Old "Just for Men" George hosts a clip show of his own show about the spookiest part of spooky season: g-g-g-g-g-g-GHOOOOOSTS! Even though he has over 530 episodes to pull from, he basically grabs clips from 7 or 8 porn doctors to explain their take on the paranormal. George, like the weekend at Bernie's animated dead body that he is, is super dynamic as a host - he even says three and four word sentences sometimes! Enjoy!
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Wil-to-the-power-of-COCK is back baby! Old Five Heads at Freddies himself rears all five tanned, toothy faces here - with a seemingly failed perm, to boot - to discuss the quantum meanings behind crop circles, a very big arbitrary number that he says is the key to unlocking the “New Jerusalem,” and how, thanks to him and his buddy the archangel Michael, he has helped all of his fans, and the entire world’s population, to bypass all the bad stuff in the Book of Revelations, and how we just need t...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 33 min
We dive back into the quantum realm with Ant-Man, the Wasp, Michael Douglas…and Dr. Theresa Bullard! She’s a pretty cool Ph.D. physicist who also is into new age/esoterica, and overall is a great asset to what SHOULD be science’s mission: explaining reality by exploring ALL the data, and not just sticking to old scientific dogma and making their data fit. We get into the real heady subject matter of quantum consciousness, and, as usual, Anthony Peake references abound as he continues to be the d...
Oct 03, 2023•1 hr 39 min
Sorry we've been bad with posting, been a hectic month and Joey's wife had a medical procedure today (it went great and she's doing fine!). Please enjoy this Patreon episode from last month, where Zak Bagans and the crew display the height of bro-ness with some good-natured racism and fake-drunk flirting. (Original Patreon description): "Zak and the crew commit microaggression after microaggression in a historical Mexican tourist stop in the southwestern most part of the United States, Zak gets ...
Sep 18, 2023•1 hr 15 min
We dive into the first two episodes of a brand new Gaia-exclusive series all about crystals! Being that crystals are the core symbol of the "new age" movement, we thought this series was a cool idea - but how much is actual scientifically researched fact, and how much is porn doctors trying to sell you on precious stones that don't work as described?
Aug 22, 2023•1 hr 37 min
[Joey has a huge assignment due this week for school, so we couldn't record a new ep of Probing Gaia last night, unfortunately, but this is a great ep from our Patreon that we hope you'll enjoy in the meantime!] (original Patreon description) More like ASS-more estates amirite?! This is actually a solid episode with tons of good EVPs in it, plus, we begin to get the more "refined" approach from Zak and the crew as the show's budget has clearly increased with its popularity. There's also a dickhe...
Aug 08, 2023•1 hr 21 min
This week, we’re absolutely droolin’ for DICK…Philip K. Dick that is! We’re double-dipping on Anthony Peake because he’s just that interesting. His Cheating the Ferryman theory and Daemon / Eidolon Dyad hypothesis have become an obsession here in the Probing world, but this episode of “OpenMinds” (bad name) is interviewing Peake about the award-winning sci-fi author of Blade Runner, Minority Report, and The Man in the High Castle (to name a few), whom he has written his own book about (that Joey...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 44 min
We go deep into the PEAKE of the current space of philosophic thought - Anthony Peake, that is! This 2014 appearance on a strange Gaia show hosted by a French woman named Lilou is a great introduction to the wide-ranging “Cheating the Ferryman” philosophy that Peake has created (and heavily iterated upon) and shared with us during his lecture and workshop that we attended at Contact in the Desert. Joey has read three of his books since Contact, as well - it’s just that fascinating. Peake is for ...
Jun 27, 2023•1 hr 38 min
WE RETURN…to Contact in the Desert, live and in person! It’s been four long years since our virginal trip to Indian Wells for our first CITD, and this consciousness convention came back with a vengeance! The panels were more interesting, the ancient astronaut theorists were virtually nowhere to be found (and that’s a good thing!), and the dance parties were as awkward as ever. This episode is a chonky boy for sure, enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podc...
Jun 13, 2023•2 hr 8 min
Steve and I are enjoying Memorial Day today, so enjoy this episode of Adventurous Ghosts, one of our Patreon podcasts that's released to patrons every month! (Original Patreon description): The boys head to...to-well-o? ...t-t-talulla? ...tool...tool...tool-ele? A small town in Utah with a former poor house turned hospital, turned half retirement home, half horror maze attraction. We also discuss the controversial video released last week by Nick Groff, where he "tells all" to his Twitter follow...
