Another re-hash, another dollar the History Channel seems to be saying here with another “special edition” episode of Ancient Aliens! Faces of the gods pulls almost exclusively old footage and provides little to no new content whatsoever - but that’s ok! If you’re new to the show than you’ll get a nice little re-cap of all the questionable conspiracy theories Tsoukalos, Childress and the gang put out into the galaxy year after year! So if you want to know what aliens look like, then let’s proooo...
May 21, 2019•1 hr 22 min
Like old chopped potatoes at breakfast, our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists are serving up re-hashed leftovers in this “Special Edition” episode that was likely used to fill the March 2014 - July 2014 gap in Season 8. But not to worry your charming little selves! We’ve got burrito talk, we’ve got Mum’s cream, we’ve got Baghdad Batteries powering pyramid microwaves and even a special appearance by (the words) Ava Devine! And if you like feta cheese, fettuccine, or just plain’ ol’ pita bread, w...
May 14, 2019•1 hr 29 min
Are the great megalithic stones at Carnac an ancient pathfinding device for Apollo, the Greek, and possible Norse god? How did ancient man carve such precise angles into tough granite rock without the help of advanced technology? Was Pumapunku poured into place with advanced stone melting technology that allowed the ancient Incans to “pour” the molten stones into place with such accuracy? Were the large carvings at Gobekli Tepei and Easter Island created with the help of ancient alien tools - th...
May 07, 2019•1 hr 29 min
Are ancient Asian dragons actually misinterpreted extraterrestrial spacecraft? Are there ancient alien airports littered across the Earth, part of a vast star-being trade network that brought knowledge advanced technological knowledge to primitive man? Was Solomon’s legendary magic carpet actually an airship given to him by so-called “divine” beings that were simply aliens in disguise? And what of Ezekiel’s infamous interaction with God in a chariot described has having “wheels within wheels” (b...
Apr 30, 2019•1 hr 32 min
Are Angels and Demons (aka ALIENS!) so turned on by earthbound humans that they’ve been hybridizing the living hell out of us for centuries? Why are aliens having sex and probing genetic material to make their own race of what were once known as “demi-gods” to ancient man? What about reports of hybrids coming down to have sex with humans the old fashion way? Are these alien sexual encounters and abductions simply misunderstood night terrors or sleep paralysis? Is the secret alien agenda to hybri...
Apr 23, 2019•1 hr 23 min
How about a free BONUS podcast probers and probettes: CLOSET KNOWLEDGE?! It's our new topical podcast where we come out of the knowledge closet with something obscure that we're both into, want to learn about each other, or want to learn from a guest! Today's episode is all about one of our favorite sports/hobbies: Disc Golf aka "frisbee golf." And calm your little pink socks - Probing Ancient Alien is posting at the normal time this week, this isn't replacing the main content :-) Our Patreon su...
Apr 22, 2019•1 hr 41 min
Are the insects of the world actually genetically modified organisms used by aliens to altar our DNA and shape our evolution? Do insectoid races of aliens exist, and did they travel to ancient Egyptians and the Zuni native Americans beetle and ant like star-beings? Are the insect plagues of the Holy Bible examples of advanced weaponry merely made in the shape of indigenous bugs to destroy the Egyptians holding the Israelite people in bondage? Is the American government secretly building similar ...
Apr 16, 2019•1 hr 38 min
Are Shamans real? Do medicine men and witch doctors enter higher states of consciousness to talk to spirits aka ancient alien gods or interdimensional star-beings? How do shamans know exactly the right combination of poisonous plants to create psychedelic cocktails or magical healing properties? Can any human put themselves into a trance-like state by simply meditating with a drum or a rattle? Did the painful rituals shaman’s went through to get their powers mirror the experiences of modern UFO ...
Apr 09, 2019•1 hr 36 min
Mars...is it truly more than just a Bar or a where Marvin is from? Why did virtually every culture throughout history have a healthy respect or fear of this fiery red ball in the sky? Was Mars actually an advanced culture not unlike our own millions of years ago before getting destroyed by a gigantic asteroid? What about the famous face and pyramid of Mars - is the lack of evidence surrounding these structures a massive government cover-up with cooperation by NASA? We don’t know, but our plucky ...
Apr 02, 2019•1 hr 41 min
Did ancient extraterrestrial gods need human beings to mine gold for their atmosphere and spacecraft? Did King Solomon really have a ring that could control demons and a worm that could cut thick stone for his temple? Is there really a cursed door in a Vedic temple in India that brings death and illness to anyone that attempts to access the treasure inside? Are Aztec, Greek, and other treasures around the world...y’know...cool alien things? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theoris...
