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4 big, rude boys from a small South Ontario town vibe with you and discuss the backroads of the internet, pop culture, or Canada, in conversations that should always be deleted later.
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Episodes

Episode 80: State Mandated Alligator Girlfriend

You know what time it is. Feud 34 is back and this time we're tackling the second generation of Pokemon from Gold and Silver. Don't give a shit or know nothing about these little funny gamer monsters? That's alright because we've dumbed it down for the whole family, plus we also get a bit political, but not in any way meaningful. Plus you know you just love to hear us talk, so get on in here!

Sep 22, 20211 hr 4 min

Episode 79: God's Monkey Ball Prison

This is it. The Great Monkey Tournament ends here! 32 of our favourite monkey characters clawed and flung crap till only 8 remained. Now the greatest monkey character of all time will be decided. We will be analyzing the diets, taste, power level, based-ness, fishing ability, leading man ability, Big Brother winner eligibility, and psychic proficiency. We also talk about Elon Muskateers and Will Smith's family tree if you're interested in that. ooh ooh ah ah enjoy.

Sep 14, 20211 hr 3 min

Episode 78: Gorilla Drip

Round 2 of the Great Monkey Tournament is finally here! The 16 monkeys that won Round 1 will be judged on how Christ-like they are, their drip, their potential for hosting Post Unavailable, and how sus they are. Let's see who can compete in these stupid-ass categories. Don't worry we also discuss DnD drama, baby theory, and the Rainforest Parliament. The Tournament continues!

Sep 08, 20211 hr 5 min

Episode 77: Banana Stir Fry

Part 2 of The Great Monkey Tournament is here! As we finish out the last half of the qualifying round we continue to assess the chillability, willpower, fighting capability, and kissability of the last 16 contestants, all of whom are more ruthless and have rougher legal histories than the first half. It's life or death, with more to come in THE GREAT MONKEY TOURNAMENT!

Aug 31, 20211 hr 6 min

Episode 76: All Gorillas Go To Hell

The Great Monkey Tournament has begun! 32 of our favourite monkey characters from movies, tv, real life, and this podcast have been entered into a tournament bracket to determine who the ultimate simian personality is. Participants are graded on fighting ability, chilling ability, kissing ability, and force of will. Secrets will be revealed, lies exposed, and bananas consumed, and only one sub-human tree freak will stand victorious. Round 1 begins here! This is your last week to use code: FTIPOS...

Aug 24, 20211 hr 4 min

Episode 75: Chewbacca Speed Dating

The PU boys are back and decide to get real. Real as in reality tv, nothing too serious, I mean have you listened to this show? They also discuss Call of Duty Ghosts, the end of White Boy Summer, the Chris-Chan Trial, Sexy Beasts, Lego Masters, reality tv empaths, Survivor toxicity, and Kevin Hart's death. It's good to be back! Be sure to use code: FTIPOSTUN at the link below for 15% your merch order! FTI Merch Store: https://fti.creator-spring.com/

Aug 18, 20211 hr 6 min

Best Posts Available - Episodes 1-10

The boys need to recharge this week, so enjoy a compilation of some of our best and funniest moments from our first 10 episodes. Classic moments such as making our Sonic OCs, doxxing ourselves, Ass Reddit, loyalist Papa Johns, covid survival, 50,000 Big Foots, biggest fears, Starfy, Double Rum and Coke, slurs on BuzzFeed, World of Weed, the Reverse Ezra Miller, Baby Yoda vs Pickle Rick, Hulk Hands, and human body patch notes. Be sure to use code: FTIPOSTUN at the link below for 15% your merch or...

Aug 10, 20211 hr 1 min

Episode 74: Ape Lips

Back at it, with one of the smartest episodes we've ever made. Untrue, but we do talk about Watch Mojo enthusiasts, garbage childhood YouTube, the plot of Chef, Doug Walker vs Linkara, Occam's Razor's Ape Lips, lego canon, Vin Diesel's Team Fortress 2, Shrek ReBuild, nude Hobbits, the death of MLG humour, are you allowed to say bussin', and black magic cam witches. High IQ only.

