Woosh. That's the sound of a wave, not only from the ocean of Nova Scotia but also the wave of votes coming in for this year's Game Awards. Not only do we tall about our trip to visit our co-host out east, we also vote for our favourite video games, none of which we've played. We also get to the liar-liar fruit, freeze-dried bugs, octopus antifa, Old Boy 2012, directors torturing women, no condom forever, the Colombian race, Poland goes to war, driving to Cape Breton, Jeff Keighley, twitter tier...
Nov 16, 2022•1 hr
We're showcasing how good and awesome dudes are at empathy and also home repair with our new emotion/domestic-episode that covers everything you need in life to be a complete person. Of course we also talk about the TikTok car crash of 2022, AI generated celebrity deaths, dollar beer apologies, local bar talk for nobody, The Addict, Kraken rum new flavour, pride seltzers, The All Claw, hard Baja Blast, One Piece Red review, spit-roasted cow, giant woks in New York, Musk Twitter, white WhatsApp, ...
Nov 09, 2022•1 hr 10 min
We were hiding our eyes all Halloweekend so that we could finally deliver an episode in a scare-free environment. But that doesn't mean we won't talk about ghoulish things such as an egg-shaped penis, real life murderer costumes, fog drives, big clownfish, nut sack of the dongfish, AI generated dreams, you can say Biden, The Bitcher, polish supremacy, Alan Moore's Seinfeld, LXG, court boners, Sean Connery Joker, Harry Potter Columbine, Beauty and the Woody Allen, two dogs fighting, Atlantean hol...
Nov 02, 2022•1 hr 2 min
The PU crew is back to cancel your fun as well as your friends and ourselves. Not only do we go through some of our favourite rules from this month's When We Were Young festival like No Misters and No Totems, but we also break up with Marcin and talk about toilet polaroids, polish lean, real russians, The Rock's catchphrase, White Eve and Black Biden, the real Shazam, Disney's private military, Kevin Rock, The Whale secret, Neil Breen's announcement, basietheralphthemoviemakerwatcher, Terry Crew...
Oct 26, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Nobody introduces a little chaos like we do, a podcast basically hosted by 4 The Jokers except we're funny and make jokes. Basie takes us through the history and repercussions of capitalism in our most leftist episode yet, and if you don't think we are then you are so stupid it's unreal. We talk about Yi Lan Ma, Parlay, Kanye West Bionicle, Podophiles, anime move hypothetical, Obama's last name, reply girls, DuckDuckGo, the lost media barrel, YouTube ads, groomer economics, normal guy podcast, c...
Oct 19, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Ruh roh. Did you know that I originally justified the name "Post Unavailable" by saying that its a show about controversies or about non-controversial topics discussed controversially? Or something like that? And that the conversations should always be deleted later, hence the name? Well this one lives up to that as we are unleashed upon topics like Israeli Army Knives, Euphrates salt caves, ocean real estate, The Future is Wild, future gamer vs car crash human, generic Terminators, the damaged ...
Oct 13, 2022•1 hr 11 min
Your move grandmasters, because this time the PU boys formulate a sneaky little chess trick to hide up their sleeves, and by sleeves I mean colons. Besides assplay-based cheating in competitive board games, the boys also discuss Wife Busters, gay Hulk, more Gollums, Dream face reveal, letting Lance Armstrong dope, the aughts, Babe Ruth steroids, Victor Davis murder, RIP Overwatch, 8th grade confirmation sponsors, first loot boxes, baby brains, infomercial toys, Jump Rope For Heart prizes, Mario'...
Oct 05, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Kaltxi fellow Pandorans! This week the PU crew talk about our feelings towards everyone's favourite lanky blue circus that is James Cameron's Avatar, as well as talking about Joe Biden's origin, League player to domestic terrorist pipeline, The Game, bathroom curiosity, quiet reading kama sutra, secret halloween costumes, Avatar dick riding, Avatarvel, PADs, Avatar sex scene Mandela Effect, the GTA 6 leaker, Latinx cyborgs, Poland slavery vs America slavery, Giancarlo Esposito typecast, actors w...
