Hey uh apparently milk comes out of the areolas, can anyone confirm? Oh hi! Sorry, I didn't see you there! Why it's me, Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag! And I'm here with a new episode this week featuring our friends Mark and Martha and we talk about how they met, nipple sucking ettiquette, and pouring grape soda on nipples? That's a kink? As an aside, Mark and I have a new podcast tentatively coming next month - The Shore! A Jersey Shore watch along. We'll be putting out all of season one at o...
Jan 28, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 139
We decided to stream for the first time while we were both exhaused. Idk why, prolly not the ideal time, but hey it turned out alright! [Join our Discord here!](https://discord.gg/AGZyGAZg) Thanks as always for tuning in! If you'd like to support the show and get two bonus shows a month join our Patreon at patreon.com/rftb
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 138
Yeeeeehaw we're on a better platform for recording! The downside to this is that Donovan got his greasy little mitts on a soundboard function. That being said, he shows considerable restraint (he writes). Anyways it's just the duo on this one, classic epic style, and here's what we've got for ya; Boyfriend owns more thongs than you (and you're weirded out for some reason?) | Partner has discovered her dominant side and now doesn't want to do anything else. How to deal? | Some theoretical questio...
Jan 14, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 137
Jesus christ how bout that chud invasion? This is dropping the next day and I know folks are rattled. But jesus christ we were dying recording this and I hope it brings you some levity. Because JFOD is here! Comedian and host of Take Your Pills, Psychopath podcast is here with us to discuss his show, all of our own experiences with mental illness, and of course your relationship and datting questions. Here's what we got: Diagnoses roundtable with a big ass lineup of diagnoses | INJACULATION | Ho...
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 136
The friggin superhero glove is complete folks! Anders Lee from Pod Damn America and Redacted Tonight is here with us to discuss (how bad) doing stand up in front of a date, the origins of "Anders Lee here", and absolutely whiffing making a move. Then Anders helps us answer questions SUCH AS... How to get your partner to embrace your bucket hat | A listener has a similar situation to someone from last ep - is a strap-on ever a good gift? | A listener suggest we all trade compliments and it's real...
Dec 31, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 135
HO HO HO MERRY XMAS, XMAS MORNING! Coming at you a day late because Arthur had to go through Ultra Retail Hell because our government refuses to effectively address a pandemic! It's rough folks, it's a rough end to a rough year. But we bring you the gift of extreme goofassedness and we hope it brings you some holiday cheer. What if it was illegal to eat coochie? | An enlightening journey into the world of the balldo | Partner works with a former love interest and you're feeling some jealousy, is...
Dec 25, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 134
Yeehaw we're gettin scientific in here because we have genuine Ultra PhD Megan with us, a clinical psychologist currently working on her dissertation. We hear about Megan's research into men's rights/redpill types on the internet and how they behave. Then we get into questions, crack some jokesters, do some psychoanalysis, and have a dang good time. Here's what we've got this week: What exactly is The Ick? | Feeling self-conscious about how wet you get (and why ya shouldn't be self-conscious!) |...
Dec 17, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 133
Eyyy the title is a Patreon plug how funny is that? Classic. How's it goin folks, we hope you're doing well cause it's just us two sad gamer boyz this week, back to basics, and we're stoked to use our duo powers. For real though sub to the Patreon it's pretty good. Anyways here's what we've got for ya: Unreciprocated nudes for your partner | Bf things receiving head and nothing else is enough foreplay | A partner feeling unfulfilled in a polycule | Surprise, it's a blasphemy kink! | Friends mock...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 132
YAWWWWW howdy folks it's RFTB now featuring the comedic stylings and goblin impressions of Alex Ptak from Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super! We talk to Alex about his podcasts and projects, the Grinch at Chuck E Cheese, and a very uncomfy brush with The Office. Then with Alex's help we take on a very hefty question box to answer listener questions. How to handle going bald in your early 20s | Balls retracting when ya cum, is that normal? | How to keep the passion going | Your partner's partn...
Dec 03, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 131
Howdy folks it's thanksgiving and what better to be thankful for than a new hour of our lush, sultry tones. Like creamy mashed potatoes we are here to be pretty solid! Our guest this week is Kumars Salehi of Delete Your Account podcast. Kumars tells us about his show and the sort of topics they cover as well as a couple embarassing dating stories. Then we hit the question box and /r/relationships to try to help folks out. We hope you're stayin safe and sane out there, shit sucks and we hope we c...
