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Planet Dirtbag

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Welcome to Planet Dirtbag. A cultural and semi-astrological commentary podcast hosted by two out of this world Gen-Z dirtbags: Alby and Hannah. Feel free to drop a voicemail or a text on our Hotline. Calls are anonymous, unless you identify yourself! 646-770-3558 Support the dirtbags: Patreon.com/PlanetDirtbag. Instagram.com/PlanetDirtbag Follow: @gnarlyastrology Follow: @wholeasshotdogbun
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Episodes

There Is No Two State Solution w/ Andy Manuel

We’re back with Andy Manuel as our Third Mic. The gals give a life update, talk about boyfriends, and once again reiterate the importance of Pre-Gaming. We read Andy’s birth chart and talk astrology, of course. The babes weigh in on In The Heights. We also talk about Palestine and the violently occupied Palestinian land known as israel. Below are organizations that you can donate to, learn from, or organize with, such as BDS, a Palestinian-led organization working towards justice, equality, and ...

Jun 19, 20212 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 22

I'm Not Two Faced, I'm Just A Gemini w/ Kitty

No one’s really sober this episode. The Dirtbags are joined by Kitty as our third mic. An episode weeks in the making, as Mercury Retrograde had the audio files in a deadlock. We talk about Gemini's, Gemini Archetype, Relationships, Attachment Styles, Exes, If It’s okay to keep in contact with Exes, and Dating. We also talk about Demi Lovato, Pronouns, Gender Identity, Pride, and there’s some patreon exclusives stuff that had to be cut from this episode. Basically, Gemini season is in full swing...

Jun 05, 20211 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Strip Tease w/ Ginger Zephyr

The gals meet up over 3 time zones to present: The High Vibe Hustler . Ginger is a dancer from Australia, a Reiki practitioner, NLP and hypnosis certified, and our latest guest. The girls ask Ginger about Dancing, Sex work, Whorephobia, Reiki, NLP, energy, and a whole lot more. Hannah mentions her Australia Is Fake conspiracy twitter account she’s had for three years. The dirtbags give a little birth chart reading, as well. Follow: Ginger Zephyr Website Instagram Podcast More Resources Featuring...

Jun 03, 20211 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Unimaginable Upgrades w/ Snake Channeler

On our most esoteric episode yet, the dirtbags welcome the Snake Channeler to our orbit. Stephanie Ulrich tells us all about her practice, the origins of her work, her personal drive, and a little bit of insight into the Snake Channel. The dirtbags ask about aliens, ghosts, magic, snakes, and the occult. This is a special and very magically charged episode, there’s also some channeled messages for the dirtbags as well! Tune in and experience the energy, imagine the unimaginable, and feel The Sna...

May 22, 20212 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Six Talk w/ Astrologer Six (BlackWomenCry)

Planet Dirtbag welcomes @Blackwomencry AKA Astrologer Six to our orbit for a very special episode. The girls ask about her astrological origin story, her current work, and more. We talk about the origin of the username Blackwomencry , as well as finding out more about an iconic Sagittarius. The girls talk BDSM test results, mars signs, compatibility, current interests, as well as a unique look into an astrologer’s standard of practice. Basically, listen to the episode and hear her shine, a descr...

May 11, 20211 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Planet Dirtbag’s Hotline Bling #2

The dirtbags are back with another Q&A episode! Our listeners have asked and we have responded. The girls give some tarot readings, astrological analysis, compatibility talks, predictions, advice, and opinions. We also get nosy about our own lives, and give the listeners some rare insight with readings by the hosts for the hosts. Featuring this week's theme song: Veneno Pa Tu Piel by Christina la Veneno Because I’m Me by The Avalanches

May 04, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 16

I'm Not Stubborn, I'm Just A Taurus!

TW: Police Brutality, Violence, ED The dirtbags are back! Ready to share their thoughts on the Taurus Archetype, Taurus in the chart, and even more opinions about the Taurus Energy. We discuss Derek Chauvin’s Trial, Nancy Pelosi, Police Brutality, and Abolition. The dolls are also once again asked by the cosmos to talk about Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Kim and Kanye, and Demi Lovato. The girls also talk about Thriftcon and the gentrification of thrifting. Featuring talks about New Yor...

Apr 27, 20211 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 15

There Are No Coincidences w/ Aliza Kelly

On a very gnarly episode we are joined by Aliza Kelly : resident astrologer at Cosmopolitan magazine, Podcast Host , and author of The Mixology of Astrology: Cosmic Cocktails for Every Sign , & Staring You: A Guided Journey Through Astrology . On this week's episode we talk with Aliza about her origins with astrology, her upcoming book “This is Your Destiny” , Magick, The Occult, Social Media, Constellation Club, Mental Health, Spirituality, Mythos, The Art of Podcasting, Personas, Venus, Ho...

