Feast your ears on Radio Destructoid episode 055 - MAGFest 13 or: Burning Man for Indoor Kids! This episode has Conor sporadically recording bits of randomness from MAGFest 13, being joined by Mr. Mxyxptlk (former host Aaron), drinking too much, and talking to anyone that would say a few words! Apologies for the sound quality, but this was all done on a phone in the middle of thousands of people. That said, enjoy!
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 054 - Dammit Monk! This week we have one of the chillest episodes ever, as it's just Conor, Bill, and guest Super Monk Forever shooting the shit. We get way off topic more than once, talk about what it means to be a gamer, and tell stories about why Monk is a detestable human being. Also, Conor lays down a list of irrefutable facts, Bill names some things he doesn't like, and Monk gets yelled at a lot. Enjoy! Break song: Ghost by Mystery Skulls Twitter ( http://t...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 053 - Talkin' Nintendo! In this episode: Conor is still pissed at The Evil Within, Kyle is bested by children in The Last of Us, Bill talks about his Withcer 2 experience, and guest host Robin aka Mr. November lives the Smash Bros lifestyle! We also discuss a bunch of Nintendo related stuff, Kyle gets sleepy, and goddamn it would you guys stop talking about fucking pokémon! Break song: Sleeping in the Flowers by They Might Be Giants Twitter ( http://twitter.com/r...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 052 - Worst Episode Ever! In this episode: Andy takes hosting duties from a very drunk Conor, Conor is super obnoxious and shares a sexy port-o-pottie story, Kyle gets deep in his feelings about hunting, Bill hordes amiibos, Occams does... Occams, and guest host Chris aka Hyper Lemon Buster Cannon says things he regrets! We also discuss some stuff, but seriously, this is the worst episode we've ever done. Enjoy! Break song: Tricky - RUN-DMC Twitter ( http://twitt...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 051 - Mewling Cabbage Children! In this episode we're joined by our new hosts Bill and Occam! Andy gets his wish of Netflix achievements and is good at Titanfall, Occams and Conor almost start a comic book podcast, Kyle was a bad customer, and Bill describes the success metric for malls. Also, Conor edits for the first time! There's no intro, and he forgot to put in the segment breaks, so feel free to tell him he's awful and lazy. While we're talking about things...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 050 - The Louis Conundrum! In our golden anniversary episode: Aaron is absolved of all racial sins, Conor collects body parts and aspires to be a drifter, Andy REALLY likes Cupcake Wars, and guest host Jack aka Jack Shadow spooks sharks and is keeping it gangsta! We also discuss puny human children, Hyrule Warriors, handies from K. K. Slider, Amiibos, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy: Curtain Call, Dungeons & Dragoning, stupid sexy consoles, Warlords of Draenor, fun...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 049 - Ass Creed Bro Ho! In this episode: Aaron watches some wrasslin', Andy gets sucked into Minecraft, Conor has got legit builds, Kyle likes the noises people on fire make, and guest host Jim aka OpiumHerz is dry and flaccid... for now! We also discuss horrible ways to die, The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, good and bad Alien games, creepy digital Kevin Spacey, hate crimes, Mario Kart 8 DLC, Playstation TV, corrupting the youth, favorite Art Bell callers, centaurs...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 048 - Nerd Herding! In this spoooooky episode: Aaron plays his animal chore-simulator, Conor goes to the Ohio Game Developers Expo and drinks too much, Kyle eats a mango, and guest host Miguel Piña tells us how he accidentally became producer for Kerbal Space Program! We also discuss Spore, terrifying animal robots, Drakengard 3, games that deserve remakes, terrifying McDonaldland characters, Civilization: Beyond Earth, poop-socking, terrifying video games, Samur...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 047 - Kurt Sparrow: Super Spy! In this episode: Aaron ain't afraid of no ghosts, Andy travels through time, Conor abuses his handicap to skip lines, Kyle doesn't speak Korean, and guest host Matt aka The Scholarly Gamer tells us about the magical land of Canada! We also discuss David Bowie's bulge, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, Japanese porn, polar bears fighting demons, Shadow of Mordor, Alien: Isolation, a damn fine cup of coffee, spooky games, delicious poutine...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 046 - Seppukumon! In this episode: Aaron succumbs to Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Andy does nothing, Conor is making a mysterious game, Kyle loves the white chowder, and guest host Chad aka Meanderbot dreams of a bionic camera eye! We also discuss Hyrule Warriors, Persona 4 Arena Ultimax, Danger 5, erotic Sonic fan fiction, erotic Wario fan art, Googling what those dogs are doing, how the Hobbit movies are too damn long, hashtag terrorism, movies that may or may no...