What's up tokers and jokers, it's time for the annual scraped together and horrendously late 4/20 themed episode. This time these four fuckin guys talk about jelquing journals, Big Spam Call, Buzzfeed quizzes, Crunch Wrap Supreme buttholes, Taco Bell beach cleanup, Breaking Bad status quo, apple and pear trucks, Arizona prices, Costco horses, Rocky Balboa Bum Fights, Night at the Museum murders, online Ouija board, Belle Delphine returns, Abraham Lincoln crisis actor, The Patriot, Ezra Miller wa...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 6 min
They said we couldn't do it, but here it is, another episode of Post Unavailable this time with more thievery and aviation than ever before. This week the boys discuss store bathroom tier lists, stealing, Masterchief's halo, Sonic 2 post credits, Morbius spoilers, Ice Age 6 pitches, defending Kramer, official bird election, fake bird names, witch slurs, Hot Wheels Battle Force 5, Q Force, worst vet ever, dolphin vats, and becoming a hydraulic press channel. Get your votes in now! Check out our m...
Apr 13, 2022•1 hr 4 min
What's up earners and players, the PU crew has all the advice and wisdom you'll need this fiscal year. We're talking celebrity gym leaders, Pokemon fan games, Souls multiplayer, The Morbius Sweep, post credit plus, The SPUM, Jared Leto method acting, Ezra Miller rampage, Will Smith disease, Knuckles tv show, Halo cook book, anime movies, gorilla mascot, the eye doctor, high-vis vests, statue redesigns, family computers, and TikTok poison. Keep making moves. Check out our merch!: https://my-store...
Apr 06, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Oh yea, you know what time it is. The creatures of the night that are Post Unavailable deliver another ghoulish episode, with discussion on Speedy Fortnite, Talking Ben, Butt Buck, scary phone calls, Batman kill count, Spider-Man rules, WMD promos, pro military anime, custom bionicle pussies, Gemini Man, The Oscar's Creature, the Will Smith Play Off, Jesus Lizard hunting, baddy chimps, Big Dolphin, fish plays Pokemon, HM cucks, Minion blimps, Stormhawks, and Walmart security. Check your cameras ...
Mar 30, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Now that the mask mandates have been lifted, everyone can see you laughing at our hilarious jokes! Terrify strangers by listening to the PU boys talk about kissing Osmos drivers, Jim Carrey sequels, the Sonic room, Comic Con censorship, Shadman Spartacus, stabbed cosplayers, Arby's animal hospital, McDonald's vigilante, weed sponsorship, Smiling Friends cosplay, the FNAF speech, the fandom menace, Dr. Seuss serial killer, the Ranger Code, the Bart Simpson Complex, mom tier list, kangussy, Fruity...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 12 min
Our most mature and thought-provoking episode yet. I'm lying but after talking about the Anti-PETA, monkey heists, ape experiments, the Cloth Mother, chimpanzee defence lawyer, Rock Band bananas, Noah steps out so the boys can have a long in depth Elden Ring discussion as well as discuss alleged in-person classes and car batteries for Ukraine. Rounding it off with the Mario Pureness scale, slimy personalities, Drug or Pokemon, and Gang Theory, you won't want to miss this. Check out our merch!: h...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 6 min
This city reeks of injustice, we can smell it from our nose that is the shadows. And fear also. Discussions on Riddler puns, The Gothamburg Trials, Dinkleberg on TikTok, Canadian drug commercials, Gabe Newell burger, Raccoon city, Warcraft 2 developer Ted Bundy, monkey viagra, reverting to ape mode, mascot lending, forklift rallies, Medieval Times spoilers, Sir Hulk Hogan, chilli-filled Coliseum, Disney World slaves, Oswald the Rabbit, polish bad guys, and The Irish Play plague these streets. We...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Wake up! it's time for a sleepy and proud episode from the PU boys! As we try to regain some footing for the next hundred episodes we talk about eating shark eggs, eel spawning, Wordle strategies, Spanish Pokemon, whip police, muddy dragons, Year of the Mole Sister, we take a fictional personality quiz, Sheriff of Russia, who's the most Han Lue, begging Vin Diesel, jokes for minecrafters, and bullying Notch. Set your alarms! Check out our merch!: https://my-store-c638a6.creator-spring.com/...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 2 min
It's a new era of Post Unavailable and we kick off the next 1 hundo with a bang. We've got Helium Wars, Jason Seagal, Machop massages, Super Happy Garden, environmental storytelling, Ratatouille hypotheticals, Bluesky, stacking frogs on mushrooms, The Skink, ad eye trackers, OSHA monetization, Mickey Mouse gloves, obsolete bionic eyes, Harry Potter AI, poo lore, Craig's best moments, goblin-mode allegations, and U2 NFTs. It wouldn't be a classic PU without some trash. Check out our merch!: https...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 2 min
What better way to celebrate our 100th episode than to force everyone to play the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34. This time it's the Reddit Retribution, as our contestants must decipher which fictional is most horned for by the internet's worst residents, Redditors. We also make sure to cover Bruce Willis body doubles, World War Steve, Wordle freaks, Shake It Up Chicago, Hunter times Hunter, Hasan Piker spread eagle, Raven adjacent characters, and more! Rules will change, Basie will s...
