Hey everyone! Did you hear? We live an an eternal nightmare world where it is 2016 forever. Hope you enjoy SLOP! Your favorite conservative humor podcast starring a big fat hack and a dopey sidekick reading day-old Twitter takes set to vaporwave aesthetics is BACK, and they are killing it on Youtube! No, not Revenge Of The Cis, their podcast is absolutely dead in the water with Rumble... It's FLECCAS TALKS! Turns out, Royce and Mersh ripped off Fleccas entirely for their whole show, right down t...
Oct 07, 2024•3 hr 42 min
[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2483 ] MOLESTERY SCIENCE TEACHER 3000: My former high school teacher, David Kielbowick, was an odd duck that all the kids laughed at and ridiculed. He couldn't look the kids in the eyes. He had a tremble in his voice. But he was a pretty decent teacher, and I always thought he was ok. Turns out I was wrong. A few years ago, Kielbowick was arrested on absolutely HORRIBLE, predatory charges, involving a minor female f...
Sep 26, 2024•26 min
VITO GESUALDI, the long-running permanent cohost of PODAWFUL who has been on every episode for the past 15 years is now potentially on the chopping block. Yeah, that's right. I'm about to fire your favorite guy from the show. You better tune in to see if I do it or not. Should I do it? Tweet me and leave a hearted comment in my like-hole to make your voice SQUEARD (which is a new type of hearing from our partners at Squarespace). Engagement-bait words about the show: Dick Masterson, Biggest Prob...
Sep 23, 2024•2 hr 10 min
[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2481 ] Chris kattan has started the absolute worst podcast in history called Idiotically Speaking. Kattan and two goobers he's been paired up with revel in the STUCK CULTURE we are all trapped inside, and relive Chris' glory days on SNL with guests like Fred Armisen, Dana Carvey, and Tim Meadows (live from a coffee shop bathroom). In order to promote new Podcast Product™, Kattan has slithered his way onto Rick Glassma...
Sep 19, 2024•52 min
Vito is crying on Twitter, saying Dick Masterson is going to kick him off The Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast. Why? Is it because Vito deleted superchats about his weight? No. Is it because he blocked Patreon supporters in the chat room? Nope. Is it for Vito's constant inappropriate "jokes" about kids? Nu-uh, of course not, Dick likes those. Well then, what is the reason? It's because Dick Masterson is jealous of Keemstar's success, and wants to copy Lolcow Live and turn Vito into his si...
Sep 16, 2024•2 hr 3 min
[2.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2478 ] The news is reporting that Gen Z and Gen Alpha aren't taking 9/11 seriously anymore. They make constant, ironic jokes and memes about that terrible day. How do you make iPad babies NEVER FORGET a day they could never remember to begin with? 5 years ago I predicted this would happen and shelved the Crashtacular permanently, but after discovering a DARK SECRET about the Zoomers' tasteless memes and tributes, I f...
Sep 12, 2024•28 min
Mersh is starting to make me feel like Björk. After dissecting Revenge Of The Cis' first appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show, Mersh decided to dramatically shave his head bald, and show the true MONSTER within. Now, after a second appearance on Eljiah's show, Hollywood Mersh is melting down. He's down bad from gambling, living paycheck-to-paycheck off of Nightwave Radio, and going live, teetering from the edge of his Florida motel balcony, begging for money so he can attend his sister's funeral...
Sep 10, 2024•4 hr 6 min
[4.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2474] Mersh has gone TOTALLY BALD! Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show has been arrested, and was on THE NEWS! The Comedy Shaman has entered an uneasy alliance with PODAWFUL after issuing DEATH THREATS to Jesse on Salvo Pancake's stream. We explore Mersh's accidental haircut, speak to a reporter about Aaron Imholte and Nick Rekieta's relationship, and dive deep into the terrible rap song written byt the Shaman...
Sep 06, 2024•33 min
It's the 4 year anniversary of the month that Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis and Nightwave Radio finally got RIPPED! Ripped by Porsalin. Ripped by Metokur. Ripped by Youtube. And, of course, ripped by PODAWFUL. Now Ryan Katsu Rivera joins in on the fun as we review Mersh's lates endomorphic appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show The Nightly Offensive. Meanwhile, PODAWFUL was once again canceled by Youtube, Rumble is going to be insolvent within a year, Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show is n...
Sep 01, 2024•3 hr 4 min
[7 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2468 ] Comedy Shaman has been Hoodoo'd. I've been Youtube'd. Susan Wojcicki, the former CEO of Youtube and the current CEO of her own grave, is dead at 56 from a long battle with internet cancer. She leaves behind a long and storied career, a digital legacy felt the world over, and four out of five of her own kids. Oh well! Last episode I once again got JEETED by Youtube, and had my video about Comedy Shaman's love l...