Sep 28, 2022•58 min
Rejoice one and all, for not only has Marcin returned to his co-hosting duties but it is also the return of Feud 34, the world's most upsetting game show! This time the boys fight to guess which Family Guy, American Dad, or Cleveland Show character has the most horrible/sexy images online. We also get into other topics like No Fap parole officers, nazi premiers, Captain Palestine, pro Bono, double-edged hats, porn easter eggs, Joe Swanson's family, Chris Griffin cosplay, the Brown Show, Bertrame...
Sep 21, 2022•1 hr 16 min
God save the Queen, and so shall we, as we mourn our the loss of our curvaceous head of state. With mourning also comes talks of Mormon planets, Christian Kamasutra, new Marcin character, Canadian pain, no Queen Holiday, the Doug Ford caucus, pedophile corgis, scary Ghislaine Maxwell pictures, Michael Fagan, King Charles haki, Whoville mourning, Nintendo Direct delay, Temple OS guy, Sort By Poo: religion, meth psychosis, r/cigarettes, hard cigar photos, soylent cleanse, Jesse Pinkman teeth, Assa...
Sep 14, 2022•1 hr 7 min
While Marcin is off drinking river water overseas, the rest of the PU boys try to improve themselves by taking inventory of some of most overused jokes, something that will not be implemented at all. We also discuss the LASIK investment, Na'vi surgery, real life Smurfs, hoe scaring spider, cutting wasps with scissors, Coyote Peterson botfly, diabetes maggots, Rings of Power reviews, sleep YouTubers, Basie's Elon Musk, girlfriend movie tactics, sleeping in a theatre, Indeed airline pilots, celebr...
Sep 07, 2022•1 hr
Hey geeks and gamers, get out of here and let some true blue jocks tell you about this year's Fan Expo, Canada's premier nerd rodeo, as well as The Fappening men, Kaizo Ironmon, Helluva Dip ooblick, audiophile island, silent raves, Vaporeon copypasta, Joker actor shortlist, The Rehearsal actors, Tom Holland voice acting, Fan Expo cosplay, Hobbit reunion tour, crop dusting anime girls, Shit-Hulk, Bored Ape nazis, Insidious Bastards, TikTok songs, Lord of the Rings shilling, The Dinkster, first 3D...
Aug 31, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Come chill with us for another one of Post Unavailable's classic lethargic episodes, this time where we try to discuss our favourite fan theories but end up talking about Storld of StarCraft, RibFest Halo, the Bionicle bus, cool car decals, the Pelosi POW, boy scout gulag, the Turkish slur, Ezra Miller make-a-wish, Brendan Fraser blacklisted, Busch fans, game endings, first R-rated movie, peeing at movies, $15 bills, One Piece theories, pet rats, running crocodiles, feeding piranhas, enrolling i...
Aug 24, 2022•56 min
This is basically a nature show at this point so today we're talking about bugs and eating bugs for like pretty much the whole episode. So if you like Foodland silverfish, delicious beetles, cash crop cicadas, bug lunchables, the first 'bussin', fracking for bugs, Stinkbug Fest, No Name isopods, Presentarama, the last Bazinga, fig wasps, Doug Ford dumpster man, fly people, Alex Jones' lawyer, Andrew Tate fanclub, Course Unavailable, Family Guy impersonation class, bankrupt universities, War Memo...
Aug 17, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Hello insects, it's time for another wild, animal-based excursion for the PU crew, where this time we talk about worm mouths, Flintstone appliances, Big Tapir, soyboy Jetsons, seducing the Predator, genuine fears, horror movie roommate ambiance, the League of Legends player vape store robbery, 9/11 moba, Overwatch phrenology, furry toilet seat covers, carpeted bathrooms, president dickriding, Canadian Mount Rushmore, our mayor's jaws of hell, dog suicide bridge, turtle sluts, goblin farms, 100% ...
