Giddy up gang it's Tote Time! And this week we're joined by Leslie and Kayte from the Fangs For The Memories podcast! And so we talk Buffy, two particularly heinous date stories, and go a lil off the rails exoskeleton style. Also questions: Breaking out of the ED anxiety cycle | Advice for a 30yo virgin | NOMME DE CUM | FMK vamp edition | Pre flight anxiety after getting hormones to transition | A very sweet message Thanks again to Leslie and Kayte for joining us! You can find them and their pod...
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 192
Goddamn folks I had like a sleepless headache for this one and it shows! Immediately! But thru the power of teamwork we beat this thing. And we're backed up by our guest this week, from Beep Beep Lettuce and Generation Loss and many other things, Bryn Niebor! We hit Bryn with our new patented question "how's your dating life?" and hear a wild hookup story. Then we hit your questions: Friend chemically transitioning as part of a BDSM thing and wondering what's going on | Wanting to break with a v...
Feb 10, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 191
RFTBKRL folks! We're excited to have America's Sweetheart herself Katie Rose Leon back with us to answer your Qs! It's bandana time, then we catch up with Katie, and then we answer your dang Qs here's whatwe've got: How to get your partner into a kink they think is weird? Can you at all? | Railroad villain Dono | Developing face blindess and fearing the worst for your relationships | Is there an easy way to come out to your parents? | Getting over addiction to delivery apps and getting better at...
Feb 03, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 190
Foooooooolks it's your RFTB for the week and we're excited to have friend of the show and midwife Molly Corn with us! We talk hydroceles, midwifery, and an embarassing dating story with an epilogue! And then we hit your questions and some pregnancy related reddit questions here's what we got: Follow up on the sex poop ghosting | How to make an LDR work | Bad feels and insecurities around an ex bubbling back up 10 years later | Wife has lost sex drive while pregnant | Can gf get prefnat? Thanks a...
Jan 27, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 189
Good morning, Sunday morning! Actually it's Thursday but we can pretend. Ho ho! Hilarious jokes aside we're excited this week to have @doinkpatrol joining us! We talk to Doink about their show and a good ol' dating story before getting into your questions, here's what we've got: Dumb ally bathroom signs | Contrapoints call out | Partner wants you to get swole and dom them but you're just not into it | Husband cutting ties with his family over a fight that was his fault - can you do anything? | G...
Jan 20, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 188
Folks! We continue on this runaway minecart we call 2022 and this week we've got Anders Lee here joining us again! We catch up with Anders, talk fizzy beverages, and then hit a whole pile of your questions. Thanks again to Anders for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @andersleehere and hear him on Pod Damn America and Redacted Tonight on RT. And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!...
Jan 13, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 187
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Jan 06, 2022•8 min
Giddy up gang, new year new me! Dono comin out as Enby on this one and we have friend of the show and partner of the Audrey here to celebrate, it's Korla! So we talk about that business, seltzer burps, and video games before gettin into your questions: Paralyzed and unable to date bc of a hang up on an ex from long ago | Dating while working a "dirty job" | Caught partner masturbating to someone they know | Strong feelings for a friend you only see once or twice a year due to distance | Update o...
Jan 06, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 186
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Dec 25, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 185
Golly gee it's a brand new week of RFTB! That's kind of a rhyme! And we've got Alex Ptak back with us this week to update us on his facial hair growth and help us navigate the ethics of baby whiskey. Then we get into your questions, here's what we get into: Dating a recovering gambling addict | Grinch question | A fetish for being held and touched but not in the adult baby way | Thirst | Friends telling your your flirting is too cheesy, how to fix this | Ball retraction continues to haunt Alex |...
Dec 16, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 184
Folks! We've got Nate aka @vrunt with us this week to answer your queries and goddamn it's a wide range this week! Nate tells us about his Twitter times, a good ol embarassing dating story, and also we're talkin that Story Of A Girl song cause it's stuck in my dang head. And then Qs! Here's what we've got: Best way to break up with someone | When do you have the Cussy Talk with your partner? | Wanting a relationship with an FWB but they don't seem receptive | Dono is Seth Green?? | A follow-up o...
Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 183
Folks, a story arc almost a year in the making has come to its end! Cause we're joined this week by the gentleman kong himself, Fredo Fabrucci! We talk about how we got her and the listener question that started it all, hear an embarassing date story from Fredo, and get to all kinds of questions. Here's what we've got: Feeling weird about your family relationship when one sibling is the clear favorite | Girlfriend wants a prom-posal even though y'all are well past prom age | Terrified of making ...
Dec 02, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 182
My good baggers, I present to you a turkey day treat. It's the return of our beloved friend Mark Adkins! We discuss medical kink, what happens when an animal is hogtied, tiddies, depression, ass, and what being called a 4 by your friends does to an MF. Happy Thanksgiving! Big thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring our program this week. Head on over to Manscaped.com and enter promo code RFTB at checkout for 20% off and free worldwide shipping!
Nov 25, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 181
Howdy gang we're very excited this week on account of we've got Bryan Quinby from Street Fight back with us! We discuss Bryan's series Hedo Bryan unleashed before gettin into your questions, including: Anxiety and uncertainty over having kids | Need help with talking to people on dating apps | Surrounded by people in relationships while single and having no luck meeting someone | Getting over big insecurity | What's Ohio's "Club Hedo" Thanks again to Bryan for comin back! You can find him on Twi...