Aug 04, 20211 hr

Episode 73: Shower Cheetos

Dinner is served, in a very tasty, scrumptious culinary episode. The PU chefs cover a variety of food related topics such as Activision satanists, Frito Lay doxxing, Dairy Queen flesh-lights, mac and Cheetos, hot dog eaters, getting your corpse pickled at Chic-fil-A, the Febreze Effect, Space Jam 2 cameos, eating lego men, Guinness World Record addendums, Ready Player One shilling, Bugs Bunny Killing, Christian cartoons, Space Jam houses, and us versus Pepe le Pew. Mmm yumby.

Jul 28, 20211 hr 5 min

Episode 72: Goon Cave Princess

This is the pacifist episode, where we finally take a vow of peace. See for yourself if this vow lasts through our discussions on replacing movie sound effects, Slot Boxing, dad rock vs rap rock, Marcin's mic quality, Snapchat Duel, which animals smoke the most weed, punishing children, goon cave bears, Vtuber Competition, Rust concert, Turkish Hot Tub Stream viewers, fixing Japan's birth rate, and government funded harems. Peace be with you.

Jul 20, 20211 hr 5 min

Episode 71: The Jimmy Timmy Discourse

Nothing says summer like listening to your favourite boys talk about Nickelodeon and monkeys for an hour. Yea, that's right nothing has changed. In this two parter, the boys discuss the Ted Bundy of Redditors, Vin Diesel Stockholm Syndrome, the longest monkey sentence, What If Spiderman killed the Beatles, dirty Canadian cartoons, From Software's Jacob Two-Two, coloured DVD cases, and public domain rollback. Only the best.

Jul 14, 20211 hr 3 min

Episode 70: Freak Mouth Demon Woman

Feud 34 returns! This time we've combined two shorter subjects into a very special Feud 34, where we look at rule 34 for both Mortal Kombat and Minecraft! Disgusting! We also take time to discuss the Cosby/Bin Laden conundrum, inside manhunt jobs, nazi grandpas, popping Notch like a balloon, how to hide from God, Kid's Bop WAP, bringing back Shadow of Israphel, podcast splinter groups, girl's fighting games, and the Shrigma Male. See you in hell! Special Thanks to Nahom from Most Wanted Podcast ...

Jul 06, 20211 hr 6 min

Episode 69: John McAfee's Ocean Harem

When will these boys learn how to make a podcast? Maybe one day, but for now listen to a new stinky, sexy episode where the boys discuss the Snyder response, Snapchat Battle Royale revamp, John McAfee being suicided, aquaponics, goon caves, decent exposure, Pee Pee's Playhouse, hiding from the census, computer virus buddies, action replay codes, Nintendo Power contests, gamer magazines, and walkthrough time. All the while Craig and Discord attempt to destroy this show. Fun! Special thanks to Fan...

Jun 29, 202159 min

Episode 68: Pidgeon Bombing and Car Games (Featuring Matt Ryder from FTI Studios)

Finally it's here, the big gamer day! The PU crew invites Matt Ryder from FTI Studios to come join us in our discussion and recap of the E3 expo from this month. We also talk about Japanese crunch time, the Zack Snyder of video games, the Borderlands movie cast, valve sucking, Among Us hell lobbies, Guardians of the Galaxy designs, Imagine Dragons Final Fantasy, and Nintendo voice acting. Big Thank you to Matt Ryder for stopping by, make sure you check out FTI Studios on all platforms! Also shou...

Jun 22, 20211 hr 13 min

Episode 67: Heroes Don't Do That

The nastiest episode that we have ever produced is about to slip inside your ear canal, and possibly your other canals, if you're open-minded. We mainly focus on the recent controversial debate regarding what Warner Bros. will and won't let Batman do, if you know what I mean. We also get into the Furry tax credit, reopening Ontario, Sigma COVID, looking at John Cena, Snapchat Battle Royale, Basie dating Billie Eilish, becoming animals through surgery, John McAfee's whales, Dolphin jam, tennis pr...

