It’s Like a Famine in Here
David Cross said the N-word (with an AH), Derek defends Seinfeld, Ian & Phil say many hateful things.

David Cross said the N-word (with an AH), Derek defends Seinfeld, Ian & Phil say many hateful things.
We're back. Well, some of us. We are going to be making podcast for you. You will see. it coming
Hey buddy, you just blow everybody in Twink town?
Aurora is going elk hunting. Phil witnessed traffic death. Ian is mean to Derek about Minecraft. Wanna hear 2 episodes per week? Head on over to www.patreon.com/coldfeetpod
Just explain what is sooooo wrong with having a few beers and playing cards with my bros a 2 to 3 hundred times per month! www.patreon.com/coldfeetpod
What makes hims so magical?
The year is 1212 & god is sending her best & brightest little boys to politely ask the Saracens to return her son’s Cross.
The cows probably don’t welcome anyone
Ian died of AIDS, which is apparently the gayest thing you can do? Derek & Aurora press on into the void alone, learning many horrible things along the way :( Please consider helping us achieve our dream of sucking ass by going to patreon.com/lsld
Bears, vandalism, George Floyd
This episode is all about company bonding.
Do you wanna be in our foxhole??? Follow along at home for a lesson how how to interact with us in a way that doesn’t make u look like a little b*tch…
we didn’t know he was already dead, but at least he really lived. Everything we said on this episode, every single word, was a joke. We’re sowwy :/
We discuss our favorite marvel comedians, the global cabal, & depression. Also, jenny like definetly gave forrest aids right?
Derek isn’t doing so hot. Ian & Aurora try to help him by forcing him into an Illuminati humiliation ritual. Sit down, shoot up, & listen.
This is the “Fuck Ian” episode. Derek doesn’t have his medication & Aurora’s parents support her cam girl career.
Apparently Whale-Sharks are NOT mammals. Rather than being embarrassed by this factual mistake, Derek is going to use it as a learning experience. We are joined this week by friend of the pod & the only black man we know who cannot swim, Marcus!
monkeys wasnt meant to eat home made yogurt, even on Aurora’s birthday :/
On this episode, we discuss states’ rights. Featuring Edison!
Why come Rhinos got laid before Adam? God like straight up forgot 2 make bitches.
Goddamnit, we were born to kill. Ian flew to the sand place (sans box-cutter) to solve the crisis once & for all, so Derek & Aurora handled this one on their own. This is an older recording because right now we are too busy preparing for black history month.
Do your own research, we did!
Welcome to our end of the year, gang stalking, futanari extravaganza, end of the year big party bash! In this episode, the crew reads some Christmas fan fictions for you & Derek gets upset. We done hope you brought your own snacks.
Oh, it's just a walrus and you can see its asshole. There we are folks; this is the show now folks. Head on over to www.patreon.com/lsld for the gentile version of this episode.
Only the strong survive <3 www.patreon.com/lsld Use code "lsldpod" at mammothheadwear.com for a sweet discount on a big 'ol hat.
Monk cat never kills. Www.patreon.com/lsld got a big head to hold that big brain? Go to www.mammothheadwear.com and use code "lsldpod" at checkout
We are trying to break a generational curse: Our son is autistic and he has like, no brains at all? www.patreon.com/lsld
Grab a smoked turkey leg & watch these two fatsos fight to the death.
Ten points to Gryfindoor! www.patreon.com/LSLD
Eventually, we will pay for our sins. Put it on our tab.