Neville Longbottom and the Philosopher's Stone: Part 1 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist. The cover art for this episode was created by: Twitter: @nutsalia Site: https://iamnutsalia.wixsite.com/website Email: iamnutsalia@gmail.com A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotca...
Aug 14, 2021•58 min•Season 1Ep. 96
Reeah and Jem try to figure out if any of the Hogwarts teachers are actually qualified to do their jobs, and along the way they accidentally figure out why the entire wizarding world is the way it is, and why it makes sense. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tum...
Jul 31, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 95
Reeah and Jem hijack the Knight Bus without understanding how the hell it works, and then try to think of the best uses for it, alternating between road-tripping and murder. EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tum...
Jul 14, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 94
Listeners, it's time to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Reeah and Jem do a deep dive into all of Harry's dreams throughout the entire series and attempt to figure out if they mean anything or if they are totally random. Can Harry see the future? How many of his dreams are influenced by Voldemort? Why does he dream about his Firebolt so often? Along the way the sisters frequently get distracted re-telling and interpreting their own dreams, so be prepared for rambling anecdotes and no real ans...
Jun 30, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 93
The sisters return once again with their Sink or Float miniseries to argue whether the ship of Severus Snape and Lily Evans should sink or stay afloat. Reeah's argument is "Always" and Jem's argument is "Move on!" Will the sisters be able to argue coherently, or just dissolve into rambling messes? This month's cause is Reconciliation Australia. This year, Reconciliation Week's theme was: More than a word, reconciliation takes action. Find out more about how you can take action to support reconci...
Jun 14, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 92
Reeah and Jem are back in another episode of their Page to Screen miniseries. This time the sisters are comparing how magic was written in the books to how it ended up looking on screen. The sisters discuss wand choreography, smokey bois, the various colours and sounds they remember, smokey bois, why wizard duels tend to look like magic rope tug-o-war, smokey bois, and the best and worst moments of movie magic. As usual, Jem has well-researched theories and comes to thoughtful conclusions, while...
May 31, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 91
Reeah and Jem declare that they can create a more entertaining and better designed Triwizard Tournament. Jem creates a series of interconnected symbolic tasks, and Reeah bases all of her ideas off reality TV shows. This month's cause is the Women's Justice Network. Find out more about how you can support this grassroots organisation which is committed to advancing the prospects and wellbeing of women and girls affected or at risk of the criminal justice system by following this link: https://hub...
May 14, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 90
Reeah is a self-proclaimed 'Peeves defender' and Jem maintains that whatever moral lessons Peeves' presence may provide to the students of Hogwarts it isn't worth allowing a poltergeist to strangle children with tinsel. This month's cause is Red Dust. Find out more about how you can support the development of community health programs in remote Indigenous communities by following this link: https://reddust.org.au/ A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo ...
Apr 14, 2021•51 min•Season 1Ep. 89
Happy April Fools day listeners! Rather than attempting a prank of their own this episode, Reeah and Jem instead rank the best and worst pranks in the series. We debate niffler rights, muggle baiting, messing with vs traumatising your siblings, and reminisce about our real-life swamp corridor. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastninean...
Mar 31, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 88
Reeah and Jem take the place of Barty Crouch Jr in Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, and devise various plans to kidnap a 14 year old Harry, so the Dark Lord can return. (Warning, Jem left a window open while recording - oops - so you may hear the sounds of Australian summer in the background of this episode.) Also this month's cause is Change the Record. Donate to help highlight the impacts of Covid-19 on indigenous communities and help chronically ill people in prison get released. https://chan...
Mar 14, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 87
How does the map know your name? Is Peter Pettigrew the wizarding world's greatest cartographer? Why did Fred and George never notice the man sleeping in their little brother's bed? It's time to manage this mischief, because Reeah and Jem solemnly swear that they are done with this map's nonsense. (Warning, Jem left a window open while recording - oops - so you may hear the sounds of Australian summer in the background of this episode. Sorry listeners!) A That's Not Canon Production. Find out mo...
Feb 28, 2021•59 min•Season 1Ep. 86
This episode is dedicated to Direwolf Summer! Thank you for your patreon support and your regular support! Were the Boy Who Lived's parents really meant to be? Or was Voldemort not the only reason their romance was tragically short? Celebrate Valentines Day with Reeah and Jem by putting James and Lily Potter's relationship to the Sink or Float test! Also this month's cause is IndigenousX. Follow the link below to find out how you can support 100% independent and indigenous-owned media, community...
Feb 14, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 85
Reeah and Jem pick up their Quirrellmort argument right where they left it during the movie commentary and investigate Professor's Quirrell's whole ... situation. Because seriously, what is it like to have another person growing out of the back of your head? Jem thinks it's like Ratatouille, Reeah can't focus through the overpowering garlic smell, and both sisters have truly insane ideas about the best way to hunt unicorns. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/...
Feb 01, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 84
Reeah and Jem use their inner eye to see the future and make some Harry Potter related predictions for 2021. This month's cause is Black Rainbow. Donate to support an organisation which pursues positive health and wellbeing for Aboriginal and Torrest Strait Islander LGBQTI+SB communities by following this link: https://blackrainbow.org.au/donate/ A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contac...
Jan 14, 2021•48 min•Season 1Ep. 83
Watch along with Reeah and Jem as they talk over the entire first Harry Potter movie. Happy Holidays listeners! EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/podcastnineandthreequarte...