Jun 16, 20211 hr

Episode 66: Lethal White Claw Injection

The PU boys prepare to not only be rid of this nasty little virus going around but also E3, by expunging all the gamer talk out of their systems in one ep. Besides that though, we also discuss Fast and Furious cumulative hair, slow vaccinations, what pretending to be crazy looks like, new Newgrounds releases, Gary's Mod southerners, documenting Chris Chan, reading Invincible, John Cena's Berserk, anime deprivation chamber, the Samsung Girl, sexual fast food, Gamer Talk, Stonetoss is a nazi, favo...

Jun 08, 20211 hr 2 min

Episode 65: Biblically Accurate Cosmo and Wanda

Surfs up podcast enjoyers, it's our annual christmas/beach/catholicism episode where we cover all your favourite summer topics like the Grinch for Gamers, Doug Ford Beach, Basie's birds, Australia facts, Noah's A.R.K., crow trolling, hot tub podcasting, best beach episodes, Skyrim from memory, being Wes Anderson, Marvel throuples, evil fake Dalmatians, Watto Musk, the best gender neutral bathroom, Tobey Maguire's Spider Knuckle, kink shaming Nickelodeon producers, ChillsTop15 subreddit rules, th...

Jun 01, 20211 hr 3 min

Episode 64: Moba Males

Greetings fellow Sigmas, it is your compatriots (Sigmas do not have friends) at PU here to give the ultimate introspect on the Sigma Male phenomenon. We also discuss unconfident bald people, Omega Male Michael Jordan, getting vaccinated for E3, Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead, tricking ChillsTop15, our demon encounter, MOBA males, Sega's comeback, Star Fox in real life, cancelling the TF2 Spy, Peter and Homer in Smash, and The Suite Dick on Zack. Enjoy, or don't (Sigma's do not enjoy anything)....

May 26, 20211 hr 3 min

Episode 63: The Nicki Minaj Army

The greatest battles are decided here! Due to the versus trend in this podcast and in real life we decided to take another swing at "who would win" situations such as Shang Chi vs Nicki Minaj, GTA5 vs Thanos, Guts vs every Pokemon, Eric Andre vs Joji, Basie vs Japan, iCarly vs Frasier, a raccoon vs an old world monkey, and YouTubers vs Floyd Mayweather. We also discuss the Kung Fu Panda trilogy, what the dog doin, Bill Burr anime, Shrek's diseases, Panda Bear respect thread, and G-Force assassin...

May 18, 20211 hr 4 min

Episode 62: Guelph vs. the Teen Titans

I love Batman, as Robin says. And we also love him and all his crazy friends here at Post Unavailable, which is why we took the time to talk about Arkham Asylum suddenly appearing in our small town for a Netflix show that nobody likes. We also talk about Planet Sheen fans, the famous Sandy Cheeks image, the Teen Lantern, the VR Minecraft Autoblow Experience, the Fan Expo It bus, the virtual Coldplay concert, what's the deal with George Lucas, Jabba the Hut roleplay, Paper Mario nude hack, Weezer...

May 11, 20211 hr 3 min

Episode 61: Schrodinger's Cat vs Tobuscus' Dog

Submit yourself to the wilderness that is Post Unavailable, and listen to these jungle boys discuss stealing monkeys from African Lion Safari, yard duty volunteers, Pawn Stars, History Channel randomizer, Basie reviews murderers, internet vigilantism, King of the Nerds, Toby Games, the return of Sort by Poo, and To Catch a Redditor. See you on the other side.