Mar 26, 2019•1 hr 15 min
Are you child-prodigies actually half-human, half-extraterrestrial hybrids who are the next step in human evolution? How is it possible that selct kids throughout the world have genius level intelligence and an awareness of information most adults never learn over their life time? Are governments holding secret research programs for star-children to test their psychic and telekenetic abilities? Are the demi-gods of Greek Mythology the first documented cases for Star Children? And what of the so ...
Mar 19, 2019•1 hr 29 min
Have ancient aliens been visiting America for thousands of years? Do Native Americans have a deeper connection with biological extraterrestrials than we give them credit for? Did Star Beings literally birth indigenous Americans before Europeans even settled there? Was there a secret Egyptian cave in the Grand Canyon that the Smithsonian covered up and prevented the American public from ever learning the truth? We don’t know...but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure do! We got homegrown b...
Mar 12, 2019•1 hr 26 min
Are wormholes real? Is the Einstein-Rosen Bridge actually possible to create and travel through? Have ancient aliens been using stargates to cover trillions of miles instantaneously...only to check in on ancient man and give him the most mediocre of technology like how to move around stone blocks? Does William Henry truly earn his title as Medallion Man this episode, or is he outdone by David Wilcock's pondering of space and the divine? Are stargates really just leather tubes in the intestinal t...
Mar 05, 2019•1 hr 24 min
Do aliens live in underground mountain bases around the world? Were sacred mountains actually a doorway to the next realm? Did ancient people actually commune with extraterrestrial gods on mountain tops? Why would globe spanning cultures create massive temple complexes on precarious mountain tops? Steve and Joey have no clue, so they’ve turned to our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists who are sure to have real proof that Olympus, Shasta, Fuji, and the rest are aaaaaaaaall alien landing zones and...
Feb 26, 2019•1 hr 35 min
Was the Ark of the Covenant actually an advanced nuclear weapon built by ancient aliens? Was “God” simply a remote ET or artificial intelligence that chose to communicate or kill the Israelites at their leisure? Where is the Ark of the Covenant now: Japan, Ethiopia, Scotland? The world may never know...but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure do! This episode actually has some decent evidence presented by religious experts and stays on a specific topic...almost the whole time. But does th...
Feb 19, 2019•1 hr 28 min
Are the mysterious islands of the world actually secret alien bases and re-fueling stations for extraterrestrials? Are the Solomon Islands actually run by a race of alien shape-shifting giants that have been terrorizing and breeding with the native peoples for hundreds of years? Did Sandy Island disappear from simple erosion, or did otherworldly travelers use cloaking technology to hide this important location, even from Google Maps? Is the mythical island of Hy-Brasil simply an alien Garden of ...
Feb 12, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Are mysterious relics actually ancient alien technology given to ancient man by extraterrestrial gods? Are religious artifacts simply tools of the alien trade and occasionally they’d stop by and tell someone who should be king or grant your wishes or some such? Is this episode description a lot weaker and shorter than our usual write-ups? You bet your green alien ass it is, because our plucky ancient astronaut theorists are really phoning it in on the Season 5 finale of Ancient Aliens, where the...
Feb 05, 2019•1 hr 35 min
Are the royal bloodlines of the world considered “divine” because they actually have alien DNA within their veins? Why do all kings and queens seem to have divinity as a requirement to rule their people? Did extraterrestrials choose certain humans to bestow technological gifts upon and imbue them with scientific knowledge - enough to rule a whole country? Do our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists just keep repeating the same crap about how kings are aliens or alien hybrids over and over again th...
Jan 29, 2019•57 min
Did ancient extraterrestrials in the form of Thoth, Dhanvantari and Dianchecht provide the medical knowledge needed for ancient cultures to perform surgeries that are harrowing even today? How did so-called “primitive people” safely open their patients’ skulls to manage complicated neurosurgery procedures that people actually survived? Was the ancient Greek healer Asclepius actually an alien disguised as a human...or perhaps a human connected to advanced extraterrestrial teachers? Have thought-p...
Jan 22, 2019•1 hr 17 min
Was the epitome of evil: Satan, simply a misunderstood extraterrestrial looking to give technology and self-sufficiency to early man? Is Satan just another version of Shemyaza from the Book of Enoch? Are other rebellious, human-loving gods like Prometheus, Kukulkan, Set, and Viracocha just other forms of Satan - making him a singular “bringer of light” to cultures across the ancient world? Was the technology and knowledge Lucifer brought to man actually a benevolent act by a loving deity and not...
