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Probably True

Flashheart Digitalwww.probablytruepodcast.com

Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are, none of us, alone.

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its creator, it’s a smutty but charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

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Transcripts, story submissions, and all things Probably True can be found at ProbablyTruePodcast.com   

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Episodes

Rewrite

Thoughts about how we often rewrite reality to suit ourselves, buff guys at work, and a possible case of Terminal Herpes. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another ...

Mar 11, 20189 minSeason 3Ep. 3

Share

Flatmates: The joys and otherwise of sharing your space. Thin walls, how to watch YouTube in the shower, and an unorthodox approach to avoiding vet's bills. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal...

Mar 04, 20188 minSeason 3Ep. 2

Reject

A story about how Grindr hookups don't always go to plan, and how to deal with it when it happens. Also, exciting breakfast food and the phrase "two humps and a shudder". Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collecti...

Feb 25, 201810 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Christmas

A hatred of Christmas music, inappropriate uses for parental taxi services, and survival tips for Christmas. Because sometimes just surviving is enough. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adv...

Dec 22, 20177 minSeason 2Ep. 33

Respect

The tale of my first Grindr date, ways to avoid green tea spray, and a gamer's perspective on doing 'bum stuff'. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, stor...

Dec 05, 201710 minSeason 2Ep. 32

Threesome

Why wanting to be the most attractive person in the room isn't a great idea (and impossible, hopefully), as well as a weird and sticky idea for transport. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal a...

Nov 26, 20178 minSeason 2Ep. 31

Romance

What counts as romantic? Are you SURE you want to make love to someone? Who should go upstairs first? The answer to these questions and more in this week's episode! Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of ...

Nov 07, 20178 minSeason 2Ep. 30

Date

Bad dates, boring dates and crying in public: Why it's important not to settle. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, stories of queer life and even queer-...

Oct 29, 201710 minSeason 2Ep. 29

Film

The importance of queer cinema, sex in Star Trek and a rant about toothpaste. Also, the thing with the Centurion was NOT me, before anyone asks. And yes, the Icelandic horror thing really freaked my little socks off. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like it...

Oct 23, 201711 minSeason 2Ep. 28

Death

The countdown to my demise; who could beat up God; and something kinky involving a typewriter and homicide. All this and musings around death and dying. It's not as depressing as it sounds. Probably. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a...

Oct 01, 201714 minSeason 2Ep. 27

Flirt

I give away some hard-won flirting tips, and explain how even a bad experience can be made good. Sort of. Keep the Ben & Jerry's on standby, just in case. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal a...

Sep 17, 20178 minSeason 2Ep. 26

Phobia

A chat with a Proper Lad inspires a rant (and very few jokes). Micro-aggressions, weather control and some names we shouldn't forget. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put...

Sep 12, 201711 minSeason 2Ep. 25

Grope

A trip to a sauna isn't normally a birthday present, but this one leads to thoughts on consent, and some tips on oral sex. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another...

Aug 28, 20178 minSeason 2Ep. 24

Curse

What do you do when the sex isn't going your way? Panic and record a podcast about it. Or: Bad sex - The connoisseur's guide. SUPPORT PROBABLY TRUE ON PATREON: http://patreon.com/probablytrue Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy (almost-weekly) storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty...

Aug 22, 20179 minSeason 2Ep. 23

Orgy

Chemsex. Chillouts. Group sex. Whatever you want to call it, I've failed magnificently at it. OR: Big sweaty man-piles, lubey hands and ugly dogs. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventure...

Aug 15, 20178 minSeason 2Ep. 21

Porn

80s movies, weird X-Men powers and finding a textbook erotic; OR: How pornography gave a queer young man hope in a bleak Northern mining town. Think Kes, but with a lot more wanking. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charm...

Aug 01, 201711 minSeason 2Ep. 20

Amazing

How to be confident, courageous and entirely yourself: The Scott Flashheart way (although mostly I stole it from Samantha on Sex & The City). Recorded on a building site, apparently. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-c...

Jul 18, 201710 minSeason 2Ep. 19

Q&A pt1

I said 'Ask me anything', so I guess this is my own fault. Featuring: poppers mishaps, extended heckling, a raspy throat and a question about incest. Sweet Jesus, people. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collecti...

Jul 10, 201711 minSeason 2Ep. 18

Hung

Why having a really big wang isn't all that great (so I'm told) OR, why I'm like a cat with a toy, and what scares a broflake? (Apologies for the iffy quality - tech issues.) Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming coll...

Jul 03, 20178 minSeason 2Ep. 17

Bar

What's to blame for gay bars closing? Why aren't I wearing socks? How did I cope with being in a gay bar for the first time? OR: Fear And Drinking In Las Nottingham - the story of my first, terrified trip to a 'proper' gay bar. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. M...

Jun 18, 201712 minSeason 2Ep. 16

Pride

Pride season is here, so it's time to do something stupid in public! OR: I talk a bit about gay rights around the world, and how my year 7 art teacher almost ruined sex for me one time. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-ch...

Jun 04, 20179 minSeason 2Ep. 15

Swear

A wonky look at the concept of swearwords, and how we cover them up. OR: Fun with bleeps; I read the Naughty News; and I look a little closer at the word 'cuck'. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of per...

May 29, 20177 minSeason 2Ep. 14

Kink

Leather? Whips? Nipple clamps? What counts as kinky, and how can you tell? OR: This gimp suit isn't doing it for me, but it took an hour to put on. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventur...

May 21, 20177 minSeason 2Ep. 13

Word

I go off on one about my housemate's imaginary girlfriend and his unwitting use of a naughty word that rhymes with 'maggot'. Also, I show off my (literally incredible) accent skills. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charm...

May 15, 20177 minSeason 2Ep. 12

Straight

A brief meditation on the desire to be 'one of the lads' by someone who can never be. OR: Why I shouldn't be left alone with a hot guy's dirty laundry. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adve...

May 07, 201710 minSeason 2Ep. 11

Dark

On depression, demons and scouts learning bondage, OR: Why I'm afraid of the dark. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, stories of queer life and even que...

Apr 17, 20177 minSeason 2Ep. 10

Hair

On man-fur, memories and unqualified brazilian waxes. OR: How I nearly melted my nipples. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, stories of queer life and e...

Apr 09, 20177 minSeason 2Ep. 9

W*nk

Stories of teenage impulses, ruined carpets and sleeping brothers. OR: Measuring self-love in millilitres. Hopefully interesting, occasionally funny, Probably True.  Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, stor...

Apr 02, 20179 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Monogamy

On falling in love, plumbing, and vegans. Also, glitter. OR: Speaking your needs in a relationship. And glitter. Hopefully interesting; occasionally funny: Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another way, stor...

Mar 26, 20177 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Unprotected

On shame, self-respect, and The Thing we don't talk about. OR: How to own a mistake, and turn it into a lesson instead. Hopefully interesting; occasionally funny: Probably True. Winner of the Silver award for Best Entertainment Podcast at the British Podcast Awards 2017, Probably True is a slightly filthy, almost-weekly storytelling project tackling LGBT issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its author, it is a smutty-but-charming collection of personal adventures. Or, to put it another wa...

Mar 19, 20176 minSeason 2Ep. 6
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