Oooooooooh, it's been a while hasn't it? Random Assault returns for another fun filled episode chock-full of baby games, enraged transsexuals, and elitist gay people. We're in for a bumpy, politically incorrect ride!
Oct 23, 2012
Welcome back! This is part two of two for Random Assault's coverage of the Boston Festival of Indie games 2012. We wrap up everything we may have missed in the first part (that if you haven't listened to, you SHOULD.) Returning hosts Alex "Bloody Shadow" Cabral, Mela Firefly and Josh Zanelis, now with full stomachs (and better audio quality,) give you more news, more interviews and more stupid bullshit in between. Sit back and enjoy.
Oct 10, 2012
Welcome to the amazing world of the Boston Festival of Indie Games 2012. With a lot of promotion and hard work, this event was able to draw droves of indie fans to its open doors with the anticipation of indie games of all types. The event, although having been it's first year, did not disappoint and Random Assault was there to cover it and condese everything you need to know into a two-part podcast full of everything the event had to offer. Join your hosts Alex "Bloody Shadow" Cabral, Mela Fire...
Oct 08, 2012
Internet superstar Byron Reed joins us for a laughtastic look at all sorts of shit. It's a very silly episode this week, but try it and you'll love it. Once you go gray, you can never go.... Gay? Somthing like that.
Oct 05, 2012
HOO boy, this one's gonna be controversial. Let's get the elephant in the room out of the way: Matt, Alex and Kate hate Game Grumps. Mitch and Tony sing its praises. I can already hear all of our listeners clicking the unsubscribe button. Other than that, there's talk of game collections, and... puppies. Of course. Because THAT hasn't gotten old yet.
Sep 10, 2012
As you can see with your little eyeballs above, young master Mark Breen rejoins us after a whopping 41 episode absence. Naturally, we have plenty of fun but it's all ruined by everyone's computers deciding to commit suicide one after the other. Still, there's more chills, thrills, and pills than you can shake a black market pharmacy at.
Sep 02, 2012
This week, it's breakfast, lunch, anime and dinner on Random Assault! The hosts give you a buffet of topics, including an impromptu food theme throughout the episode! Plus, there's some stuff about theme parks, Mitch visits a new arcade that opened up near him, and Alex ACTUALLY likes an anime!
Aug 21, 2012
Everything is stupid this week as we look at asinine laws, stupid Sony s***, and spine-tingling horrors from....Something Awful.
Aug 14, 2012
Random Assault really lives up to its name this week. Handsome Dave of The POW Block joins us while Matt and Mitch are away on a gay party cruise. The topics are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Get ready for a freewheeling, sloppy wet kiss of a podcast, ladies and germs.
Aug 14, 2012
It's a very....well, somewhat musical podcast. Tony gets us all talking game music and Mitch tortures himself once again. Also, porn and basketball.
Aug 14, 2012
It's a very super hero-y podcast yet again. Everybody's favourite weird uncle WillyFresh drops by to discuss the new Spider-Man movie, Matt has a hissy fit, and much more Marvely madness.
Aug 14, 2012
Despite what the lineup says, Mitch ditched us to go to the beach and tan his appealing and well-sculpted physique. Tony talks about a game he loves but had never played, Alex engages in some shameless pimping, while Kate gets butthurt, and this time it ain't because of no lemon.
Aug 14, 2012
We're two men down this week! Mitch is off to save some random-ass dimension and Kate's probably just busy finding new forms of produce to shove up her mud-hole, so this week let Matt, Tony and the ever-soothing Alex serenade you to sleep with tales of love and loss. Also, you know. Mugs. Probably.
Aug 14, 2012
Somehow willing to come back after the Lemon Incident, Coughman joins us for another merry-go-round of swears and.....uh....stuff.
Aug 14, 2012
We welcome a new creepy uncle to the Random Assault family, none other than the Internet's very own Curtis Stone. We'll walk him and feed him, we promise. Meanwhile, Mitch starts down a path of self-loathing, while Kate and Matt complain. A lot.
Aug 14, 2012
The Random Assault team actually does something topical for once! Matt, Alex, Mitch, Tony and Amanda all weigh in on their thoughts on this year's E3 extravaganza. How disappointed will they be? C'mon, we think you know us well enough to answer that for yourselves. But listen anyway, it's a good one.
Aug 14, 2012
We chat all about the biggest film of all time ever, Alpha Flight. We're gonna talk a little about this weird things with pages in them, and Tony experiences one of the worst horrors someone without a vagina can experience.
Aug 14, 2012
To honor the mysterious and untimely deaths of the Random Assault hosts, the GSPA (Global Shitty Podcast Association) presents this special episode of "Behind the Laughter", detailing the rocky, yet magnificent history of this groundbreaking podcast. Listen to hear the tales of the hosts before and during the show, the final interviews with the hosts, as well as some un-heard bonus content, never before broadcast. Hosted by Kent Blathers, this episode of Behind the Laughter will touch you in ver...
Aug 14, 2012
HOLY S*** HOLY S*** HOLY S*** IT'S HERE
Aug 14, 2012
Come on, we've done 49 of these. You get the idea by now. We're discussing all things animated Batman, some Star of the North Fist (???), and maybe, just maybe, some of the ice and hatred surrounding Alex's heart begins to melt. I think we really made some progress here.
Aug 14, 2012
At 6:00 AM this morning local time, our field agents recovered a hard drive containing the missing twenty-fourth episode of the horrible Random Assault. We need this episode analyzed for any leads it might give us toward stopping SlabFlapper before time runs out. Good luck.
Aug 14, 2012
Perverse cast-daddy Matt, vengeful porcupine Alex, and the always-smooth-as-sandpaper Mitch convene at the Penny Arcade Expo in scenic Boston, Massachussetts. WillyFresh, Jayson Canning, and Dave Rinehart are all along for the ride! We talk to special guests! We have interviews! We're still no better at giving the other people on the show a chance to speak! Come and listen to our first live show where we talk to real live creeps!
Aug 14, 2012
One of our most trollingest fans (?) joins us to confuse the heck out of us and destroy our self esteem. Also Kate muscle-f***** her way onto the episode even though we totally asked her to f*** off. Sorry.
Aug 14, 2012
Alex squees like a small, spastic child, Tony tries to talk about Street Fighter x Tekken, and Kate gets embarrassingly s***faced.
Aug 14, 2012
Your eyes do not deceive you! As of this week, we're taking the four-person setup out behind Matt's creepy shed to be put out of its misery. Barring any unfortunate circumstances, you're gonna get all of RA all the time. This week....well, just scroll down will ya?
Aug 14, 2012
The lovely Cheryll del Rosario stops by the RA lair to add some much needed class to the joint. Can she put up with four uncouth, obnoxious dorks? Find out on RA 44!
Aug 14, 2012
We make Alex pissy with even more anime discussion! With Kate, Mitch, Matt and Tony, what did you expect? Oh, some other stuff happened too, but hey we're chibi and that's super kawaii desu desu desu
Aug 14, 2012
Here it is. Our thank you to the fans for getting us up to 100 Likes on Facebook. SO what do we have for your loyalty and support? Well, we dig trough our trash and put togeter a podcast with bad audio... You're WELCOME!
Aug 14, 2012
Yet more f****** anime talk, tales of tomfoolery, casting shenangians and not much more!
Aug 14, 2012
We're joined by our first guest in a while. Le's been one of the best and brightest of our fan artists and this week he creeps to the microphone like an assassin to discuss all manner of art, tomfoolery, appropriate school conduct and fine clothing.
Aug 14, 2012