Sep 01, 2024•41 min
The Comedy Shaman becomes the Tragedy Shaman in this internet-age remake of 1992's gender-bending crime-thriller, The Crying Game. Imagine for a moment your perfect woman. Does she have long hair? Smooth skin? Stunning eyes? Does she have a cock? The Comedy Shaman said seeing The Crying Game's twist was his biggest nightmare in life, until he met his new girlfirend... FEDS. According to Shaman, Feds is the perfect co-host, the perfect comedian, and the perfect woman. She's the total package. And...
Aug 13, 2024•2 hr 37 min
[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2465 ] A year ago, Steel Toe Morning Show stole my intellectual property, Mr. Burgers. A plan was hatched to MAKE THEM PAY. I worked with Mr. Burgers on a scheme to think outside the bun and end Aaron and April Imholte's marriage. After Mr. Burgers professed his love for Ape, all while charbroiling Aaron over his inability to please his wife, it happened. April left Aaron for Nick Rekieta. In exchange for a job WE...
Jul 23, 2024•41 min
Dick Masterson has Mad Cow Disease now that his own "Dickpocracy" has caught up to him. After championing his minion Riley going after Eric July, Daxipad tweets his disapproval of the same harmless shenanigans happening to him. I've started a brand new business called RileyEats, where you can have lolcow milk delivered straight to your house. For some strange reason, Juju the Cow is blaming Eric July for his new inflatable toy. Find out the hilarious truth behind my henchman showing up to Dick's...
Jul 17, 2024•2 hr 30 min
[1.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2456 ] What happens when a PODAWFUL GOON begins dating a PODAWFUL HENCHMAN? Well sparks sure are flying but not for all the right reasons. The Comedy Shaman has wooed his way into our very own Feds’ heart, but it seems autistic cupid has shot his arrow and it struck Mr. Burgers right in his buns. Now Mr. Burgers has challenged the Comedy Shaman to a burger eating contest for the heart of Feds! So who is the Big Ma...
Jul 01, 2024•25 min
After two years of being too scared to confront PODAWFUL, Alex Stein showed up on the Steel Toe Morning Show to hash things out with Jesse. It was a bloodbath. The audience was divided on who won the fight. All the Henchmen think Podawful won, all the Chat Rats think Alex won, all the Toe-heads asked Aaron why he got cucked on his own show, and everyone who is totally neutral thinks... Podawful won. EVEN MERSH. Watch the whole head-to-giant-head go down in full with a little added context as Ale...
Jun 25, 2024•2 hr 10 min
[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2450 ] Happy Daddy's Day! And the Father Of The Year Award goes to... literally anyone other than Nick Rekieta. I would rather my dad was a deadbeat than in my life and as LAWtistic as Nick. Nick is turning into one of the Earth's Jokers, replacing his alcoholism with an addiction to... I guess poisoning the town water supply with laughing gas? I don't know. Give the award to Aaron Imholte, even, I don't care. Rup...
Jun 17, 2024•25 min
REDBAR has become the new Howard Stern. Not a replacement for Stern, he's just exactly copying modern day Howard. And Ethan Klein. And Mancow (according to my DM's with Mancow). His constant chase for fame has made his show jump the shark, and his need to be seen as cool while looking like a cold grandmother has warped his show into a teenage pop star magazine. Nobody hates Redbar fans more than Redbar, so exposing a few of his DIAPEBEAST fans show the emperor wears diapers. And one of them had ...
Jun 16, 2024•3 hr 22 min
[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2447 ] One little appearance from PODAWFUL on Steel Toe Morning Show set off a chain reaction of events that sent the Mersh Effect into a spiral, unspooled Aaron Imholte's life, exposed Nick Rekieta as a swinger and criminal, breathed a fresh 15 minutes into Alex Stein's career, flared up Dick Masterson's contrarianism, and somehow made Ethan Ralph holler too. We take a Hot Tub Time Machine back to my first interv...
Jun 01, 2024•46 min
NICK REKIETA, LADY (ugh) RACKETS, AND APRIL IMHOLTE HAVE BEEN ARRESTED!!! Podawful was the first show to EVER cover Nick Rekieta all the way back in 2016 when he was still just a Dick Masterson fanboy. Their shared history has been a rollercoaster ride ever since, involving Jesse leaking Nick's blackface pics, Nick campaigning against Jesse's Patreon, Nick coming on Podawful and apologizing, and even Jesse hiring Nick as his own personal lawyer. It seems Jesse's appearance on Steel Toe Morning S...
May 25, 2024•2 hr 37 min
NO COPYRIGHTS INTENDED: https://imgur.com/a/clint-eastwood-no-copyrights-intended-vv2IFvE LOWRES AND HANS ARE HERE! Clint Eastwood has the strangest Twitter account I've ever seen. Every photo posted is just his haggard old face looking lost, and absolutely obliterated with bizarre watermarks. I thought it would be funny to reupload his pics without the logos, but the Man With No Name's social media manager (a man with many names) didn't find the humor in it. In fact, he says I'm being SUED. Wel...
