Squeak squeak, it's me, the rat in Noah's apartment. Before he finds me and breaks my little rat bones, I need to tell you about this new Post Unavailable where they talk rat roommates, little soap shits, house worms, rat crucifixion, Ferrall kings, homeless people trailcam, our driving stats, we’ve gone woke, the racism bubble, Antarctica boys trip, Mrbeast meets the president, Joe Biden Ai, Taylor Swift regulations, Texas civil war, SpongeBob political compass, nuking whales, 3 bears vs a gun,...
Jan 31, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Did somebody say classic? The boys are back with another PU banger, this time about Jupiter University, relatable Breaking Bad, gaslighting your kids in Nunavut, Ontario cp TikTok sting, dark web assassins, robbing Urban Outfitters, Breaking Brad Smash Room, snowbreasts, Dragonslayer vs Buster Sword, Palworld, mental illness flytrap, Chainsaw Hands, ancient Chinese bum fights, Tosh.o journalism, Bryan Johnson’s divorce, best era for online scams, chain emailing Redbubble, too much slang, Godzill...
Jan 24, 2024•1 hr 4 min
It is time once again for the world's most upsetting game show: Feud 34! This time we're looking at the rest of Marvel and DC's bad cast of characters as well as talking about the Dream of Donkey Kong, zins, smoking out your kids in the car, party stomas, Joe Camel vs Mac Tonight,Trump's 9 pizzas, Feud 34 rules and pacing, Giant Man accident, Goonmora, Big Black Canary, Miss Marcin, Super Lad, Madame Web, the Tom Holland, Grid, wheelchair sex, The Night Cummer, and Grum. As always, high brow stu...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Happy New Year baby, it's time for another year of PU poo, starting off the year right with instant boiling water, soloing Mt. Everest, filmed in Toronto, SpongeBob age, more voice impressions, the 2024 election, The Qanon Shaman, Chinarado, presidential gloryhole, buying a game at Walmart, Canadian weapon restrictions, the American fist, the monkey fist knot, pulled pork claws, the public domain, Steamboat Willie not racist, Hidden Mickeys, Lev Gleeson Daredevil, Schling Schlong, copyrighted Je...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Seasons greetings from the PU boys! We're taking a little holiday break so please enjoy a compilation of some of the best bits from our younger days. Bits like stealing African Lion Safari monkeys, supply teacher power trips, successful gang membership, Planet Sheen, Beast Boy Joker, Teen Lantern, female Jabba the hut, explaining what the dog doin, fake death battles, bad impressions, Shrek STDs, bald confidence, defending Chills, real life Star Fox, the grinch of gamers, Noah’s Ark Doom, Watto ...
Dec 29, 2023•55 min
Ahoy ahoy we finally got our Marcin back and just in time to talk about Sonic impressions, peeping hogs, #backshots, 18+ Twitch, Post Unavailable clarity, Shadow says the r slur, Timothee Chalamet's modded Xbox controller channel, The Boy and the Heron dub, grandma movies, Avatar 2 real, Polar Express revolution, John HamMan, Game Awards recap, No Kojima, Netflix games, AVGN plays Death Stranding The Movie The Game on Netflix, journalist drone strike, Apple's GDP, full Italians, Poland's Pornhub...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Christmas vibes all around as the PU crew take a big brown bite out of celebrity farms, Twitter jokes, biblical gamers, nativity scene drama, sucking on the yule log, wiseman gifts, bible anime, christian veins, racist Christmas songs, One Love Hobo Version, boomwhackers, instruments that don’t count, The Grinch’s slaves, worst book you ever read, Geronimo Stilton, I Want To Go Home, audio book spacing out, James Franco now, the cool Green Goblin, Looking for Alaska tattoo, Stargirl movie, havin...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Goo goo ga ga, it's baby time because we're talking about baby cribs, Big Baby vs dogs, domesticated seals, shark tank instillation, raccoon propaganda, Duolingo babies, test tube baby challenges, french dominance, Napoleon accuracy, crazy f'ed up filmographies, Walter White Moses analogue, GTA Tuesday, Godzilla x King Kong, an evil red ape, King Kong Doritos, bag boys, Home Depot birds, adding gyatt and skibidi to the dictionary, youthquake, hungry at the Game Awards, getting Meta verified, liz...
