From tossing salad to tickling their fancy, there are lots of ways to talk about eating ass. Kissing bootay. Twiddling their balloon knot. Due to YouTube being boring, I had to come up with lots of fun ways of talking about one of my favourite hobbies, including why you shouldn't try it in the shower. So, pull up a face, make sure you're sitting comfortably, and we'll begin. YouTube version: https://youtu.be/lPOPqOc8cRw — Probably True - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The rep...
Nov 20, 2023•9 min•Season 12Ep. 1
Is 'queer' a slur? A silly question, perhaps, but someone on the internet was annoying and I needed to rant about it. Featuring: Tree bukkake, TERFs, and some dodgy audio that (hopefully) I will have sorted out before the season starts properly in a few weeks time. NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! Check out https://youtu.be/TYLbilyGw0E to see these words coming out of my face! --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tac...
Sep 22, 2023•11 min•Season 11Ep. 14
I amuse myself (and hopefully you) with an end-of-season tour of some of the place names I have lived in, their meanings, and other historical word-nerdy stuff. There's shagging in the park, Russian trains, American guns, and the *true* meaning of Manchester. Words are fun. Back in a few weeks. Until then, be good to yourself, and look after our queer siblings. We need it now more than ever. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy stor...
Aug 09, 2023•10 min•Season 11Ep. 13
Jonny's adventures on the New York nightlife scene in the early 2000s involve first love, sluttery, and turning pain into something beautiful. Or, if not beautiful, then at least a Gay Pimp Daddy wearing rhinestone jeans. An inspiring story of how "I'll show HIM!" somehow became fame, fortune, and a career spanning decades. GoGo For The Gold: https://youtu.be/gUzHSuYp1eE Hey Qween YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCStjBZ-91yduQVNtsBkjgJQ Soccer Practice music video: https://youtu.be/0rex...
Jul 18, 2023•38 min•Season 11Ep. 12
A symbol, a strap, and the true meaning of the only flag I care about. Or: How struggling to buy a Pride flag helped me realise that it’s definitely not for me. Also: Naked morning routines, shaved cats, and why I’m Queer Royalty. (In case it wasn’t obvious.) BONUS FEATURE: A huge info-dump about my life that could easily have been an email. (Don’t worry - it’s at the end so you can skip it if you don’t care.) ---- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, ...
Jul 10, 2023•14 min•Season 11Ep. 11
[CW: Alcohol abuse and suicidal ideation] The life-changing effects of Star Trek-themed sex. Check out Sean's filth at https://twitter.com/alttrekkie ---- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collection of personal misadventures working to ...
Jun 26, 2023•26 min•Season 11Ep. 10
A how-to guide to group shenanigans. What's the best etiquette for multiplayer funtimes? Cheap lube, parasols, and Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Come see me do my first ever 'proper' standup gig, as part of the Frog & Bucket standup showcase! Sun 17th June 2023: https://frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873546210/events/128471045 --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fu...
Jun 12, 2023•12 min•Season 11Ep. 9
Poppers: All the answers, none of the headache. Where did they come from? Are they illegal? Why are there so many videos about them on 'adult' sites? Which drugs should you avoid while using them? (Spoiler: all of them. Seriously. Don't mix your drugs.) Queer author, historian and friend of the show Adam Zmith returns to talk us through the ins and outs (and in again, now hold it. That's it. Keep holding it, you little popper pig. Ok, now let it out.) of everyone's favourite "room odourisers". T...
May 22, 2023•30 min•Season 11Ep. 8
It's Mental Health Awareness week, so here's a queer look at being diagnosed with ADHD & Autism in my late 30s, how to use your powers for good, and why therapy is a good thing. (Or: How Star Trek helped with my spicy brain, why you should never go Full Sherlock, and the least appropriate time to make a cup of tea.) --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created...
May 15, 2023•10 min•Season 11Ep. 7
Warrior-Queen and star of the Elder episode, George Hodson, passed away this week at the age of 74. Here's me saying a few nice words, and a repeat of Elder, his story of love, sex, queerness, and absolutely no shame. The full, unedited recording of the conversation with George that became his Probably True episode is available for free at https://patreon.com/probablytrue . (There are a couple of nice asides and additional stories that didn't make it into the final episode, and it's available fo...
