[3.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2415 ] MADDOX BLAST! Maddox is finally exposing his DICK PROBLEM. He's a day late and $20,000 short, but better autistic than never I guess. Dick Masterson is now on his heels trying to defend himself against a stack of receipts so high, they are taller than three kinda tall things put together. After years of lying and implying, Maddox accuses Dax of pandering and slandering, and now Daxipad is TWEETING AND DELETI...
Dec 07, 2023•56 min
REDBAR'S WATCHING... Podawful. A lot. And his Adult Baby Diaper Brigade loves coming to tell me about all their psychotic theories on their best friend Mike David. I've never seen anything like it, the level of friendship simpulation going on between these drug addicts and their rappin' granny podcast man. Finally figured it out, though, Redbar has built his entire brand around styling himself and the show as a 2016 streetwear hypebeast. These people NEED Redbar to be cool, or else the value of ...
Dec 04, 2023•3 hr 38 min
[2 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2412] It's the 7 Year SHOnniversary! Soup Porter has been inhabited by the very spirit of the Earth's Jokers. An evil, demonic spirit that causes him to do terrible things, and I don't just mean the timebomb inside his keister. What separates Soup from the other Jokers though is he has his own true Harley Quinn, Merle. She is fearless, and crazier than him. She is his queen, and God help anyone who dares disrespect h...
Nov 30, 2023•25 min
Mersh, Queen Of All Gay Vampires, was interviewed by two doofuses about his epic life story: love, betrayal, bones, and hunger. An epic thrill ride of questions ensues where the hosts of Mir Musk vacillate between seeming like Nightwave Superfans and complete trolls. Mersh has confrimed on twitter he is finally going full cat lady and going Hard 9 Trans. PLUS: Turkey Tom's CARVING gets discussed on Lolcow Live, Cult Member James is confronted in an incredibly awkward intervention, and we are SOL...
Nov 28, 2023•4 hr 27 min
Comedian Patrice O'Neal was one of the greatest stand ups ever, and one of the best parts of the Opie And Anthony Radio Show. But there is a DARK open secret in the comedy community about Patrice that nobody seems to talk about. PODAWFUL calls into the Comedy Shaman to reveal the untold story about Patrice O'Neal's proclivities, and which black comics are on the downlow. Comedy Shaman's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVBGgbQ5-fg https://podawful.pizza/posts/ 2409 VIDEO: https://www.you...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 38 min
Turkey Tom carves up slices of himself as an offering of cringe for Thanksgiving. After being completely cucked by his girlfriend, Tom cut her name into his chest. Salvo and Podawful went Turkey hunting, and are serving up a Roast for dinner. After Keemstar's DM's were leaked, he needed a distraction that would shiled him and his Commentary Community friends from criticism. Thus the Lolcow Live podcast was born! How do you make Keemstar, Nicholas DeOrio, Turkey Tom, and the Indian call-scammer M...
Nov 20, 2023•3 hr 29 min
[3 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2407] The Earth's Jokers are growing in numbers by the day. PPP, Tom Gulley, Mersh, even KEFFALS are now joining their ranks. It's time to look at PATIENT ZERO, Harlan Dale Absher AKA The Santa Cruz Joker, and figure out the symptoms to the terrible disease known as CLOWN SYNDROME? What drives a person to their "One Bad Day"? We investigate a brand new death threat Harlan has posted to PODAWFUL for any possible clues...
Nov 17, 2023•32 min
Former ARCH-ENEMIES are now teaming up to do a show TOGETHER. Tom Gulley is the man I believed had my Youtube Channel taken down, but now he has agreed to audition for the role of co-host of PODAWFUL. The only catch? THERE IS NO JOB. Tom and Jesse laugh about Mersh's dying moments, Mr. Spergers challenge to Tom, Steel Toe getting cucked, The Santa Cruz Joker trying to lure Gulley into the Legion Of Goon, the Comedy Shaman's Redbar reactions, and more! PLUS: Gulley News, Font Chat, and Tom's biza...
Nov 13, 2023•3 hr 53 min
FRANK HASSLE IS HERE! Mersh nearly died on stream while smoking bones. He had a boneverdose. In a moment, I saw my whole podcast flash before my eyes. Apparently Mersh has been just inhaling toxic metals into his bloodstream for years now, but not to worry! he says it was actually GOOD that he had a mini stroke live on air. Oh and that it happens every day. Frank Hassle joins me to discuss Mersh's pathetic attempt to take him on a steak dinner, and Frank's future plans to HASSLE the Florida Panh...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 52 min
We revisit Mersh's graveyard mouth in celebration of Dia De Los Muertos. Mersh seems to have forgotten why he took his chat off screen for two years, so we sent him a reminder once again while he was live on Nightwave. DEAD TOOTH. PLUS: ROTC's Rumble contract still up in the air, Mersh's trip to Vegas, the INSANE cat videos on The Bad Luck Boys channel gives me toxoplasmosis, Mersh lures in children on Halloween, wheelchair kids, Awfulween Costume Contest, a surprise visit from Mini Manson, and ...
