We're taking a break folks! We'll be back occasionally with new episodes, but won't be publishing every week. Thanks for all the support! http://projectrant.com This marks the first time an author of the rant actually appears on the show. Enjoy! Actor: Kelli Bland Author/Actor: Courtney Salinas
http://projectrant.com This waitress has a tip for you geezers: Stop being such cheap bastards. Actor: Beth Puorro
http://projectrant.com This is what kitchen sinks were made for. Ok, we even grossed ourselves out with that one. Actor: Kacey Samiee Director: Shiraz Jafri
http://projectrant.com If you use lettuce as a filler, this guy will become a killer. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
http://projectrant.com Only witches should give the evil eye. You're not a witch, but you rhyme with one, so give it up. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Director: Rafael Ruiz
http://projectrant.com Texting while dining is a serial problem. Actors: Kacey Samiee and Robert Lambert Director: Shiarz Jafri
http://projectrant.com Thank god they banned smoking in the gym... or we'd all be dead. Actor: Aaron Alexander
http://projectrant.com If you're a bully, we have a suggestion for you. Stay away from this ranter. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison Director: Rafael Ruiz
http://projectrant.com This lady digs flix, but if you don't shut-up she's gonna hit you with a stick. Actor: Hilah Johnson
http://projectrant.com Post coital follicle criticisms are not cool. Actor: T. Lynn Mikeska Directed by: Rafael Ruiz
http://projectrant.com I'll get cancer, you'll have a heart attack. Hey, we all lose, so leave me alone! Kids, seriously don't smoke hamburgers. It's bad for you. Actor: Kim Adams
http://projectrant.com This guy is exploding because someone snagged his protection. Actor: Gopal Bidari Directed by: Gopal Bidari
http://projectrant.com If you hit forward and then send, this rant is for you! Actor: Jolyn Janis
http://projectrant.com We wrote a better description, but it was too long. Actor: Michelle Keffer
http://projectrant.com No. Not that kind of stolen plant. Pothead. Actor: Aimee Thomas
http://projectrant.com To watch this rant you have to hold down the play button and twist slowly. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
http://projectrant.com Actor: Jolyn Janis
http://projectrant.com We had a great joke about a bagel, but there was a hole in it. Actor: Michelle Keffer
http://projectrant.com If you interrupt the prof reading a sonnet, I'll put a bullet in your bonnet. Actor: Rob Rowland
http://projectrant.com This lady would have been happier being raised by wolves. Actor: Aimee Thomas
http://projectrant.com If you're buying food at a movie theater it should go into your mouth not onto the floor! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.
http://projectrant.com If you ever have lived on the bottom floor of an apartment complex, this rant is for you. Actor: Joe Hartman
http://projectrant.com Anger level? Going up! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.
http://projectrant.com Arriving at divorce in point five miles. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
http://projectrant.com 42-12-7-22-33-3 in bed. Whoops sorry. Read the wrong side there. Actor: Ben Wolfe
http://projectrant.com Here's a fashion rule we can all agree on. Actor: Libby Dees
http://projectrant.com Yeah, we started making web-shows way before it was cool to, you know. Actor: Wayne Alan Brenner
http://projectrant.com THis rant comes with a $25 co-pay. Actor: David F. Jones Director: Rafael Ruiz
http://projectrant.com Sorry for publishing this on 4/21. We're just chronically late. Actor: Michelle Keffer
http://projectrant.com No really, what's a treelawn? Actor: Jen Brown
