Howdy gang we're here, we're clear, we're recording a podcast with friend of da show Olive aka @old_lotion! And she's introducing the show, what is this upside down world? No it is merely the hub of good times known as Radio Free Tote Bag and it's an extra good time this week! We talk about dissociation, whether Dono should get a moped, and hear an embarassing dating story from Olive before getting into your questions: Worried about a casual relationship with someone in your friend circle | Can ...
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 218
What's crackin' Tote Land! It's Audrey here with a special lil thing for your ears! Friend of the show, partner of the me, Korla and I have been cookin' up a new show called Data Transfer and I'm so excited to debut it on the RFTB Main Feed! It's a transfeminine reading of the Digimon Adventures anime, starting from the very beginning, which is where you are now! Look for weekly episodes over at data-transfer.castos.com in the future, but for right now you can listen to the first ten episodes! W...
Aug 18, 2022•37 min
Big announcement week! Audrey is dropping a new podcast and Dono has two cats in need of adoption! DM us if you're near Chicago and want sweet cats! In other big news, we've got Amber Rollo from Low Culture Boil with us! We talk Love Island and FBoy Island with Amber before hearing an embarassing date story and Dono learns what a meetcute is. And then? Question time! Surrounded by friends who you love with partners who you don't love - is there anything to be done? | Partner quit drinking, getti...
Aug 18, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 217
We were joined by Alex from Haus of Decline for a uproariously funny bonus episode. For instant access to this episode and over 80 more head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB
Aug 13, 2022•5 min
Return of the Sav! We're stoked to have our friend and very funny comedian Savannah White back with us! We catch up, discuss a job that might be some kind of front, and get some real good dating stories before answering your dang questions, here's what we get into: Feeling like you're in a queer-platonic relationship but the other half doesn't exactly agree | Sister has an extremely shitty transphobic husband | Fuck a fan challenge - real or fake? | Are you ghosting somebody? Does that even matt...
Aug 11, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 216
Dear listeners I come to you this week in brain pain. My beloved nicotine has been taken from me by the powers that be (my will to be healthier). And so I'm not the sharpest I've ever been but luckily we have Kumars Salehi with us again to help answer your questions! We catch up with Kumars and then we get into it: Long time partner does not wipe properly and it's causing some gnarly issues | Trying to get mom to stop smoking to no avail - let it go? | Followup on the "eating it from the front v...
Aug 04, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 215
Yeehaw folks it's RFTB, we've got Dylan with us, and we've got a full ass question box this week. We chat, Dono tries to awaken, and then we hit a particularly full Q box: Sex dreams and their relationship to your sex life | Ever have to fake an orgasm while be-penised? | Partner has been clearly underwhelmed by sex but is claiming everything is fine | Relationship starts with good sex but anxiety starts building out of nowhere and ruins things | Bratty ass boyfriend Thanks again to Dylan for jo...
Jul 28, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 214
"My goats are dead!" For this bonus episode and more like it head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB $5/month gets you a bonus episode every week and access to our discord! We'd love to have you join us!
Jul 27, 2022•6 min
Kath Barbadoro joins us once again for a fun-filled party down! Is self-deprecating humor unsexy? WTF Do about annoying coworker? How do you deal with the sexual side effects of Lexapro and Adderall, as well as the sexual changes brought about by gender-affirming hormone replacement therapy? How do you eat it from the back if you think her butt is less-than-appetizing? Also, a listener follows up! We love a listener follow up! Thanks again to Kath for joining us, she's always a hoot. Follow her ...
Jul 21, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 213
Except it's super not! Liam Anderson was talking about his old Tinder bio! We're also joined by Liam's lovely partner Rin! A few listeners say really sweet things, Audrey does a Donovan impression, we examine a listener with a strange habit. Talk about concern trolling! Audrey almost nails a tongue twister, a listener wonders if they'll ever find love and we finally settle a long-standing Pennsylvania debate. Gastergastrizophilia! Thanks so much for tuning in! You can find Liam and Rin at the tw...
Jul 14, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 212
Patreon.com/RFTB for Bonus Episodes and bonus segments... Like this one! Big thanks to Rax King for joining us on this one!
