🍷🍷🍷🍷 How does anyone still live in London!? We’re in the 1960s now but people are still getting murdered left and right. And dismembered. And they are all innocent and lovely women who are in the sex trade. HAVE THE POLICE LEARNED NOTHING?!?!?!?
🍷🍷 Welcome to your afternoon tour of the Thames! To your left, you’ll see bloody stumps lapping up against the bridge bricks. Look quickly or you’ll miss it! To your right, you’ll see someone’s facial features floating by! Those crazy med students…
🍷🍷🍷 Lessons to take away from this episode: don't be too good at things or you will get all soaped up and maimed; don't threaten your boyfriend with suicide if he doesn't marry you, it won't end well; it is possible to convince a famous national treasure to marry you when you stalk him onto a ship even if you two don't have a language in common; don't marry aforementioned ship stalker because she will use you, work you ragged so she can feel rich, and then she will just leave you alone living...
🍷🍷🍷 We're headed East with an episode about the Wests They're all awful and none of their decisions make any sense I'd like to say this is a cautionary tale but I'm not sure anyone in their right minds would ever find themselves in these situations...
🍷🍷🍷🍷 (to the tune of Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran) Mental illness abounds---It's on the hunt it's after her---Incest all around, that isn't allowed-- So she's unstable like the Woolf---She's lost in her mind ---has milk by the pint-- but it's on the hunt it's after her----Can't stay alive, she doesn't feel fine---because she's unstable like the Woolf
🍷🍷🍷 Murder Castle? More like Misapprehension Castle, amirite?!
🍷🍷🍷🍷In the first of this 2-part series, we take a look at a young Mudgett, introduce the cast of characters (and by "characters" we mean idiots, wives, and a select few who were both). Plus, we make a whole stink over his childhood nickname.
🍷 Dressed like a girl by your mother? Rejected from the army for bad eyesight? Go fight bulls! Better yet be a journalist, but make it war. Even better YET, be a journalist but indulge in international espionage and manage to fake join the Navy better than L. Ron Hubbard did actually joining the Navy. The best of all...write A LOT about hair and have everyone call you Papa.
🍷🍷 According to cannibals, humans taste like pork but are a little more bitter and stronger. Cannibals living on the Marquesas Islands of Polynesia call human meat "long pig" - so enjoy this episode about literal pork 'n beans.
🍷🍷🍷 When life gets hard- you're clearly a mistake all of your siblings are at least 10 years older than you, you're Jewish where they don't like Jews, your dad takes your two brothers over to America and leaves you with two women and then when he finally sends for you he has the nerve to die shortly after-----drink, rage, and paint rectangles.
🍷 Hear the sordid tale of the Winchester House like you've never heard it before! That is, with facts and devoid of all the drama and ghosts. It turns out the truth is kinda lame...Beautiful house, though!
🍷...and the dreams that Mom's dare to dream, they will make come true----Someday they'll wish upon a star, and birth a daughter who will be Dorothy---Sedatives will make them drop, after speed makes them pop---that's what happened to poor Judy
*** In another episode of Amylynn sucks, this episode was supposed to be our second episode of the season however I did a dumb thing and the first episode needs to be re-recorded (for the second time). So, I said we'd release 1/3...so here we are.**** ***Update, trying to correct the clusterfuck so now this is the second episode of the season. Lo siento.*** 🍷 🍷 🍷 Just when you thought we were taking a break from institutional racism, we delve into the wild world of an incompetent journalist a...
🍷🍷🍷🍷I'm your husband, we both do the same thing but CLEARLY my career is much more promising than yours because I have a dick sooooo you can be my literary agent. Matter fact, lets move to the English countryside where I can complete my works in isolation. ACTUALLY I'm gonna go live with my girlfriend and leave you alone with our 2 kids....good luck staying alive.
According to Spotify, in 2022, we created 2,783 minutes of new content. For those of you keeping score....that's more than 97% of other creators in our category. We are kind of a big deal. Season 3 will be no different, might even be longer!! We kept you waiting, but we are back and dropping episode 61....January 3, 2023. Gird your loins!
🍷🍷🍷We never wanted to be in the podcast business, we have always said that, it's just not something we ever wanted. It called to us because we are the foremost authority on what makes a good podcast. We've won the Olympics of Podcasting. We can see what you're digesting through your skin. We've made 60 episodes and just shy of $20. Tweal San, she never wanted to be in the spiritual business....she's made youtube videos, written novels and charges thousands of dollars for her Completion Proces...
🍷🍷🍷🍷Don't piss on my head and tell me the old man who is well-known to exclusively writes checks has a safe worth thousands! Some people are just born bad and my toner is low.
🍷🍷🍷🍷This episode is brought to you by Democracy, Monarchy, and Theology. Unable to hear the drums, without which we can't tell when to end, we were reminded of the words of Alexandre Dumas: "Forward! Still forward! When it shall be time, God will tell us, as he has told the others." Spoiler alert: He never told us.
🍷🍷An episode fruit salad, this one has it all! Racist pathologists, sleep Dashing, a mysterious skin dazeem, and a sociornithologist.
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🍷 Doctor: Hey, you should stop crashing your car into things, you keep getting concussions. If you have ONE MORE crash you'll end up in a coma.------Husband: Drive your car really fast into that wall over there, it our religion it's what we do....it'll be totally fine.
🍷 BrokeMama1: how much do you like dogs?--- DreamWeaverGrey: How much do I like dogs?--- BrokeMama1: do you like dogs?--- DreamWeaverGrey: Yes I do.--- Talking about dogs is a lot of fun, but let's move on.--- Want to talk about your butt again?
🍷🍷I've heard this somewhere before...don't help me, I'll get it...hang on... A murderous family running a slaughterhouse, I mean tavern, along the Oregon Trail. They're stealing money, they're dumping people in trapdoors, they're running away. Yeah...yeah I've heard all this somewhere before...
🍷🍷🍷🍷 If you wanna hear a combination Brauslyn™ (British/Australian/Brooklyn) accent....this is the episode for you!! Also some British kids nicknamed themselves (translated to American) Pussy and Nicotine.
🍷🍷🍷...it's OK though. It was one of those useless old people. Caressed the shit out of 'em while they died. It was thrilling.
🍷🍷🍷The only good thing about this episode is the name Bhopal. Bhopal says: listen to this episode.
🍷🍷🍷 Tale as old as time---Poisoned with strychnine---Change the will and call a priest.
🍷🍷🍷🍷CASE REPORT: A dick thief, a corpse, and a Frenchmen walk into a bar.....oh have you heard this one before?
🍷🍷 Omg, Gretchen. Stop trying to make ritualistic child abuse happen. It is NOT going to happen!
🍷What causes a person to commit such crimes as the Demon of the Belfry did in 1895? Gotta be orgies. It always is.
