Episode 45: When you're a bland-ass basic-ass bitch you have to go full bore

🍷🍷Hi, I have no affiliation with any indigenous tribes, however I do feel strongly about turning the Great Wall of China into a rollercoaster.  I went to war but got kicked out because I argued too much.  While I was there I bombed the ocean floor and shot at Mexico for target practice inciting an international incident.  I've also taken notes while other people had period sex....do you want to join my cult?