May 18, 2024•1 hr 37 min
[5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2440 ] THE MERSH EFFECT VS. THE BIRTH DEFECT! STEEL TOE VS. STEAL CATS! THE CRIPPLE VS THE CAT LADY! Mersh is big mad after Jesse appeared on Steel Toe Morning Show, and now the Queen must put Aaron through a loyalty trial. Mersh superchatted Steel Toe making fun of Aaron's crip-co-host, Wheelchair Johnny, causing Johnny to burst out into an emotional mental break down. A new low for the Gunted Grint, but this is exact...
May 09, 2024•34 min
Nightwave Radio isn't paying the bills anymore for Mersh. The Rumble bots just aren't big enough numbers for him anymore. Maybe the views will go up if he snatches enough cats from the Circle K and forces THEM to watch. Over on The Bad Luck Boys channel, Jesse has managed to Max Headroom his way into Mersh's stream and drop a truth bomb on the 12 cat ladies watching in his own Mersh Headroom Incident. Now the Queen is melting down on Twitter over the hacked signal, and even Ethan Ralph is weighi...
Apr 29, 2024•1 hr 52 min
Youtube banned the PODAWFUL channel for promoting paywalled content. You know, the thing that millions of users do every single day on the platform. Watch me slowly melt down in a Kafka-esque hellscape of Indian robot people trying to figure out what words mean. http://podawful.com
Apr 25, 2024•2 hr 49 min
Sven Stoffels is a talented animator, comic book artist, and streamer. I don't know him from any other thing. He is also my best friend. Sven will be drawing famous black figures from history in honor of Black History Month including Ethan Ralph, Mike David from Redbar, Tom Gulley, and Ruphio Pheonix. Also Jim Norton is married to a guy. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2432 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsS8r0tFxkg PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE...
Feb 12, 2024•1 hr 57 min
Salvopancakes was fired by Keemstar, dumped by Redbar, and ex-communicated by Ethan Ralph, so now he's here. After losing Salvo's Spelling Bee (even though he was given a disabled child's rules), Ethan Ralph challenged Salvo to get more viewers as guest host of Podawful than Ethan did with a bet of $200 on the line. Now Ethan is running from his booking on the show, blocking Jesse and Salvo, and possibly view-botting streams. Salvo brings on a certain surprise guest to diagnose Ralph's mental il...
Feb 11, 2024•1 hr 46 min
A Mexican took over my job and did it worse. Shocker. Ethan Ralph nearly ruins his big chance guest hosting PODAWFUL until Mini Manson shows up and saves the show. I apologize personally for how bad this episode is. I told Ethan he could do anything he wanted and he chose to force the audience into a permanent siesta. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2430 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdVn5pGytQ PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube ...
Feb 06, 2024•2 hr 46 min
The Goons get celebrating the New Year by getting hopped up on goofballs, and instantly breaking their resolutions. Countdown with us to the STROKE of midnight as Mersh goes goo goo for dabs once again. Redbar DROPS THE BALL while sneak-addressing Podawful's jokes on him. Mr. Burgers PARTIES a little too hard when his Burgers come back up on him, and he wanders around his trash pile in his New Year's Baby birthday suit. Female cop, gun drawn, female cop, female cop, gun drawn, gu-, fe- female co...
Jan 09, 2024•3 hr 2 min
It's a Toxoplasmosis Christmas! Dr. Mersh reads us his favorite Christmas tale, How The Grint Stole CATS-mas. The mean old cat lady, THE GRINT, doesn't like the Whoish people of Lakeland, Florida, so he's decided to steal all their cats, and force them to celebrate his Christian holiday. Laugh along as the Grint starts his GoFundMe to grift from a stolen cat, wind up dumped by the charity he claimed he was donating the money to, and heads to the casinos for a last-ditch Christmas miracle! Featur...
Dec 26, 2023•1 hr 5 min
There seems to be some confusion going on about my Christmas vacation. Some people got it in their heads I'm going to Jet Neptune's Fishtank. Because of a fish emoji. So is it true? Will PODAWFUL be the next in the 'Tank? The Piranhas discuss the new secret "lore" of Fishtank Season 2, the EMBARRASSING nature of watching zoomers have ideas, and Jesse's trip to America. PLUS: Revenge Of The Cis chase the clout dragon again, Comedy Shaman confronts Hostbusters, and Redbar tries to remember where h...
Dec 19, 2023•2 hr 29 min
14 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW! The Comedy Shaman is a former meth-head, former DIAPEBEAST, and former enemy of PODAWFUL. Jesse and the Shaman have managed to patch things up, and now Comedy Sheman is auditioning to become the cohost. In this emotional rollercoaster ride of an episode, Shaman wows with his Hank Hill impression, attempts transvestigating in a game of TRANSSPOTTING, makes som Hank Call Prank Calls, and things get BRUTALLY HONEST. Jesse and Clay tear into Redbar, Nobody Likes Onions, and...
Dec 11, 2023•2 hr 43 min
