DRY FOLKS DRY FOLKS buckle tf in gang, we're like Jeb Bush on adderall in here! Whatever that means, it's been a long day. But we have many of question and we're amped to get into em. First a heads up - Trigger Warning on assault at 37:00. Alright here's what we have: Kid wants Chuck E Cheese bday, wife afraid of the goddamn robots. What do ya do? | A congrats to Audrey! | You and your partners siblings were dating each other but now broke up and y'all are now getting hassled | Pod-rey and handl...
Aug 19, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 167
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Aug 12, 2021•8 min•Ep. 37
It's Audrey motherfuckers! And we're celebratin with friend of the show Korla and a whole big question box. We talk transitions and Audrey's experience over the past few months, get an embarassing story from Korla, and then get into the celebratory cornucopia y'all sent us - the Q box: Resisting temptation, avoiding Moses' wrath! Hopefully | Partner is upset with your "messy" wing eating. How would it not be messy come on | Where did the name come from? A Donofan asks | Who is the hottest US pre...
Aug 12, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 166
Gather round the podfire gang, cause this week we're joined by Andrew Hillary from the Worst Week Yet podcast! And he comes prepared with an embarassing tale of shooting his shot unsuccessfully and a big ol' bag of questions from y'all! Here what's we get into: Poetry hats strapped on - what is love? | How to tell your partner that you draw giantess fetish art | Your zoomer brothers are callin you a cuck for jerkin it to hentai decades ago which seems excessive! | Feeling unattractive after a da...
Aug 05, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 165
Holy shit it is good to be back in the BOOTH! Arthur is doing much better, Dono escaped Florida, and we're very excited to have comedian Kath Barbadoro with us! We discuss Florida Panhandle Tinder, Kath's podcast What A Time To Be Alive, and of course an embarassing dating story. Then, questions! Eating 50 eggs - easy? Overly easy?? lmfao | The merits of The Superswipe | A listener crushes Dono's heart | Ditching a widely respected mustache for a beard - should you? No. | Dating someone is going...
Jul 29, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 164
What's poppin' Totebaggers? It's RFTB once again with special guest Jesse Farrar of the Go Off Kings Twitch stream as well as the podcast, Your Kickstarter Sucks! Marvel as we discuss the cuteness of dimples, the utility of a driving job and the healing power of resting your hand on the pommel. You can find Jesse's handiwork at https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings and YKS is available wherever podcasts are sold. Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at patr...
Jul 15, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 163
Yay pod time! Returning to the show is one of our favorite guests, Liam Anderson from Where There's Your Problem and Lions Led By Donkeys! Liam brings us a whole new embarassing relationship story and helps us answer a whole boatload of your questions. Here's what we get into: You can repeal only one law! Which? | Are drugs cool? Embrace debate | Wanting to get over a fetish so cringey you don't want to say what it is | About to move in with your sword-collecting partner and there's too many dam...
Jul 08, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 162
RIP Johnny Mac, bless up, and welcome to this week's RFTB where we're tackling the recent news with this week's guest Jeff Barrois from Good Morning Comrade! We discuss our theories behind McAfee's untimely demise, Arthur's high-powered business fuckups, Jeff's streaming show, and of course an embarrassing relationship story. With a happy ending this time! Then we hit the ol Q Box where... Worried about recent ex's mental health but now she's into moon terf shit | More McAfee | Recently out as n...
Jul 01, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 161
Howdy folks, this week we’re stoked to have Brett Payne from Street Fight Radio back on the show! We talk about Brett’s last appearance and where he’s at now after his divorce, as well as his experience getting back into dating after such a long time. Then we hit the question box where we’ve got… How to get yourself to enjoy anal when that’s what your partner likes but it’s just meh to you | How to deal with family members’ shitty politics around your kids | Best heartbreak songs go | Turnin a p...
Jun 24, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 160
FOLKS delayed ep due to breakup, we talk about that and take a bunch of listener questions! It is now Saturday at 730pm and I am grillin n chillin so this is the description for now
Jun 19, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 159
Folkkkkskssssss comin to you late this week but we are stoked to have Ciarán Dold with us from the Corner Späti podcast! But what is a corner späti you ask? We learn about this and other magical things like low rent and we have decided to move. Also gunkata. And of course questions from y'all, here's what we've got this week: Someone has good taste in Donovans | Oh god how are we talking about Frasier again but it's fuck, marry, kill | Dating while dealing with depression and anxiety | How to su...
