AY! YOU! Fuck TERFs fuck cops it's Radio Free Tote Bag! And we're glad you're here. Unless your name is J.K. This week we've got Mark Adkins, host of Pocket Monster Radio, a Pokemon fan podcast. Check it out at the links down below. Mark tells us about their most embarassing first time experiences and about their experience as a non-binary person in the dating world. We then get into the questions - insecurity about the coloring of one's own genitals, hair's impact on eatin the coochie, how to k...
Jul 02, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 111
Dads Nah jk here's a real description: Dads! They're here! With us! Yes as a father's day special we pulled some strings, paid some appearance fees and got DonoDad and ArthDad on the pod! We learn how Dono's parents met and where Arthur was conceived, truly a heartwarming time. Oh yea and we also answer relationship questions or some shit. No spoilers check it out, and thanks to our wonderful dads.
Jun 25, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 110
Folks! This week Dylan aka Daddy aka Big Daddy Threepeat joins Arthur live in the studio for a Donovanless episode. Troop barbecue, online dads, chlamydia medication! This one's got it all (minus Donovan,) folks! F O L K S !
Jun 18, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 109
Howdy folks, this week we've got friend of the show Kyler Jae joining from LA (hey that rhymed)! Kyler talks about his experience the past week in the LA BLM protests, his relationship life, and also about Dono's shithouse past. Oh no. We also hit the question box with some listener questions for Kyler and for all of us, including our cringiest sex moments. Finally we hit some questions on Reddit - a husband lying about an OnlyFans subscription, a gal wondering if a friend likes her, and an appa...
Jun 11, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 107
#BlackLivesMatter Contribute to the National Bail Fund at the link below. [National Bail Fund](http://www.communityjusticeexchange.org)
Jun 05, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 107
THIS WEEK, returning to the show, one of our favs, Caroline Shumate of Stasney Mav and joining us for the first time, her frequent collaborator and fellow musician Clinton John! We discuss Caroline and Clinton's recent single "Solo", their experiences as queer musicians in Nashville, and of course, chunky FILAs. We have so many question box questions this week I can't even begin to write them all down but here are the relationship question highlights: - Is it ever kosher to end a relationship ov...
May 29, 2020•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 106
Yeehaw! Our friend and yours, superfan Ryan joins us on the pod to discuss a truly heinous question regarding home-made porn, as well as other questions that didn't turn out to be kind of a bummer! Did George Strait have all the answers regarding partner locations? What is feminization? What is your ideal date? Do you hold hands? Like, a lot? Like, an uncomfortable amount?
May 21, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 105
Tote Gang we are very excited that we finally have one half of Street Fight Radio on the show, it's fellow Ohioan Brett Payne! We ask Brett questions about his show, his relationship experience, and why Ohio is actually good. Then Brett joins us to answer your questions and a couple questions from Reddit. From the question box, we're asked our feelings on pegging and whether a listener should disclose to their new partner that they've not had sex in years. Off to Reddit, a guy in a relationship ...
May 14, 2020•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 104
Welcome, denizens of the Roni Wastelands! It's RFTB time and this week we have comedian Jake Flores, host of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad, with us to soothe your broken hearts. We talk about podcasting in the time of Covid, stand-up, and of course, Jake's most embarassing dating story. Then we head into this week's relationship questions. First and most importantly, how does one render their cum more thicccc and also plentiful? Pineapples? Fuck idk. We then learn what cock nursing is and hea...
May 07, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 103
Apr 30, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 102
FOLKSSSS Dono is back in action! And by some bizarre twist of fate, our guests this week are John McAfee and his wife Janice. This is pretty strictly an interview episode. We ask John how different countries prison experiences stack up and hear about how he and Janice got together. Suffice to say, it is the wildest relationship story we've ever heard. We say this in the episode but I reiterate, this is not an endorsement from us. I encourage you to research John if you're not familiar, there are...
Apr 23, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 101
Blast off a celebratory airhorn because it's episode 100! Arthur guides you on this trip down memory lane, sharing some of the best moments of RFTB episodes past, with such great moments such as Boogie Wallz! The Halloween Power Hour! Gump! Enjoy!
Apr 16, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 100
Howdy folks, we talk COVID and Crossing (of animals). Also relationships. I'm half asleep right now so I'm killin the description here. Hey as Arthur said NEXT WEEK we will be putting together our 100th episode clip show! If you have any moments you want included shoot em to me or Arthur or the Qbox or the RFTB Twitter/Insta. Thanks for listening, we're stoked to hit 100!
Apr 09, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 99
Yeehaw my Q-tine gang it's RFTB! We had technical issues that killed the episode last week but we're back again with friend of the show Savvy White! We discuss how the quarantine is affecting dating, relationships, and even breakups. We also hear from a gf whose bf is demanding more BJs when he won't get go down on her! And a shitty husband who's still not kissing his wife a FULL MONTH after she ate his butt. Pun intended. Thanks for being here with us, send in your stories and questions as alwa...
Apr 02, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 98
Arthur and Savannah and nobody else talk about buttplugs and isolation. Please seek out Modeselektor for their track Dancing Box feat. TTC which provides us the groove for this episode.
