Here's Communitoid Episode 025 - The Calvining! In this extremely belated episode: Aaron has his morals tested by Papers, Please, Joanna doesn't get the Stanley Parable, Conor wants to see his mother emotionally crushed by The Walking Dead, and Peter AKA KingSigy wakes some winds in HD. We also discuss how Heavy Rain is a bad game, how Fables: A Wolf Among Us Episode One is a great game, creepers in online games, NES Four Score/SNES Multitap titles, and having our wisdom teeth out. Enjoy! ATTENT...
Dec 08, 2013•2 hr 24 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 024 - IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY! In this episode Aaron gets hooked on Sleepy Hollow, Joanna celebrates her Lazer Anniversary, Conor realizes he hates jam bands, and Andy shows up eventually. We also discuss Steven King, Conor pitches a gritty Super Mario Bros. reboot, Mxy sings, we learn about sounding, and IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY! Enjoy! Break song: "Eddie" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show as performed by Mxy & Friends ( http://weirdochurch.com/podcasts-2/rocky-horror-radio-s...
Nov 05, 2013•2 hr 1 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 023 - Battletaints! In this episode Joanna's meth cooking scheme fails to come together, Conor gets beer in his nose, Aaron describes how the Power Glove was literally bad, and guest host Brian AKA Isay Isay is obsessed with clicking cookies. We also discuss Parks & Rec, our favorite moments playing sandbox games, videogame commercials, games that creep us out, and how much it would suck to lose both thumbs. Enjoy! Break song: Coaster (If I Ruled The World) by Adam...
Oct 12, 2013•1 hr 54 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 022 - Nailed it! In this episode Joanna becomes a soccer mom and tries not to starve, Beccy visits stately Wayne Manor, Conor shoots us all in the face, Aaron won't stop making podcasts, and guest host Eric AKA Swishiee AKA the StreetPass Monster tells us about the time he watched Gobun poop. We also welcome a shit-ton of noobs, discover that Conor might be unkillable, and find out Beccy's dad is a total badass. Plus lots of PAX stories! Enjoy! Break song: Isle O Hagz ...
Sep 26, 2013•2 hr 22 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 021 - Live from PAX! In this episode Conor and Beccy (and sometimes Josh) interview community members during the Dtoid party at GameWorks in Seattle! With guest appearences by lots and lots of Dtoiders! Sound quality is about what you'd expect from a recording made by drunk people during a barcade party at a gaming convention. I'm super-depressed I wasn't there! Follow us @Communitoid ( http://twitter.com/communitoid ) on Twitter and join our Facebook group! ( http://w...
Sep 11, 2013•1 hr 27 min
Just in time for your PAX trip, here's Communitoid Episode 020 - That One Time That Nun Bought You a Dildo! In this episode Andy urinates in his backyard, Conor got grinded on by a creepy old guy at a gay bar and later had sex, Aaron thinks cheddar biscuits are fucking awesome, Joanna is too tired to stop our shenanigans, and guest host Jerry AKA Bling Pringles hasn't read the Bibley but he took a picture of a dog. We also talk about getting married in MMOs, DuckTales (WHOO-HOO!), fight sticks, ...
Aug 29, 2013•2 hr 14 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 019 - The Epitome of Linear! In this episode Joanna played SO MANY VIDEOGAMES, Conor is banned from talking about Animal Crossing, Aaron is a terrible rocket scientist, and guest host Addison aka Crackity Jones uncovers the secret beekeeper/fencer alliance. We also talk about mysterious old Asian men pointing to the back of WalMart, COCK SLAP, why survivor horror games aren't as good as they used to be, the Brournal Mark II making its debut, and OMG LIVE COMMUNITOID AT...
Aug 12, 2013•2 hr 5 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 018 - Blowjobs from a Dog Playing a Guitar! In this episode Conor talks about his white-boy dreads, Aaron is like a dumb thing billowing forward, and guest host Jamie aka jodaniel3 talks about how his father forced him to play videotapes as a child. We also give you Organ Trail strategies from people who haven't actually beat the game yet, we tiptoe around spoilers for The Walking Dead: 400 Days, Conor puts up a $100 bounty for a hummer from K.K. Slider, we pronounce S...
Jul 29, 2013•1 hr 36 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 017 - Chuffed! In this stupid-long episode Jo bought a new car and didn't even get a pizza, Conor went on an adventure with his pet tiger, Andy's new book Children's Songs of the Boner Sleep Fairy should be out in 2014, Beccy is sleeeepy, Aaron is a terrible role model for virtual children, and guest host ScottyG has some strong opinions about Phil Fish. We also talk about where to get clean needles, evading gypsy attacks, the mysterious ways of Canadian and British pe...