Feb 16, 2022•1 hr 26 min
Get owned, it's another anime focused episode, but this time with the endlessly charismatic and knowledgeable king that is Nahom Bogale from Most Wanted Podcast! Nahom joins us to talk about bad, stinky live-action anime and manga adaptations, covering topics like the Cowboy Bebop audience, the One Piece cast, the Attack on Titan ending, Dragon Ball Evolution, Netflix pacing, Chris Pratt as Alphonse, being an Amazon-only, Scarlet Johansson asian sex bot, Muslim Hulk, The Alita Army, whatever dum...
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 20 min
HONK HONK! They said it couldn't happen but we are back for a new episode full of stuff to get angry about. Things like Ninja Turtle knockoffs, going back to school, DayZ in real life, the Naruto bank, Pokemon card schemes, acrylic Jar Jar dildo, Twitch language, the ban meta, subscriber-only Zoom classes, bodypillow artists, Rate My Prof review bombing, The Hartlepool Monkey, Scapechimps, Mario Movie NDAs, grave of the unknown podcaster, and Nintendo sex ads. That'll give you something to cry a...
Feb 01, 2022•1 hr 4 min
This just in! It's an newsworthy and educational episode of your least favourite podcast, chock full of the latest headlines and factoids such as M&M child slaves, Italian icon Tifa, Pennsylvania lab monkeys, crab-eating humans, Usopp's fables, The Dolphin, Gumbly moments, Family Guy dogs, and post-internet comedy writers. You'll never need to learn or know anything ever again!
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Welcome travellers, it is time for another PU tale as our brave big boys uncover all sorts of unearthly the mysteries such as real chupacabra footage, cryptid donkey shows, unattended french babies, ski chalet lockdowns, Below Deck, insane network television, Nerf Geneva Conventions, new Civil War maps, Drake's hot sauce hypothesis, public domain Denny's, Harry Potter bars, and Taco Bell cauliflower. Let's make some magic, baby.
Jan 19, 2022•59 min
I don't have much time but here is an episode that reveals some of the deepest secrets that have ever been uncovered on this hell show. Not only are we taking a very sloppy deep dive into the stupid freaking Bogdanoff Twins, but we're also looking at lifesaving BBLs, feet donors, funeral manticores, Sir Tom Cruise, the British Dynasty, Princess Diana NFTs, Blockbuster original content, Banned Polish characters, cigarette censorship, Google Image speedruns, Chipmunk mania, and the Polish Toilet S...
Jan 12, 2022•1 hr 2 min
We're back for the New Year baby, and we're starting things off with a banger full of all the horrible topics you'd expect. We're talking NFT QR codes, frog coffee, beef tea, Tim Hortons ciabatta, morning Dr. Pepper, Spongebob OP and ED, Nickelodeon voice auditions, Betty White's apes, The Ghost of Crypto Future, Metaverse skybox, Venom wrap, the charcoal drink, PC Herman, train justice, bike safety, Pinocchio lost media, Bill Nighy vs Bill Nye, master manipulator Vin Diesel, and theme park movi...
Jan 04, 2022•1 hr 6 min
We're leaving off the new year with a look wayyy back to when we thought things might eventually get better. Strap in for some classic PU bits like underwater Matt, Basie's ulcer, murder hornets, walrus vs boar, pug breeding, Travis the chimpanzee, Black Widow lego set, french gamer, Timmy Turner vs Danny Phantom, rogue Ugandan chimps, jizz music, Scooby Doo censorship, Cuck-E Cheese, Brother Bears, which Ninja Turtle is who, real homunculus, tower of giraffes, Tienanmen Square, DC Feud 34, Hall...
Dec 29, 2021•55 min
It's the spookiest time of the year, where once again we sort by new on a horrible subreddit and break down amazing posts by real actual people. We're looking at scary two-sentence horror prompts and other spooky topics like no more Family Guy, Spider-Man eating a big fly, The Morbius Rap, Blade easter eggs, Bjork is Shmi, clone barbers, elementary school horror stories, bad speech topics, french teachers falling over, One Love Homeless Version, Christmas concert copyright strikes, chimp prostit...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 14 min
What is happening glizzy goblins, it's time for a new vile adventure. This time we're looking at Ghislaine Maxwell high school assembly, first lady head game, The Game Awards, Kids React predator hunt, Sonic trailer spoilers, Masterchief the show, the new era of little boys, adding CGI moustaches, Martxn Scorsese, Dream's baggage, the "high" republic, Dune content revival, Matt's Fornite streak, Prank Patrol crimes, Five Nights at Freddy's novellas, MatPat in federal prison, and AI generated Gam...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Oh hey what's up. We're going back to simpler times, and by that I mean animal murder and fighting children. So strap in for discussion on secret white rhinos, Tasmanian tiger soup, Bermuda Triangle racists, new megafauna, Diary of a Wimpy Apostle, Bible Chaotix, Zatchbell memories, Garfield content, Clifford vs 3 small Hulks, Robot Chicken sabotage, stop-motion bullies, red butt, prison planet high school, primal ball roofing, snow fort feudalism, and pep rally scams. Now get your ass back to c...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 5 min
The world's most upsetting game show has landed once again, and this time we return to the old and far away galaxy of George Lucas' hellscape, Star Wars! Who will be the biggest hater? Who will lower themselves enough into degeneracy in order to win? Find out in our 10th game of Feud 34!
