Crop circles - geometric shapes embedded into large swaths of farmland by some sort of unseen force: what are they? How are they formed? Are crop circles a hoax...or something we fear so greatly that we avoid the stark truth they’re trying to communicate? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooobe into one of the (so far, anyway) best episodes that Ancient Aliens has to offer: Circles from the Sky!
Dec 17, 2019•1 hr 36 min
Fishies. Jelly-fishies. Shark-fishies. Fish-men. Fish...women. Mmm...Our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists get extra wet n' slippery with this one little probers and probettes, as they discuss the possibility of intelligent life existing thousands of fathoms below our little buns in the salty briney deep. Are there "The Abyss" style aliens in the 90% of the as-yet unexplored ocean? Did space-faring extraterrestrials literally create a melting pot of genetic materials out of the Sea, billions of...
Dec 10, 2019•1 hr 22 min
NOTE: This is a FREE preview of our paid Patreon content - subscribe now for $5 per month to get at least 2 exclusive podcasts like this one! This is the mac daddy of conspiracy theory movies - and David Wilcock (Five Heads at Freddy's) partners with some interesting folk - including a supposed member of the Secret Space Program - to inform the public about how the truth is actively being subverted by an evil race of Alien Draco Reptillians who are the shadow government behind the Illuminati/Cab...
Dec 03, 2019•1 hr 36 min
Ancient Aliens, and the Ancient Astronaut theorists that fill out its cast, have never really focused on Exo-Planets - Earth-like habitable planets - before...or have they? Ancient Aliens has really all been about other planets with humanoid beings visiting us since the dawn of time, but this week, Tsouks, Childress, Tzadok and the gang are going deep into our modern search for Exo-Planets and actually doing some pretty good documentary work with...y’know...FACTS mixed in with all the hypothetic...
Nov 26, 2019•1 hr 53 min
It’s Probing Ancient Aliens 100th Episode - and Joey’s wife surprises the boys with their very own - and perhaps, first of it’s kind - prolapse cake! After chowing down on some delicious pink sock meat, the boys discuss an episode of Ancient Aliens that, as usual, only has like 10% non re-hashed content in it; but that’s why we love Tsouks and the gang so damn much: their willingness to endlessly repeat themselves in slightly different ways. It’s all about why aliens look the way they do, how th...
Nov 19, 2019•1 hr 29 min
Serial killers who claim to be controlled by demons. Dictators with occult sources of power control the masses. Cult figures like Alistor Crowley and L. Ron Hubbard practicing magic rituals. Are these connections to Dark Forces simply the Judeo-Christian mythos coming to fruition in reality? Or are all evil pacts and deals with the devil simply Extraterrestrials manipulating humanity into fighting for their side of an endless alien civil war? Why is David Childress so DEVILISHLY handsome? Steve ...
Nov 12, 2019•1 hr 27 min
Are many, if not most, of the ancient extra terrestrial "gods"...actually robots? Was the Egyptian creator god, Osiris, able to be put back together after dismemberment, not because of heavenly magic, but because he had interchangeable robotic body parts? If we are already fast-approaching robots that are indistinguishable from organic humans...what's to have stopped super advanced ancient aliens from having an infinite supply of self replicating robots to travel the cosmos, risk free? Are the c...
Nov 05, 2019•1 hr 27 min
This episode is dedicated completely...and oddly...to Wernher Von Braun, the world’s most famous former Nazi rocket scientist! The Ancient Aliens production crew really phoned this one in and might even have gone to Wikipedia, or scripts of old Ancient Aliens episodes, to get most of the factoids they’re spewing about old Wernher. Still, Steve and Joey like to think that they can add a little spice - and spit! - to any re-hash episode of this crazy show, plus some big announcements are made abou...
Oct 29, 2019•1 hr 33 min
Was the lost continent of Atlantis home to a pre-cursor race of advanced, yet ancient, human beings? Are the Atlanteans and the biblical “Pre-Adamites” one and the same race of people? How did Peri Ries know about the coastline of Antarctica during the Renaissance...when Antarctica’s coastline has been obscured by huge sheets of ice for over 6000 years? Did the Ice Age end - subsequently drowning thousands of advanced coastal cities - violently due to a meteoric cataclysm, destroying our advance...
Oct 22, 2019•1 hr 49 min
Do competing races of aliens have completely separate agendas for humanity and its ultimate destiney? Are there “good aliens” and “bad aliens” that proliferate or destroy our advanced knowledge of the past - like Prometheus bringing fire, or the burning of the Library of Alexandria? Did the evil extraterrestrials manipulate Hitler and his Nazis toward their own ends, with the goal of subjugating most of the earth and collecting ancient artifacts for mysterious purposes? Why don’t any of the Anci...