Nov 18, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 180
Foooooolks it's an extended episode and so I have extended the word folks. And we're extra excited because we've got Nat Puff aka Left at London with us! We talk to Nat about her music, her time on Vine, and a good ol embarassing relationship story before getting into as many questions as we can possibly answer: Realizing you’re pan but primarily attracted to gender fluid and NB folks but don’t want to fetishize | Grippy Tippy shirt request | Male lingerie recommendations | The return of Quizlip...
Nov 12, 2021•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 179
It's RFTB! We're here! And Aaron Thorpe from the Trillbillies is back with us which we are very excited about on account of he's great. We chat about mental health and the dating world before gettin into your questions: To move to "the one that got away" or follow your career? A crossroads | Debating attending the funeral of an ex you dated for a long time | Getting over fear of romantic intimacy after seven years single | Coming out as gay in your 30s | Navigating a relationship where your part...
Nov 04, 2021•1 hr 9 min
How is it possible that you are being the sub when you're boning someone with a horse dildo?
Nov 03, 2021•13 min
WooooOOOOOooooo spooky noises wooooo it's goddamn halloweekend folks and we're recovering from seasonal depression AND regular depression as it seems like many of y'all are! But we're here to rally with ya and beat this business cause it's spooky RFTB time. And you know the spooky shit is gonna be high effort and incredible. Here's what we cover Recovering from emotional agony after breakup | Audrey thirst, more tongue talk, and enby question | Finding a porn source without random thumbnails tha...
Oct 28, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 177
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Oct 22, 2021•8 min
What's good my totefolk, we're back at you again with another banger of an episode, this time featuring Kenice Mobley of the Love About Town podcast! We discuss a terrible date at the Arc de Triomphe, waning libidos, a creep at thine DnD game, the merits of off-brand crocs and first-date-moves! Catch it!
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 176
Howdy gang, we're very excited this week because we have social worker, former podcaster, and all-around good-ass person Maria Guido with us! We talk about Maria's work, our own mental health struggles, the nonsense that is "Conduct Disorder", and surprise parent meetings before getting into your questions: A message from the real Audrey heads | Gex in the bedroom | How to find big can gf | What are some options for dealing with depression when you don't have access to therapy | Partner dropping...
Oct 14, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 175
Yarr mateys, we're stoked this week to have comedian and Hard Drive Magazine editor-in-chief Jeremy Kaplowitz with us! We talk Mario, an extremely 2011 relationship story, and pirate pick-up lines before hitting the question box, here's what we've got: (TW - SA on the second question this episode) Audrey has that cake | Moving on after an abusive relationship where the absuer faced no consequences | About to hit 30 and feeling shit about not being in a relationship or dating | A terrifying pengu...
Oct 07, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 174
Welcome back to RFTB where my tongue is still too big for my mouth! Also we have Youtuber/podcaster James J Asher with us! James tells us a good ol embarassing dating story before we answer your questions and also create a Forrest Gump fashion line. Here's what we get into: Ya have a couple casual hookups going but are looking for a relationship, how do you figure this out | Return of the drunk cake slicer | Rock climbing slang in a v different way | A lil pushback on Dono and the GLU gals Croc ...
Sep 30, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 173
RFTB x GLU time, we've got Frannie and Sophie back with us! We talk trainblasting and being accosted by president facts before hitting the ol question trail: Getting burnt out on pursuing love? | Realizing you might be more gay than you thought but currently in a long term straight relationship | A trans listener wants to look more traditionally femme but partner has a distaste for gender norms in general | An incredible q box slide | In defense of Crocs | Getting over past feelings of ugliness ...
Sep 23, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 172
This week! Renaissance fair compadre of Audrey and owner of the Black Box Improv Theater in Dayton, it's Garrett Geilenfeldt! And so we're discussing performance, improv, and covid's impact on the field before gettin into some dang questions: A sexting situationship has been very engaging over text but never initiating hangs | How do you hold on in a relationship if you have the anxious butterflies feeling constantly | Protocol for tagging a new partner on social media | ED troubles affecting pa...
Sep 16, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 171
Welcome aboard Tote Pirates it's another week on the seven seas of relationships and golly gee we sure are swashbucklin! We discuss our v fun weekend together and then we answer all kinds of Qs, here's what we get into: Hi question asker!! | What to do when you're attracted to someone ya don't like | WTF | Eye evolution correction! | Ideological differences between you and your partner leading to pointless arguments | A specific kind of sexuality | Advice for someone coming out as trans as they ...
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 170
I may have misused the term sex tourism in this one.
Sep 02, 2021•9 min
It's Tote Bag Thursday folks! It is, I just declared it! And we're celebrating by having friend of the show Aiden Arata back in the booth. Aiden tells us about low key becoming a wife guy and also about how you could just take a bite out of your finger like a dang carrot if only your brain would let you :( Also many questions! Here's what we get into: Music drop question! | "Re-opening" a crush after not seeing each other for a while | Feeling like your relationship has progressed super quickly ...
Sep 02, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 169
It's RFTB! Where this week cartoonist Rory Blank returns to teach you how to clean your home with record speed using just a common household appliance! Also there's many questions: Clarity on excuuuuse me - it's mf zelda | Into muscular ladies but kinda out of shape |Using forgiveness in processing in processing past hurt | If we were something else besides ourselves | What kinda eyes do we like | Became friends with a TA and caught feelings - how to navigate | Belitting kink question Thanks aga...
Aug 26, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 168
Don't go through your partner's phone and don't torture people. For access to this episode and our back catalog of bonus episodes, head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB $5/month = 4 bonus episodes a month!
Aug 19, 2021•8 min