May 08, 2023•29 min•Season 11Ep. 6
The fun (and irritating) experience of changing your name to something with less chest hair; advice for anyone thinking about doing something (anything!); and what they'd say about me if I were in a dog's home. Includes nightmare jobs, being drunk and trying to flirt, and The Tragedy of Esmerelda Cheyne. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all o...
May 01, 2023•11 min•Season 11Ep. 5
Would you say "I love you" to a stranger in the middle of sex? Join Theatre Director Charles, myself, and a considerable amount of Whiskey as we talk about those Three Little Words, and how they can improve sex, even with a one-night stand. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. Much lik...
Apr 24, 2023•23 min•Season 11Ep. 4
How honest should you be with your partner? Is there anything sexier than the naked truth? Should Death By Powerpoint be illegal under the Geneva Convention? From naughty storytime to drunken shag-maps, I spend too long on Twitter, consider the pros and cons of knowing everything about your lover's past, and get a bit Carrie Bradshaw about the whole thing. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issu...
Apr 17, 2023•8 min•Season 11Ep. 3
Boys, boners, and... Balloons? Listener Ray 'pops' in to share the thing that gets him in the mood, whether it's in the privacy of his bedroom, a public street in Istanbul, or a bar with a particularly 'helpful' bartender... ------ Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. Much like its creator...
Apr 11, 2023•36 min•Season 11Ep. 2
What it means to turn 39a: Embracing my Golden Girls era, thoroughly disappointing whippersnappers, and a long ramble about how things were different When I Were Young. Stegosaurus, since you ask. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming co...
Apr 03, 2023•12 min
This isn't a podcast episode. There are no jokes, no fun stories, and no theme music. It's just me, being angry and sad about Brianna Ghey. I had a lot of feelings and, in true "I have a podcast" fashion, I hope this is a constructive way of dealing with them. I'm sorry it's not duck jokes and silliness. New episodes are coming soon, so there'll be plenty of that then. Check in on your friends. They are probably not ok. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-...
Feb 27, 2023•8 min•Season 10Ep. 14
Getting jiggy on a bouncy castle ends in blood, marshmallows aren't conducive to good sex, and metronomes aren't sex toys. Not even at 120bpm. The last episode of Probably True in the current season and it's a quick and dirty affair, just as these things should be. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of...
Sep 26, 2022•6 min•Season 10Ep. 13
From closeted relationship to proud LGBTQ advocate: Michael's story involves playing it straight, getting relationship advice from a hookup, and crying in the toilets. We've all been there. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. Much like its creator, it’s a smutty-but-charming collectio...
Sep 08, 2022•20 min•Season 10Ep. 12
On your marks, get wet, go! From sexy time to finish line, featuring various flavours of antidepressants, several tortured metaphors, and the wisdom of the ages. Possibly. A story of people too pretty to Do It Themselves, personal highlight reels, and remembering to stop and smell the rosebuds along the way. -- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind al...
Aug 24, 2022•11 min•Season 10Ep. 11
How do you tell your child you're non-binary? With food. And ice cream. And lots of books. Coming out as bi, non-binary, and grey-ace later (but not *late*) in life means there might be awkward conversations with your kid. Also paperwork. So much paperwork. Pink, Blue and You (via Pride Bookshop): https://bit.ly/3QFd0J6 Marley's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thenonbinaryparent/ --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytellin...
Aug 15, 2022•23 min•Season 10Ep. 10
Constantly beset and bedevilled by the feeling you're Not Doing Gay Right? (Or trans, or non-binary, or bi, etc, etc) Me too! A little look at what it means to be visible, who decides if we're doing it right, and something about a Findus Crispy Pancake that will probably put you off your dinner. Don't let the straights get inside your head, they'll only make you boring. Monkeypox: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgQC8CYvpZa/ Probably True on YouTube! https://bit.ly/ProbablyTrueTube --...
