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Rafe Hates Caleb

Raphael Moran & Caleb Grabowskirafehatescaleb.com
Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.
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Episodes

Old Dogs

rafe talks plan-b drones and caleb and KPJ have come up with a new easter challenge. they talk about father’s day and life in general. caleb makes fun of rafe again for being old and without children. caleb went to a high school graduation, and again they feel old. caleb had a good time. then The post Old Dogs appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jun 23, 20161 hr 2 min

Warcraft

what’s that? a SPECIAL EPISODE? WITH GREG!??! rafe and caleb catch up a bit with greg, the biggest news being he’s pregnant. he talks a bit about on tour now and pet clinic. but yes, baby talk! on the other side the happy train is caleb, sitting in the sadness caboose. rafe brings some somberness The post Warcraft appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jun 17, 20161 hr 4 min

Planet 51

rafe gives tips and tricks for balanced and healthy breakfasts. rafe also complains a bit about work, yay! caleb makes fun of rafe for her week of nothing, which involves scissors. she talks about her class and how crappy it is and about the worst songs in a playlist. caleb asks important questions about life. The post Planet 51 appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jun 09, 201658 min

After.Life

rafe and caleb are one step closer to fulfilling the march madness giveaway! after rafe talks about listening to MY NAME IS IAN, caleb goes through the alphabet of holes. yes, it’s that weird and/or gross. rafe opens up about some of her concerns about immortality. rafe brings up christopher pike again and caleb is The post After.Life appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jun 03, 201650 min

Taking Chances

rafe and caleb did another no-edit episode!!! but this one is goodish, they promise. rafe tells a lovely story about her neighbor and parking. caleb won’t talk about his date, other than a few choice words. very few words. rafe goes on about firefly and spoilers, then more dating, and gender shaming. there’s some stuff The post Taking Chances appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 27, 201657 min

Youth in Revolt

rafe throws another issue out there, this time regarding the charter and time-warner merger. they talk about the plague and gross water and college. going back to old family homes comes up because caleb went to georgia. rafe reminisces about the past but mostly it’s about caleb and his visit down south. and banana pudding. The post Youth in Revolt appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 20, 201654 min

Funny People

rafe and caleb offer their deepest apologies for the partycast. rafe gushes over the columbia inn and floyd’s. then rafe has concerns about the zika virus, namely that harvard says don’t go to the rio olympics because it could cause a global health disaster. and people with zika have a 20x change getting guillain-barre syndrome. The post Funny People appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 13, 20161 hr 6 min

Partycast

This week is a PARTYCAST! Rafe and Caleb are joined by the infamous Brony! But also Josh, from Furybox! And of course, fan favorite, Nekro Pain aka Keith Parker Jones aka KPJ aka Kyle. Rafe normally writes these posts but she’s on vacation. Do yourself a favor and just jump in there! Also, in honor The post Partycast appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

May 06, 20161 hr 44 min

Puzzle Butt

today is the 30th anniversary of the chernobyl nuclear meltdown. but that’s not really a topic for this episode. they talk about hype! gettin’ hyped!! next week, they’re going to have nekro pain of pain, josh of furybox, and brony of rafe’s life. caleb drinks and does school work. apparently rafe tries too hard at The post Puzzle Butt appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 29, 20161 hr

Alabama Hot Pocket

rafe is super stoked for the upcoming disney movies that’ll be airing in may and caleb tries to figure out what the movies are about. this obviously brings up a discussion on race choices in blockbuster movie and netflix show collections. and ben & jerry’s. mmmmmm, prison ice cream. caleb describes an alabama hot pocket, The post Alabama Hot Pocket appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Apr 22, 20161 hr

The Wounded Seagull

playing with playback speed starts off this exciting episode. btw, apologies for the crackling on the mic. you can blame rafe or caleb. caleb saw the boss with melissa mccarthy! rafe reminisces about dudes and dragons with caleb. caleb is super stoked about the animaniacs on netflix. you all should watch that cartoon, for reals. The post The Wounded Seagull appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Apr 15, 20161 hr

Serious Moonlight

first world problems and a giveaway start off this exciting podcast episode. rafe complains a lot. about sinks. rafe also gets scared about the future. caleb gives her a ton of shit and makes jokes because otherwise this show would be crap. then rafe complains about the shower. caleb got published! first author! and we The post Serious Moonlight appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 08, 20161 hr

Drag Me to Hell

rafe has the giggles. caleb’s bro is taka taka taka in the background! more giggles about depressing stuff. rafe has some solid real-life protips and then talks about her boring sleeping patterns. caleb found an awesome gofundme to back zahra who’s a great musician. caleb is nerding out with final fantasy – THE FIRST ONE. The post Drag Me to Hell appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Apr 01, 20161 hr 3 min

Still Waiting…

rafe admits to her failures in this great opener. the rafe gets caleb to talk allll about his LA trip with his brother. caleb met peter tilden of LA’s KABC. there are some grumbles, caleb got kicked out of an airbnb, then he did some more stuff in LA. you should probably listen to the The post Still Waiting… appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Mar 25, 20161 hr

He’s Just Not That Into You

no. edits. no edits. get ready for some caleb coughs. rafe votes! more political corner! some goat mug twitter stuff with jake stormoen! rafe gets grossed out. she has some deep thoughts on stalkers and people harming entertainers. rafe went to a hockey game. they make some horrible noises in an attempt at being the The post He’s Just Not That Into You appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Mar 18, 20161 hr 2 min