May 05, 20211 hr 1 min

Episode 60: New Jersey Pokemon

What's up Pokemon fans! Feud 34 is back and this time we're sinning against our favourite fake funny animals. If you're not a fan of the satanic animal capture game then don't worry, we do our best to explain all our stupid Pokemon references, plus we talk about truck nuts, Bowser's children of divorce, 90s blackface, and Pokemon atheism. Also we lost some audio where Basie picks Mewtwo and Matt says something else. Gotta go get them!

Apr 27, 20211 hr 5 min

Episode 59: Weed 2

What's up fellow substance abusers, we're back with the sequel to last years 4/20 spectacular. This time we put our enlightened brains to use by discussing weed DLC, Nintendogs reboot, Buzzweed, Sour Diesel, Matt vs Rihanna, insane person lego prices, and Papa Roach's Meet the Fockers. special thanks to Lord MacIsaac for this week's intro!

Apr 21, 20211 hr 1 min

Episode 58: Legalized Dimensional Shifting

I can read your mind. You're going to like and share this episode. Also I know where your husband is. He's listening to us talk about illegal mysticism, psychic scam artists, how to kill a pilgrim, Snapchat live stories, YouTube drama fatigue, slapping the Omnitrix, YuGiOh massacres, nerd contests, the Gamer Bus, Wiifi, mass EVO arrests, the Olympics scam, Space Jam news, Balan's Wonderland, and short games. That will be $50. Big thanks to Lord MacIsaac for providing the intro this week.

Apr 14, 20211 hr 2 min

Episode 57: DaBasie

Here it is. It's our first double upload with our official DaBaby episode. Not really but Marcin only responds to DaBaby-based humour and nothing else in this one, not even jokes about the SOTUS, The Easter Bunny Encounter, Alf, Goku driving, DaBaby Cinematic Universe, explaining Suicide Squad, The King Kong vs Godzilla joke, Joker acting, Kid MK Ultra, extra Stations of the Cross, Polish School, the platform switch, and impeachment culture. Well maybe some of those.

Apr 06, 20211 hr 4 min

Episode 56: Catboys and Puppygirls

Whoa what? Yea that's right we're back! After our week hiatus we're finally back to talk about Game Grumps controversies, Puppygirls, Dolphin relationships, based Komodo dragons, comedy plagiarism, the gooey seximal system, swim practice, 8th grade confirmation, being banned from Ottawa, poor elementary schools, The Great Pantsing, and the Kid Butt Bandit.

Apr 05, 20211 hr 3 min

Episode 55: Non Fungible 4 Hour Movie

We finally made it this far. We sat down and watched all 4 hours of Zachary's complete grey vision and we're here to talk about all the things we loved and what fans might have missed, like the Marvel Shadow Organization, Superhero Movie 2008 reviews, Superman vs Prince Philip, Oscar snubs, Wandavision quiz, podcast NFTs, and Roll Up The Rim Unboxing.

Mar 23, 20211 hr 1 min

Episode 54: Open-Faced McDonalds

What better way to enjoy the sun by listening to this episode while dissociating in the woods? Listen to us ramble and scream about DTS, Open Concept Fast Food, Gaylord Focker, Bad Grandpa Erasure, Ronald McDonald Homeless Prevention, McDonald Land Politics, Burger King Mysteries, Crying at movie theatres, terminally ill atheists, and Basie absolutely losing it during what will probably be our last Sort by Poo for a while.

Mar 15, 202159 min

Episode 53: Martian Queen Awakening

The PU boys disperse the Lola Bunny controversy once and for all as well as continuing our new segment, Sort by Poo. We also talk about Pickle Rick Tomahawk Missiles, Dad anger, Storyboard Jams, Fanboy and Chum-Chum, kissing the Queen, Gina Carano, and being improv masters.

Mar 10, 202158 min

Episode 52: Sort By Poo

The boys celebrate their 1 year anniverary in classic PU style, by belittling their fans and browsing Reddit. Join the festivities as we play Wishing Hell, debut our new segment, Sort by Poo, and discuss the Rambo cringe challenge, Roblox usernames, and DnD communication skills.

Mar 02, 20211 hr 2 min
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