Apr 20, 20211 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Bowling For Guns N’ Reform

TW// Suicide, Self Harm, Gun Violence: In this week’s episode the Dirtbags talk about the Towhid Massacre, Gun Reform, and Bowling for Columbine. Tiktok, and trauma dumping? The Dolls talk James Charles, Alan Moore, and also Tony Hawk living in San Diego but he has yet to meet Hannah. Quantum Physics Freaks get a shoutout this week because we talk about Subatomic Particles and Magick. Air Venuses get a little attention, but the New Moon steals the show. As there is new evidence relating Science ...

Apr 14, 20211 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 13

The Pervert's Guide To Hot Girl Easter

The dirtbags celebrate Easter by talking about Religion, Lil Nas X, Chet Hanks, Zizek, Lena Dunham, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, The Rothschild, Megan Thee Stallion, and White Boy Summer. Also is... Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend turning her emo? We also try to find out what the hell a "tornado blowjob" is? Mercury is transiting Aries and everyone will be feeling reckless with their words, stay tuned for astro weather update. Featuring this week's theme song: Diva by After School He...

Apr 05, 20211 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Atomic Blonde w/ Annabel Gat

On a very special interview episode we are joined by Annabel Gat , senior astrologer at Vice , author of The Astrology of Love & Sex , witch, and occult expert. Stay tuned as we get into who Annabel Gat is, Astrology, Moon, Neptune, Venus, Childhood, Ferngully, Dreams, Loch Ness Monster, Astrological Scents, Candles, Perfumes, Saturn Return, Love, Horoscopes, Soul Mates, Astrological Compatibility, Astrological aspects, Conjunctions, Misconceptions of Astrology, Friendship Compatibility, If ...

Mar 14, 20211 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Planet Dirtbag's Hotline Bling

In a very special Q&A episode the dolls answer listeners questions about sex, astrology, dating, the occult, life, astrological compatibility, first wild experiences, why men hate astrology, and even pull a few tarot cards for their listeners. Plus, life updates for our nosy listeners out there.. Feel free to drop a voicemail or a text on our Hotline. Calls are anonymous, unless you identify yourself! (646)-770-3558 Featuring: Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter Everyday by A$AP Rocky (Feat. Rod ...

Mar 09, 20211 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Whorephobia & Tequila On A Full Moon!

The girls talk about El Chapo (with some astro insights), El Chapo’s wife, El Chapo’s hot son, Whorephobia, the far-reaching implications of discrimination against sex-workers, Megan Thee Stallion’s recent photoshoot, Kendall Jenner's Tequila brand. Plus we give the listeners some Full Moon in Virgo insight. *notice* As we head into the New Moon in Pisces, it is time to start eliminating things and cleansing your environment in order to welcome in a new cycle. Featuring: Vogue by Madonna The Und...

Mar 02, 20211 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 7

I'm Not Crying, I'm Just A Pisces.

2-18-21: Planet Dirtbag celebrates Pisces season! We talk about the Pisces archetype, we let you know what Pisces season has in stores for each (rising/sun) signs, so happy birthday you fishy bitches <3. The dolls talk about Sherry Pie, objectivity in media, porn preferences, Gen-Z gay porn fetishization, weird complexities about porn, Hunter Biden fucking his dead brother’s ex wife, and Trump’s bullshit impeachment trial. Featuring iconic Pisces artists: OnTheWay! By Earl Sweatshirt Si Veo a...

Feb 21, 20211 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Free Britney, Bitch!

2-12-21: The dirtbag dolls are back and in our most Gen-Z episode yet. We talk about some of our favorite Earth media and lifestyle influencers like: Astrolocherry, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tim Robinson, Midnight Gospel, Annabel Gat, Azealia Banks, etc. The dirtbags weigh in Vanilla shaming, #Freaktok, Framing Britney doc, and #FreeBritney movement. Featuring Womanizer and Work Bitch by Britney Spears.

Feb 21, 20211 hr 33 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Don't Buy a Crystal Dildo!

1/30/2021: The dirtbags are back and this time they’re questioning if crystals are bullshit, explaining mercury retrograde, and giving 7th house tea. Planet Dirtbag officially welcomes and hails Jojo Siwa as the new Supreme. Alby and Hannah talk about their plans to be the witchy spouses to c*pitalists. The gals give their takes on the Bernie memes and coming out (or just being gay seeming and not having to). Featuring: Queen Bitch -David Bowie Oblivion by - Grimes...

Feb 21, 20212 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 3
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