🍷🍷Hi, I have no affiliation with any indigenous tribes, however I do feel strongly about turning the Great Wall of China into a rollercoaster. I went to war but got kicked out because I argued too much. While I was there I bombed the ocean floor and shot at Mexico for target practice inciting an international incident. I've also taken notes while other people had period sex....do you want to join my cult?
Apr 12, 2022•46 min•Season 2Ep. 44
🍷🍷 To the tune of "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls----- You shed your sperm- To make it all younger--- I want your sperm - Lets bypass my filter--- I need your sperm- In my cervical glacier--- I'll upsuck your sperm To inseminate better------ I don't want jizz from anybody else- When I think about it I touch myself --Oooo oooo -- I don't want jizz from anybody else- Oh No Oh No Oh No
Apr 05, 2022•2 hr 25 min•Season 2Ep. 44
🍷🍷 In which a wimpy-ass poisoner of sex workers tries to take credit for the Ripper murders as he's about to hang...or possibly makes an embarrassing bodily confession, it's hard to say.
Mar 29, 2022•40 min•Season 2Ep. 43
🍷Some dude did some very un-noteworthy things a million years ago. These things did not at all invent a genre of crime or inspire psychologists, historians, and criminologists or baffle researchers to this day. This episode is completely gore-less and centers around a group of young women who lived in peace and harmony in the beautiful rolling hills of the Whitechapel district in London. Sharing soap and gossip, they lived happily into a peaceful old age. Oh hang on. I'm being told that everyon...
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 42
🍷🍷 (To the tune of I Believe from The Book of Mormon) I belieeeeeeeeve that Joyce Mckinney kidnapped Kurt---- I belieeeeeeve that Joyce Mckinney raped him also as well---And I believe that this woman has a serious case of erotomanic delusional disorder---I am a podcaster---and dang it a podcaster just belieeeeeves.
Mar 15, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 2Ep. 41
🍷 ( To the tune of Triflin' by Keyshia Cole) He might say he means well But you can't fool Belle, she can tell You're triflin'
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 40
🍷 Her name was Sarah She was a poisoner Said she had dreams about the crimes We've seen it a thousand times
Mar 01, 2022•50 min•Season 2Ep. 39
🍷Just kidding, this one is about all the possible ways to die on the Oregon Trail: Measles Snakebite Exhaustion Typhoid Cholera Dysentery Drowning Accidental Gunshot Wounds Too stupid to run when you see a brain-covered tarp hanging in your Spiritualist Grocer's home...
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 38
🍷🍷🍷🍷Dear Darla----I hate your stinkin guts---you make me vomit----you are the society for cutting up males between my toes----Love, Alfalfa PS We solved the government. Get on our level.
Feb 15, 2022•1 hr 53 min•Season 2Ep. 37
🍷🍷🍷What does a vagina need to do to get some goddamn respect around here? Poor O'Doole, he never saw it coming.
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 36
🍷When one murders and defiles a corpse, it is best practice to subsequently bash the corpse about the head so as to avoid the unfortunate business of the corpse popping back to life.
Feb 01, 2022•39 min•Season 2Ep. 35
🍷Ellen: Oh god a positive one? Ugh I'm bored already.
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 2Ep. 34
🍷🍷Why didja kill them? Why were ya messy? What is your deal, man? Cotton-eyed Jesse
Jan 18, 2022•56 min•Season 2Ep. 33
🍷🍷Welcome to our first re-record! If you loved this episode when you could barely hear it then you'll probably hate this one since we are completely clear....If you're a new listener, gird your loins this episode has EVERYTHING- Schnapps, Pirin tablets, cannibals', early internet Chatrooms.... a guy who wants his dick bit off. A guy who wants his dick bit off? You know, it's that thing of when a kids dick kills his mother and he needs to get rid of the murder weapon.
Jan 11, 2022•2 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 32
🍷🍷Laudanum: Once hailed as the "Poor Child's Nurse," it's no longer just for Bright's Disease! Use laudanum with wild abandon to cure insomnia, headaches, menstrual cramps, and treat colicky babies! (do not use Laudanum if you are currently experiencing psychotic breaks or experience an erection to terrible old timey written pornography. Laudanum may induce murderous tendencies and should not be taken in conjunction with alcohol.) See your doctor or pharmacist to see if Laudanum is right for y...
Jan 04, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 2Ep. 31
Guess who's back....back again....PsychHoes is back.....tell a friend.-----We unceremoniously disappeared after 30 episodes but we are back for Season 2, because OBVIOUSLY 30 episodes is a whole season....DUH, our hiatus was totally on purpose ::wink wink:: We are back with a new look, new audio, new "studio"....same hosts. Look for our first episode dropping January 4th, 2022. Have a drink and start the new year with us, the PsychHoes!
Dec 12, 2021•2 min
🍷🍷 No clever title, no clever description, just an episode about Mel Gibson and why he is still acknowledged in any way by Hollywood and society as a whole. If you don't care at all about this at least stick around for the dramatic re-enactment. I do my best, but Ellen kills it.
Aug 16, 2021•2 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Did she invent the vampire facial or was she the victim of douchelords? The world, literally, will never know.
Aug 09, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 29
🍷🍷🍷They had it comin'--They had it comin'--No one wants to cure the sick--Because you cost money--So sorry honey-- Here's some oatmeal with arsenic
Aug 02, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 28
🍷🍷🍷 They climbing up a rock face-- they pushing your people off--tryin to kill em--so ya'll need to hide your bowels, hide your rocks, hide your bowels, hide your rocks, hide your bowels hide your rocks and hide your intestines cuz they eviscerating everyone up in here. --You don't have to come and confess, we looking for you we gon' find you we gon' find you and we will cut your head off, cut your head off, cut your head off home boy, home home home boy.
Jul 27, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 27
🍷🍷Have you ever just been filthy rich, minding your own business, when all of the sudden BOOM Kidnapped-- BOOM changed your name to Tania-- BOOM pardoned by the President? Yeah me either.
Jul 20, 2021•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 26
🍷Bill fucking Cosby. Overturned. So much anger.
Jul 13, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 25
🍷🍷🍷A framed photo of a sad, crying clown in an iron lung. I've always wanted one. --Rocko Rama
Jul 06, 2021•2 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 24
🍷In this episode we are talking about Physician Assisted Suicide. It's not one of the funnier episodes but it's a worthy topic of discussion. Proceed with caution.
Jun 29, 2021•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 32
🍷On this episode we are Keeping Up With the Kennedy Kurse. They have quite the story. Is it a curse? Probs not.
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 30
🍷Guess who's back---back again----Psychhoes is back----tell a friend!
Jun 15, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 29
🍷🍷🍷The sperm wanna be in the womb where it happens—The womb where it happens--The womb where it happens- No one really knows how we ovulate- how they get the egg- how the baby gets made, we just assume that it happens—because no one else is in the womb when it happens
May 25, 2021•2 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 23
🍷🍷Everyone is probably familiar with the story....but do they know what Aqua Teen Hunger Force has to do with it?
May 18, 2021•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 24
🍷Sleepwalking? Maybe (fake maybe). Guilty? Absofuckinglutely.
May 11, 2021•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 23
🍷🍷This is the story of some wives--Whose husband's fell asleep and ended their lives---And while it seems the jury's buying it--I absolutely think it's--All bullshit.
May 04, 2021•2 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 20