Nov 26, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 130
Hey answer the Partner Poop Poll on our twitter, @rftbpod bc I'm trying to be a cool twitter guy. eh look at me i type in all lowercase and I am aloof. Nailed it. Ok show time heyo how's it going Arthur's having a rough week so send him some good energy but Dono is RADIATING high energy and we synergize and power up. We announce our cool new web domain rftb.me and our new logo feat. Arthur's real nonreceding hairline! We got a full-ass question box too, here's what's in there: So, is this women'...
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 129
Heyoooo welcome to the new(?) slightly improved world. We voted out Trump. We voted out COVID. But when are we gonna vote in this vaccine?? God knows, but w have a vaccine for your relationship problems and it's called RFTB and our guest this week, sex educator and activist Ashante Herring. We hear about Ashante's work and how a date was ruined by a big excited pup and puddle. Then it's question time, and here's what we've got: BUTT GRABBED BY OLDER WOMAN AND LIKED IT | Face-Fuckee Appreciation ...
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 128
Jesus fucking christ how long is this Tuesday right now? God only knows. We certainly don't. But we do know how to answer these questions and we're going to do just that. Ya man lost his sales job by faking sales. Probably a garbo job though we believe in ya. | P H I M O S I S | Boobs on dick: good or nah? | Sex Ice™ and BP Ice™ | Getting bored with masturbation. | Setting up an FWB situation and immediately getting The Ick Thanks as always for listening and we hope you're alright out there. If ...
Nov 05, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 127
Happy spooky week gang, we're back and we're here with health and sexuality educator Robyn Manning! She brings some great expertise on facilitating healthy relationship dynamics and is also a great guest. We interview Robyn about her work and then get into some questions including a very fully question box. Dating while heavily pursuing your art | Partner on the phone too much which is no good | GF looking into becoming a sugar daddy, an idea you do not like | Dating a pro life person who you lo...
Oct 29, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 126
Live from the Thunderdome it's RFTB! We're here with returning guests Brooke and Xavier of The Bellowing Pines to answer your dating questions and talk about their good ass tunes! As well as the premier of their song Questioning which is quite good. We've got anime tiddies, vanilla dirty talk suggestions, a new game show about probably Mormons, self-consciousness over masturbation technique, an annoying coworker who's not a bad person, and cabin fever with partners during quarantine. You can fol...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 125
Heyo, sorry we're late, had to take our opener Jack to the airport. God he was funny you're gonna love him. Just an all around great guy. Anyways hey we're back with a new ep, just the duo, and we bring you many questions and questionable answers. Fetlife-like sites that aren't about kink, do they exist? Insecurity about dick size. More insecurity post-threesome. Indoor quarantine date ideas, a fuck buddy whose kindness to cats has made you catch feelings. Are you obligated to debrief the relati...
Oct 15, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 124
Bonus time folks! Kyler joins us this week as we do our own Want Will Won't lists on the wheel of paraphilia, talk Kyler's COVID shame, and are hit by another Buzzfeed Quiz Swarm. As always, thanks for your support! Our income thus far has bought Arthur a webcam so we can record video content, stay tuned! If you'd like to support the show and get biweekly bonus shows follow us on Patreon at patreon.com/rftb
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 124
Artist and writer Aiden Arata is with us in the RFTB ~cyberstudio~ to discuss memes, art, the failures of capitalism, and also some relationship and dating type stuff! We're very excited and we've got a full-ass question box to respond to. Boy howdy, listener. In the Q box realm we discuss our weirdest quarantine romantic encounters, long distance dating, thoughts about exes, restarting a relationships, and /r/selffuck. Also a brief discussion about Frasier and Jersey Shore. Thanks again to Aide...
Oct 08, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 124
Welcome everyone, to our personal gauntlet. Dono got 4 hours of sleep and Arthur is actively having visual disturbances from a migraine while we record. Arthur demanded we continue though so while we're a little wonky we have some great questions and a listener comment this episode. Good times, thanks for listening, and we hope you're doin alright wherever you are. If you'd like to support the show and get bonus episodes, follow us on Patreon at patreon.com/rftb
Oct 01, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 123
It's a crossover episode gang, we're hangin with Frannie and Sophie from Girls Like Us podcast to discuss The Clique, relationships, dating, dump-truck man asses, and 9/11. Our guests tell us about their most embarassing dating stories (feat. my man Steak) and then stick around to help answer listener and Reddit questions. We're all over the place with these questions: overwhelmed by ass pics from a seemingly rando dude, a personal trainer who will only talk about Rick & Morty, advice for da...