Jun 10, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 158
Howdy folks, Donovan here and this is a bonus show I did interviewing one of my favorite youtube creators, E.D.G.E.! I'm planning on putting these out periodically where I chat with folks about topics outside our usual dating advice. You've prolly heard me mention paleontology youtube on the show and I'm stoked to get a chance to talk about that topic and community! E.D.G.E. and I talk about his work exploring natural history and cryptozoology, my own history with the subjects, the mf Mothman, a...
Jun 04, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 156
Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have Minion Death Cult's Alexander Edward with us! We love MDC and we've been stoked for this one. Alex tells us about some bad dating tales, we pull the ol' inquisition on Arthur, and we head to a full question box where we find... A Frasier vs Austin Powers venn diagram | Humble boys and overcoming constant performance anxiety | That particular kind of numb depression we know and love leads to a post-sex panic attack | A seriously rough follow-up from a ...
Jun 03, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 157
Hey here at the top if you sent in a question a month ago that we missed we get to it here! Ok hey again it's dry folks this week and we are laser focused because we have a shitload of questions. Just a whole blimp full. If it could still fly like the size of the inflatable part, You get the idea. The entire episode is question box. If we didn't get to yours from the past couple weeks we get to it here! And thank you again for sending em in. And thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the sh...
May 27, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 156
We are extremely stoked this week because comedy anthropologist and host of Why You Mad Luisa Díez is with us! Luisa tells us about her experience studying anthropology and looking through that lens in her work in comedy. And of course, a good ol' sex talk flub. We also get a special cat appearance from Loosie
May 20, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 155
Happy Mother's Day morning from RFTB where we're joined by Milo Edwards who has just come in from a date! We talk to Milo about his podcasts, Trashfuture and Masters of Our Domain, and he tells us about a bizarre date in Mother Russia. (get it like mothers day) Then Milo helps us take on some questions which this week include... Dumpers and funniest overheard convos | Getting back into dating after a breakup and a facial injury | MILF talk from Corner Spati Thanks again to Milo for joining us! Y...
May 13, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 154
Blackmail tales, this week on RFTB! Cause somebody tried to blackmail Jake and it turns out something similar happened to Arthur so we're talkin bout it! Plus some good date stories and of course, questions. And this week the box is full! Here's what we get into: Chronic fatigue syndrome straining a marriage | Bf won't stop yellin a KRL line from Ballin Out Super how to make it stop! | A cum conundrum - how to introduce cum play cause you figured out you're into it | Being very up front asking o...
May 06, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 153
Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have just come off guesting on Ballin Out Super and having our minds melted by the inscrutable abomination that is Tenchi Muyo. This is the second recording round out of three in one day and we are goin ham. Here's what we get into: What to do as the missionary bottom | "Worshipping de sack" | Takin flack for the old DDLG episode, we respond | What's dating like from the outside? | Is there a t rex dance in Frasier? We have Frasier expert Arthur here to he...
Apr 29, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 152
Folks! We are very excited this week to have Tony Boswell from Minion Death Cult on the show with us! Tony explains the meaning of MDC, tells us about running into friends on an extremely affectionate first date, and a date with a possible girl-horse hybrid. We also discuss shitty Derek getting some consequences by some miracle and how that still doesn't address the core problem. Then we get into an extremely full question box - we ran out of time for a couple but they will be priority next week...
Apr 22, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 151
Holy shit 150 main feed episodes! And what better way to celebrate the big 1-5-0 by forgetting to mention it until you write the description
Apr 15, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 150
It's Radio Free Tote Bag and Vic Berger is our guest this week and we are stokeddd! We discuss Vic's surreal video edits, Steve Harvey, Bakker Buckets, an unfortunate dating experience at the zoo, and moustache-touching - all while his door is under siege by a small ninja. Then we head to the question box where we have quite a lot of listener questions this week! And here's what we get into: How to make the 200th at home covid date a little less tired | Shock videos - a date convo starter? (no d...