Nov 03, 2023•3 hr
HAPPY AWFULWEEN! The girlfriend body count continues in this action, horror, thriller. After Ruphio Pheonix was last catfished by an OnlyFans girl, the vengeful gamer incel turns his blue glasses on a new Final Girl-- AVA. Ava is a girl with a MYSTERIOUS past in one of the internet's most notorious shock sites, THE RED ROOMS. The DARK WEB's torture and slaughterhouse for camgirls. But Ava is not alone, also vying for Ruphio's love is her fellow Red Rooms survivor STELLA. When the Romanian gangs ...
Oct 30, 2023•2 hr 39 min
A Redbar fan (an Adult Baby Diaper Lover) started messaging me a year ago, sending schizophrenic messages as if we were already in the middle of a conversation. Claiming he was friends with Mike David. Telling me he would be the next big thing in broadcasting. His name was Clay Combs, and I never responded to him. Well, I Gave It A Year™ and now Clay has his own podcast called The Comedy Shaman, and he is still obsessed with Redbar. Clay, like all Redbar fans, can't stand me because I helped exp...
Oct 26, 2023•2 hr 56 min
From SNL to SCP. KATTAN has been triangulated! I was sent DISTURBING FOOTAGE of the creature by two strange, demonic monks. They somehow located Kattan and went to his house to bless the cursed lands. Meanwhile, some Youtube nontent digital toilet named SSSniperWolf pulled up outside the house of another million-subs-no-ideas tubehead named Jacksfilms. According to the internet, this is BAD. So now I'm against this kind of thing in particular, and it is my job to keep Kattan SAFE & SECURE (s...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 35 min
Zen Rhino has been cheating on Mersh with Steel Toe Morning Show. His fifteen bucks has been going in Aaron's collection plate. His lust has been going toward April's rack instead of Mersh's. And he has even been stealing content from Nightwave for them. I was never, ever, EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR gonna talk about these pathetic nothing freaks. I made a promise to never give them the time of day. But then Aaron Imholte committed an unforgivable sin against PODAWFUL. He stole a Goon. Not just any Goon e...
Oct 08, 2023•3 hr 33 min
[2 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2393 ] Since the beginning of time. Since the first gamer. There have always been incels. Ruphio Pheonix, the King of Gamers, has been plagued by a series of catfish girlfriends. Many times it has seemed like the Pod Awful Cult itself was behind them, but when Ruphio showed up with a brand new girlfriend named Barbie, one that nobody from the Cult had ever heard of, everything changed. Suddenly Ruphio had been whiske...
Oct 02, 2023•23 min
[2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/22391 ] THE WORST PODCAST THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. It shouldn't be possible. The five top hosts in Late Nite TV, the five men who speak to audiences of millions on legacy media... the five... white guys. Thanks to the WGA Writer's Strike and their own refusal to pay their employees, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, and the insufferable John Oliver have come together to create the unfunniest, mos...
Sep 23, 2023•38 min
For decades cryptozoologists have been studying and tracking strange beasts looking for any proof that creatures such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, or The Mothman actually exist. Yet, Chris Kattan has been openly plaguing and terrorizing the public for over 20 years without capture. Now the comedy cryptid has attempted to feast upon the flesh of Youtube, horrifying onlookers with his gangly arms, his pulsating hunchback, and his gnashing teeth. In this episode we follow the ...
Sep 18, 2023•2 hr 12 min
[1.5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2386 ] The most NOTORIOUS predator online. The internet's most disturbed user. A man of PARANORMAL CRIMES so severe we can't list them on Youtube. For years authorities only knew him by the name "KLAM KING," but the POD AWFUL CULT has unswirled the mystery once and for all. Klam King was unmasked on a livestream for all to see, and the second he was cornered, he tried to turn the tables on his pursuers by HACKING the...
Sep 09, 2023•25 min
Friend of the show Steve Smash Mouth passed away and I just wanna pay a little tribute to him. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2385 PIZZA FUND: http://podawful.pizza RSS FEED: http://podawful.com/rss YOUTUBE: http://awful.tube DISCORD CULT: http://podawful.com/discord TWITTER: http://podawful.com/twitter INSTAGRAM: http://podawful.com/instagram DLIVE: http://podawful.com/dlive ODYSEE: http://podawful.com/odysee FACEBOOK: http://podawful.com/facebook MERCH: http://podawful.shop http://podawful.com #...
Sep 07, 2023•15 min
Ethan Ralph claims to be "sober as a judge." "OBJECTION!" screamed the entire internet. After Mr. Metokur's New Skeleton Bone Drive Stream, I joined Ethan in a Twitter Space and the results were a bit disastrous. As a small-town Pizza Lawyer, and someone who has never had a drop of the drink, it's not really my place to re-litigate this whole issue. Speaking of litigious, Gabe Hoffman shows up to theorize that Ethan has had a stroke. So I leave it to the court of public opinion on whether or not...
