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Probably True

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are, none of us, alone.

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its creator, it’s a smutty but charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

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Episodes

Twister (with Orson Deane)

Adult Entertainment star Orson Deane talks us through his adventures into and out of (and then back into) the world of 'Gentleman's Asides', the self-realisations that come after taking too much Viagra, and how having a porn star for a boyfriend isn't all it's cracked up to be. Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  Always interesting, definitely amusing, Probably True - the repeatedly-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way...

Aug 05, 201925 minSeason 5Ep. 10

Dealbreakers

Let's talk red flags. And butter. And Thundercats. What're the warning signs that let you know it's time to grab your coat and get the hell out of Dodge? More importantly, what's the deeper, underlying meaning behind them, and how can realising it help you in your life? Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex Join the community at https://flick.group/probablytrue Always interesting, definitely amusing, Probably True - the repeatedly-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tacklin...

Jul 29, 201910 minSeason 5Ep. 9

Stranger (with Huw Lemmey)

Writer and podcaster Huw Lemmey talks about that time a late-night Grindr hookup went sideways, and what happened next. Sometimes, relying on the kindness of strangers is exactly what you need. Other times... Not so much. Time to be brave. (Apologies for the slight sound quality issues this week - we were working from backup mics instead of the usual high-quality ones. Back to normal next episode!) Always interesting, definitely amusing, Probably True.   Join the community at https://f...

Jul 22, 201919 minSeason 5Ep. 8

School

Back to school: Hidden trauma, horny teens, and hope. I try to inspire young minds, but actually just travel through time and eat biscuits. Always interesting, definitely amusing, Probably True.   Join the community at https://flick.group/probablytrue Probably True is the repeatedly-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its creator, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures.   Or, to put i...

Jul 15, 20199 minSeason 5Ep. 7

Check (with Adam Smith)

Checking in means more than just "Was it good for you?" I'm joined by writer, podcaster and all round nice guy Adam to talk about sex, submission and, strangely, spreadsheets. We discuss voyeurism, the nature of friendship, and the many uses of email lists. Always interesting, definitely amusing, Probably True.   Join the community at https://flick.group/probablytrue Probably True is the repeatedly-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and e...

Jul 08, 201928 minSeason 5Ep. 6

Shot

Who were Marsha P. Johnson and Storme Delaverie? Why are they important? A trip through LGBTQ history, sort of. Another Pride-themed episode, for Pride month. Join the Probably True community on the Flick app! https://flick.group/probablytrue Always interesting, definitely amusing, Probably True.   Probably True is the repeatedly-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its creator, it is a smutty-but-charming collec...

Jul 01, 201915 minSeason 5Ep. 5

Divine (with Bradley Birkholz)

When your God wants you to have gay sex, it's best not to argue. This week YouTuber, writer, and activist Bradley Birkholz tells the story of his horny teenage subconscious and the infinite power of Christ combining to, erm, ruin his bedsheets. As mentioned in this episode, the Rainbow Railroad do great work with vulnerable LGBTQ people in dangerous situations, and can be found at https://www.rainbowrailroad.com/ Join the Probably True community on the Flick app! https://flick.group/probablytrue...

Jun 24, 201921 minSeason 5Ep. 4

Sandwich

In this year's Pride episode, I get a bit defensive of the flag, a bit hungry for glitter, and a bit greasy from an orgy in Marks & Spencer's. Probably. Happy Pride, everyone! Remember to ask the companies so keen to take your money over Pride Season what they're doing for your community during the rest of the year. Join the Probably True community on the Flick app! https://flick.group/probablytrue Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True.  Probably True is the repeatedl...

Jun 17, 20199 minSeason 5Ep. 3

Donkey (with Matt Baume)

When someone says 'Pinocchio fetish' it's not always about that extending nose. Probably True's first guest contributor is the lovely Matt Baume - creator , YouTuber , activist and dungeon master . Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True.   Join the Probably True community on the Flick app! https://flick.group/probablytrue Probably True is the repeatedly-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its c...

Jun 10, 201922 minSeason 5Ep. 2

Mission

What should you do when God speaks to you? Listen. Even when she does it in French and starts going on about crisps. Here's what she had to say:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqpEz7CAJxU Series 5 of the repeatedly-award-winning queer storytelling series is here, bringing you all the filth you're used to, along with some new stuff, too.  Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Join the Probably True community on the Flick app! https://flick.group/probablytrue Probab...

Jun 03, 20198 minSeason 5Ep. 1

Moral

There's been a lot of people asking a stupid question this week, so please join me on this little soapbox as I have a little rant about the damage of "just asking the question". OR: Why pretending gays don't exist just leads to even more blowjobs.   Join the Probably True community on the Flick app! https://flick.group/probablytrue Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True.   Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tacklin...

