It's time again for post-tragedy debrief as we discuss all the fake hardships the world has faced this past week, and who is better suited than the PU crew? We get into the new Canadian Seven, government mandated Drake tours, getting hype on Frank, weed smoking prison soldiers, exploding vape pens, Phish Lot balloons, that dang ol' submarine, Gabe Newell torpedo, ice worms, forced underwater welders, instant gratification tragedies, Musk v Zuckerberg, improving ghost tours, Door Dash sit-down re...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 6 min
It's a new era of Post Unavailable with new features including now-recurring guest, Chris, and a soundboard, that it turns out, is not audible in the recording! Nevertheless we talk about the League of Legends recovery centre, Medieval Times authentic black plague, boring ah DC movie, Tom Cruise time perception, the orca revolution, Russian hired Somali pirates, podcaster mercenaries, Free Willy milk, good Christian propaganda, Zoroastrian Veggie Tales, Larry Boy, Blizzard protest convoy, VHS co...
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Another evil episode to gum up your brain, this time the PU boys get nerdy and flirty with discussion on Trump Wick faith, Blondie suicide, Netflix CEO executions, Mark Wahlberg Gollum, Obama bomb kid, dynamite armed teachers, Canada forest fires, meatball mode, Times Square billboard guy, secret English people, italian superman, polish apples, Gollum apologists, gameplay that should be removed, Far Cry skill trees, Giancarlo Esposito fan cast, Brian Cranston retirement, Overwatch society, Geoff...
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Welcome back to the world's most upsetting gameshow! Feud 34 returns and this time we are looking at the 4th generation of pokemon, all your favourite sexed up lizards and plants from Diamond and Pearl! We also talk the pride fall hoax, Post Unavailable Brazil, nutritious seal blubber, French English dictionaries, Marianne, Egirls of hope, Joe Byron, Infernape foot lettuce, the veil of fighting, ice cream child dog, stealth rock in real life, Hillary Rotom Clinton, flaccid shaped, Jubitar, Danto...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 2 min
What is this, freakin' Christmas time or something, haha? Nah but for real, here's another compilation of classic bangers and goofs from our past, to make up for taking a little break this past week. All of your favourites or new favourites are here such as Zack Snyder's interview, anime voice acting, greasy gross woman, Melee players, cringe contest, r/amitheasshole, Spore virus, losing your Disney job, joke stealing, Holmes and Watson, Gaylord Focker, reddit comments, Superhero 2008 movie revi...
Jun 07, 2023•52 min
Before we cap off this past month with our 160th episode, here is a look back at what I would say is the beginning of some of our best content. Ya know, where we really found our stride, our rhythm, ya know? Included are classics such as the Santa disease, Inception furry mod, European Union Jedi Masters, Kraig, anime girlfriends, Disney rat problem, CNDeez nuts, ethical animal eating, the Home Depot obelisks, bad superhero movies, Burger King speedrunning, GDQ moments, Harvey's drive-thru, Gord...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 3 min
In a special presentation from the PU crew, we present to you a screenplay reading of the 2022 Matt Reeves emo spectacular The Batman, with the twist being, none of our cohosts have the script present and are going off of pure memory and comedic, improv kung-fu. None of which are very good. Join us for this special radio play that took way too long for what it is, and isn't even the whole movie! Let us know if we should keep this Batman train going, but until then, enjoy a very different goodie ...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 11 min
If you're a fan of clicks and clacks of the ol' video game remote then this is the episode for you because it's time for another classic video games episode from your favourite boys. We also discuss Best of Marcin vs Best of Noah, the secret Chris Carbone plan, The Wii Man, our Marge era, worst impressions episode, Jon H. Benjamin cadence, Alberta on fire, Diaspora Ontario, Five Nights at Freddy's teaser frame by frame, video game prices, Carbone DVD operation, the 1000th Pokemon, horniest Zelda...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back. After getting trapped making our The Batman From Memory project and some life going on, we're finally back with a two hour special with all the classic PU fixings. We get into bird talk, male black widowers, jerk-off siestas, day sleepers, hot wax toasters, night naps, Stabbington Ontario, stealing street signs, two beers, Okja meat, our Rocket Raccoon, Marvel voyeur, nude beach Hulk, ball glow, street preacher families, Kingston character roster, lamprey pie, bint...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 51 min
It's Post Unavailable! Just a swell, no gimmick, good ol' ep of your least favourite podcast. On top of apologizing for not delivering our The Batman from memory project this week, we also discuss the Suicide Squad novelization, Scientology movies, Hubbard heads, UFO designs, GTA writers, Chevy Chase price points, the Fan Expo line up, body pillow bloodstains, anime human trafficking, milking The Office, The Community movie, not beating the allegations, Ike Perlmutter, Rennervations reviews, the...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 3 min
It's time for a blessing from your favourite boys, this time we get a little religious, a little political, and everywhere in between as we go through every topical venture we can like Silvagunner Gilvasunner, leftist infighting, homeschool valedictorians, Mario movie review and QnA, raw unadulterated Seth Rogen laughs, most racist movie you've ever seen, weird monkey creature, Mario critics vs Sonic critics, the Bowser jar, the Mandoverse, the Dalai Lama tongue, godless Avatar, outlawed reincar...