Aug 09, 2022•13 min•Season 10Ep. 9
[TRIGGER WARNING: CONVERSION THERAPY] Ex-outreach pastor for notorious Ex-Gay religious organisation Exodus Ministries, George, shares his story of how, when he tried to 'pray away the gay', he ended up gaying away the pray. Eventually. George's book, My Gay Church Days , is available now, and you can reach him via his Insta account, @MyGayChurchDays . Let him know I sent ya. ;) --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling proj...
Jul 18, 2022•29 min•Season 10Ep. 8
Is it worse to work in a boring 9-5 or get someone off in ten minutes and go back to bed? It's called a blow job for a reason, Stephanie. Stories of an amateur tart trading Gentleman's Services for a haircut, thoughts on happy endings, and the only kind of healing you get from crystals. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblin...
Jul 11, 2022•11 min•Season 10Ep. 7
[CONTENT WARNING: Sexual and emotional abuse; thoughts of suicide.] Michael tells how his local priest insinuated his way into the lives of his devout family, before manipulating and abusing him over many years, how he managed to break free, and the difficulties he found when trying to hold those responsible accountable. A heavy listen, a story of abused power, suffering at the hands of people who consider themselves above the law, and the institution that enabled them. You can find copies of Mi...
Jul 04, 2022•32 min•Season 10Ep. 6
The continuing non-binary adventures! A story that involves Mario Lopez, broken zippers, and the kindness of strangers. Or, how a vulnerable moment led to something beautiful. And slinky. And SWISHY. SO FLIPPIN SWISHY! I've just realised there's not even any sex in this one. Oh well. --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings ...
Jun 13, 2022•12 min•Season 10Ep. 5
When the sex is that good, you can forgive them for almost anything... But is it good enough to keep going back, despite theft, armed robbery, and... a man asleep in a chair...? Demitri Wylde thinks so, especially as he got a video souvenir of the good bits. Check out his writing, podcasts, and sexual deviance right here , or just search for 'Demitri Wylde' wherever you want to find him. (And if anyone finds the video, please send me a link. For science.) --- Stories of queer life and even queer...
May 09, 2022•20 min•Season 10Ep. 4
The Probably True guide to Gay Saunas: What to expect, good etiquette, and some basic hot-tub maintenance. Roll on up for slime, sex and a sad story of a slippery mobile phone. Some say it's still there, waiting to be claimed by anyone brave or foolhardy enough to try... - Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are non...
Apr 25, 2022•15 min•Season 10Ep. 3
From wandering into Heaven as a 15-year-old to living, loving, (and shagging) under the shadow of HIV in the 80s and 90s, Matthew Hodson, HIV activist and underwear model (or so he says), has plenty of stories to share. Including how he made a tidy profit the night he was unburdened of his virginity, and what happened when a journalist told his mum he was living with HIV. AIDSmap.com - @MatthewHodson on Twitter. - @MatthewhodsonLondon on Instagram --- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex....
Apr 11, 2022•26 min•Season 10Ep. 2
Join the Probably True Discord chat thing: https://bit.ly/probtruediscord It's important to know whose rules we're playing by, and whether or not they work for us. The joy of queerness is that if they don't work, we can change them. And also we get free tacos on Tuesdays. Commemorating a sexy encounter, a shiny bicycle, and a wanky explanation about what works for you might not work for me, why that's ok, and what I can do about it. Also, don't be afraid to tell people how you feel. Or be afraid...
Apr 04, 2022•13 min•Season 10Ep. 1
Boarding school shenanigans, first love, and overflowing pens: Elder Queer George shares some of his many adventures as a Good Boy turned badass. Enjoyed George's tales of debauchery and decadence? Drop him a line and tell him: [email protected] -- Stories of queer life and even queer-er sex. The repeatedly award-winning, slightly filthy storytelling project tackling LGBTQ issues in a fun and engaging way. Created to remind all of our queer siblings that we are none of us alone. Much li...
Jan 01, 2022•31 min•Season 9Ep. 8