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Finally, a very factual and educational episode, so you can learn something for a change. With Marcin busy this week, the rest of the PU boys get caught up on all things dog placenta, Gina Carano's new movie, Chris-Chan's prison gang, Ken Penders, the Knuckles bloodline, Sonic girlfriend mandates, and nyan cat's owner. It's a Sonic heavy episode, but what's new. You love it.
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 4 min
It's that time of year where all the gamers sprout from the manure to speculate on who will take home the most prestigious awards possible at this years upcoming Game Awards. The PU boys do a group vote on what we believe to be the guaranteed winners. Also featuring Professor Dan Schneider, Noah's dad's hair, RIP John Ritter, daylight savings conspiracy, Johnny Galvatron, car games, Gus from Breaking Bad, divorce games, Dream's mobility scooter, Joe Biden: Forbidden West, Rogers Centre eSports, ...
Nov 17, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Big Dune themed episode we got here. Not really but we do talk about worm meat. We also talk about anime recommendations, Dune stranding, the skittles joke, Warner Smash Bros, Cartoon Network Punchtime Explosion tier list, ethical Donkey Kong movie, Shai hulud burger, mushroom restaurant, bee wing soup, pizza drive thru, and Dairy Queen hot dog blizzard. This show is the mind-killer. Shout out to Cody Drake for providing our intro this week! You can follow him at https://www.instagram.com/drummy...
Nov 10, 2021•1 hr 1 min
It's the Post Unavailable Post-Halloween episode, as we scrape all the candy and topics that nobody wanted from the bottom of our scare sacks such as Garfield impressions, Forrest Gump disease, smoking weed with trick or treaters, stromboli serpents, witches salve, Atlantis truthers, Ancient Egyptian green witches, Ubisoft crypto, crypto gold rush, Sputnik pilled, Space Chimp oppression, evil sea burials, and what if What If was good. See you in November, which is now. Special thanks to Joaish f...
Nov 02, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Hey super fans, it's me, the vengeful ghost of Stan Lee! This caper from the PU boys includes all sorts of daring and spectacular stuff like too soon jokes, hottest Finding Nemo characters, the Snail hypothetical, forbidden worms, Fan Expo 2021, Jack Black monomyth, cosplay red carpet, anime face, sexy Knuckles, Artist Ally roleplay, Funko Pop cages, Toronto secrets, Gambit costumes, cosplay bars, and craft beer microdosing. Excelsior! Back to hell I go!
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 10 min
There's too many weeks in October to be doing spooky scary episodes so instead have an episode where we talk about on-campus witch burnings, Dream in real life, Splatalot Squid Game, the Blizzard wrap up, Donkey Kong OCs, the Breaking Bad Expanded Universe, Clone High vs India, getting stuck in the demon core, The Big Bang Theory Guys, Rick and Morty trivia, best invasive species, Rap Adam, and Riddler content. Some of those are actually scary.
Oct 20, 2021•1 hr 3 min
The scariest season of all is here, so let the PU crew get you into the fall groove with stories about turkey replacements, Halloween haunt murders, roller coaster operators vs pilots, Mormon soaking, Sponge Bob Fighter, Human Centipede logistics, domestic horror, I am weed, Smash Mouth threats, apple heist, horrible horses, mourning the Queen, baby reboots, and CN Tower hippos.
Oct 13, 2021•57 min
Ahoy there! Get your sea legs and bibs ready because the PU boys are back for another nautical/culinary/sexually charged excursion into everything no one wants to talk about including: Mark Zuckerberg's beard, gamer smells, microdosing tetanus, PU PSAs, Spirit Halloween drought, Disney's Sora, Rugrats exploitation, black market frogs, humane shark fin soup, turtle farming, clown girls, giving Dora your energy, Quebecois alligators, gag costumes, and Secretariat fans. Anchors away! (This episode ...
Oct 06, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Bing bing wahoo it's time for a normal-ass episode and you know we all have hot and controversial takes on the recent announcements regarding Mario Mario and his new feature film. We talk casting, story, production, sequel/spinoff/crossover potential, and fan casting. We also get into how we were ripped off by a vtuber, Zoom class bullshit, Gary Oldman's Tiptoes, babies in bubbles, Blue Sky Productions, Bobby the Hedgehog, theatre reactions, the DUCU, and boring video game movies. *Italian accen...
Sep 29, 2021•1 hr 2 min