Jul 16, 2013•2 hr 52 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 016 - The Great Heest! This episode Aaron believes a man can fly and cause hundreds of millions of dollars in property damage, Jo talks about hitting balls, Conor survives a blue screen of death and beer cans some booze sodas, Andy will eat anything, and guest host BobbyRobbBobb AKA TriplZer0 AKA R.S. Hunter tells us about his novel The Exile's Violin and what it's like to be a writer man and expert party planner! We also talk about romancing NPCs, virtual rampages, ou...
Jul 01, 2013•2 hr 22 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 015 - Platymus Loves Dtroid! This time Aaron gets a contact high from playing Hotline Miami, Jo was too sick to videogame something, Conor tells us spooky stories, and guest host Levi AKA ZombiePlatypus treats us with an Octodad-themed Werewolf recap! Also, we talk about Arrested Development season four, how much we hate Wesley Crusher, how terrisome Super Mario Bros. The Movie was, and eating placenta. Keep listening after the closing theme to hear us talk about naked...
Jun 17, 2013•2 hr 43 min
Here's Communitoid Episode 014 - Master Philatelist! For the first time in Communitoid history, we have two guest hosts for double the pleasure and double the fun! This episode Jo's space ship is finally complete, Conor tries to make "Chris Cartering" a thing, Aaron can't talk good, guest host Neal aka djnealb aka djpuppy reveals that the DJ is a lie, and guest host Josh aka IcarusKills tells us about the time they smashed a lamp with Jon St. John. Also Conor and Josh give each other birthday sp...
May 25, 2013•2 hr 24 min
It's Communitoid Episode 013 - Sour Cream, Mayonnaise, AIDS! This week Conor prepares for some D&D with fellow Dtoiders, Jo resists the urge to get verbally naked, Aaron shirks his duty, Andy's image miraculously begins appearing throughout Destructoid, and guest host / hug expert JJ McCallum recalls the time he fiddled with Conor's taint. Also JJ & Aaron get yelled at for not having played The Walking Dead yet, Panzadolphin56 recaps the Snatcher-themed Werewolf game, and we learn some B...
May 14, 2013•1 hr 52 min
It's Communitoid Episode 012 - The Legend of the Scion of the House of Kerfluffer! This week Jo shockingly plays a game that isn't Mass Effect (don't worry, she's also playing through Mass Effect again), Aaron learns not to drink an entire fishbowl margarita before the show, and guest host JohnnyViral explains how he became known as the angriest man in gaming and reveals his current obsession with cream soda. We also discuss setting Necros on fire, the Star Wars and the Star Treks, we name an in...
Apr 26, 2013•2 hr 18 min
It's Communitoid Episode 011 - The Grossest Fellatio Ever! This week Conor joins the Dungeons & Dragons forums, Andy meets his vocal doppelganger, Jo has a geocaching adventure and battles a skunk, Aaron is baffled that nobody knows who Zartan is, and guest host Ben "AgentMOO" shares his experiences as an indie game developer. We also talk about piracy, kickstarters, next-gen consoles, and whether or not Robocop still has a penis. Plus some delightful Masterspam Theatre and tons of Listener ...
Apr 12, 2013•2 hr 34 min
As was foretold by prophecy, here is the all-Dude Bro Communitoid Episode 010 - Sausage Fest. In this episode, Aaron is exhausted, Conor turns into a robot and promises to give money to the children, Andy endorses giving alcohol to the children, and guest host Scott (aka ArcticFox, Esq.) lays some knowledge down on the Persona/Shin Megami Tensei games. No Joanna this week means nobody to keep us in line, so we get sidetracked by 80's nostaliga almost immediately, then later on things get super h...
Mar 25, 2013•1 hr 36 min
For your listening ambivalence, here is Communitoid Episode 009 - Circumstances Lead to Mannequin Apocalypse. Our guest host is Digtastik! On this show, Conor's Halo 4 clan sucks, Jo brags once again about her team of science experts, Dig is 100% confirmed for PAX Prime, and Aaron should probably be concerned about how much his kiddo enjoys burning things. Also, we're still looking for submissions for our Communitoid Forums badge, and Conor and Aaron agree: everyone on Communitoid are assholes. ...
Mar 08, 2013•2 hr 1 min
Hey everybody! Here is Communitoid Episode 008 - Lattes and Salmon Linguine. Featuring Destructoid contributor and alledged community member Kyle "Cadtalfryn" MacGregor! This episode we switch up the show order a bit in the never-ending quest for podcast perfection, Joanna and her husband saved science, Andy actually didn't hate Dead Space 3, and Aaron gushes about how cute axolotls are. Also none of us are certain if Dtoid IRC still exists or not, and we have free stuff to give away for those u...