Sep 24, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 122
FOOOOLLLKKKSSSS we're back! MEN ON MISSION!!! Dono's back from LA, Arthur's got the power sweater on, and we're ready to save some babie. It's just the boys today, and we bring you the absolute magic of @malessoul. Prepare to be inspired. Tangent aside, we get into some questions, including some doozies this week! We discuss someone whose partner still has and uses a dildo molded after her ex's dick and whether thats wild or not. How to spice things up on a date and add some sneaky sexual tensio...
Sep 17, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 121
Howdy gang, we're a little late but stoked about this one! Our guest this week is teacher, activist, and podcaster Kenzo Shibata from the Class Time pod! We talk about how the youth are doing politically, mixing up an ex with her roommate, and the Chicago Teachers' Union strike from last year. Then Kenzo sticks around to help us answer your questions! Navigating a poly relationship during a pandemic, having more success on dating apps, conflict over wage difference in a relationship, and what "c...
Sep 11, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 120
Holy shit we got a lot of listens this week, so if you're new here thanks for checking us out! And you picked a good time, because we're stoked to have cartoonist/wrestler Rory Blank joining us! We ask Rory about how he got into webcomics, his connection to Street Fight and Pod Damn, Catholicism, wrestling, and waterboarding himself. Then, we answer listener/reddit questions including a guy concerned with his arch-shaped penis, a gal wondering if/how to show her partner the erotica she wrote abo...
Sep 03, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 119
Heeeeyyyyy! we are extra stoked to have the other half of Street Fight Radio, Bryan Quinby, on the show this week! We talk about his experience creating Street Fight, winning the lottery on relationships with his wife, and about how to reach people not already on the left. Bryan also hangs out for an extended episode to help us answer your questions, including how to deal with a partner going to a wedding in-person during this pandemic, how we feel about toe sucking, and a woman whose brother st...
Aug 27, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 118
Howdy gang, The Bag is Back™ for a new week of cat stories and love questions. We talk "sexy game nights", an /r/sex poll, the ol' fishy smell, squirting assistance, and much, MUCH more! Got some analingus and casual nudity in there as well. Good wholesome fun. FOLKS we're having Street Fight Radio's Bryan Quimby on the show next week, if you're an SF fan send in your questions! Our third Patreon episode is also live, support the show and get some bonus content at patreon.com/rftb ALSO here's th...
Aug 20, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 117
Arthur woke up from a 3 hour depression nap and jumped right into the skype call so that gets a little weird for a while but Donovan got a new trash can. The real takeaway here is that there's a Paraphilia Pantry and some other funny musical drops so enjoy those.
Aug 13, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 116
Wooooo we took a week off and now things are way different! Donovan's in the big city and Arthur's not drinking anymore cause quar is fuckin with us. But hey this is truly and improvement and we're stoked about it! So stoked that we simply MUST answer these questions. YES QUESTIONS inluding a man who feels he has been made inadequate by his own sex toy, whether condoms are really that big a detriment to fuckin, fear of face sitting due to having a larger flesh prison, a fella who's going wayyy t...
Aug 06, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 115
Whatup Tote Gang, we're goofin' hard on this episode. Sometimes you just need the goof, ya know? We've got some great questions this week though, like how to get better at dirty talking, lubricant choices, insecure feelings in a marriage, and of course butt stuff. We also debate the husbandability of Timothy Chalomet and the other guy. We're glad you're with us, and we hope this episode can lift your spirits a bit on this bitch of a Earth. Our Patreon is now live, second bonus ep coming next wee...
Jul 23, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 114
So fun fact, Arthur and Dono have air for memory-brains and forgot to post this episode after we recorded it five days ago. BUT hey we were here all along and we've got a great episode for ya, complete with 8-bit fellatio. ALSO we have launched our Patreon and the first bonus episode is live on there now! If you're like to support us on there, head to https:www.patreon.com/rftb We love you all, we appreciate you all, we hope you're all doing alright out there.
Jul 19, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 113
Jul 09, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 112