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 045 - Mario Poops! In this episode: Aaron is ready to R-P-G, Andy traumatizes his child, Conor talks about puking in a bathtub, Kyle dreams of destroying planets, and guest host Bill aka ChillyBilly gives some terrible advice on how to get into e3! We also discuss drinking our own piss, girly drinks, being blown away by polygons, 90's shooters, Kerbal Space Program, torture porn films, dungeons & dragons, virtual boobs, and the cblog editor finally gets an up...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 044 - Reading is the Worst! In this episode: Aaron fucks up words a lot, Conor rollercoastered too hard, Capcom stole Kyle's thoughts, and guest host Trent aka Captain 'Merica still needs your help! We also discuss Guardians of the Galaxy, why the PS Vita should be doing better, exploding cum murder, games everyone but you loves, games everyone but you hates, the lack of Marvel movie games, the awesomeness of Star Wars: Episode 1 Racer, murderous mechanical bears...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 043 - Live blogs from the Apocalypse! In this technically difficult episode: Aaron saves time on editing, Conor commits bioterrorism at Taco Bell, Kyle doesn't regret The Last of Us, and Joanna returns to delight us with more Masterspam Theatre! We also discuss the toxic space algae and cat shit parasite conspiracy, Juggalos, furries, and otherkin (oh my!), the Southwest NARP, forums badges, community podcasts, cannibalism, potty emergencies, and HD remakes we'd ...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 042 - Nice Hot Mike! In this episode: Aaron is faced with an editing dilemma, Andy watches Netflix, Conor is all about the grimey lifestyle, Kyle strokes a tree, and guest host Mike aka PhilKenSebben tells us why he's going to hell. We also discuss cartoons based on comic books, hedgehog detectives, Streetpasses, Club Nintendo disappointment, cutscenes, HD remakes, horrible superhero origins, gas station sushi, and we watch One Guy One Jar yet again! We also have...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 041 - Romancing Keith David! In this episode: Aaron sucks at tie-dyeing, Andy rises from his grave, Conor knows Skeletor, Kyle Shovel Knights the hardest, and guest host Pawel aka nanashi teaches us about HAM. We also discuss the disturbing lack of They Live slash fiction on the Internet, the drawbacks of smearing shit on walls, how to pronounce Ys, more e3 impressions, our gaming guilty pleasures, celebrity breakdowns, licensed games, and our Steam Summer Sale p...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 040 - Drug-Laced Pacifiers! In this episode: Aaron succumbs to Nintendo, Kyle freaks out over Captain Toad, Conor is a magical creature only Mxy can hear, and guest host Zach aka pk fire is not a 12-year-old kid. We also discuss cell shading, crippled PC ports, gaming obsessions, our favorite games from e3, Phil Fish tweeting things, weird games, visual novels, and infinite David Bowies. Congrats to Robert Cisneros for asking the most thought-provoking listener q...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 039 - Kenny Loggins's Purple Fox Lazer Nipples! In this episode: Aaron's son learns to read new words, Kyle beers his computer, returning guest Neal aka djnealb aka Dej’o Neba’tan tells us about the Southwest NARP he's hosting in July, and first time guest host Grant aka Everyday Legend can't stop Gundaming. We also discuss dream weddings, games we wished we had played, the decline of couch gaming, what we're looking forward to at last week's e3, The Last Guardia...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 038 - Don't Porn on Podcast! In this episode: Aaron's kiddo is a dick, Kyle prepares for the apocalypse by shiving people in the neck, Conor is the Governor of TVs, Beccy doesn't need cyber-vikings in her life, and guest host Jordan aka jackal27 is a videogame smuggler. We also discuss fist parties, getting owned online, magical spirit girls, NARPing for charity, super game jams, killing dragons with our bare hands, the glory days of arcades, remembering the Nint...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 037 - Live from PAX East! In this episode Nanashi, TheDustinThomas, Darren, and many more take over the podcast to bring you the show from PAX East 2014 in Boston! They discuss falling in love via Borderlands, indie megabooth games, beards vs metal vests, shadow cthulhus, battling enforcers, cosplayers, diversity in games, and free swords. They also talk with Winston, Tim, Mario, and Chris from Twin Sky, Zack and Ryan from Cartoon Network Games, Blake from Midnig...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 036 - The Totality of Tacos! In this episode: Aaron is the hero this podcast deserves, Kyle licked a guy to death, Conor admits he enjoyed E.T. on Atari, and guest host Chris aka Gatorsax has a mysterious profession only the most astute listeners will be able to figure out! We also discuss the late Billy Corgan, MST3K, Shadowrun Returns, Half Minute Hero, Rock Band nostalgia, how we need another Bushnell, PAX South vs MAGFest, eating M&M's in a cave, amusemen...