Aug 10, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Splish splash campers it's time for your forced field trip to the PU mine where you get to learn how this horrible stinky sausage gets made. Learn about No Balls November, sympathy for a worm, free range people, Sentinalese Laser Quest, cannibal meat-ups, Adam Sandler visits, drowning prevention week, scary clown cliff, Beavis and Buttheadgate, low media literacy, The Rehearsal, Dune strategy game, Breaking Bad statues, Jersey pilgrimage, the work vole, Ratatouille on a plane, American rodent po...
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr 11 min
We're back at our best doing what we do better than anyone - talking about foul and barely topical sh!t. This time we're talking getting scared at Hillside Festival, cranked hog, the Snyderverse, Epic Movie, Nacho Liberal, dream sex room, ball pit maids, The Grate, portapotty urinals, the Girlker, Superman killing, Trump's livestream, grocery store shoot outs, President gauntlet, Abe Lincoln's wife, the hollow earth, Everest elevators, defending Alaska, The Yellowknife flag, the first Coca Cola,...
Jul 27, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Enter a new era of Post Unavailable as we leave Marcin behind to rebrand ourselves as cool and funny guys with epic Top Gun style handles, by doing a quiz that took way longer than anyone thought it would. We also talk about a Lego senate, funniest president names, Feud 34 housecleaning, Tobuscus updates, Five Nights in real life, MrBeast characters, Ukraine super mutants, Quebecois oppression, Chills video lengths, Luxury Dark, The Homunculus Revolution, and goblin sharks. Welcome to the next 4...
Jul 20, 2022•58 min
Take a breath of fresh nasty air as we bring back the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time we're taking a look back at the Official Monkey Tournament and desecrating the legacies of every participant by competing to see who has more rule 34 of them online. This doesn't mean we don't talk about Baron Trump's Roblox account, Woke Unavailable, parkour feet, racist monkey, Asian Donkey Kong, Sapoujou's Bizarre Adventure, Optimus Prussy, the monkey for kids, the owl monkey, and making...
Jul 13, 2022•1 hr 2 min
It's finally here and boy does it deliver. In a podcast first, we are joined by Noah's beautiful girlfriend Amanda to finish the Official Monkey Tournament once and for all! We also discuss tech deck tricks, pencil Joker, monkey lips, kissing Pokemon, Goko the gorilla, the anime hugger, Goku gaming, punchy monkey, gorilla restaurants, Vegeta wave check, Mojo Jojo: A Powerpuff Girls Story, monkey fist knots,Flying Dutchman Murray, and Tamagotchi water babies. You won't want to miss this surprise ...
Jul 06, 2022•1 hr 24 min
We're swinging in with the penultimate instalment of the Definitive Monkey Tournament and things are heating up, so we brought in streamer, TikToker, and all around content king, TheGeekSlays to help take us through this. We also talk about the deep south, backless chairs, fart confession, OnlySins, ape-like appearances, Sega racing rosters, expanding staffs, the Fortnite scrolls, Mario biathlons, The Kong Song, hot monkeys, GorillaBurger, an Ezra Miller tangent, Basie's traffic story, and Walte...
Jun 29, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Stimulate your senses with the next part of our Official Monkey Tournament, this time featuring our dear friend Emma, breaking ties and taking names as we continue to narrow down who the greatest monkey character of all time is. We also get serious about healthy dog spum, being better than an ant, Grandpa dick game, good girl stink, Donkey Kong showers, Chris Griffin's bane, Family Guy raid bosses, Phil Fish, Wizards of Oz, Gorilla city pederasty, Injustice-pilled, and the Slut Renaissance. Take...
