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Rafe Hates Caleb

Raphael Moran & Caleb Grabowskirafehatescaleb.com
Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.
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Episodes

Stick Around for the Goats

rafe’s hate for caleb really shines through at the beginning of the episode. there’s a quick update on the dudeOMG bunch and then talk of evil, fatty-fat-fat cats. but clean cats… and who the hell is shadoe stevens? then it’s caleb’s turn to be angry. #angry2017. and complaining about college. caleb teaches rafe how to The post Stick Around for the Goats appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jan 20, 20171 hr 8 min

Don’t Deny Me My Happiness

rafe is WAY TOO LOUD when this episode starts. but then she settles the fuck down. jfc rafe get your shit together you are a MESS. then caleb forces her to carry the entire podcast for about a minute. at least she has kiss cams to make her feel better. caleb has a lot going The post Don’t Deny Me My Happiness appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jan 13, 20171 hr

Dumpster Kitties

hello and welcome to another interesting episode of random things! rafe tries to explain her gut feeling to caleb and they both possibly don’t know how to live healthy lives. and kitties! more kitties. and gross stuff about kitties. rafe brags about christmas and is also back to playing wildstar. caleb also goes over his The post Dumpster Kitties appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jan 06, 20171 hr 9 min

Ouch! It Hurts!

shitty sound quality aside, rafe brings up a lovely story about coincidence in kentucky. caleb laughs about some ridiculous hashtags and accidentally dirty names. rafe is way behind the times when it comes to transformers and also discovers the next fast and furious movie (hashtag evil dreadlocks). caleb suggests yet another movie for rafe called The post Ouch! It Hurts! appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Dec 30, 201657 min

Rafe’s Dumbness

well folks, rafe isn’t really on her game this episode which she thinks is pretty dumb. caleb goes into great detail on a final fantasy 7 speed run that gets pretty nerdy. then caleb starts talking about pokemon go and rafe gets WAY too excited. rafe is also happy about watching foxes diving into snow The post Rafe’s Dumbness appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Dec 23, 201651 min

Melonballing

rafe found a new favorite subreddit. caleb is excited about the end of 2016 and lists his plans. rafe is in denial about her mental disorders. rafe quotes an old okcupid profile and they have some laughs. she then awkwardly complains about not understanding sexuality. they get on a tangent about sapiensexual. caleb brings up The post Melonballing appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Dec 16, 20161 hr 2 min

The Doorknob Episode

hold onto your facial tissues, caleb starts off the show with a depressing story. but don’t fret, rafe gets all excited about seeing the game grumps live (spoiler: it was amazing). she also gives her own opinions on chicago food and makes fun of windows 10. caleb talks food and then he and rafe debate The post The Doorknob Episode appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Dec 09, 201656 min

Vegan Organic Couches 101

the holiday spirit is alive when rafe and caleb discuss festive dildos. there’s also some complaining about final fantasy 15, and caleb has some exciting news about gaming! they discuss thanksgiving stuff and family. caleb totally nerds out about dnd and old school gaming and his cooking. speaking of old school, indiana jones! and the The post Vegan Organic Couches 101 appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Dec 02, 201656 min

I Immediately Went to Boners

it’s a partycast with the guys from dudeOMG! they have a great start talking about sex noises and weird japanese gameshows. rafe has a new subreddit she likes, which reminds caleb about bill burr’s commentary and some false info on rob schneider. rafe is stoked for a new bill in new york to ban conversion The post I Immediately Went to Boners appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 25, 201656 min

Prank & Shake

an exciting new chapter of alan rickman has begun! but first, rafe is concerned about pranks and caleb recalls several of his own pranks when in the military. pretty hilarious. caleb talks about his week, and his powerful position, and rafe tries being a supportive friend. she complains about management. caleb has some false info The post Prank & Shake appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Nov 18, 201659 min

Ghost Team

rafe and caleb talk a bit about politics (rafe brings up gary johnson joking about pot), then they both recap their weekends. rafe gushes a bit about craft fairs and then gets attacked by a mosquito and caleb thinks it’s hilarous. brony makes a short appearance. caleb comes up with a poem for the mosquito. The post Ghost Team appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Nov 11, 201655 min

Yoga Hosers

it’s literally halloween and caleb has some very important interruptions during the show. he also got beat up, which reminds rafe of veronica mars. there was an RL stine AMA, if you like that sort of thing. and then caleb’s cat derails everything. they reminisce about utah, drinking, and rafe gets way to close to The post Yoga Hosers appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Nov 04, 20161 hr

Spooktacular 2016! (Tusk)

rafe warms up on the air, and then things get serious when rafe mourns a loss. then caleb and rafe establish the drinking game rules: 1. can’t say FUN 2. must respond to SPOOKTACULAR by making ghost noises 3. if someone sings, you have to combat it with another related song, or drink 4. special The post Spooktacular 2016! (Tusk) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Oct 28, 20161 hr 6 min

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

rafe has anxiety about the silliest thing, and caleb knows too many jingles for his own good. rafe recaps her weekend, where she actually went outside. caleb also recaps his weekend, which involved a lot of nintendo and food. more food is discussed, like lunch meat, teriyaki chicken, and fried rice. they also talk about The post Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Oct 21, 20161 hr

The Lookalike

caleb is happy to do impressions of a favorite arrow character and spends a fair amount of time interrupting rafe for his own selfish wants – aka hamilton. rafe is excited about another great arrowstorm entertainment movie on kickstarter called magellan. caleb lists all the food he’s had, which reminds rafe of the awesomeness of The post The Lookalike appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Oct 14, 201657 min