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

what a glorious day to be alive – a friday that was going to be podcastless, but thanks to your rousing upset comments on facebook, caleb gave in and decided to record with rafe. they talk about superheroes, trailers, blackouts, and rafe’s next step in life. and a happy/angry reminder to follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter The post Zack and Miri Make a Porno appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Mar 11, 201656 min

Just Add Water

racism, gary, and sticky things. alcohol again. also caleb wants more people to talk to us on our facebook and twitter pages. follow us on twitter @rafehatescaleb for exciting things! a little more political corner, where rafe and caleb are kind of depressed about america in general. bacon discussed. different kinds of bacon… eeew. some The post Just Add Water appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Mar 04, 20161 hr 1 min

Strange Wilderness

first things first, craigslist has some very odd posts. some special words are said to gary while under the influence. lenten things are discussed. caleb had some kombucha and it was eventful. caleb goes a little nuts on the who political nonsense again. there’s an uncomfortable amount of religious discovery in this episode, btw. rafe The post Strange Wilderness appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Feb 26, 201655 min

Walk Hard

great opener and a great twitter talk about trending hashtags and topics. a bit of deadpool (but no spoilers, go listen to dude watches for that). caleb drinks some and pokes fun at rafe. caleb gets pissy at rafe for life decisions. valentine’s day happened, and tinder matches happened, and just generally great conversation. they The post Walk Hard appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Feb 19, 20161 hr 1 min

Alvin & The Chipmunks

well, caleb’s drinking again and rafe knows nothing about anything again (mostly involving french). some little talk about the superbowl (go broncos!) and the commercials and caleb’s food problems. rafe and caleb discuss arrow and the flash (some arrow spoilers involving the first two seasons). caleb objectifies all the womens. caleb has some strong opinions The post Alvin & The Chipmunks appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Feb 12, 201655 min

Battle for Terra

a bit of the GOP debate is discussed because rafe has no idea what’s going on in america. caleb says words and stutters. there’s more political talk and then pinata talk and then impersonations. rafe has sad news about her work. rafe is tough on fun and dreams, and caleb has a very real story The post Battle for Terra appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Feb 05, 201656 min

Live Free or Die Hard

great show-opener with rafe doing some stuff to gary. caleb talks drunk snowdays and TP sandwiches with his roommate. lots of drinking and board games. rafe does training. fun word games using cody (casuals fame) and his nickname. they #potatoamovie and then laugh about a great reddit thread where they add “ing” to the end The post Live Free or Die Hard appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 29, 201656 min

Idiocracy

welcome to rafe hates caleb, where caleb starts the show by just making noises. rafe contemplates cake and caleb contemplates how unnecessary forks are. food talks. inside jokes. stupid caleb jokes. his pun really got rafe. giant bathtubs and reminiscing, and more cat talk. caleb admits to doctoring his social media. brief angry discussion about The post Idiocracy appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 22, 201659 min

Accepted

the awkward start of a podcast when rafe and caleb recorded basically two days in a row… caleb caught up on always sunny and they talk a bit about favorites. rafe brings up animal abuse because 2016 is going to be a happy year. kids are the worst. real talk about being overweight, wanting a The post Accepted appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jan 15, 201654 min

The Break Up

rafe starts off the show with some anger and caleb brings in the big guns and tells his horrible cat story. he recaps his christmas break (supernatural and drinking) and they both experience the woes of coming back to work after a break. rafe struggles with what VPN stands for, all for the sake of The post The Break Up appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jan 08, 20161 hr

Dreamland

well, caleb’s drunk. he’s made some mistakes about tomorrow morning. btw, does rafe sound fuzzy? she sounds fuzzy. shia lebouf comes up, and his cannibalism. caleb is so trendy by watching call me lucky. he feels special about his relationship with barry crimmins. he talks cat fights and jesus, which reminds rafe about always sunny The post Dreamland appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Dec 18, 20151 hr 16 min

The Sasquatch Gang

caleb has a podcast goal that means no more morning recordings. a lot of discussion revolving around the new kitten. some clapping. some ex machina, leading into artificial intelligence taking over the world. also creed. not the band, the rocky movie. caleb saw it, rafe gets confused then talks about funny or die. there’s some The post The Sasquatch Gang appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Dec 11, 201556 min

Waiting…

caleb has sleep deprivation due to a new member of his household. rafe goes over her thanksgiving with brony’s family and caleb makes fun of her. brony got sick. rafe’s been powering through hemlock grove and enjoying it. caleb watched the trailer for captain america: civil war but rafe didn’t bwahahaha. caleb is excited about The post Waiting… appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Dec 04, 201558 min

Herbie Fully Loaded

rafe starts off talking about a weird dream. caleb talks cell phones and upcoming school stuff. he’s got some sad news about some stuff. rafe tries to be positive about shitty justin long movies and the podcast is still having some recording issues. caleb watched master of none with aziz ansari and remembers some other The post Herbie Fully Loaded appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 27, 201558 min

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy

caleb basically didn’t watch the movie this week, but it’s okay. caleb’s drinking a new beer. it’s a grapefruit sculpin from ballast point. and rafe is still not really watching trailers and caleb wants to talk about suicide squad. but hey rafe watched the trailer for jessica jones! go her! and then caleb ruins it. The post Wake Up, Ron Burgundy appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Nov 20, 201558 min
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