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 6 min
It's one very, very small step for podcasts in this mostly space-themed episode of Post Unavailable, where the boys discuss Canada's first man on the moon as well as other bullshit like white lies for adults, the ai era, Milli Vanilli, HotS vocaloid team, Super Mario VIP matinee, D&D rules lawyering, Netflix inflation, The Real Harry Potter, television penetration, Avatar Caligula, Jeremy Hansen, woke NASA, canadian Ron Jeremy, first lady presidents, JFK car ride, and Nixon dick riding. Far ...
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 2 min
We left some eggs inside your brain and we're just coming to pick them up, sorry. While you've got bug-brain listen to us buzz about remembering dead comedians, TikTok WiFi, free spy market, The Great Wall lie, Lord of the Rings LiveLeak, pitbull reputation, deep frying your dog's balls, Church's Chicken slogan, Chris Chan prison release, Noah Needs Moms, Kanye West Superbad, pawg and muscle mommy erasure, bug protein propaganda, standard issue pedophiles, really small cows, McWasp burger, calam...
Mar 29, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Welcome to the winner's circle where we give you all our tips and tricks on how to win big and still ruin your life in the process. We also give you a grim look into the future of AI and how it'll take over this show. We're talking Gary's Mod e-sex, anti-woke podcasts, SFM foley, pre YouTube video websites, Ninja cigarette ads, casino public strip poker, gambling addiction, tricking grandmas with ai, TikTok lies, pants full of gold, new Fallout currency, bad rap for gamers, chatGPT learning, ai ...
Mar 22, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Hail to the chief, which is us because we are back in the swing of things with another spicy, REAL episode of podcast content. We're dishing about Basie's Antarctica mic, avoiding conscription, tomb guards on their phones, name of the unknown soldier, veterans of the war on men, sperm whale hunting, AI animals, Waterworld king, scorpion burgers, lab meat, vasectomy collateral, Forge Unavailable, stabbing ranges, ballistic dummy titties, home defense anvil, 3:1 scale Dragonslayer, Ontario Indigo ...
Mar 15, 2023•1 hr 10 min
We're back! Well some of us at least, but that won't stop us from putting out some chill ass content where we put together a playlist of the songs that encapsulate each episode of our beautiful long-running show. We also talk about the carny clause, active participant Santa movies, YouTube short pipeline, the 8 year old vote, Poor Mr. Beast, the Wal Mart of God, 2016 YouTubers, shopping cart confrontation, Epic Rap Battle stabbing, Chat GPT content, AI Presidents, George Bush memes vs Obama meme...
Mar 08, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Another blast of peak content coming at you, this time including some more fast-paced and chaotic bits and clips including: Osama’s hard drive, Alec Baldwin angry moments, sperm music, throwing a monkey off the cn tower, kids costumes, Halloween jokes, Ray William Johnson death, Brontosaurus ribs, 15,000 big foots, animatronic safari, prone bone the Queen, naming every pirates movie, r/nextfuckinglevel, Trudeau brown face, Ai ghost stories, League of Legends ghosts, Blair Witch Project theories,...
Mar 01, 2023•48 min
We’re celebrating reaching 150 episodes of the ding dang show by taking a little vacation, a little baby break but in the meantime enjoy a look back at some of our best segments, bits, jokes, and conversations from our early years including Grade 8 song parodies, Cha cha slide cheating, monkey labour ethics, monkey restaurant, chicken wings controversy, baby escape room, choice-based mini golf, Rick Grimes movies, Bright semantics, Ezra Miller, Dc Fandome, China censorship, Post Unavailable 3D a...
Feb 15, 2023•58 min
What better way to celebrate a milestone like our 150th episode than to play the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time Marcin hosts a League of Legends themed game, as we discuss all things League, such as ai butthole cereal, deepfake porn of your friends, right-wing whistle blowing, League Joker, questioning the host, ARAM, Powder, The Women Band, blue haired red eyed liberals, Piltover, a league of theythems, hot assassin bitch, centaur dussy, cum skin, Ireliavent, loli-coded, t...
Feb 08, 2023•1 hr 28 min
The Friend's Circle finally comes to a close as we invite multiple guests from the past 10 weeks to speak in this unorganized, and chaotic mess of a 12 host Post Unavailable. Listen to your favourite guest stars talk about Bandercock, Trivia Crack, hybrid snowblowers, blue collar cold opens, podcast migrant workers, human trafficking stories, gangstalking, rizz origin, comfort slang, the benevolent Mr. Beast, blood discrimination, chimp blood transfusion, skin suit donation, White Claw aquamatio...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Prepare to get smoked out in our latest Friend Circle episode featuring our wonderful friend Von! Von helps us decipher our favourite conspiracies as well as some of our world's greatest mysteries such as facebook conspiracies, OJ Simpson verified on twitter, jail lies, ashwagandha, dunking on Kim Jung-un, secret Hitler extra, Fat Suit of the Year, TikTok community violations, becoming right-wing grifters, fat suit review, Zendaya imposter, strangers lying, Stevie Spielberg's cousin, golf dads, ...