Sep 04, 2023•2 hr 20 min
THIS IS NOT A DRAMA CHANNEL. We've somehow traveled back in time to 2018, and Maddox has released a brand new video. I haven't talked to Maddox in lord knows how long, but the madman did what every other Youtuber is too chicken to do. Put out a video EXPOSING HIS WHANG. Sorry, I mean put out a video exposing Justin Whang. I called out Whang years ago for being a hack and the WORST type of Youtuber, a professional "Wikipedia Reader." Now Maddox is adding PLAGIARISM to Justin's list of crimes. But...
Aug 29, 2023•3 hr 35 min
[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2372 ] Two years ago the Pod Awful Youtube channel was falsely reported and terminated by some mysterious MONSTER. As the dust settled, most people assumed Tom Gulley, a REAL RADIO MAN, was behind it all. Tom made it easy to believe he was the villain, inviting the torches and pitchforks of the PODAWFUL Cult. But then, suddenly, Tom disappeared from the internet. Now he's back from the dead, and in an effort to make...
Aug 24, 2023•34 min
PORSALIN is here! It's finally August, so you know what that means! MERSH from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis promised that by August NOBODY would be able to call him fat anymore. Not Gavin McInnes, not Ryan Katsu Rivera, not Podawful. NOBODY. Of course, that was two Augusts ago. Surely by now Mersh has lost so much weight he now exists in the NEGA-ZONE where up is down and eyes are crossed. 5 months ago Jesse entered into a one sided competition with Mersh to see who could lose more wei...
Aug 07, 2023•4 hr 51 min
[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2372 ] Two years ago the Pod Awful Youtube channel was falsely reported and terminated by some mysterious MONSTER. As the dust settled, most people assumed Tom Gulley, a REAL RADIO MAN, was behind it all. Tom made it easy to believe he was the villain, inviting the torches and pitchforks of the PODAWFUL Cult. But then, suddenly, Tom disappeared from the internet. Now he's back from the dead, and in an effort to make...
Aug 03, 2023•45 min
Hey Squirt Crew! The debate has raged on since "Baby Yoda" was introduced to us in The Mandalorian. Star Wars fans everywhere have theorized where Grogu came from. Well, now that Season 3 has wrapped up, we think we know the answer! We are joined by the boys from iVicious Entertainment, RUPHIO PHEONIX and his brother-in-arms FALLEN REAPER to debate Din Grogu's origins! Are Master Yoda and Yaddle really his parents? Or could DARTH PLAGUEIS be invlolved??? Also, did Ruphio roofie-oh his best frien...
Jul 25, 2023•52 min
I'm always getting chirped at by PC guys for using Apple. For the past 13 years the only tech help I've ever gotten from anyone online is "Stop using Mac." Usually the redditor telling me that is saying it while replacing his entire motherboard for the 30th time because it can't power all his RAINBOW LIGHTS properly and still ray trace Solid Snake's bunghole properly. It finally occurred to me though. I've been a BIGOT to these BRAVE people the whole time! It's time to heal relations between the...
Jul 01, 2023•1 hr 53 min
JODY PLAUCHÉ IS HERE! Happy Daddy's Day to the internet's hero, the human cure to child prdators Gary Plauché. I interview Gary's son Jody about his story. The internet's fever pitch, ravenous hunt for the heads of preds has got me thinking though... is everyone online actually a paranormal guy? Vito Gesualdi has become the face of the internet's hatred of chomo's, but it seems like its all based on some extremely bad jokes. We investigate Vito's proclivities, probe Jody's brain (consensually) a...
Jun 20, 2023•3 hr 21 min
[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.pizza/posts/2360] HAPPY PRIDE! Alex Stein has taken Steven Crowder's Princess Crown as the new closeted conservative darling of the internet! He's on Crowder's old network The Blaze, he's pushing the right wing grift, and most of all he's constantly dressing in drag to TOTALLY OWN THE LIBS. But what is the one secret Alex has under his belt (other than the pickle stuffing) that Crowder DOESN'T have? LOUD = FUNNY! And Alex has n...
Jun 12, 2023•43 min
Alex Stein has received his JACK MURPHY moment at the hands of the Queen Of Trolls, Brittany Venti. Ironically, Jack Murphy melted down on the You Are Here podcast, and now Alex has stolen that Youtube Channel. Through chaos magic, Jesse found himself on the MK Ultra Money podcast with Brittany, and managed to plant the seed in her head that Alex himself is a drag queen. The next Day, thanks to the evil machinations of Deer God, Venti and Stein ended up on t he Chrissie Mayr podcast together and...
Apr 24, 2023•2 hr 46 min
THIS BLIMP IS ABOUT TO CRASH. Alex Stein's new show on The Blaze called "Prime Time With Alex Stein" was a failure at launch. First, he steals Elijah Schaffer and Sydney Watson's old You Are Here podcast channel. Then Alex gets caught in 4K signaling to the shadowy elite that he's ready to do ANYTHING for fame by wearing child-leather red shoes. But the absolute WORST part of it all? The show itself, and Alex's FRINGE-inducing attempts at comedy. I tried watching every episode and took notes so ...
Apr 18, 2023•4 hr 31 min