Mar 25, 2020•14 min•Season 1Ep. 97
Hershel Nardini, creator of Eugene! and also our logo joins us in a secure location to discuss his process and also Arthur's hairline. Relationship questions are answered.
Mar 19, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 97
We are absolutely stoked this week to have Commodore Gilgamesh, creator of Everything is Terrible, in studio! We discuss the genesis of EIT and then run some listener questions by the Commodore in a lightning round. Then we team up to tackle some relationship Q's. We may even get a sneak peak at the latest EIT movie. But relationships are our game, and here's what we've got for ya: - Things have gotten very flirty with your doctor. How to proceed? - You find some handcuffs in your parents room a...
Mar 12, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 96
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We're back bb! Here what we've got: - Dono is less depressed! And moving to Chicago. - GF is too young to buy Juul pods and wants you to do it. But you're also too young. She calls you a pussy. What do? - From the question box, a listener proposes a new theory answering a question from last episode. - Your older friend/work dad that you've had a good friendship with suddenly comes onto you. - How to explain glove fetish? - DOES your BF have an impreg fetish?? - You want...
Mar 05, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 95
The Minecraft Revolutionary Guard welcomes you to another episode of Radio Free Tote Bag! Dono is on some weird energy and Arthur is just tryna keep up. We fire up the ol' Q box for some kinky fun? Maybe? We pay a visit to the Dad Zone. Strap in, it's a weird'n.
Feb 20, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 94
Join us in welcoming internationally renowned comics artist Simon Hanselmann! We talk Megg, Mogg and Owl and beat our traditional relationship question drum. We even dredge up some 'tent from the depths of Yahoo Answers! Analingus ahoy!
Feb 13, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 93
Big Bag Energy 2020, folks, it's Radio Free Tote Bag and we're back from the dead! Well, almost, Arthur is on death's door but clinging to life for the sake of all of your love lives. What a hero. So what do we have this week? - Consolation Pills (almost the episode name) - Your friend's gf is cutting her off from her friends and now it seems like she may literally cut you. How do you fix this? - Your gf did a nice sexy thing for your bday and wore fishnets. Only thing is, they were already ripp...
Feb 06, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 92
Arthur went on a date and it was fkn cool. Donovan went to therapy and that was fkn cool too. Spark up a sativa and go for the brrt brrt before we skrrt skrrt to the short skirt that your boyfriend makes you wear. We firmly affirm the firm connection between war-buddies. Hold on. Fan fic about r/Relationships questions. Million dollar idea. Don't pass out! Witness Cock Power! Don't break eye contact! Hey so if you have a minute can you tell us your favorite moments from RFTB history? We're comin...
Jan 23, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 91
What's good in the Tote hood? In this one we talk dirty as well as talk shit. Hey so, just be the one who buys the rubber bands. Y'kno?
Jan 16, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 90
Jan 09, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 89
Merry Christmas everyone! Horses do not have feet.
Dec 25, 2019•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 88
In this episode we try the case of Poop Knife v. Burger Question, unpack a man's highly curated porn collection, de-louse a Funkcle and work the angles. We introduce a new segment we're calling RFTB Investigates and quickly it gets off the rails. Which is why we need you to go to this link and help us raise three grand for an anatomically correct, five-and-a-half foot tall plush doll based on Norm from Cheers. So Arthur can "drink beer" with it. Also, there's another question but who fuckin' car...
Dec 19, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 87
Good afternoon, good evening, good whenever tf you're listening to this! Here's what we got for ya this week: - Fiance seems to be getting into phone sex in a VR chat game? - Lost your virginity and now you're mega horny all the time. Is this normal? - A listener follow up to last week's Hitachi PSA, turns out someone out there is vibing while vibing to our pod. We thank you. - We head to the Paraphilia Pantry! Should you tell your partner about your fetish if it's a little unorthodox and embara...
Dec 12, 2019•57 min•Season 1Ep. 86
Let's get right to it, Arthur's dry spell is BROKEN! So whatever the opposite of pouring one out is, do that, because we're celebrating. Maybe we throw a musical number in there too for festivities. Anyways, question time, here's what we've got: - You're dating a guy and it seems to be turning into something BUT you hooked up with his younger brother a few years back. Dealbreaker? - Your teen stepdaughter has a new baby with a teen boy who keeps getting headlice, spreading it to the child, and r...
Dec 07, 2019•55 min•Season 1Ep. 85
What’s really good, Tote Gang? We talk Turkey Day plans and also vitamin D deficiency. Also, Catholic pick-up lines. We contemplate the joyful mystery of a partner smiling during an argument. What does one do when they lose physical attraction to their partner? If their partner is a tall-spindly figure with long hair and they don’t like that they should get em to put on some fkn weight and get a haircut. Remember that you can just fkn bounce anytime, too. Keep that in your back pocket. We go to ...
Nov 28, 2019•59 min•Season 1Ep. 84
This is a placeholder lol At 45:18 we start talking about beastiality. We stop doing that at 1:00:18. Enjoy!
Nov 14, 2019•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 83
