Join the Deef Troop this week as Deefy and Alexis cover 2006's Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior. Bust out your hip huggers and spaghetti straps and get ready to chow down on some banh mi (not Chinese at all) and moon cakes (which may or may not have unethically sourced shark fins in them?) Hunky monks and goosebumps, cross-dressing stuntmen and Macaulay Culkin! PM us for your WWWWD (What Would Wendy Wu Do) bracelets!
Sometimes you make a kickass episode and everything goes smoothly and you publish it a week later in a pretty little package. And then sometimes, your partner in pod forgets to switch the mic input and the whole episode gets recorded on a tinny laptop speaker. And then you end up in the hospital for a week for-STILL-unknown reasons. Well, you know who else had to endure hardship? Cinderella. This plucky young lady gets shat on and abused by the world at every turn, but we see that divine right t...
The Masturbatorium is aliiiive, with the Sound of Muuuuuusiiiiiic... This episode was supposed to commemorate the life (and passing) of Christopher Plummer, God rest his beautiful Canadian soul, AANND coincide with the anniversary of the release of Rodgers and Hammersteins' beloved opus, but Timmy Q Mouse had a rough one trying to edit this monster. Tune in for three hours of nuns and nazis, baronesses and bike boys, puberty and puppets, a whole lotta singing and whole lotta stanning for Julie A...
After a three month hiatus, Plussin' and Cussin' returns to the masturbatorium to begin season 2 of our illustrious endeavor. We dust off the rust of the winter like a couple of woodland critters coming out of hibernation. (What's that white stuff??) Join us as we take a look at the flawed masterpiece that rounds out the end of Disney's Golden Age. Let's learn to walk, go through puberty, and get twitterpated!
Deef Troop's own Alexis Lindisney joins us for our Christmas special and season finale. We bust out the Malort spritzers and the bah humbugs as we travel back to a time when Tim Allen was the king of America, but apparently a real dick to his makeup artists. Fat suits, homoerotic elves with mullets and jetpacks, and reindeer farts abound. We also divulge how and when Christmas was first ruined for us. Hop aboard the sleigh and let us ruin it for you! And, oh yeah. . . Merry Christmas!
On the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor, we're dropping the finale of our series on Disney's most hectic year yet. We cover Pearl Harbor (of all things), the proper abbreviation for jalapenos, and three of Disney's propaganda films for Uncle Sam. You'll also gather a bit of insight on dakimakura pillows (don't google it). Join us as we Heil! *pfft* Heil! *pfft* right in der fuehrer's face!
You think you've seen everything, but have you ever seen an elephant fly? We march forth diligently into part 2 of our 1941 series. This time, we're going to fall in love with a baby elephant, then proceed to watch him get abused for an entire movie. Real tearjerker stuff. Especially for crybaby Deefy. So let's drink some champagne tainted water and trip balls.
Are you tired of politics? Well, that's too damn bad. Alexis and Deefy dig a little too deep into a steamy pile of nonsense from the golden age of presidential scandals. That will Fridele is so hot right now. here it is, just in time for thanksgiving. The Deef Troop (not so proudly) presents: My date with the president's daughter!
We plunge into Disney's most tumultuous year thus far. A propaganda piece showcasing a bumbling hornball trying to bust a nut and make a dollar at Disney's palatial Burbank studios segways into the infamous strike that changed Walt Disney forever. Goofy as a gaucho. Racist topless centaurs. The return of the Tipple. Tim reveals the origins of his name. This is the Fellowship of the Ring ep of the trilogy that is Plussin' and Cussin's 1941 series.
Strings! and Screens! and (high AF)Bears! Oh my!! This not at all spooky lil' gem from 1975 features two adorable little kids (or one adorable kid and one who should've been lift in the oven a little longer, depending on who you ask) as they try to evade their captors on their way to Witch Mountain. NO WITCHES WERE INVOLVED. This one should've been published earlier, but my dog literally ate the charger to my means of publication. So go out and kick your local dog, support your local Wireless De...
Here's a little something new for your weekly aural pleasure fix. We liked havin' Alexis around so much we decided to let her stay forever. Welcome to the first-ever installment of Deef Troop. Deef Troop is our new bi-weekly romp through some of the sillier bullshit Disney execs ever signed off on Starring Alexis Lindisney and Deefy 2600. We want to give the classics the deep dirty dives and full drunken research they deserve but that shit takes time. You jabronies just take and take and as luck...
What do you get when you combine a vapid Disney pop doll with a half-baked hick who's got peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth? YOU GET THE BEEEESSST OF BOTH WOOORRLDS!! Hannah Montana superfan Alexis Lindsey joins us on this twisted descent into the bowels of one of Disney's first teeny bopper harlots-I mean, starlets: the bombastic Miley Cyrus. Borne from the moist and eager loins of Michael Poryes and everyone's favorite achey-brakey homunculus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah/Miley took the ...
Racist flora and fauna! Mass extinction! Sentient lines! The sexiest of centaurs, ostriches, and hippos! All opening up for the headliner, SATAN!!! Join us as we pay tribute to Bacchus in a substance-fueled dig into Disney's musical masterpiece from 1940. Sidenote: Okay, we promise this is the last time the audio sounds this bad, and we do get our mic setup under control the following week. But, there's the obligatory disclaimer. We're still puppies.
Boy, World. World, Boy. You guys are gonna be fast friends. We embark on the saga of Corey Matthews, a precocious and fiery little cut-up who we watch come of age. And come again, and again, and again. Especially once season 2 Topanga shows up. The only thing kinkier than this kids hair is his parents sex life. Join us for Boy Meets World! Little disclaimer: sound quality dips in this episode. but stick with us while we iron out the KINKS
This week we dive into the belly of the beast, take bites outta onions, and crush our pesky consciences with a wooden mallet. Why's that? Cause there are no strings on us, motherfuckers. We join everyone's favorite little wooden boytoy and his obnoxious insect familiar on their escapades through Tuscany's seedy underbelly. It's Pinocchio time.
We dive into the waters of the . . I dunno, some eastern body of water. It's two old-ass Disney movies and they both suck. Welcome to our sophomore slump, bitches.
For our debut episode, we introduce our merry selves, outline our mission for the show, and delve deep into the bowels of the first animated feature under the dome of the House of Mouse. Oh and then we talk about Wizards of Waverly place, I guess.
