It's Minor Assault Mortal Kombat edition! With your hosts Alex Cabral, Tony Johnson and SPECIAL GUEST Luke Cunningham (TotalMortalKombat) we bring you a fandom like no other. Coving just about everything MK from games to other media, the fantstically awesome to the terribly horrific, and everything else we can find to refference. IT HAS BEGUN!!!
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Alex's lazy ass not sending me a lineup
Drew returns from a record-breaking 7-episode hiatus, and it turns out, he spent his time actually playing games. SEE! Drew bring content. HEAR! Drew talk a lot. FEEL! The shock and awe of his cohosts.
Oh, maaaannnn...this week's all about getting drunk and stoned with your friends. It's totally mellow maaannn....grab your Cheetos and get ready for the Random Assault Bongcast.
Through dubious means, we come back to you from beyond the grave! How? Well, that would be telling, wouldn't it? Despite the strain of resurrection, we decided to carry on with our mission to delight you all everydfgsdfhkjwr;..llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Aww, who cares. We're back and David Rhinehart of The Pow Block is here!
Tony and Mitch take you on a fast, blue-colored journey through the redemption of Sega's hyperactive little mascot! It's just two Sonic fans geeking out over one of the character's best recent games!
Holy mother of f***, this episodes is absolutely jam-packed with everything you want from an RA episode. Game talk, community service, listener (sorta) questions, interviews, and a ton of petty bickering. Settle into your comfy chair for this epic-length episode.
Hello and welcome to a brand new Random Assault series called Minor Assault! This new show will be a way for us to discuss topics that we cannot bring up on the main Random Assault cast or to accompany articles such as the Full Metal Alchemist cast by Kate and Jayson. And before anyone asks, yes, I stole this idea from Kate and am now claiming it as my own, like any great boss would do! Billy 'Willyfresh' Fretshl joins Matt in the secret Random Assault Podcave under an abandoned Circuit City to ...
This week Matt wasn't here to keep us in line, so Alex, Mitch and Kate go way, way, way overboard, while Tony gets quietly drunk and rethinks his life.
Holy s***, kids, RA is back for another year. Unless we kill each other. Time will tell. Tons of game content, a discussion on the nature of comedy, and shameless pimping of our "new" site. Which you're reading this on. And is over a month old. Oh, well.
Happy New Year everyone! As a special surprise we're uploading the Random Assault Christmas Special recording complete and unedited! Witness the awe inspiring talent! Quake at the sheer magnitude of comedic genius! Thrill at the unprofessionalism!
Twas a few days before Christmas, 'tis the podcast you crave To achieve this fine special, we all worked like slaves. On iTunes we hung the podcast with care, But you won't read this, so just download it there.
Goddammit, kids. Are you ready for the final regular episode of the year? This is (almost) it, motherf******, so sit the fudge down and enjoy. This wintry week is filled with actual game content, shocking revelations, thrills, spills, and a very special guest.
Holy f***, children! After our harrowing escape from the clutches of the vile SlabFlapper on Halloween night, we had to lay low for a while, scrounging food out of British trash cans and working on the street to pay for our tickets home.
In this MASSIVE Halloween Podcast, your beloved hosts are thrown into a dark and mysterious place to see if they can live through the night and conquer a horror cliche so big, it might as well be Kate's ass.
You kids like Fullmetal Alchemist? Well, ya better, because we've got a 90-minute mini cast where myself and special guest Jayson Canning nerd out and spoil everything! So, if you want a more in-depth discussion of the series than the spoiler free review allowed, give this a listen.
Well, we finally got all those damned freeloaders out of the RA Mansion. This week, Mitch brings up stuff no one has heard of or cares about, Tony tells us all about Eurogamer, and Alex finally has had enough of Kate bashing Minecraft.
We’re joined by Billy Fretschl, know to the internet as WillyFresh, Phantom of Krankor, and known to Alex as “my chew toy.†We blather on about Deus Ex, lies our parents tell us, and more stereotypes than a record store.
What?! A real girl? Alex brings home his special lady to meet the cast, and instead of any semblance of decorum, we ramble our way through discussions on pornography, body parts, and the power of the human spirit. Meanwhile, Kate grapples with her Pinocchio complex. It’s a laid back, shoot-the-s*** kinda show this week, so gather round and let us whisper sweet nothings in your ears.
With no one responsible to supervise us, we produce… an on-topic, relatively filth-free podcast?! This can’t be right. Well, anyway, this week Drew tells us everything we never cared about Dead Island and Catherine, Tony brings us iPhone apps, a Community Service brought to you by Sesame Street, and Kate incurs the wrath of the Comic Nazi.
Two guests in a row? The one and only Ben Coughman joins us this week. We tried to get rid of him, but he just wouldn’t leave. It’s Christmas in September as we discuss family holiday traditions, new and fun uses for citrus fruit, and the ghost of 90s past.
I have no idea what happened because I forgot. So this landing page is now all about me.
Mark 'breener' Breen pays us a visit from the land of alcoholism and gingers, to discuss whether on not there really is gold at the end of that rainbow.
No, you didn't miss an episode of the best filthy podcast no one ever comments on. After a wild evening involving a fish, a wizard, and a tugboat, Matt went on a wonderful vision quest through the barren wastelands of Delaware, which destroyed his ability to count. Long story short, he made 25 first.
CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS! We’re adults, you know. Talking about all the bulls*** of our childhood and how nothing is as good as it was… except that everything is a ripoff of what it was. From Nicktoon to Beavis and Butt-Head (we like the full spectrum) Mitch, Matt, Drew, Kate go on and on and on and on and on and aon (okay, you know I’m reffering to Mitch, right?) Just shut up and enjoy.
A clusterf*** of awesome. We welcome a very special guest and devoted fan to the cast and we go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Oh yeah, and we do some community stuff. Honestly, I don’t remember what we talked about but I remember having a lot of fun. Tune in and see what I’m talking about… then tell me what happened. Like I said, I totally forget.
A triumphant return from our Cast-Daddy Matt and an expected appearance from our tenchnology depraved every-guru Alex make Tony and Drew play up things like we’ve needed in a while. Yeah, we decided to do a good episode again. Going back to our roots and assembling the cast from our very first episode, let’s see if we can bring you guys back to liking us… anyone?! We talk about zombies and some other s*** and Matt does his COMMUNITY SERVICE which is not only unexpected, but goofy as s***!
Chaos continues to reign supreme as Matt is still nowhere to be found leaving our hosts without a guide and, with Alex still in technical hell, lost to fight off Mitch’s loquaciousness and claw their way to the internet.
Nyahahahahaha! Oh what memories! This was the time when I STRUCK A MORTAL BLOW to Alex's laptop, rendering it lifeless AND FULL OF BEES. This resulted in that ANNOYING PISS DRIP Mitch having to do all the art and banners! Turns out he did a pretty good job though...er...I AM SLABFLAPPER LORD OF MAYHEM!
