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Probably True

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Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. 

Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are, none of us, alone.

The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Much like its creator, it’s a smutty but charming collection of personal misadventures working to make the world a better place, one silly, sexy story at a time.  

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Episodes

Scream

Louder is better, but why? And how do you make sure they're not faking it? What do you do if you bring home a screamer? What noise-cancelling technology does every relationship need? These questions AND MORE 'answered' in this thrilling episode! YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/HqW4F64jzcs    — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Crea...

Apr 30, 202512 minSeason 15Ep. 7

Gut (with Matt Baume)

Learning to listen to your gut takes time, practice, and accidentally starring in a very 'niche' sort of porn film. No, more niche than that. Like, REALLY specialised. If you've ever found yourself going along with something and REALLY wondering why you didn't just say 'no thanks!' and run away screaming, then Matt Baume's story might resonate. Buy a signed copy of Matt's Book, 'Hi Honey, I'm Homo!': https://gaysitcoms.com More info, links, and fantastic queer culture: https://MattBaume.com YouT...

Apr 23, 202537 minSeason 15Ep. 6

Ruling

A reaction to the (nonsensical, transphobic) April 2025 Supreme Court Ruling on 'biological sex'. Not my best work - apologies for the iffy audio and wonky camera; I didn't have acces to my usual recording setup. Done is better than perfect. YouTube version:    https://youtu.be/TT1iQWnSBrA — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created t...

Apr 16, 202512 minSeason 15Ep. 5

Dare (with Sean Hemeon)

As a teenager, Sean Hemeon had the hots for his best friend. The only problem? He's a good little Mormon boy and his best friend is straight. Join Sean as he discusses the life-changing power of rampant hormones, teenage drinking games, and well-placed gym equipment. Find out more about Sean's many talents at https://SeanHemeon.com Follow him on Insta: https://instagram.com/Sean_Hemeon YouTube version:   https://youtu.be/8Tj2eQ-qI8Q   — Probably True - Stories of queer life and ev...

Apr 03, 202541 minSeason 15Ep. 4

Do

How To Save The World (and why you don't have to be happy about it) Being A Good Person isn't easy, in fact it's often really quite annoying. Still, though. This episode includes all the stuff you need to be a Good Person: Swearing, poetry, care-bears, and face-testicles. And maybe snot on your hoodie. Watch the YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/Ma4x-FjNd_c    — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storyt...

Mar 26, 202511 minSeason 15Ep. 3

Recovery part 2 (with LGBT Foundation)

For queer people struggling with substance abuse, loneliness, and addiction, the LGBT Foundation's Recovery Team can be literal lifesavers. Part 2 of my special episode, talking to two people who've used the service. CW: SUBSTANCE ABUSE is discussed in detail throughout. If you're affected by any of the issues in this episode, you can visit https://chemsafe.space  to learn more and talk to a member of the Recovery Team today. LGBT Foundation website: https://lgbt.foundation   BlueSky: ...

Mar 10, 202521 minSeason 15Ep. 2

Recovery (with LGBT Foundation) part 1

For queer people struggling with substance abuse, loneliness, and addiction, the LGBT Foundation's Recovery Team can be literal lifesavers. In the first of a special two-part episode, I talk to two people who've used the service and discuss their experiences. CW: SUBSTANCE ABUSE is discussed in detail throughout. If you're affected by any of the issues in this episode, you can visit https://chemsafe.space  to learn more and talk to a member of the Recovery Team today. LGBT Foundation websit...

Mar 05, 202523 minSeason 15Ep. 1

Camping (with Upton Rand)

Sleeping under the stars, spending time in the countryside, wandering into a leather convention and getting surrounded by a pack of pups...? For Upton Rand, finding out about America's gay campgrounds was a revelation. One he decided to grab with both hands. And probably his mouth. You can see photos of him and his pup, find out more about his shenanigans, AND order his book, 'Gay Campgrounds' right here: https://www.gaymensfieldguide.com/ COME SEE ME DO STANDUP COMEDY! My show, 'Fuck Me I'm Old...

Nov 04, 202432 minSeason 14Ep. 4

Contact

Eye contact: essential for cruising, flirting, and romance. At least, according to the books. But how much is too much? Why do we look away when it happens accidentally? Join me as I torture a metaphor, miss out on a shower with a hottie, and generally explore one of those things you don't think about until it's not there anymore. YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/IeE5BoXRZ1s GET YOUR LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/probablytrue    — Probably True - Stories of queer life and...

Oct 28, 202414 minSeason 14Ep. 3

Monster (with Jordan Gonsalves)

Jordan Gonsalves loved Lady Gaga long before he loved guys, but through her music, very slow internet connections, and some free tickets to the Monsters Ball, he also learned to love himself. Jordan's queer history podcast, But We Loved, is available on all good podcatchers and here: https://www.butweloved.com/   Jordan's Socials: instagram.com/jor_gonsalves   twitter.com/jor_gonsalves   All material in this podcast is used under the Fair Use copyright policy, and no ownership of ...

