The Real Boy Meets World (Part 1)

This week we dive into the belly of the beast, take bites outta onions, and crush our pesky consciences with a wooden mallet. Why's that? Cause there are no strings on us, motherfuckers. We join everyone's favorite little wooden boytoy and his obnoxious insect familiar on their escapades through Tuscany's seedy underbelly. It's Pinocchio time.