RANT 120: Open Mouth Chewing Cube Mate
You have an eating disorder. The correct order is to put food in your mouth and then close it. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison
Apr 07, 2011•1 min
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"Real Words Made... Realer" Project Rant takes anonymous online posts and recreates them for your entertainment.
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Mail Bag 003: The Show Is Canceled
Thanks folks, but we quit. Actor: Cliff Wildman
Apr 01, 2011•2 min
RANT 119: Invisible Golf Club Swingers
http://projectrant.com ; What's you're invisible golf handicap? Actor: Chris Loveless
Mar 31, 2011•1 min
RANT 118: Dear Father Of Mine
http://projectrant.com A son's discourse to his father who is keeping him from having intercourse. Actor: Rob Rowland
Mar 24, 2011•1 min
RANT 117: Over Tan People
http://projectrant.com This rant goes out to all the fake n' bake folks out there. Actor: Libby Dees ;So, I get thats its important to get your vitamin D and all, but it is necessary to
Mar 17, 2011•51 sec
RANT 116: Duck Face
projectrant.com This guy is going to smack the quack out of you if he sees a pic of you with a duck face again! Actor: Joe Hartman
Mar 10, 2011•1 min
Mail Bag 002: Credit Your Cast and Crew!
projectrant.com This letter to Project: Rant focuses on our lack of crediting the talent in the show.
Mar 04, 2011•2 min
RANT 115: Lactose Intolerance
projectrant.com We have zero tolerance for lactose. Down with milk! Actor: Scot Friedman
Mar 03, 2011•1 min
RANT 114: No More 3D!
projectrant.com - Put on your red/blue glasses and get ready for an immersive rant! This guy wants his movies to be like Kansas - flat and affordable
Feb 24, 2011•2 min
RANT 113: I Hate Everyone
projectrant.com He forgot his parents. Oh wait, nevermind. Actor: Pete Asplund - Directed by Raf Ruiz
Feb 17, 2011•1 min
RANT 112: Pretentious Hobos
www.projectrant.com Q: How man hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Dude, the light bulb was way cooler before it changed. Actor: Mark Stewart
Feb 10, 2011•2 min
Mail Bag 001
So many angry emails about our crappy website. Well, bitch no more ranters and go to projectrant.com and find something new ;to vent about.
Feb 04, 2011•1 min
RANT 111: Dear Crafters
projectrant.com She's not crafty, but she's still your type. ; Actor: Hilah Johnson
Feb 02, 2011•2 min
RANT 110: To My Waitress
projectrant.com Finally, someone get's mad about people being nice. Actress: Ellie McBride
Jan 27, 2011•2 min
RANT 109: I Want Chicken Nuggets
www.projectrant.com What is an animal advocate doing in a McDonalds anyways? Actor: Robert Lambert
Jan 20, 2011•1 min
RANT 108: Television Ads
www.projectrant.com We'll return to your program after this brief RANT! Actor: Ben Wolfe
Jan 13, 2011•2 min
RANT 107: Erectile Dysfunction Spokeswoman
www.projectrant.com This lady thought long and hard about this rant! Actor: Kelli Bland
Jan 06, 2011•2 min
RANT 106: No, I Don't Know Where The Strip Club Is
www.projectrant.com A hotel clerk dresses down a guest for going on a naked quest. Actor: MIchelle Keffer
Dec 30, 2010•1 min
RANT 105: Attention Shoppers
www.projectrant.com Aisle blockers make this man want to check out. Actor: Shannon McCormick
Dec 23, 2010•1 min
RANT 104: Brown Nosing Ass Man
www.projectrant.com This is why the word ass is in assistant. Actor: Shannon Grounds
Dec 16, 2010•1 min
RANT 103: Talk To Me!
www.projectrant.com If you took the time to call, you should take the time to talk. Actor: Mark Stewart
Dec 09, 2010•58 sec
RANT 102: Telemarketer
www.projectrant.com ;This guy must use the mute button a lot.Actor: Jose Villarreal
Dec 02, 2010•1 min
RANT 101: Dear Pervert
www.projectrant.com The best way to deal with a pervert is a full frontal assault. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison
Nov 24, 2010•50 sec
RANT 100: Project: RANT Rant
http://projectrant.com Our favorite piece of hate-mail reenacted by Lowell Bartholomee.
Nov 18, 2010•2 min
RANT 099: Everything Is F*&%ed
This week's rant: animated rage. Animator: Paul Beck (A Scanner Darkly) Voice Actor: Lowell Bartholomee www.projectrant.com Real online posts recreated with professional actors.
Nov 10, 2010•1 min
RANT 098: Velcro Shoes
This man's views on shoes: They're fit to be tied. Actor: Joe Hartman http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors.
Nov 03, 2010•1 min
RANT 097: Dear New Owners
Happy Halloween! Actor: Hilah Johnson
Oct 28, 2010•2 min
RANT 096: Dear Med Student
You should be banned from med school if you do this... Actor: Martinique Duchene-Phillips http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors.
Oct 21, 2010•1 min
RANT 095: Auto-Flush
Toilets shouldn't be scary. Actor: Kelli Bland http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors. Auto-flush The other day, I was in a public restroom and overheard a woman trying to coax her terrified child into using the toilet despite it having an auto-flush. I’m with you sister. I don’t like being scared off of the toilet by a flush that sounds like a fucking drowning cat that's trying to claw its way out either. In fact, I’d like to meet the person who...
Oct 14, 2010•1 min
RANT 094: Bus Stop Stranger
It's a bus not a dating service, so stfu. Actor: Hilah Johnson http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors.
Oct 07, 2010•2 min
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