Jan 26, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Hell yea brother, it's time for another PU stew and this time we've pulled our slick friend Erik out of our bag of co-hosts from our Friend Circle (I keep changing the title of this series but maybe this is it). Erik joins in to break down our usual mess of media news and internet oddities such as the gamer sweats, mobile game stock exchange, Cookie Clicker speedruns, Justin Roiland's big day, domestic abuser tier list, fleshlight review channel, Rick and Morty auditions, Kenny v Spenny, Channel...
Jan 18, 2023•1 hr 3 min
At ease soldier. Get your blood pumping for another high voltage episode of Post Unavailable, where four white guys talk about some stuff. This week of the Best Friend's Saga we're joined by our good friend and military superior Berger to talk all things Top Gun and Survivor. We get into blind date escape rooms, Val Kilmer's stigmata, TikTok incel rules, school shooter chic, fighter jet anime decals, Rocket League to drone pilot pipeline, Tom Cruise ass, Mission Impossible vs Avatar, Ezra Miller...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 5 min
WARNING! This is probably one of our more foul episodes, ENTIRELY due to the inclusion of our good friends Quinton and Ethan who helped us stumble upon a in-depth listicle and recap of PornHub stats for 2022. Is it vulgar and obscene, yes, but it's also educational. We get into ED fetish, the Piss Patrol, ruined water sports, missing teeth trend, fetishization vs normalization, relative searches, professional wives, the mormon porn market, Italian senate psyops, USA warehouse churches, the midni...
Jan 04, 2023•1 hr 3 min
It's always fresh here at Post Unavailable and we keep it that way by continuing our Friends Saga with the long-awaited debut of our podcast's patron saint, Christopher Carbone! Alongside fast food nonsense we also talk about Mountain Dew rats, McDonalds's flat chest policy, radioactive Chris-chan picture, Elephant's foot sovereign citizen, The Game Awards kid, actual green goblins, Warwick Davis, Rito Games, Coca Cola militia, bug and broccoli soup, Tim Horton's burrito bowl, proprietary veneti...
Dec 29, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Are we in Philadelphia because you can taste the brotherly love in our newest episode of the Friends Saga, this time featuring Callum and Ellington Ferrall, two of Basie's assortment of brothers! Can you believe it! We enlist the Ferrall family to help us talk about Pinocchio's Jesus story, Zootopia butthole Mandela effect, Elficide, the bone fairy, smoking laxatives, Mel Gibson's Avatar, whale whistleblowers, The James of Water, fake celebrities, tech giant whale vore, The Quarterpoundering, th...
Dec 21, 2022•1 hr 3 min
*whinnies seductively* Whoa there, easy girl, it's only a new episode of Post Unavailable this time featuring our evil friend Heather, whose attempts to derail the episode by namedropping everyone we know personally ain't enough to keep us from scrolling endlessly through Fiverr and starting a new SpongeBob podcast. We also talk about Craig the cuck, stunting growth, real horses, doxxing, celebrity interactions, female American Psycho, Nova Scotian murder rate, goblin cock, Buffalo Wild Drakes, ...
Dec 14, 2022•1 hr 7 min
The results are in and it's not looking good. In our first/secondish episode of our extended Friendsgiving Saga we're joined by our friend Adriana to help us take a Buzzfeed quiz that accurately and permanently diagnoses us as psychopaths or not. We also talk about incomprehensible 5-minute crafts, The Attic, bar geography, pop-up rooftop bars, cat cafes, bug bones, paper route and dog stories, roller coaster POVs, flat feet fetishes, underwater welders, sky diving bomb diffusers, secret mechani...
Dec 07, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Welcome to the magical kingdom of Post Unavailable where tonight we will be once again playing the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time around we violate the magical, unkillable world of Disney. We're also joined by our friend Kristine, who forced her way on to the show and is now the first in what will be a series of episodes featuring some of our best friends! But before all that, listen to us talk about the Guelph World Cup, Qatar Gay Village, the Sensational Six, bedroom eyes...
Dec 01, 2022•1 hr 19 min
Greeting earthlings, with the end of social media drawing nearer and nearer, we take a look at some lesser know shithole platforms that are pretending to be twitter alternatives. We also talk about eyeball donors, brain cheese, the race to eat the star child, mars cattle, spookiest scariest nightmares, school bats, Hallmark horror movies, thalassophobia, whale vore, Jimmy Kimmel crime confessions, Harrison Ford death, Woopie Goldberg real name, Kanye West's Webkinz account, Tumblr containment, T...
Nov 23, 2022•1 hr 4 min