Dec 06, 2023•1 hr
By the skin of my teeth, it's out the long awaited episode where we discuss werewolf vs vampire girlfriends, Daniel Laurence Whitney, actor strike doxxing, Wheatus, weird girl arcs, detention stories, civvies day, computer class RuneScape bots, Wolf Quest, curling broom prices, good bowlers, rock picking, squirrel fishing, hurling, caber tossing camp, year-long olympics, real Squid Games, Online Survivor, Splatalot urbex, Wipe-Out wife, evil Glenn Hetrick, and the Disney streaker. The wait is ov...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Oh you think we forgot huh? We never give up the hunt for elusive cryptids and mysteries like Snoop Dogg quitting smoke, celebrity cook books, degrees of Stanley Tucci, Trejo's Cantina, J'zz cannons, Bear Grylls' catchphrase, Grylls vs Straud, Big Foot Club, Burning BigFoot, Sentinel Island cringe, fnonks, George Lucas' ducks, Mad About Me, Ponda Baba, Slave Are #1, Legend of Zelda movie, twink surplus, elephant DNA, Basie's Link audition, and Miyamoto facts. Do you believe?
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 2 min
It's awards season baby, and by awards I mean the freaking Game Awards, that's right! The PU boys vote on the nominees for this years upcoming gamer Oscars as well as talking about tent city fights, air bnb noise complaints, fire alarm life hacks, house fire assassinations, Rescue Heroes speedrun, The Game Awards bingo card, Young Joker, Boogie's financial burdens, games for impact, vtuber stuff, best fishing game, Basie's Star Wars wager, Pikmin Wars, the Ray Man show, Spreen, insane Dream twee...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 7 min
While Marcin is at sea and Chris is moving a big piano, we got our friends Avery and Amanda to come talk about no one caring about Bill Maher, koala chlamydia, Spotify for Podcasters, our skibidi toilet, 6th grade lingo, Gordon’s, Cake Boss’ cake machine, bleach fights, pizza vending machines, fake lemons, wet trail mix, killable hikers, serial killer destinations, robot racism, gritty Astro Boy reboot, killing cacti, green people, garden gnome thefts, mushroom collection, Gnomeo and Juliet, Sha...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Welcome to the PU dojo, the only discipline where you learn about train sex, dying in the Hindenburg, OJ Simpson truthers, FNAF movie review, Blumhouse movies, They Follows, Friday the Thirteenth snake murder, Goblin by Daylight, The Living Tombstone, Aikido masters, Karate grifts, child dojo repair service, putting your kids in Kony, white guy podcast topics, black belt birthday parties, pro-bullying karate, DJ Khaled in a gi, dojoyaburi, the Snake Eyes fantasy, and Count Dante. Taste the pain....
Nov 01, 2023•59 min
BWAHH! That's you screaming at the return of Feud 34, the world's most upsetting gameshow, with this round focused on those rusty ass, sexy, evil robots from the Five Nights at Freddy's mega franchise. Along the way we talk about Chris-chan's return, prison archipelagos, us vs the Simpsons, the Frankensteiniverse, Toy Chica, the lore of the puppet, Mike Shit, furry progenitor, Orville Elephant, satanic YouTubers, The lemonade clown, devout catholic games, JJ the blue balloon boy, it’s all Goku, ...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 12 min
Happy Boooo-rthday to you because it's a spooky special PU ep, as the boys get into spooky festive foods as well as the Wabbajack, Starfield review, game journalists in warzones, is Mario woke now?, Chris’ Morty, .avif files, Candy Cane Lane, the white Eddie Murphy, Flubber Mandela Effect, Halloween Haunt, the Yukon Striker experiment, fast pass gambling, theme park hookahs, green sandwich, fun Halloween food, candy apples suck, cauliflower gaslighting, squid occupation, purple food turns me on,...