Jul 11, 2022•5 min
Soggy July begins! We're goin ham with guests this week and first up, returning to the show, it's our friend Obsidian from The Bellowing Pines! We talk about beer ads, Audrey's poly goodtimes, and ask Sid how their dating life's going. And then? Questions. When will steampunk be cool again and also steampunk sex toys? | Feeling body conscious before going to the beach with friends | Are NBs hetero if they're not dating other NBs? | Wanting to get physically intimate with partner but working thro...
Jul 07, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 211
Howdy gang, we've made it to the end of dry June, barely. We're angry, you're angry, but hopefully we're putting some decent energy out there. Tl;dr fuck the entire supreme court. So we talk about that a bit and also Lifehouse for some reason. And then it's the question box plus some reddit questions this week, here's what we get into: Having trouble with feeling shame when you can't make your partner cum every time | Mid sex, new partner asks your mom's name?? | FF14 explanation | Feeling bruta...
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 210
Dear god Beach Dono is out in force, Audrey's runnin high on that hotness, and we're both ready to answer some mf questions. We talkin clubbing, gender, and goddamn sea specimens before hitting that question trawler, here's what we get into: Working thru your sexuality after being raised in the LDS church | SOME SMALL PENIS LOVE | Asked somebody out but they're super sarcastic and not sure where they stand | Grunge Dad returns with an update! | What's our favorite fossil critters (you know we're...
Jun 23, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 209
Hola! Dono is back at last, jetlagged as hell, and Audrey is sick but we're ready to get back in the pod saddle cause we've got questions to answer! We chat about travelling and how we been doin before hitting the ol question caja and here's what we get into: Two weeks after sudden dumping and still feeling like shit | A fan in Sweden is having trouble making friends due to social anxiety | FUPA causing cond problems! | Partner wants to get into CBT but worried about their trauma from past physi...
Jun 16, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 208
Greetings, Totebaggers! Donovan is not here, but we've got James Asher from That Thing with James! We tangent so fkn hard for so fkn long, then we discuss differing speeds of emotional development, a very sweet listener follow up and a relationship with libido issues. You can listen to James' show here! https://www.youtube.com/user/jimjack87 You can subscribe to our patreon here! https://www.patreon.com/rftb...
Jun 10, 2022•1 hr 3 min
I regret to inform you that it's Tooth Time. Also we talk about crows! And then CONTROVERSY in the question box?? Here's what we get into: Someone thought our dear friend Daddy was too harsh to long texters | Having trouble getting aroused at all by vanilla sex while new to the whole sex thing | Guy Fieri cunnilingus controversy | Bringing a lil gift to a first in person date after talking for a couple weeks - hot or not? | In need of tucking advice! | How to JO in a shared bathroom without leav...
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 206
Uh oh! Due to a mixup at the listener factory the question box is off the goddamn rails this week. And I was already comin in hot with the return of Embrace Debate! So this is a wild one folks, but luckily we've got our good friends and returning guests Dylan and Garrett Geilenfeldt to help us weather the storm. Here's what we get into: Will yourself to "no horny" | If the US balkanized, which regional celeb would be worst | Mixing fuckin n fooding | Apparently Guy Fieri needs cunnilingus advice...
May 26, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 205
Ribbit ribbit gang! We're feelin amphibious this week on account of we've got FROG OWNER (and also podcaster) Kennedy Cooper with us! And so we have some frog chat before Kennedy tells us a truly chaotic embarassing dating story and then we get to ya questions: Getting past small aggravations that are turning you off of pretty much all potential dates | An update on getting past a sexual anxiety | Trying to get your kid into grunge but it is NOT working | Stressing about dating a woman who's a f...
May 21, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 204
Woooo it's an eventful week! Running into exes, llifting weights, sending butt sweat pics, being in hell. But also good vibes as our energy is on a dang rocketship on this one. Here's what we get into: Welcome to Gamer Chat
May 12, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 203
RFTBMDC folks! We've got Tony and Alexander from Minion Death Cult back with us this week for another full-strength crossover episode and so we are very excited. We catch with the MDC boys and are blessed with an early Cat Spotting before suiting up and hitting the mf question weights, here's what we're lifting this week: An update from the "dirty job" question asker | New platonic friendship with a long time ex but not sure whether to tell them you cheated on them 10 years ago | Getting real bu...