Apr 01, 201910 min

League

Why you should always flirt with barmen, and why it's easier to be stupid if you're pretty. Join the Probably True community on the Flick app! https://flick.group/probablytrue Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of queer life and ...

Dec 03, 201811 minSeason 4Ep. 8

Teeth

Sometimes I'm not the best role model: A story of aligners, allies and Alanis Morissette.  Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex from a London gay. ProbablyTruePodcast.com \\ @unlikelylad The...

Nov 12, 20189 minSeason 4Ep. 7

Dick

A penis size scale; gym shower glimpses; and the dangers of Vix VapoRub. Or: Bigger isn't better, but that won't stop us obsessing over great big cocks.  Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex...

Oct 29, 20189 minSeason 4Ep. 6

Crush

Starring in your own personal rom-com, or getting cockslapped by Cupid - however you describe it, nothing beats a good crush for perking up your day. But is it best to pursue or appreciate from afar? Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, St...

Oct 22, 201810 minSeason 4Ep. 5

Snog

Slobber. Bad breath. A tongue like a malfunctioning blender. Drawing on my depressingly wide experience of bad kissers, I explain how to not be one yourself. OR: How to snog someone without choking them with your tongue. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to p...

Oct 08, 20189 minSeason 4Ep. 4

Dry

Porn plotlines, treating yourself and getting on the wagon. OR, Self improvement: You better work. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex from a London gay. ProbablyTruePodcast.com \\ @unlikelylad T...

Oct 01, 201810 minSeason 4Ep. 3

Toys

On sex toys, airport security, Victorian medicine and dishwasher maintenance.  Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex from a London gay. ProbablyTruePodcast.com \\ @unlikelylad Theme music is '...

Sep 24, 20188 minSeason 4Ep. 2

Holiday

Naked hotel selfies, flirting via Google Translate, the joys of foreign chat-up lines, and advice for handling compliments from extremely attractive people. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex fr...

Sep 17, 20188 minSeason 4Ep. 1

Display

Public displays of affection, why some restraint is nice, and how different things would be if only I showed people the same level of affection I show food.  Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is the multi-award-winning, slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of queer life and...

Jun 04, 20189 minSeason 3Ep. 14

Section

Section 28: Difficult to make funny. OR: I wrote a one-man play and it might have SAVED MY LIFE. (Probably not, but it certainly taught me things no amount of teachers or magazines in hedges did.) Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Probably True is a multi-award-winning, slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it anothe...

May 29, 20189 minSeason 3Ep. 13

Naked

Naked boys reading, naked boys dancing, naked boys regretting their choice of venue. OR: Whatever happened to my favourite pair of shoes? London LGBTQ+ Community Centre crowdfunder Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of awards for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards two years in a row, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-cha...

May 20, 201810 minSeason 3Ep. 12

Accom

Liquitabs, squats, dead Prime Ministers and the smell of balls - All part of the joys of deciding: Can you accom, m8? Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way,...

May 07, 20188 minSeason 3Ep. 11

Gluttony

In which our hero learns that you can't replace self-love and respect with dick and cake. Not even the kind with pink icing and high heels. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, ...

Apr 29, 20188 minSeason 3Ep. 10

Single

On relationships, pillow-biting, and refusing to settle. Or: Wanting a relationship like River Song and The Doctor. (Granted, she did dedicate her life to killing him, but it all worked out in the end, so shush.) Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its au...

Apr 22, 20189 minSeason 3Ep. 9

Age

Nobody likes to be reminded that they're getting old, and doing it mid-shag is the cruellest way of all. But perhaps it's not all bad; that bastard Clooney manages ok... Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collectio...

Apr 15, 20189 minSeason 3Ep. 8

Gym

Scaring boys in the gym showers, comparing personal trainer services, and taking powders before working out. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories ...

Apr 08, 20188 minSeason 3Ep. 7

Trans

I went on a date with a Trans guy. It didn't go great, but probably not for the reasons you're imagining. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of ...

Apr 01, 20187 minSeason 3Ep. 6

Q+A pt2

Including advice for podcasters, marketing on Grindr, and the general ugliness of genitals. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, Stories of queer life and...

Mar 25, 20188 minSeason 3Ep. 5

Hotel

On hotels, sexytimes, and rock and roll. Or at least grunt and squirm. Grab your complimentary citrus-scented body lotion and fire up the travel iron. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adven...

Mar 18, 20188 minSeason 3Ep. 4
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