Oct 15, 2019•1 hr 46 min
Steve and Joey are wrapping up their vacation so here's a previously EXCLUSIVE episode of Closet Knowledge from our Patreon - all about how we went on our own Paranormal Investigation of the David Oman House! This spooky Beverly Hills haunted house (and it's quirky owner) claims that Sharon Tate and the other Manson Murder victims have set up shop there, just a few doors down from where they were brutally slain back in 1969. We used all the tools of the trade - all the best stuff from Ghost Adve...
Oct 08, 2019•2 hr 21 min
How is it possible that entire ancient cultures seemingly vanish without a trace, consistently and constantly over the centuries? Do they die of disease? Do environmental changes force an exodus from their cities and lands? Does civil war rip their societies to shreds? Or...are ancient - and modern! - extraterrestrials abducting entire cultures en masse to perform experiments for unknown purposes? Is earth truly a giant alien laboratory and has been for thousands, or even millions, of years? How...
Oct 01, 2019•1 hr 35 min
Are there pyramids hidden all over the world - under the ocean and sands - that are just lying there, waiting to be found? What could these hidden pyramids tell us about ancient cultures BEFORE ancient Egypt and Sumeria. Are there pyramids hidden under North and South America? What about the pyramids being uncovered in the Amazon rainforest as we cut down swaths of trees so we can have soy bean farms to feed cows so we can all eat hamburgers?!! Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient a...
Sep 24, 2019•1 hr 9 min
Did aliens have a strong influence over the outcome of the civil war? Did Abraham Lincoln communicate with extraterrestrial beings and see visions of George Washington that turned the tide of battle on more than one occasion? Did aliens give honest Abe constant premonitions of his death? Did the founding fathers believe in aliens? Was Moronai, the Mormonism-creating angel that communed with Joseph Smith, in fact, an ancient ET? We don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think...
Sep 17, 2019•1 hr 41 min
Have ancient aliens been leaving us messages in petroglyphs, crop circles, architecture...and even our own DNA? What are they trying to tell us? I don’t have much to write because this episode of Ancient Aliens doesn’t have much to say - but you better believe our plucky ancient astronaut theorist THINK they have a lot to say...and Joey and Steve take every opportunity to pick it apart and point out the wet, dripping logic flaws in their hypotheses. Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Alien Messages!
Sep 10, 2019•1 hr 16 min
NOTE the Ep number change! We're still going in order of the show but we're trying to get back to the canonical episode order. Did ancient aliens cause the great flood that ravaged so many cultures thousands of years ago? Is the Book of Enoch and the dead sea scrolls the true key to unlock our understanding of the alien rebellion of the original fallen angels that mated with human women, in turn creating the Nephilim that, in turn created genetic abominations that were against the will of their ...
Sep 04, 2019•1 hr 32 min
Did Ancient Aliens teach primitive humans the power to resurrect themselves through mummification and zombiefication? Did Jesus body get transformed by astral forms of Jeremiah and Moses so it would resurrect into a physical manifestation with inter dimensional travel capabilities? Are near death experiences actually our quantum consciousness interacting with other beings that have transcended the physical realm and into the worlds of “spooky science at a distance” according to Einstein? Is this...
Aug 27, 2019•1 hr 41 min
Did ancient aliens, posing as Egyptian gods, teach humanity the science of mummification in order to preserve human DNA? Did primitive people who were abducted aboard alien craft simply witness humanoid beings waking up in suspended animation pods and mistake this for “resurrection?” What about non-Egyptian mummies, like those of Peru, Russia and even Western Europe - were they all part of a global cultural shift brought on by ancient extraterrestrial bird-men who were later diefied in the form ...
Aug 20, 2019•1 hr 43 min
What is the true nature of the world’s geniuses? Are their minds simply more highly evolved than others, or do they have some deeper connection to a higher level of consciousness? Is this “universal mind” actually an extraterrestrial cloud-based accumulation of knowledge that they can tap into while others can’t? Is there an ancient alien agenda where we’ve been guided from our primitive primate selves to the tech-savvy sapiens we are today...all so we can...be like them? We don’t know - but our...
Aug 13, 2019•1 hr 39 min
Are aliens watching our every move through our cell phones, computers, and other cloud-based devices? Have ancient extraterrestrials been guiding us on this technological journey simply to make it easier for them to have us under 24/7 surveillance? Was it Edward Snowden who truly broke open the Illuminati / Alien agenda in his famous 2013 leak? Who are The Watchers and how are they related to the angels in the Book of Enoch, the Islamic Jinn, the Sumerian Annunaki, and the Ant People of the Hopi...