Oct 14, 202431 minSeason 14Ep. 2

Retain

GET TICKETS FOR PROBABLY TRUE @ THE CHEERFUL EARFUL PODCAST FESTIVAL: https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/probably-true-live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-20th-oct-tickets Does retaining semen improve your health? Can you increase testosterone by storing your seed? How can holding on to your jizz help you sleep? All these questions AND MORE answered in this week's Probably True podcast! YouTube version: https://youtu.be/Nv5cpztnCU8 — Probably True - Stories of queer life an...

Oct 07, 202413 minSeason 14Ep. 1

Tickets Available for Probably True LIVE!

Come and see Probably True LIVE ON STAGE! London, Sunday October 20th as part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival! Buy tickets (please): https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/probably-true-live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-20th-oct-tickets — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that w...

Sep 30, 20242 min

Live

I got a nasty throat infection, so rather than torture my tonsils trying to croak my way through a 'proper' episode, let's end this season with a clip from that live show. Thanks to everyone that came (HUNDREDS of people! It was amazing.) and if you want to hear the rest of the show, get in touch - I'm sure there's a queer venue near you that would welcome a performance from me and my (many, many) nob jokes. YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/hNLbXILi4J4    — Probably True - Stori...

Jun 10, 202411 minSeason 13Ep. 11

Casual (with Todd Baratz)

How do you have better sex with strangers? Send more nudes? Shower together? Get better at organising hookups? Sex therapist Todd Baretz shares the story of how sex with lots of random men helped him realise the truth: anonymous shags weren't for him, and the best way to get good sex is to get to know the person you're shagging. Order your copy of Todd's book, How To Love Someone Without Losing Your Mind here: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/723331/how-to-love-someone-without-losing-you...

Jun 03, 202431 minSeason 13Ep. 10

Divorce (with Karl Dunn)

Fighting for equal marriage is one thing, but actually living happily ever after is quite another. Writer Karl Dunn shares his experiences of the side of equal marriage that we don't talk about: Divorce, and how it helped him find community and insights in some unlikely places. Get your copy of Karl's book: https://www.karldunn.com/book YouTube version:   https://youtu.be/ooauTayXKDo   TICKETS TO F*CK ME, I'M OLD: https://bit.ly/FuckMeImOld (Eventbrite) ---- Probably True - Storie...

May 20, 202442 minSeason 13Ep. 8

Narcissus (with Sacha Coward)

From Greek legends to Socialist vegetables via the world of instagram and teenage angst: Queer Historian Sacha Coward pops in for some impromptu therapy grounded in ideas of beauty, vanity, and big muscly dudes not wearing much. Pre-order your copy of Sacha's book, Queer As Folklore: https://unbound.com/books/queer-as-folklore YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/XP8eHQsm8rI   — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly...

May 13, 202434 minSeason 13Ep. 7

Glove

Can condoms make sex more... sexy? Should we say Grace before filling our mouths? Why was I such a weird teenager? All these questions and more are pretty much ignored in favour of making some silly jokes. Standard, really. From straight students to sexual Sherlocks, we're touching on every aspect of johnnies, nodders, and spaff-catchers. Just be sure to wash your hands afterwards. YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/uzMbEJ8I4uk    — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even q...

May 06, 202413 minSeason 13Ep. 6

Snake

According to Andrew Tate, if you enjoy making sweet love with a woman, you're gay. I look into why anyone would say something so strange, while trying not to die of a hangover. A lesser person would surely have perished. Also: The naked version of a meeting that could have been an email, why you shouldn't eat too many cakes, and what to google if you're not having fun in bed. YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/NELFhavOxPE — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  ...

Apr 29, 202411 minSeason 13Ep. 5

Quickie

Just a quick and dirty moment to keep you going until the next episode. Featuring: Disastrous flirting, a (hilarious) transgender joke, and news of an upcoming live show. Thrilling(/terrifying) stuff! YouTube version:  https://youtu.be/13VdenOz3To — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none o...

Apr 22, 20242 min

Wisdom (with Patrick Marano)

[CW: Drug use & addiction] Youtube sensation and Adult Entertainer Patrick Marano brings us three tales of sex, drugs, and the wisdom of sluts. Featuring: The Good Old Days, Definitely NOT dead family, and The Wanted. Also: second-hand sex toys, near-death experiences, and Canadian strippers. Find out more and check out Patrick's work at https://patrickmarano.com/ YouTube version: https://youtu.be/M-qbQ0pU_hQ — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly...