May 30, 2023•1 hr 15 min
A big ol’ Childress Chime-in this week! Our most beloved Ancient Alien boy is featured on an episode of the Gaia show “Great Minds,” and discusses a pet-theory that the mysterious Cham people are responsible for all modern culture and even megalithic keystone technology in the southern hemisphere. Does he contradict himself a whole heck of a lot? He sure does…but you’ll have to listen to find out exactly when! Enjoy! Listen to our other podcast: No Guts, No Glory: the Berserk Podcast on your fav...
May 16, 2023•1 hr 32 min
It’s been a while since we’ve seen ol’ “Five Heads at Freddy’s,” and we even get into the real story behind why he seemingly imploded in 2018 from his two biggest platforms (Gaia and Ancient Aliens). Hint: he thought Gaia was full of satan-worshippers and that Ancient Aliens supported pedophiles. This Q and A from his long running, 250+ episode show, ‘Wisdom Teachings” features four women “asking” David questions that he likely wrote himself, for himself. His anxiety-ridden antics are on full di...
May 02, 2023•1 hr 21 min
The Gaia network's very own "pseudo-Tsoukalos" is a geologist-turned-spiritualist, Gregg Braden. He's got the big hair, and talks a big game about the merging of science and spiritulality. This presentation from 2020's Conscious Life Expo goes over his premise that the human being is the most advanced technology there is...we've just forgotten the ancient methods of harnessing this "soft tech," as he calls it.
Apr 18, 2023•1 hr 23 min
NEXT EPISODE: We dive head first into what, at first glance, seems like an Ancient Aliens clone on Gaia - but as we watched, we realized that this is the show that Ancient Aliens secretly wishes it could be, but is shackled by the need to constantly prove the ancient astronaut theory. This episode covers one of Joey’s burgeoning favorite subjects, Gnosticism, and relates it to early Christianity, the Sumerian religion, and even down to Egyptian spirituality, with a little taste of Billy Carson a...
Apr 04, 2023•1 hr 14 min
We jump into the mind of Physicist and New Age Quantum Consciousness advocate, Dr. Theresa Bullard, in the first (and fifth, due to an error Joey made pasting the right link to Steve) episode of her show, Mystery Teachings. Each episode blends Quantum Theory with the nature of Consciousness and how they interconnect. The first episode is a general look at their connection, while episode 5 looks at consciousness and our holographic universe. Is there any preaching here, despite being an actual sc...
Mar 21, 2023•1 hr 21 min
Billy Carson has a mouth on him - not the mouth of a sailor…but the mouth of diarrhea. It never ends. Put a microphone in front of him and he will overwhelm you with “facts” he’s gleaned from his “research” until your mind is too exhausted to question what’s true and what’s bullshit. That’s…where we come in! This is an episode of George Noory’s ‘Beyond Belief,’ a long running Gaia series where George Noory “interviews” guests and…promotes other Gaia shows? Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM...
Mar 07, 2023•1 hr 39 min
William Henry (AKA “Medallion Man, AKA “Amulet Asshole”) is FIRED up at the Conscious Life Expo 2020, taking a vehement anti-AI and anti-Transhumanism stance in front of a crowd (maybe) 18 people! This is a side of ol’ Bill that we never see on Ancient Aliens, and from that standpoint alone this is a spicy episode and we have a ton to say about it. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient A...
Feb 28, 2023•1 hr 43 min
The inaugural episode of Probing Gaia (as we pivot from Probing Ancient Aliens) covers the award-winning Gaia Network documentary: Becoming Nothing, by Jamie Catto. Catto is a student / follower / psychophant(?) of Ram Dass and can't keep himself out of, what is otherwise, a thought-provoking look into the philosophy of this long time psychidelic advocate and spiritual healer. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM -...
Feb 21, 2023•1 hr 18 min
Our final episode covering Ancient Aliens (don't worry - we'll be covering many of the same people and expanded content on this same podcast feed where we cover the Gaia Network1) is a perfect example of why it's our last: zero new content from the minds of the Ancient Aliens writers and crew - but STILL plenty for us to talk about, even in the absence of a good show that's attempting to open people's minds about ancient astronaut theory. We'll see you next week with our new content! Don't worry...