Comet

rafe talks about her exciting life of training and caleb updates everyone on his cough situation and brags about his perfect blood. brags come about when he talks about his night out and his loki-level dart game. but then things get real when caleb, furybox, and billy from dudeOMG go on a painful adventure involving The post Comet appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Oct 07, 201659 min

Ask Me Anything

caleb starts the podcast off with a bang, talking about real life and whatnot. rafe is playing wildstar again and also trying to be healthier, which reminds caleb about amish stuff, which reminds rafe about grocery shopping with brony. some pretty heavy nihilistic thoughts are voiced, then caleb tries to build a wall. caleb is The post Ask Me Anything appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 30, 20161 hr 11 min

Veronica Mars

rafe starts off on a happy note about chest pains and autism. also caleb coughs a lot and reminisces about forgotten memories. they talk a bit about world of warcraft and speeding tickets in finland. they talk about stinky things, cats, and fancy dining. caleb’s dating again, which this week revolves around jessica jones. caleb The post Veronica Mars appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Sep 23, 20161 hr 2 min

Walking with Dinosaurs

cravings, cat food, and dating your parents start off this great episode. caleb remembers a song about colorful buses. rafe and caleb try to not be complete cynical assholes all the time. also talk of assholes. also gunnar optiks and five nights at freddy’s. and what could come out of a vagina? rafe and caleb The post Walking with Dinosaurs appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Sep 16, 20161 hr 2 min

A Case of You (Two)

well, happy one hundredth episode, everyone. to celebrate, caleb tells one hundred things that happened to him this week. this includes world of warcraft, tanks, dungeons and dragons, corvettes, robo-bailer, and other stuff. rafe updates everyone on ITT tech and also soylent green. they also talk about their different playing styles in JRPG’s like final The post A Case of You (Two) appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Sep 09, 20161 hr 7 min

iSteve

caleb’s drinking and reminiscing about random stuff (not about BBC). he’s a dreamer, folks. he goes through his women woes and they discuss facebook stalking. they talk about ozzyman a bit and rafe has news about apple in ireland. they talk jumanji and dr. who. then there’s #calebsmonthly where he complains about campus parking. all The post iSteve appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Sep 02, 20161 hr 8 min

Movie 43

rafe is back on tumblr and caleb found a new show to watch. there’s a deep dive into screaming, and horror movie reactions, and caleb going to see hell or high water. bad stuff is going on with pokemon and good things going on with world of warcraft. brony comes up, in a totally healthy The post Movie 43 appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Aug 26, 20161 hr 6 min

Best Man Down

caleb is in an old new relationship that proves how much of a nerd he is. hint: world of warcraft. rafe brings up another apocalympic story about ryan lochte lying about being robbed. there’s a lot of talking over each other, and they learn when the olympics is ending. they talk drinking, furybox getting handsy, The post Best Man Down appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Aug 19, 20161 hr 3 min

For a Good Time, Call…

more apocalympics 2016! and weird animals. and recycling. caleb reminisces about his weekend party and the amount of food left over. he’s great at bartering and being fire safe. caleb details all the double-named people at his party, and the after-party life. caleb is back on the world of warcraft wagon. hardcore. rafe is excited The post For a Good Time, Call… appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 12, 201656 min

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

rafe goes nuts talking about the rio olympics and all the horrible things happening. caleb has his party prep, drying stuff, missouri public defenders, and some ranting about dating (hashtag caleb’s monthly). shout out to enny, who listens AND plays magic. love that man! caleb also reads a reddit post that furybox suggested, regarding fetishes. The post Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Aug 05, 201659 min

10 Years

rafe tries to force caleb to tell stories, but it dissolves into a boring talk about business. rafe brings up anxiety attacks. caleb makes fun of rafe, and she also talks a bit about work. it’s pretty boring for the first 10 minutes or so. but caleb’s deck comes back up – heyooooo. rafe is The post 10 Years appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jul 29, 20161 hr 1 min

The Conspirator

quick shout out to jake stormoen – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! also rafe wants to share a funny twitter story (and you should follow them on twitter). rafe almost throws up at caleb using the word pus (starts at 2:48 and ends at 3:58). caleb found the best pokemon go subreddit. they talk rasicm, #AllPokemonMatter, donald trump’s The post The Conspirator appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jul 22, 20161 hr 5 min

Alpha & Omega (Pokemon Go)

pokemon GO? YES! pokemon GO!!! for like a half hour, rafe and caleb talk all about the ups and downs of pokemon GO! rafe does her IT support desk stuff and walks caleb through checking his apps that are allowed full access to his google account. it’s exhausting, but hopefully it helps someone else. anyway, The post Alpha & Omega (Pokemon Go) appeared first on rafe hates caleb .

Jul 15, 20161 hr

Going the Distance

toilet humor, hooray! caleb gets super awkward and that prompts rafe to tell the fucking sorry story. they talk about furybox and lucas and payback. and goodfellows. rafe gets to enjoy the company of a two-year-old that reminds caleb of the pterodactyl screech, and he tells a gorilla story. exercise, dating, barfing, the norm. caleb The post Going the Distance appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 08, 201655 min

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

starting off with a bang, rafe brings light to freezer dildos. they talk thomas jane, the incredibles, and dying young. which prompts the conversation about supplements and dieting. rafe makes great excuses. caleb talks about his gastrointestinal situation and exercising. rafe keeps getting a scam call on her phone, and tells a story about a The post Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel appeared first on rafe hates caleb ....

Jul 01, 20161 hr 5 min
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