Jan 15, 2019•1 hr 38 min
Are Magic Wands actually advanced Hitatchi-brand alien technology that performed feats so advanced that ancient man thought it was magic? Was Merlin the Wizard a half-human/half-alien being with advanced technology and superhuman abilities due to his extraterrestrial origins? What of other sorcerers, magi, illusionists, and royal advisors - were they simply the chosen few given fantastical alien devices that changed the fate of their world simply by their connection with “the gods?” Is the power...
Jan 08, 2019•1 hr 34 min
Did the Mesopotamian gods...the Annunaki...actually create humans as a slave race to mine gold for them? Are all gods, angels, demons, and religions simply the Annunaki interpreted in countless cultural ways? Was Noah’s great flood actually caused by an Annunaki alien thousands of years before Noah was even born? Was Mars an Annunaki waystation as they traveled from Nibiru (the mysterious Planet X!!!) to Earth? Is the government trying to cover up the true history of our Annunaki origins?! Is Go...
Jan 01, 2019•1 hr 26 min
Get out your whips and brown fedoras, little probers - we’re on a search for the 13 mysterious Crystal Skulls! What power do they hold? Is each crystal skull an advanced super computer from other inhabited worlds? Are their ancient ancestral spirits inside each quartz laden visage? Do Crystal Skulls allow us to see into other dimensions? What happens when we place all 13 next to each other - perhaps...forming the most delicious Dio De Los Muertos feast ever seen in ancient Mesoamerica?! With our...
Dec 25, 2018•1 hr 24 min
Why is the number 3 so important to the human psyche? Why do seemingly all religions contain examples of the number 3 as a holy value? Did aliens create our DNA codons in triplets so that we would understand the true power of three? How did the Egyptians, and then Pythagoras, discover the infinite mathematical and structural value of the triangle - the simplest and most perfect shape in all of geometry? Did the Freemasons understand the true power of three, basing their central tenet on it? What...
Dec 18, 2018•1 hr 23 min
Are the thousands of ancient monoliths around the world stone antennas that broadcasted power and information to ancient aliens? How did primitive Britons carry and build the stones at Stonehenge and Avebury? Do the Moai of Easter Island and similar statues in Indonesia actually contain the souls of the gods and provide the power to travel to another realm to communicate with extraterrestrial beings misinterpreted as the divine? What about David Hatcher Childress’s “joy-gantically huge” stone ba...
Dec 11, 2018•1 hr 26 min
Vikings, Norseman...the guys with the big horns on their helmets - just who did they worship and how did they accomplish such magical feats as the creation of weapons like Thor’s hammer and Odin’s spear; or the rainbow bridge connecting each of the nine realms of the cosmos and the different races of extraterrestrial beings that lived in each? Why did vikings burn their dead in a boat or travel so far around the world in their amazing longboats...even across the Atlantic? I’m sure our plucky Anc...
Dec 04, 2018•1 hr 19 min
Erich von Daniken created Ancient Astronaut Theory in 1968 with the publication of his book: Chariots of the Gods. Without this seminal work, History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” wouldn’t exist, and neither would this podcast! So for that, Steve and Joey give Mr. VD Viewpoint himself some credit for opening people’s minds over the decades...and perhaps their little colons too! As this episode goes through Erich’s early years as a Jesuit school student questioning the Bible’s interpretation of God ...
Nov 27, 2018•1 hr 23 min
Have alien abductions been occurring for thousands of years? Are spiritual stories of gods and angels taking ancient man around the world and offering visions of the future one and the same as modern day stories of ships, greys, and experimentation? Was Travis Walton’s “Fire in the Sky” just another tale in the ongoing story of mankind being stolen away by UFOs for disturbing and nefarious purposes? Did Nikola Tesla get all his best ideas from a telepathic connection with Martians? Was the archa...
Nov 20, 2018•1 hr 42 min
Are the ginormous Nazca lines of Peru the product of Ancient Alien intervention with more primitive peoples? How did the men and women from 1500 years ago carve such straight angles and make such intricate geometric symbols in the limestone-laden earth? Why would they go through so much effort to carve hundreds of geoglyphs meant to be seen from the sky if they weren’t sure the gods were flying overhead to appreciate their attempt at communication? Are the Nazca lines signposts to the local Inca...
Nov 13, 2018•1 hr 26 min
Are great prophets throughout the ages getting knowledge of the future from aliens? Are inter dimensional beings downloading prophetic information to select human minds so that we can be prepared for major events? Was the burning bush actually the Hebrew God...or a misinterpreted piece of alien technology? Was the whirlwind of smoke and fire that led Moses and the Israelites out of Egypt actual an alien spacecraft? Was the Mormon archangel Maroni simply a flesh and blood extra terrestrial misint...
Nov 06, 2018•1 hr 19 min