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 035 - Radio Disneytoid! In this episode Aaron's on vacation in Florida and is joined by his brother Phil aka WiiAreError and pre-sister-in-law Elleka aka SilkenSails. We discuss our favorite Disney games/movies/shows, Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls, Final Fantasy XIV, the Wii U, Titanfall, Hearthstone, guild drama, South Park: The Stick of Truth, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and a seven-year-old reviews Goat Simulator! We also talk about the DisneyQuest arcade, lizard t...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 034 - ConorElsea.com ! In this Native American-themed episode: Aaron sticks it to Verizon, Kyle has been luftrausing, Conor has a new homepage at ConorElsea.com , and guest host JackShadow shares her favorite Forums and PAX adventures! We also discuss Jack's upcoming radio show, Minecraft obsessions, Prison Architecting, FIRE BAD, impersonating a technowizard, creepy white people, upcoming NARPS, twitter activism, slow versus fast zombies, and Facebook buying Occ...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 033 - Race the Flush! In this episode: Aaron terrifies his child, Kyle has Dark Souls II madness, Conor is done with corgis, and returning guest host BobbyRobbBob AKA TriplZer0 shares his history as a Spice Girl! We also talk about where Portland gets its meth, Steamboxes, being crescent fresh, Kickstarters, memorable Zelda moments, praising Lord Helix, The Last Guardian, tips for podcasting, the Dtoid community event at PAX East, bad customer service and retail ...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 032 - Songs for Suicide Girls to Strip To! In this episode: Aaron tries not to starve, Kyle demands more mountain goats in games, Conor is still talking about World of Warcraft, and guest host Dan AKA Nihil shares his favorite Werewolf memories. We also talk about mysterious bar cats, online games lost to time, movies based on games, playing Gameboy on the toilet until our legs go numb, how to earn the Eighth Anniversary badge, Jesus Christ what the fuck waffles ...
Here's Radio Destructoid Episode 031 - Bad Secret Santa! In this episode: Aaron blursts all over Minotaur China Shop, Kyle has no idea how to MMO, Conor tells us about his days spent as a galley slave, and guest host Darren AKA Dexter345 freaking loves space. We also talk about how everyone's out of fucks for Layton, our favorite things to murder in video games, stupid IAPs in games, secondhand cock rings, our spirit animals, and why you should be playing Werewolf. Plus a new Masterspam Theatre ...
Here's Radio Destructoid (née Communitoid) Episode 030 - COMMUNITOID evolved into RADIO D! In this episode: Aaron got an awesome hoodie, Conor experiments with adulthood, Kyle has a pretty voice, and Rick hates Journey. We also talk about weirdos in online games, early access titles, how much we love indie games, the "are games art?" question, obsolete technology, Steam sales and Humble Bundles, blood thieves, and the secret of Mxy's sexiness. Also, HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BECCY! Listen, enjoy, and ...
Here's Communitoid Episode 029 - Romcom Voltron! In this episode: Andy cheats on us with Podtoid, Aaron rabbles about almost-frozen Cokes like an insane person, Conor has the MAGFlu, new regular host Kyle paid $40 to make girls squeal, and guest host Eric aka MuddBstrd loves boner dick potato sauce. We also discuss MAGFest, how awesome the Dreamcast was, pronouncing .GIF, balloon TARDISes, and chaining people up against their will. Plus there's a new MasterSpam Theatre from Joanna! Enjoy! We've ...
Here's Communitoid Episode 028 - Live from MAGFest 12! Conor and Aaron talk with bunches of Dtoiders (and the occasional random stranger), smoke with cigarettes, and get progressively more drunk throughout the show! Topics include the community panel, who threw up in the shower, cosplaying air hockey players, karaoke, possible prostitutes, cameltoe-inspired indie games, Starkey's penis, paying it forward, broken games in the arcade, addiction, and why MAGFest is so awesome. Enjoy! Check out the ...
Here's Communitoid Episode 027 - Touched by an Uncle! In this episode: Andy's bitter that he's dead, Aaron talks about the time he narrowly avoided a probable monkey attack while dressed as Santa, Conor mancrushes on Marc Maron (LOCK THE GATES!), and our new co-host Rick AKA KingFoom plays way more videogames than the rest of us. We also discuss It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, some rip-off of Ninja Fishing on Android, community chess and pokemon tourneys, playing mind-games with strangers in ...
Here's Communitoid Episode 026 - Social Justice For Camels! In this Giant-Size episode: Aaron is too much of a wuss to play Team Fortess 2, Joanna is a quitter, Conor sings us the song of his people, Andy advocates stealing children, and Jim AKA OpiumHerz teaches us some German-talk . We also discuss scat porn, ponder why God hasn't created real-life Pokemon, Having no mouths and being unable to scream, making the community more awesome, censorship in games, and awesome game manuals. Sorry about...