Apr 15, 202427 minSeason 13Ep. 4

Construct

What gender-neutral words can you use for queer people instead of 'Daddy'? From Star Trek to star signs, here's a queer take on the struggles of being non-binary when you look very cis. And totes masc. ALSO! From Astrology to Apology: how to avoid misgendering someone, what to do if you mess it up, and why courtroom dramas should incorporate star signs. YouTube version: https://youtu.be/nrQmbmY8Lsg — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning,...

Apr 08, 20249 minSeason 13Ep. 3

Inspire (with Dr. Alfredo Carpineti)

History is full of queer role models - you just have to know where to look. From 'confirmed batchelor' to 'Just Good Friends', Dr Alfredo Carpineti explains how our gay, lesbian, bisexual, and trans heroes are hiding in plain sight throughout history. (Turns out the 'step-bro' thing has been around a VERY long time...) LINKS! - Buy a copy of Alfredo's book about science, queers, and history: 'Invisible Rainbows - Exploring the Unseen Universe Beyond Our Senses': https://unbound.com/books/invisib...

Apr 01, 202433 minSeason 13Ep. 2

Procedure

An interrupted gym session leads to looking for support in all the wrong places, a message from God, and the need to search deep inside myself. Really deep. All the way in there. Also involved: the best biscuit, some surprisingly strong pelvic floor muscles, and an unexpected way of dealing with stubborn sweetcorn. YouTube version: https://youtu.be/R1Rx-pJ1iRs ---- Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling projec...

Mar 25, 202416 minSeason 13Ep. 1

Away

The BEST transgender joke ever told. AND I'm taking a little break. I need to rest and hibernate and generally recharge. Back in a couple of weeks.  YouTube version: https://youtu.be/96S4TdE2f3E — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone.  Get exclusive content, sticker...

Feb 02, 20243 min

Bingo (with Nathaniel J Hall)

[CONTENT WARNING: Gross STI symptoms and some mentions of drug use.] Sex, drugs, and... Cameras up your bum: Actor, writer and HIV Activist Nathaniel talks us through some bad luck, iffy decisions and slightly strange medical referrals. YouTube version: https://youtu.be/KQeJCwZAUFM — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our que...

Jan 22, 202434 minSeason 12Ep. 7

Manners

'Inspired' by more awful experiences, here's one tart's guide to better bedroom etiquette. And if anyone knows manners, it's the English. Featuring: The best grip to use when tickling his fancy; what their choice of drink says about your sexual opponent; and why respect is key. Also involving, for no real reason: Half-melted waxworks, a terrifying Roomba, and a sulking hottie. YouTube version: https://youtu.be/3tqCBSe6PYc — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex.  The r...

Jan 15, 202414 minSeason 12Ep. 6

Merry

Christmas doesn't have to be merry - sometimes it's ok just to get through the day. Featuring a hatred of Christmas music brought on by trying to 'do Christmas right' while dealing with seasonal depression, a portacabin with delusions of grandeur, and the joys of spending Christmas with my mother. I hope your festive season goes as well as it can. If you're feeling lonely or down, come join me in the Probably True Discord: https://discord.gg/n3aNaj533T (this is the 'join us' thing I blather on a...

Dec 19, 202312 minSeason 12Ep. 5

Vibe (with CJ DeBarra)

The secret double life of author, journalist and LGBTQ+ sex communicator CJ deBarra. It involves the benefits of drug-infused lube, a terrifying number of sex toys (some of them extremely large), and the realisation that being honest, open, and proud of who you are and what you do is the best way to live. Cj's first book, 'NeuroQueer: A Neurodivergent Guide to Love, Sex, and Everything in Between' is available here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/NeuroQueer-N... Their website is https://carobarry.com/...

Dec 11, 202334 minSeason 12Ep. 4

Look

"You don't look non-binary" is a phrase I've heard (and thought) a lot in the last couple of years. Am I letting the side down? What DOES a non-binary person look like? Join this sweary quest as we get to the heart of the matter. Includes: Drag queens! Donuts! Historical homophobia! My nan! Several really FLIPPING annoying police sirens! Doesn't include: Skin-coloured underwear! Big, veiny distractions! Any ACTUAL research! YouTube version: https://youtu.be/IqwKPbgdrKk --- Probably True - Storie...

Dec 04, 202311 minSeason 12Ep. 3

Stone (with Kyle Turner)

CONTENT WARNING: Discussing the use of wacky baccy to improve meat shenanigans. Writer, film critic and big massive stoner Kyle Turner shares his experiences of mixing adult funtimes with Lucifer's Lettuce. Spoiler: It doesn't always go well. Featuring a guide to buying Adult Toys, an anti-intervention, and getting perved on during some Alone Time by a flaming skull. You can order copies of Kyle's book, harangue him on Twitter, and check out everything else he does via his website: https://www.t...

Nov 27, 202325 minSeason 12Ep. 2
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