Oct 18, 2023•1 hr 4 min
We are loving it as these big boys get into Joe Rogan transcript pacing, Polish Housewife dot com, lettuce timbits, animal mukbang, seeing clam, Princess Daisy elephant, Mario Maker dev paths, Sonic Symphony, Japan super jail, Jimmy Chief, Black Ops 5, Caveman Call of Duty, streamer bait, Lego World Wars, loving 3D Sonic, ai censorship, Tom Hanks evil, Star Wars rubric's cubes, Watto defenders, best McDonald's toys, Star Wars Transformers from God, Transformers faux pas, McDonald's Israel, Trump...
Oct 11, 2023•1 hr 6 min
This is a dirty, nasty one. We confess our sins and discuss the toughest guy in the laundromat, The Ballad of Noah Scruggs, year long Spirit Halloween, X-men '97, Funko Pop store confession, Hagrid’s second chance, fall fair people, r/peterborough, Sort by Poo Ontario subreddits, rat narcs, chimp play structures, the next Michelangelo, Dalle 3, Wall-E spaceship gooners , ai scam, the goon squad, the troops suck shirt, wars for Christ, Doctor Dodgeball, gymnasium crucifix, Catholic supply store, ...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 5 min
The PU pit crew race to finish this episode as we drift through topics like Gob fans, Harry Styles gaslighting, mouth sound albums, helping scam callers, PUWs, standing ovations for nazis, GameStop midnight releases, mom's iPad exclusive skins, Family Guy Go, yearbook class, F-Zero 99, Beerio Kart, Yogscast celebrities, the mayor's Minecraft channel, garbage old YouTube, Robot Chicken clips, prolific actor Seth Green, towering wife, open-world chess, ai Seinfeld, FNAF fan cast, Citizen Kane happ...
Sep 28, 2023•1 hr 4 min
We're regular Hunter S. Thomson or the guy from Frost/Nixon because we are full of everything new and happening in politics. From Leageu of Legends sportsmanship, provoking India, Lauren Boebert spycam, Trudeau's last name, a piece of 9/11, crisis buildings, Minions are not good role models, Osama for president, who did Dick Cheney kill, Dick Q, Noah explains Vice, the 42 People March, 37 heart transplants, Kevin Costner's divorce, huge L for George Sr., presidential incels, kermit your enthusia...
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 12 min
A very human episode where we get vulnerable about cars, space, autumn, and fruit. As well as the state of gaming, chaotic neutral cars, Ribfest trophies, Peter Pan, Newgrounds art directors, leaked military documents, fake ufos, true abduction stories, pranks of opportunity, nicky nine door attacks, egging houses, evil teens, pumpkin loss, chipmunk burials, fall grandpa podcast, orange peel mastery, monkey style, slutty little tangerines, highest fruit achievement, berries is small, english bre...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Hey there hosers, we're back with more greasy shit to shovel and this time we're looking at Basie's bidet, Mark Wahlberg's hate crimes, why him and not Woody Allen, 36 as an age ceiling, Mr. Young, women of Jacob Two-Two, What's With Andy, trash canadian cartoons, bad anime titles, Chris' nuzlocke rules, girlfriend kings, a League of Legends takeover, kid bitcoin miners, Dog Ningen, Sentinel Island isekai, Mimi's strawberry eggs, thot crimes, Chalamet Club, Shuma Gorath, The Goofy Newfie, dog br...
Sep 07, 2023•1 hr 16 min
Hallelujah boys, it's time for another classic Post Unavailable and this time we managed to get Chris in here for a few words on the most famous Craig, Christ the hostile architecture, John A Macdonald pepsi, CN Tower ranking, wasp home invasion, tarantula riding a hawk wasp, roomba for bugs, meat honey, taxidermied into a bong, crow infestation, evil dolphin facts, band for band with an armadillo, homophobic animals, Todd Howard's GQ piece, patron saint of gaming, greek dolphins, Alex Proyas, p...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 6 min
Hahaha. That is the cringe sound you'll make while listening to the PU boys talk about Alpha Brain pills, 1 in a krillion, Good Cushion Alcohol, wash cloth bar, eggnog drinking competition, jelquing time lapse, counter ick, King of the Hill Guelph episode, cutting out names, ringing a bell in a town, Primal ending, watching the Witcher, killing DJ Khaled for the revolution, schlocky Game of Thrones, Magic Treehouse arcs, Throg cameo, learning about Lizzo, Weezer halftime show, Ninja Turtles Comi...
Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 6 min
It's as classic as it comes, with another Feud 34, the world's most upsetting game show. This time we set our big green watches to Ben 10 rule 34, as well as talk about Snapchat journalism, Tom Cruise improv, Woke Gandhi, Dear Friend Hitler, European Psycho, Winston Churchill merch, President Truman rule 34, Fandom gambling ads, asshole-based aliens, The Forever King, Zombozo, unseen aliens, Kevin Ethan Leven, Upchucks whole family, new Wiggler, the Golden Mantis, Cumtown is one guy, Overwatch 2...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 23 min
We REALLY go through it in this one while talking about zoomer theatres, a red skeleton, babies on TikTok, NRA punch card, Kenton bowler club, open door podcast policy, street preacher family, police vs weird guys, dog park fighting pits, tarantula boxing, animal fight license, baby fight rabbit hole, real mongoose, animals in the Pokemon world, a lot of worm talk, Wiglett, Fat Pikachu, Pete the Cat, Liam Neeson concubine, Hunnish, Night at the Museum trivia, Eddie Murphy universe, and Flubber l...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 6 min
I don't even remember what this one is about. Like I really don't think there's an overarching theme here. We do talk about marijuana warning labels, girls with lazy eyes, Mythbusters sneezing, John Wick's hair stylist, Post Unavailable takes on Texas, GTA Bikini Bottom, YouTube Interactive, Hillside explained, gentrified tent city, teacher teacher narcs, attencione pickpocket nazi, sensory hot dogs, Pee Wee Herman's arrests, porno theatre sting operation, celebrity indecent exposure, Ron Jeremy...
Aug 02, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Do you hear that? That's the distant hungry growl of a new Post Unavailable about the animal kingdom! This time we talk about Times magazine's 100 most influential animals as well as Chinese Craig, the Barbenheimer experience, killing Marcin in Texas, Dreamworks kart racer, game slop, Pinky the dolphin, zoomer movies, Lockheed Martin mammoth clone, the Krack brothers, full blown Pangea, all dentists are psychopaths, liking video games too much, bull slave prisoners, trained whale soldiers, the a...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 8 min
This one is all about auto-fellatio and Christ. Alongside our other usual topics like blocking your family, patreon bonus content, Jimmy the micro penis, open heimer style, oompa loompa appropriation, Deep Roy's wife, dad generated balls, Marilyn Manson rumours, everyone loves Cornergas, auto fellatio deaths, The Flash NFTs, TikTok Justice League, mooshroom gut biome, Minecraft animators, the Mac cut, Josh Hutchinson zeitgeist, splorngo blorngo horror games, Karl Urban Minecraft skin, apologies ...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 1 min
The PU crew is getting friskier than usual because the world needs more warm, thick love. These lovers get into poor food, sour cream KD, long math, baby coding, carrier pigeon king, Alec Baldwin slander, SNL criminals, Paul Dano beef, beautiful wives segment, all love is predatory, the video essay boom, Wendigoon sponsors, high school right wing pipeline, Threads, TikTok censorship, Ice Poseidon's arrest, Burger Andy, Fuggedaboutit lore, Thailand laws, cunty service dog, Person of the Year smas...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 7 min
It's Post Unavailable time, where we ramble about everything horrid and esoteric under the sun like Chris’ excuses, Laptop clitoris, 3DS peripherals, condom hacks, a posh wank, John Pork, the mustard belt, measured by orgasm, face sitting diving bell, Smosh is back, will it pussy?, Smosh.com articles, unsupervised Twitch, Genshin Impact whales, Justin TV, Italian Flash, Non-Binaria, Robert Downey Jr lifts, Tom Cruise assistants, Black Scientologists, going to Ohio vs joining a cult, Freedom Meda...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 2 min