Feb 14, 2023•1 hr 10 min
This episode be DRAGGIN'! And I'm NOT talking about that hunky security officer from Skinwalker ranch! Ancient Aliens sextuples down on dragons being spacecrafts...also our creator gods...also submarines. There's a lot to unpack here, but have we been re-gifted yet again? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cap...
Feb 07, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Hold on to your sleep paralysis - we got ourselves a ghost show, baby! Ancient Aliens delves into the into the true-blue world of the paranormal with this episode - and we’re here for it! What are Shadow People? What is the Hat Man? Why do shadow people have glowing red eyes? Are shadow people evil? Let Tsouks and the gang tell you all about it…for some reason. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Anc...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 12 min
This episode of History’s Ancient Aliens is all about…UFO’s! Big surprise there. Are modern UFOs and ancient paranormal encounters related? You’ll have to listen - or watch hundreds of other Ancient Aliens episodes! - to find out!!! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County...
Jan 24, 2023•1 hr 26 min
Season 18, Episode 7 of History’s “Ancient Aliens” focuses on the “gods” of the indigenous peoples of America…specifically regarding the fact that they are flesh and bolts humanoids from other star systems, and not religious, ephemeral beings of pure spiritual energy. There’s an unbroken oral tradition and overall kinship that many native american tribes feel with UFOs / UAPs and their potential occupants, which is cool, but do Tsoukalos and the gang treat the subject with the respect it deserve...
Jan 17, 2023•1 hr 21 min
Another episode where the show effectively reboots itself - BUT - it saves itself from complete redundancy with some fun factoids near the end. Plus, we talk about the future of the “Probing-verse” as well as our new Berserk podcast coming to your ear-holes in the near future! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location insid...
Jan 10, 2023•1 hr 17 min
(Taking off tonight for New Years! Hope everyone had a great holiday!) [Original Patreon Description] A new documentary about the 1996 "Roswell of Brazil" incident is out. Is it worth a Brazilian Butt Lift surgery? Or just worth some asshole hairs leftover after a Brazilian wax?! Open those earl holes and shove it in to find out!
Jan 03, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Sorry for being a day late! We're taking a little time off until the New Year, so please enjoy this Christmas 2021 Patreon episode, where we did a live commentary on one of our all-time favorites: Ernest Saves Christmas! (original patreon description) Ho, ho, ho Vern! "...yeah that oughta hold." Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and as happy a holiday as Ernest's schlonger when he gets kissed by the underage Pamela at the end of the movie! Viva la Schlonger!!!!
Dec 28, 2022•1 hr 33 min
Is this ‘Ancient Aliens’ or is this just the ‘Monthly UFO Twitter News Roundup?’ There’s nothing ancient about this episode, but does it have any fun nuggets that justify its existence? Open up your ear holes and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside jCape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (95...
Dec 20, 2022•1 hr 31 min
No new Probing Ancient Aliens this week - sorry! Work stuff got in the way, so enjoy October's episode of Adventurous Ghosts from our Patreon: patreon.com/probingancientaliens (Original Patreon description) Zak almost gets decapitated by an elevator, the fist bumps get even more explosive than ever before, and they ask a local lanky lathe-worker to join them on their investigation to somehow prevent him from becoming suicidal. Spoooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Dec 13, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Season 18, episode 3 of History’s “Ancient Aliens” is, by far, the clear winner of the “Least New Content in a Docuseries, Ever” award. It’s a reboot of a season 1 episode with a few new talking heads, and no new information. We watch the show, so you don’t have to! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and ...
Dec 06, 2022•1 hr 22 min
Our review of Season 18, Episode 2 of History’s Ancient Aliens is one for the books - like a classic episode but with a fresh coat of 4K paint, much of the info about where was seen all the way back in season one, but they throw a few curveballs in that make it mostly worthwhile. Still, it would be nice if they did, y’know, some new research or god forbid, fund some themselves and report back. But then they wouldn’t be Ancient Astronaut Theorists, now would they? Support the show at: PATREON.COM...
Nov 29, 2022•1 hr 25 min