Jun 21, 2022•1 hr 28 min
Take a breather bud, you've been doing a good job to keep up this far. Let's sit back and recap this crazy frickin tournament, looking at our best jokes, and going through each round and their winners. We also get to revisit our beloved guest stars and the insight they brought to this illustrious event. We'll pick things up again next week as we begin to finish off this Herculean task. But until then, just enjoy some of our favourite memories from this simian battle royale.
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 31 min
Yea baby it's time for another bout of monkey madness and this time we brought in EROETTV, streamer and gamer extraordinaire to act as judge, judy, and executioner for our collection of fictional monkey characters. Along the way we also discuss cold open semantics, domestic terrorist King Kong, Malaysian rules, My Beast Partner, Um Jamma Lamma, Diddy Kong chemical warfare, Madagascar stans, gun kata, monkey tritagonist, I'm Walken here, Let There Be Mowgli, and Orphan Tears Part 2. You made it t...
Jun 08, 2022•1 hr 17 min
It never ends. We finish off the first round of the Official Monkey Tournament and this time we enlist the help of our own ever-present spectator but never a guest, Chloe Napadek! We also take a big chimp swing into the topics of Coca Cola enemas, the Paul Blart writers room, if everyone was monkeys, Big Foot throuples, weed themed Pokemon, David Schwimmer, Gloria's muck spread, Grape Ape hentai, Winston's Winskins, and Banjo Kazooie boyfriend. We're in the endgame now, maybe. Check out Chloe he...
Jun 01, 2022•1 hr 8 min
Things are heating up in the third portion of the Official Monkey Tournament, as we enlist the help of Noah's sister Piper to help us narrow down the primate bracket. We also talk about cheese strings, monkey pox, mansplaining NFTs, symbol monkeys, Captain Jack Sparrow human, Arthur finale, Ingrid Giraffe, Space Chimp royalty, Mr Beast Burger money, and normal kangaroos. Oh my god I can not wait.
May 25, 2022•1 hr 21 min
It's the second day of our Official Monkey Tournament, and this time we brought our good friend Nahom Bogale from The Most Wanted Podcast to help decide who wins, who dies, and who will be the definitive best monkey character of all time. We also discuss posable Yoshi toys, werehog semantics, King Louie swagger. deleted impressions, Ape Escape Academy, Sugriva uncased, Harambe shirts, Funky Kong ASMR, Big Sign Language, Po Panda pity, Nic Cage's debt, Jeff Dunham shows, Paul Blart 2: Escape 2 Af...
May 18, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Oooh oooh ah ah it's the first round of our Official Definitive Monkey Tournament and we've brought along Matt Ryder from FTI Studios to help us decide which one of these stink subhumans makes it to the next round. This of course is not without discussions on Mother's Day meals, Medieval Times combat, ,live action Boots, Beast Wars-pilled, Zarude Sandstorm, and Kevin Ebenezer Leven. It's the most important podcast event of the year. Check out Matt's links below! FTI Instagram: https://www.instag...
May 11, 2022•1 hr 8 min
As we prepare for the coming arrival of the new Official Monkey Tournament, the boys brainstorm the new draft of apes and other simians who will join the roster of the upcoming tourney, as well as the criteria for monkey judgement. Alongside this, the boys discuss 4-LOM and Zuckuss, our star signs, Miyamoto tweets, Pokemon fanfiction, Salacious Crumb, COD zombies lore videos, killing a sea bird, rat torture, RAOBJ, scat story, green poo, fruit gusher recipes, Ontario Jamaican Patties, and peer r...
May 04, 2022•1 hr 8 min
Good morning you nasty little freak, it is once again time for the world's most upsetting game show, FEUD 34! this time the boys take a deep dive into the 3rd and our personal favourite Pokemon generation, Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald, to see which funny fake animal is considered the hottest by internet sinners. All this amidst discussions on snail videos, family guy funny moments, Nintendo DS buttholes, Pokemon trivia Manchurian candidates, and Make-a-Wish Pokemon, plus more. Will Basie be dethr...
Apr 27, 2022•1 hr 5 min