Feb 25, 2013•2 hr 6 min
Take heed mortals, it's Communitoid Episode 007 - Stabbing Kittens in Self Defense! Ready your ear holes to be amazed as Joanna drinks too many Smirnoff Ices and reveals she's never seen Blade Runner, Conor loves Binary Domain and is enraged that it wasn't better received, Aaron tries to make "Japanesey" a word, and Andy shows up eventually to fret about whether or not Dead Space 3 will suck. Also, Mxy and Zodiac try to instigate a Dtoid Community civil war and we talk about how to scam lonely d...
Feb 06, 2013•1 hr 50 min
Finally, Communitoid has come back to the Internets! In the long-awaited episode 006 - The Donk Danger Zone, Mxy's kiddo makes a surprise appearance, Zodiac got the awesomest Christmas present ever from her hubby, Bloodspray confirms that ChillyBilly is a pretty rad dude, and special guest host Cataract talks about MAGFest, indie games, and explains where wizards come from. Also, we talk about MMOs for a while, have a disagreement about Nutella, and suffer MYSTERIOUS AUDIO DIFFICULTIES. Sorry ag...
Jan 29, 2013•1 hr 54 min
Here's the slightly longer than usual Communitoid Episode 005 - Do You Even Lift? This week Joanna experienced the glory of jump kicking zombies, Conor gives Aaron the perfect plan for a holiday suicide note, Andy's net connection is terrible and he hates you all, and guest host StriderHoang doubts you even lift. We also talk about the Anita "Starkid" Sarskeesian controversy for the first and last time ever. Enjoy the final Communitoid ever due to the upcoming Mayan Apocalypse! SPOILER ALERT! We...
Dec 16, 2012•2 hr 14 min
Hey, it's Communitoid Episode 004 - CHRISTMAAASSS! Gather around and listen as Conor describes his prerequisites for fursuit sex, Joanna explains her family tradition of making zombie apocalypse survival plans, Aaron sings one word from his favorite Christmas song, and Ali D reveals that he makes quite a bit of toast. Also, this show got edited late so if you hear the Price is Right fail horns that means YOU GET NOTHING. Opening and Closing themes by Adam AcH ( http://www.bravebeat.com http://so...
Dec 03, 2012•1 hr 36 min
Welcome to Communitoid 003.5 - Short Round! This week's show is shorter than usual, since it's a holiday and shit. Aaron and Conor talk about Telltale's The Walking Dead, Klingon death metal, a Kaiju fighting game you should help fund, and even some community stuff! Hope you enjoy, and have a safe Turkey Day! Opening and Closing themes by Adam AcH ( http://www.bravebeat.com and http://soundcloud.com/ach-cue ) Show logo by the invincible ZombiePlatypus Thanks for listening! Follow us @Communitoid...
Nov 21, 2012•41 min
EPISODE THREE OF COMMUNITOID IN YOUR FACE! In this episode Jon "Changston" Chang joins us and classes up the place, Andy decided his pregnant wife is more important that the rest of us, Jo is fucking amazing, Beccy is very serious about the order of Pokemon evolutions, Conor was sober, and Mxy hypothetically offers to make the ultimate sacrifice. Also, we made it a whole episode without any spoilers! Enjoy! PS: Some of the community meet-up stuff we talked about will already be happening by the ...
Nov 10, 2012•1 hr 31 min
Finally, here's the belated second episode of Communitoid! Mega huge thanks to everyone who listened and gave us feedback on episode one! We try to suck less this time around. In this show Beccy is sleeeeeepy, Conor can't words, Jo is mastering the ancient art of aikido, Andy's impending baby has a penis, and Mxy is the person you should blame for this episode being tardy. Please enjoy the new and slightly improved Communitoid! HERE THERE BE SPOILERS! Spoilers from 1:31:40 to 1:31:44 because Con...
Oct 28, 2012•1 hr 52 min
Oh hi Dtoid community! Please enjoy the first episode of Communitoid. It's a podcast, about the community and other things! We talked about wtf a Communitoid is, stuff we've been played/watched/read this week, Beccy makes the Yanks affect British accents, Mxy forgets that the name of the actress in Jeff Who Lives At Home and Commando is Rae Dawn Chong, Andy professes his love for M. Night Shyamalan's Signs, Jo makes some spam sound classy, we all make fun of how Conor says words... Jeeze, just l...
Oct 11, 2012•2 hr 13 min