Aug 06, 2019•1 hr 56 min
Was Edgar Cayce’s prediction about the Atlantean Hall of Records being hidden under the Sphynx’s paw true? What secrets lie within the great limestone statue itself? Was the Sphynx’s tiny head once the larger head of a lion or Anubis, the Egyptian Jackal god? Is there a second Sphynx buried to the west of the great pyramids of Giza, as pictured on the Dream Stila? What of the greatest mystery of all: around the back of the Sphynx...archaeologist have never found the most elusive of holes: the Sp...
Jul 30, 2019•1 hr 26 min
PATREON PEEK: Adventurous Ghosts - Houton Mansion by Probing Ancient Aliens
Jul 23, 2019•1 hr 25 min
Our plucky ancient astronaut theorists try tell us why caves are magical and why aliens and Jesus and Zeus all hang out there! It’s self-evident that I can’t even write into quippy shit with questions that can’t be answered by just saying “caves were the original shelter.” Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Aliens and Forbidden Caves!
Jul 16, 2019•1 hr 38 min
Are superheroes simply symbolic off-spring of ancient aliens coming to the Earth as gods, helping primitive man to fight against the evil forces of the galaxy? Is the kabla (aka Illuminati) actually responsible for “turning off” our X-Men like genetic markers for super powers so that we remain weak, suppressed, and dependent on technology THEY control? Are Batman and Iron Man actually the true realization of ancient extraterrestrials who used advanced technology to seem divine...but were simply ...
Jul 09, 2019•1 hr 32 min
Joseph Smith...Mohammed...David Parkinson (huh?), Moses, Constantine, Queen Elizabeth - all of these players on the world stage had raw, extreme encounters with the divine...but were these deities simply flesh and bolts extraterrestrials with a direct interest and guiding hand in the events of human history? Did aliens cause the storm that ended the Spanish Armada’s attack on England in the 16th century? Did an extraterrestrial craft pick up Moses on Mt. Sinai and imbue him with a divine alien f...
Jul 02, 2019•1 hr 48 min
It’s the Probing Ancient Aliens recap of Alien Con Los Angeles 2019! Steve and Joey spent two stellar days at the LA Downtown Convention Center, only minutes away from where the LA Lakers play ball...but they were concerned with other kinds of spheres: planets, multiverses, stars, atoms, and the frequencies at which they all vibe out the loads. The boys went more obscure this year, skipping over most of Tsouks and the gang (though leaving ample room for their Galactic Daddy David Hatcher Childre...
Jun 25, 2019•2 hr 23 min
Was the Higgs-Boson particle discovery in 2012 merely a RE-discovery of physics implanted in the Vedic texts of ancient India? Did the ancient Greek philosopher, Democritus, learn how to telepathically communicate with advanced beings in the astral planes from the Magi and Egyptian Mystery priests? Did modern scientists like Nikolai Tesla, Albert Einstein, and Robert Oppenheimer get the idea for the Big Bang from the Vedas opening chapter concerning the “Cosmic Egg” from which all light and matt...
Jun 18, 2019•1 hr 39 min
Our plucky ancient astronaut theorists probe deep into the “mad scientist” Nikolai Tesla - the patron saint of hipsters and original creator of most of our technology today. Was this troubled genius actually an agent of extraterrestrials, with inventions being downloaded like a hologram to his mind? Was his unique brain able to access the Akashic Record - gaining tidbits of knowledge that only hyperdimensional beings can comprehend? Was he robbed of his greatest accolades by jealous peers who fe...
Jun 11, 2019•1 hr 44 min
The boys took a trip to the transcendant Contact in the Desert 2019 event in Indian Wells, CA for a whopping 4 days - resulting in an 3 hour mega-podcast recapping their adventures! An intimate conversation with David Hatcher Childress, the realization that David Wilcock is the most arrogant man to walk the Multiverse, did Steve finally find love, and plenty of people watching galore can all be heard on this very spiritual episode about a very spiritual convention. Let's proooooooooooooooooobe i...
Jun 04, 2019•3 hr 4 min
Sorry we're late with this episode! Our plucky ancient astronaut theorists probe deep into the annals of the oft-conspiracized race of Reptillian extraterrestrials that are shadow-ruling our entire planet. Who were they? Why were they cast out as villains of a great alien civil war? Are they behind the hybridization of humanity? Are they good or evil? Let's prooooooooooobe into these cold blooded killers and see what makes the Reptilians tick!
May 28, 2019•1 hr 31 min
