So much has changed in the world since we recorded this. much lvoe all peace no more bomb If you want to hear the full episode: 1. Sneak into your mom's room, reach in her purse & grab that ornate wallet your dad bought her from Guatamala before he gambled away your college fund & ran away with that lot lizard (also from guatamala). 2. Hop onto your computer with uninhibited internet access & go to www.patreon.com/lsld, then pick one of those fun little tiers we have on there. 3. Ent...
Nov 03, 2023•4 min
This episode may seem to indicate LSLD doesn’t “trust the science,” or is actively spreading vaccine “disinformation.” But, that is simply NOT true. We were just goofin. In fact, Derek believes in the vaccine soooo much that he purchased multiple fake ids just so he could go back & get more jabs to be extra safe.
Oct 25, 2023•54 min
Rora & D.G. are joined by good pal Matt as they learn fun new facts about the world around them! The Bodi tribe where size really does matter? ✓ Woman seeking worm? ✓ A shitty form of Edward Said's Orientalism? ✓ D.G. morphing into a cornered chihuahua? ✓ If you want to hear the uncensored cut: 1. Sneak into your mom's room, reach in her purse & grab that ornate wallet your dad bought her from Guatamala before he gambled away your college fund & ran away with that lot lizard (also fr...
Oct 12, 2023•1 hr 12 min
Ian & D.G. take it easy on this one. They discuss ethnic cuisine, the framing of Gary Busey, & the best Jeff Bridges' movies of all time. Hate the beeps? Wanna hear words instead? Head on over to www.patreon.com/lsld
Oct 05, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Apparently, Picasso participated in the bukkake of conjoined twins? There's a lot going on in this one, including Rora making D.G. watch graphic pornographic material. Head on over to our patreon for the full episode.
Sep 30, 2023•13 min
Ermmm which the deuce? In this episode: Leo, Rora, & D.G. check in on Jared Subway, discuss the ramifications of Lizzo’s actions, & cover pretty much everything else there is to cover. Also, Leo tried to tell Rora & D.G. a story about some kind of gay space dog? But, they didn’t give a shit! It’s important to say, when D.G. & Rora do the Asian voices, they are doing it respectfully 🙏 only love for all of humankind. www.patreon.com/lsld
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 38 min
Hey, we like you. You've always been nice to us. Don't show up to Burning Man tomorrow. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld —If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A Twitter: @lsldpod —D.G.: @ibangmybros —Ian: @LSLDian —Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars like Jack Unterweger) —Stasha: @stupid3m0kids Instagram: @lsldpod TikTok: @lsldpod (We stric...
Sep 11, 2023•8 min
Heads up, LSLDtards: Leo's audio is real quiet at the beginning there because he has no idea how to speak into a microphone (he is literally just a guy). However, we promise it improves as the 'sode progresses (progress is the pinnacle achievement for all logical life forms in the universe *praying hands emoji*) Rock, people, scissor! Wanna impress Us? find a pickle that turns himself into a scientist. We've got a doozy for you this week as D.G. & Leonard Cowalski (recently incarcerated in f...
Aug 26, 2023•2 hr
Well shoot, the guys really went ham with this 'sode? Look, there’s a lot going on with this one so I guess you’re just gonna have to listen & find out. Follow along as we definitively solve one of history's greatest mysteries, kidnap a celebrity, & deny Steve access to our institution of higher education. (Under no circumstances do we support giving Jared Fogle a second chance. But you have to admit, his story is reaaallly impressive if you sort of ignore the whole child porn thing) Pat...
Jul 22, 2023•1 hr 22 min
We are so fucking back. On March 30, in the year 1970, 9 members of the Red Army Faction of the Japan Communist League hijacked Japan Air Lines Flight 351, a domestic flight from Tokyo to Fukuoka. However, as we all know, even the most well thought out plans can take a turn for North Korea! How is this happen? Listen & we will learn you. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.com/...
Jul 08, 2023•1 hr 29 min
Welcome to the Final Episode of LSLD's Black History Month Spectacular Extravaganza! Featuring returning guest, Edison Brown. It’s a little culture, it’s a little Robert Smalls, it’s a little bit of Steve’s trauma? Go on get, racism, you're outta here! Pay Edison reparations: @Edison-Brown Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A Twitter: @lsldpod --...
Feb 26, 2023•1 hr 31 min
Welcome one, welcome all, to the 2nd official episode of Black History Month! We are joined this week by our very good friends Marcus Garrett of bigTINY improv & Willamette Weekly’s 2nd funniest person in Portland: Imani! Together, we cover a little hoodoo & a little High John the Conqueror…& a little Bill Cosby & Kobe? Here’s that article about Hoodoo & forensic science D.G. wouldn’t shut up about: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7219123/ Find Imani on Instagram...
Feb 12, 2023•1 hr 16 min
We did it, we solved racism. It was easy really; we simply had a black man whip D.G.. No need to thank us, but you are welcome. Happy Black History Month! We here at LSLD thought it would be fun to have an entire month featuring black voices in honor of this momentous February. With our very special guest Edison (he is black), we talk a little bit about the glaring lack of black history coverage in conventional American education. We also have a little fun covering some African-American folklore...
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 10 min
We finally made it! Welcome to the very final installment of our riveting Dolphin Lab Saga, where we delve into the silly little psychonaut scientist behind it all. Look, we didn’t even want to do this one, but E.C.C.O. needed our help to save planet earth. This topic was supposed to be one episode and now it’s the reason D.G. has to see a therapist. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.you...
Jan 14, 2023•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Holy Mackerel!!! Can you believe we're already to the end of Peter's story, & the year 2022?!?!?! We sure have enjoyed teaching you about this wacky group of "scientists" & their kooky experiments with so many of god's beautiful creatures! RIP in peace Chuggernaut, we miss you every single fucking day. P.s., at the end of this episode we watch a YouTube video and you can watch along with us! The link is at the bottom of this description. You can find it, you’re a big kid now. Just kiddin...
