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Don't Buy a Crystal Dildo!

Feb 21, 20212 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 3
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Episode description

1/30/2021: The dirtbags are back and this time they’re questioning if crystals are bullshit, explaining mercury retrograde, and giving 7th house tea. Planet Dirtbag officially welcomes and hails Jojo Siwa as the new Supreme. Alby and Hannah talk about their plans to be the witchy spouses to c*pitalists. The gals give their takes on the Bernie memes and coming out (or just being gay seeming and not having to).


Featuring:

Queen Bitch -David Bowie

Oblivion by - Grimes

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