Apr 08, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 149
GRABBER SMUSH! You got it? Hope not, cause it's pretty gnarly. Hi listeners it's me, the RFTB episode description and I'm very excited to tell you that we have a full question box this week which makes listing the topics easier. Also we love to hear from you. We had to go long to get to everything this week, and here's what we got: Wanting to get dommed by your partner by not sure how to ask | Your friend cheating on your other friend with another friend - how do you address this? Do you address...
Apr 01, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 148
Yee haw I am become covid gtfo my way amirite hey there! Welcome to this week's Radio Free Tote Bag where Daddy is indeed home. Yes our good friend Dylan is back to help us answer some questions and to help me roast Arthur's cockney impression. FIRST CLIT WANK INNIT | A listener wants to establish a homestead with ol Arth | Why are bisexuals discriminated against? | Why has the definition of vanilla sex changed? (Or has it lol?) | Shaking ass in cowgirl leads to big orgasmz | What's up with mout...
Mar 25, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 147
You're gonna hear a lot of the coconut gun I'm just gonna warn you up front. Arthur is truly drunk with power. Hey! Welcome! It's Radio Free Tote Bag and this week we're back with Aidenarata to discuss online flirting, Mario Kart, tunnels, the Victorian language of flowers, and over an ep's worth of listener questions! (We had to continue the question box on the patreon this time but we did get to all of them) Anyway here's the questions How to make a move on your crush during the pandemic | Lov...
Mar 18, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 146
Anime! DBZ! Things Donovan doesn't know much about cause he was a Cool Bird Kid not a friggin weeeeeb. But fear not, our guest this week is Katie Rose Leon from Ballin Out Super! We talk about anime, Katie's own shows, and hear her story of a "date" to Target. Then we do the super saiyan link fingers thing to tackle this full ass question box! Partner threatening your relationship if you get the hairstyle you want | Keeping in touch with your friend by playing COD but you are sick of COD | Green...
Mar 11, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 145
This week on RFTB: It's Liam Anderson from Well There's Your Probem Podcast! We talk to Liam about his experience with dating and relationships, a brush with a hero while in his underwear, his show, and RoboArthur. Then into the question zone - lotta question box on this one, thanks for your Qs! Here's what we get into Insecurity about a new partner who had a recent FWB (but why?) | Liam's girlfriend is very sweet | Post-breakup healing movies | A sudden influx of handjobs | Small town vs. city ...
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 144
Hey folks it's me, Dono! I want this description to have Star Trek references and such but I've literally never seen it so I got nothin. I had to ask Arthur for the title! So pretend that this is full of great A+ references. Because we have Will aka The Star Trek Communist with us this week to discuss Marxism in Star Trek and help us answer your questions and we're very excited :) RFTB Fuck A Fan Challenge? | Hanging out with an ex a year after breakup - good or nah? | Make Tuesdays sexy again! ...
Feb 25, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 143
Third week in Frostland ballin out in my one bedroom lfg! Hi there folks and welcome to this week's RFTB where Dono says "two ships in the night" a whole bunch again. We also answer a boatload of questions and have some announcements at the end so stay tuned! BF walked into your zoom call naked and everybody saw his wiener | Arthur gets roasted by a listener lmao | Dating troubles and trouble dating | Husband went out and bought a house without consulting you as a "surprise" | Ex dumped you afte...
Feb 18, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 142
My first winter in Chicago has the coldest February of all time and golly gee we're feelin the cabin fever! But I'm staying warm thru this show, dear listener, every listen is one more degree so thank you very much. Anyways dry boys time, here's what we've got this week: Dick crackin - just like knuckles apparently | A guest recommendation! | What that ass do? | How to improve penis taste | KMF for the Jersey Shore | Partner seems like he's gonna propose and you're not ready to say yes | Learnin...
Feb 11, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 141
Heyoooo it's fucking 5 degrees in Chicago while I'm writing this and we got a little delayed but we're very excited to have Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies and A Time of Monsters podcast! We talk depression, Aaron's projects, the bleak state of the country vs humans' innate cooperation, and communism. And we answer relationship questions, of course. Getting burned by keeping in touch with an ex | How do bra sizes work? Us three cis dudes (experts) answer!
Feb 05, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 140