Dec 25, 2020•2 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 82
Jem has a bone to pick with Ernie, Reeah is desperately trying to remember the one psychology subject she did at uni, and they both have very different interpretations of Ernie Macmillan. Here's the link to the psychopath test we used: https://www.businessinsider.com.au/hare-psychopath-checklist-test-sociopath-2016-11?r=US&IR=T A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: ...
Nov 30, 2020•47 min•Season 1Ep. 81
Reeah and Jem are two dark witches intent on living forever, but will their antics involving outer space, old trees, Dev Patel, and Shark Tale aid them in thier quest for immortality or simply make the gallant hero intent on defeating them want to kill them quicker? A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email:...
Nov 14, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 80
This episode is dedicated to Direwolf Summer! Thank you for your patreon support and your regular support! Reeah (Horace Slughorn) and Jem (Minerva McGonagall) are joined by special guest Josh (Albus Dumbledore) in a mock trial to discover what really went down on the night of the prank. What happened? Who is to blame? What should the consequences be? Should any of this be considered canon? Who will eat a cockroach cluster? Listen to discover the truth. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out mo...
Oct 31, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 79
Reeah ande Jem get spooky and debate what the most frightening moments in Harry Potter are, covering eveything from big snakes and wet zombies to a creepy clown jack-in-the-box. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Ins...
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 78
J.K once said that there are two things in the series that are too horrible to go into detail about: the process of making horcruxes and how Peter Pettigrew got Voldemort back into a physical body. In this episode, we go into detail. TRIGGER WARNING for mentions/discussions of the following: murder/violence brain damage resulting from forced memory altering pregnancy/birth sexual assault/rape forced impregnation death/murder of a fetus/unborn child rape culture/victim blaming debates surrounding...
Sep 30, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 77
Reeah and Jem talk about the printing press, books the size of postage stamps and paving stones, and whether or not magical authors have to change their names to be taken seriously. EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreequar...
Sep 14, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 76
Your two favourite sisters are back with another Sink or Float! This episode's ship is one of our most requested: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Potter. Jem isn't sure whether the play she is referencing is really the Cursed Child or just Romeo and Juliet in disguise, meanwhile Reeah is upset over queerbaiting and bored by the lack of enemies to lovers. Here is the source Reeah mentioned: https://www.mugglenet.com/2016/09/important-albus-scorpius-arent-love/#:~:text=The%20platonic%20relationship%20betwee...
Aug 31, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 75
Reeah and Jem continue their analysis of the Harry Potter series through a feminist lens, this time exploring the grown female characters. The sisters discuss essentialism, the paradox of the female terrorist, and whether we as Harry Potter fans should move forward from this point. This month's cause is Grandmothers Against Removals. Find out more about how you can fight against the removal of Indigenous children from their families and communities by following this link: https://www.gofundme.co...
Aug 14, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 74
Reeah and Jem do their best to tackle a too big topic in this two part episode about representation in the HP series. We look at how specific female characters are portrayed on the page and on screen and discuss what they can teach us about feminism and the role of women. This first episode focuses on girls and teenagers, and Part 2 will look at young women and adults. Here are the references from our discussion of specific characters this episode: Cho Chang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6TD...
Jul 31, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 73
Reeah and Jem become two backgrounfd Slytherins in tin foil hats trying to figure out if the famous Harry Potter got away with the murder of golden boy Cedric Diggory, or if he's completely innocent. A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr: podcastnineandthreeq...
Jul 14, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 72
Reeah and Jem go completely off the rails and talk mostly about the state of the world and their own personal takes and only a bit about whether or not the boy wizard Harry Potter was a planned baby or a happy accident. EPISODE NOTES: The website/list that Reeah referenced can be found here: https://wehavekids.com/having-baby/Most-Common-Reasons-Why-People-Want-Children A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at winge...
Jun 30, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 71
Reeah and Jem start a new miniseries where they discuss the changes from the books that were made for the movies. This week they explore how and why Ginny's character was changed for her adaptation in the movies. Compliation of Ginny moments from all 8 films: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMcxEhm-Gk Quote from Steve Kloves about why he didn't write the fifth film: https://gointothestory.blcklst.com/interview-steve-kloves-3507783b51c2 A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thats...
Jun 14, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 70
Would you wed, bed or behead? Toss or be tossed? Rate them out of three? The sisters can't decide on a ranking system, but they can decide which of the Hogwarts staff members they would be DTF. Join Reeah, Jem and special returning guest (and friend of the podcast) Sarah as they consider at length Dumbledore's clever fingers, Umbridge's large chest and Hagrid's whole ... situation. EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Fi...
May 31, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Reeah becomes a precocious Hogwarts student trying to smuggle in all manner of magical pets and audacious beasts into Hogwarts and Jem becomes a very tired and cranky Deputy Headmistress Professor McGonagall. EPISODE NOTES: A That's Not Canon Production. Find out more: https://thatsnotcanon.com/home Logo by wingedcorgi. Find more of her art at wingedcorgi.tumblr.com Contact us: Website: https://thatsnotcanon.com/podcastnineandthreequarterspodcast Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumb...
May 14, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 68
Can we know our fate, or is their no fate? The sisters try to understand how fate and prophecy work in the magical world. Reeah once again gets mad about time travel, Jem talks a lot about genetic predeterminism and neither can agree on whether or not Harry ever had free will. EPISODE NOTES: The podcast Reeah referenced is 'Plumbing the Death Star' from Sanspants Radio which can be found here https://www.sanspantsradio.com/plumbing-the-death-star . The essay Jem referenced is 'A Story of the Exc...
Apr 30, 2020•53 min•Season 1Ep. 67