Dec 27, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 15
CONTENT WARNING!!!!!!!!!! (SA ON PEOPLE AND ANIMALS!!!!!) Join the gang for the second part of the Peter the Dolphin saga as they dive deep into the sensual details of Margaret & Peter’s relationship. LSLD leaves no underwater stone unturned, no dolphin unmilked, no mirror untested, & no listener unsatisfied (platonically & with consent). eeeeeeee eeee e eeeeeee eeeeeeee! That was dolphin speak for "DON'T STOP BELIEVING, I'M SO CLOSE! Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 ...
Dec 09, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Fasten your SEAtbelts folks, we got another fucking doozy for you. While attempting to pump out a lazy ‘sode, the gang stumbled into a four part saga. LSD, sensory deprivation tanks, animal abuse, NASA funded linguistics experiments, shady societies with members like Carl Sagan, & so much more… Ok fine, it's pretty much exclusively about a lady that jacked off a dolphin. We said it, are you happy? Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld —If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally water...
Dec 02, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 13
The crew blew themselves this week (every boys dream: the ultimate jackoff)! Also, they are covering blue people. D.G. & Ian discuss the Fugates, a family of Kentucky hill people that had cute blue skin, a little gravy on their dresses, & plenty of cousins with benefits! So, hop into whip & listen to Ian mock D.G.’s speech impediment & pigment disabled Kentuckians for one hour & six minutes as we talk cold nights & warm cousins. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld —If we reach ...
Nov 11, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Hey there doll face, nip down to the store & grab me a pack of camel crush bolds! LSLD Presents, a Spooky October Special: Robert the Doll. In this 'sode the crew discusses the legacy of our favorite wittle seaman…Robert The Doll! This is truly a tale of murder, mayhem, ableism, & an addiction to sweet, sweet menthol. With Special Guest: Stasha our VD! Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld —If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube...
Nov 08, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 10
BOO! Bahahahaha we totally got you! you look so fuckin' stupid right now! Nah, you look incredible, just razzing you. You can do anything you set your incredible mind to, we honestly believe that. Only love forever, for everyone, worldwide. Peace. LSLD Presents, a Spooky October Special: The Ghostly Orphans of Bedern. In this 'sode, the crew discusses: a bunch of little weird orphan ghosts, child murder, & alcoholism? This topic was entirely brainstormed without the help of anyone whose idea...
Oct 28, 2022•53 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Happy Halloween everyone! LSLD Presents, a Spooky October Special: The Ghosts of Officer’s Row. In this special episode of LSLD, the crew discuss the history behind the ghosts that allegedly haunt Officers Row, invisible pedophiles, & the futility of life itself. Featuring special guests Matt, the first documented victim of hepatitis Z, & our friend Brian (who works at intel in the marketing department). Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld —If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to lite...
Oct 21, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 8
KATWOEY!!!!!!! (It's like KABLOOEY, but louder & even more dangerous!) The Explosive conclusion to our Mount Saint Helens saga. Jump in the crew’s Jeep Liberty as we drive as far away as possible from Mount St. Helens on May 18, 1980. Featuring community college geology program drop out Joe (he has a touch of the 'tism & has an unnatural fascination with rocks so we did what had to be done). Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterb...
Oct 07, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 7
KABLOOEY! The crew covers the history (or “herstory” as we like to call it) of that alluring stone mistress from the Pacific Northwest, Mt. St. Helens. This ‘sode has eruptions, culture, & advanced torture techniques…so strap in, strap on, & be gentle with us because this actually is our first rock rodeo. S Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv8...
Sep 30, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 6
I doeth doest declare, I believe I may have a touch of the vapors! Yikes! This week, the crew discusses the life of one Dr. Etienne Deschamps: “expert” in dentistry, animal magnetism, pirate treasure, &... CHILD MURDER?! Join us down on the bayou in the late 1800s as we get to the bottom of a horrendous crime in the Crescent City. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel...
Sep 15, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Witch, please!!!!! The crew is joined this week by friend of the show, Nick. Together they discuss the famed bible story: The Witch Of Endor. So please, open your Bibles to the book of Samuel & follow along for a story of faith, love (gay?), genital mutilation, & succulent glizzies. Follow Nick's Soundcloud!: Soundcloud.com/nickferraroj Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.c...
Aug 31, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 4
GOD IS GOOD!!!!!!! On this week’s episode, your lovable crew proudly presents the thrilling conclusion to the Boston Corbett saga! Hop up on your majestic, totally still alive, horse & join us for a delectable slice of 19th century Americana pie. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A Twitter: @lsldpod --D.G.: @ibangmybros --Ian: @LSLDian --Leo...
Aug 24, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 3
(CONTENT WARNING: This one can get kinda loud so don’t listen on full volume. We were still figuring out the whole "how to record audio" thing. Oh, also there may be a touch of genital mutilation? But it's consensual) This week on LSLD, things get a little hazy as the crew discusses President Lincoln’s avenger: America’s wittle mad hatter, Boston Corbett! Have you ever sat back and wondered about the guy who shot the guy who shot the 16th president of the United States? Well, we wondered for you...
Aug 18, 2022•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 2
Abraca--GAWDDAMN BRUH!!!!!! Welcome, to the first episode of our brand new format!!!! It’s a comedic history/whatever pod now dawg! We switched it up! Wow! What a twist! Bet you didn't see that coming! Fuck you loser! Haha just kidding around. This week on LSLD, the crew takes a look at a handful of magicians who weren't quite operating at the top of their game.... Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. Th...
Aug 10, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 1
