog, the gang talks about how they organize the altars of their wasted lives (their game shelves), there's a wild tangent about fingering people during movies, and there's a big discussion about reverse weeabooism! SEGMENT 1: - We need to start killing people - Eating out - Sonic Forces - A Goofy Movie - Pauly Shore - Lord of the Rings - Stranger Things - Arranging game shelves - Sports games and st...

Nov 20, 2017

Random Assault 281: Dick Sponge

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt gush about Mario Odyssey, with plenty of spoilers flying about, so be warned! Kate travels to the Department of Heaven in order to witness the Promised Land, and Matt and Mitch think things have gotten pretty strange. (No spoilers for that, though, don't worry.) Finally, we get into a lengthy discussion about dick physics. Because honestly, what are you expecting from us anymore? SEGMENT 1: - Super Mario Odyssey (SPOILERS ABOUND) - The Sear...

Nov 14, 2017

Random Assault 280 (LET'S PLAY LIVESTREAM): Alex Was Here!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. It's the anniversary of our fun little once-a-month let's play livestream shows, and since it's Halloween, Kate and Matt dive into the underrated Clive Barker's Undying. Also, if it wasn't obvious by the title, a former host drops by as a special surprise! SpoooOOOOooooky!

Nov 10, 2017

Random Assault 279: Fake PewDiePie

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time fan and listener Sebastian joins us, (you might remember him from that Daytona stream we did a few months back), ready to tackle topics like the technical woes of the Switch, pachinko in native Nippon, delicacies in other countries (such as the infamous Surstromming), and wondering if Vento Aureo is ever going to get its anime adaptation. SEGMENT 1: - Golf Story - Re: Zero and other anime - Australia vs Britain - Switch technical woes - Jackbox ...

Oct 31, 2017

Random Assault 278: To Live and Die in RA

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and long-time Discord Boy Jamie joins us to go over all the 80's movie garbage that Matt loves. Then, Mitch hops in to discuss Cuphead, bad memes from bad shows invading reality, the enigma that is the merchant from Resident Evil 4, and his trip to Germany 10 years ago. We also talk about various diseases, and we announce our very first convention! SEGMENT 1: - Goodfellas - Cop Land - Blade Runner - Batman - Robocop - Resident Evil - Escape from ...

Oct 23, 2017

Random Assault 277: Neo Yokio Drift

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt and Mitch are flying solo, left to continue their side-podcast/film series. Matt watched a bunch of movies, the two gush about Golf Story, Mitch takes a direct dump onto other podcasts, and they lament the entire decade of the 2000's in terms of anime. SEGMENT 1: - Golf Story - Picross S - Sam and Max - The news is terrible - Indie darlings - Creepypasta - The Mummy - Spider-Man Homecoming - TV sucks - Han Solo movie - Persona 5 - American anime is t...

Oct 22, 2017

Random Assault 276 (LET'S PLAY LIVESTREAM): Big Doinks in Paradise

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate takes us down to the Paradise City in one of the best games of the previous generation: Burnout Paradise! Join us as we interact with the chat and talk about how terrible Rick and Morty is!

Oct 07, 2017

Random Assault 275: Neighbor Kids

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch gets over his coulrophobia and talks about the new It remake. Matt and Mitch discuss the selection of offerings on the Switch, and that demo for Project Octopath Traveller. And Matt re-kindles his love for edgy 90's Fox animated shows by recounting his experiences with the Sam and Max cartoon. Also: anime! Of course! SEGMENT 1: - Farm stories - It - Jewish pedophile cartoon on Netflix - Chopping Mall - Filthy neighbors - Final Fantasy VII SEGMENT 2:...

Sep 28, 2017

Random Assault 274: Skill Fetish

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we ring in 9/11 by bringing on long-time listener Jay, who talks with us about weed, how Destiny sucks, webtoons, and how some conventions are getting too big for their own good. It's an episode so great, Kate left early! SEGMENT 1: - The PewDiePie thing - Gauntlet: Slayer Edition - The Great YouTube Demonitization Passover - Happy 9/11 - "Videogame Culture Needs to Stop Fetishizing Skill" - Writers are bulls**t - The Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle - South Pa...

Sep 27, 2017

Random Assault 273: Chimp Style

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt sells out. Hard. But, we also get to talk about cool Italian horror movies, big Kickstarter failures, the finale of Twin Peaks, and all-girl reboots of classic tales. SEGMENT 1: - Matt bought a Switch - Puyo Puyo Tetris - Miiverse is dead - Nugs vs Fries - Sonic Mania - Loot Vault takes forever to ship things SEGMENT 2: - Phenomena/Creepers/Clock Tower/Clock Tower/Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within - Impromptu speedrun charity thing - Final Fantasy ...

Sep 15, 2017

Random Assault 272: Me, An Intellectual

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang talks all about the Switch and its nonexistant virtual console, delicious weeb treats from Japan, and how the current generation of adults are being mass-marketed to as children. It's disgusting. And so is this show. SEGMENT 1: - The eclipse - Sonic Mania - Dan Harmon's Game On starring Arin Hanson - In the Mouth of Madness - Blaster Master Zero - Switch Virtual Console - Mega Man Battle Network SEGMENT 2: - Matt's bourgeois cat - Fixing an NES -...

Sep 08, 2017

Random Assault 271: Cume Fumes

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang discusses old media formats during the first segment, until listener Sol joins us for the first time in almost 200 episodes to discuss stand-up comedy, how Google is monitoring your speech for hate, and how our podcast has ascended to true blackhood. SEGMENT 1: - Memory card kerfuffles - Greatest Hits/Platinum Hits - Bad box art - Old VCR/TV snafus - Beyond the Gates - Video rental stores - Fatal Frame - Games that don't hold up SEGMENT 2: - Blac...

Aug 31, 2017

Random Assault 270 Aftershow

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 270: It's Worse When It's Happening To You. Enjoy!

Aug 26, 2017
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