May 05, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 202
A hootenanny, even. What's up Tote Friends we've got Luisa Díez from Why You Mad back with us both this week! We catch up with Luisa, talk about our dating lives since she was last on, and then get into questions! Here's what we've got this week: Text response etiquette with your partner | How to find a community for "Nerd Shit" that is not chock full of assholes and chuds | Thinking you're nonbinary but a friend shut you down when you brought it up | How come it's cool to be into legs but below...
Apr 28, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 201
FOLKS! 200! 200 glimmering, wonderful episodes in the bank and we've loved every second! Even the continuous blunders! And they certainly don't stop this week cause it's a dang party in her and we're extra excited cause we've got Andrew Hillary back with us! We talk show history, penis surgery, and some good news! And then questions: Made some Discord friends but worried people in the server hate you | How we doin? Mental health chat | Partner found out you were into hentai and seem excessively ...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 200
This week! We're recordin early and Dono is very tired. And yet... What's this? The debut of a brand new, mind-expanding segment? That's right it's EMBRACE DEBATE! Where we tackle the hard hitting issues. Or something incredibly dumb, who knows? Only one way to find out! And then it's question time: How to take oiled-up nudes without gettin oil all over the damn place | How to find a dom partner when you're a straight male sub | Not getting second dates and worried you're doing something wrong |...
Apr 14, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 199
Goddamn it's good to be back gang, Dono made it thru the covid bad times and is rip roarin to go this week. And we're extra stoked cause we've got author and host of Low Culture Boil podcast Rax King with us! Rax tells us about her work and a good ol embarassing dating story about a braces-involved hickey before we get to your questions! And here's what we got: LDR partner unwilling to have a first visit with no clear point that they'll be able to | Blanket statement made by a friend invalidates...
Apr 07, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 198
What's happenin' Tote Land? Donobless has the roni and is mad fatigued. Other than being tired and congested they're in good spirits and we wish them a speedy recovery. BUTTTTTTTTTTT THE SHOW MUST GO ON and so for that reason we perservere, and what a show to miss. Aiden Arata and Audrey go deep on some powerful questions and absolutely nail it. How to satisfy sexual desires in a long-distance relationship? | Should virgin question asker utilize the services of a sex-worker to get better at sex ...
Mar 31, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 197
Top o' the morning listeners, I have the dumbest thing stuck in my head this week and I'm gonna tell you about it incessently. Also Audrey's back with a couple anecdotes and we're joined by Xavier from The Bellowing Pines! And then we answer questions: Audrey gets dragged over Mad Men knowledge | Some positive feedback for Audrey's magic want recommendation! | Realizing you are mommy in a new relationship | Partner had trouble getting aroused while shithoused | Partner acting full of themself bu...
Mar 24, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 196
Folks! We're very excited this week cause we've got comedian and OnlyFans creator Megan Graves with us! Megan tells us an embarassing relationship story involving cursed toilet eye contact and we discuss dating as a sex worker. Then it's mf question time and we've got some great ones this week: Seltzer addiction commiseration | Struggling with arousal with long term mono partner and not feeling sexually fulfilled | Listen, we're dumb | Hitachi on a penis advice! | Advice for attending first kink...
Mar 10, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 195
Look, we're sorry. We didn't mean to talk about Elden Ring for 15 minutes but we did because it is our life. So hit like 15:00 if you're not a cool tarnished like us. But hey it's mf question time after that and here's what we've got this week: Advice for coming out to your parents | Feeling imposter syndrome as a bisexual person who hasn't "proven" their identity | Breaking a soda addiction | Dating while feeling emotionally unavailable - how do ya do it ethically? | A PSA for a cool online res...
Mar 03, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 194
Folks! We're a lil under the weather this week but we're feelin DRY! It's a dry folks this week and so we do a segment from the Patreon bonus shows before hitting your Qs! What we got in this here box? A follow-up to the muscular women question! | Moved in with LDR gf in her city, need to make friends but not getting her support | How to enhance a man butt? | A sweet message from Not Korla And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb...
Feb 24, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 193
