The Election Has An Infection
It’s reefer madness and insanity as Pat and Lisa talk about marijuana cigarettes, gay marriage, ballots, and shallots. But they don’t inhale.

It’s reefer madness and insanity as Pat and Lisa talk about marijuana cigarettes, gay marriage, ballots, and shallots. But they don’t inhale.
Pat and Lisa discuss the myth of poison candy and share some good strategies for trick or treating. Plus, Lisa does her old man voice, and she lies like a rug. And find out what happens when a halloween costume ISN’T a costume.
The more smart people you gather in one place, the stupider they become. Any wait till hear what happens when you get a group of goats together! Pat and Lisa review some of the newest dolls on the market that will make you squirm, and find out what happens when …
Jesus looks like a monkey, thanks to a well-meaning crappy artist, as he smells like one too. And his wife has had it up to HERE with his dinner parties. Find out what Pat’s all-time favorite song is (it might surprise you!) and listen as Pat and Lisa argue the …
Bacon is NOT running out, and “bagel heads” are all the rage in the latest Japan cosmetic surgery. Find out why Christopher Columbus was not all that bright and why Lisa doesn’t need Pat. She really doesn’t.
Pat and Lisa discuss how you get to be the BEST; why showing your hiney is funny, illegal ways to dispose of your loved ones, and yes, another Red Sovine song gets a spin. Sigh.
There are no mermaids, but there IS quicksand, and Bigfoot might be strolling through your backyard. Also, Pat and Lisa sort through the laws of bicycle helmets and gobbledygook. And listen as Dave Dudley gets a spin on the Peculiar Podcast turntable.
Find out where cleavage, hairy butts and naughty t-shirts are NOT welcomed, Pat gets a call from his horse, and the song “Wives and Lovers” gets the Cashman/Foster treatment.
Pat misses the moon landing, Lisa shames Daisy, and no one heard what Condoleezza Rice said at the Republican Convention.
Lisa considers a new career, Pat thinks Tom Cruise had it comin’, and Daisy humps Elliott – again.
Pat and Lisa talk about gifts that disappoint, movies that don’t, Lisa’s engagement and Pat’s obsession with old cartoon character.
Cutting your hair can make you cry. So can forgetting your makeup bag on a trip. Also, Pat buys crappy art from someone who comes to his house. And Lisa hides in backyard.
Pat and Lisa talk about how to spice up the most boring Summer Olympic events, the new TSA guidelines for your service animals, and give a big thump on the head to the Boys Scouts of America.
The sad news of the passing of our friend Chris Wedes who played JP Patches, came during our taping of the last portion of this episode. After hearing the news, we went back into the studio to add a special segment in his honor. We hope you will listen, and …
This episode is NICE. Really. In fact it’s GREAT. Pat and Lisa discuss being too lazy to own a house. Lisa gets a botox treatment during the show to get rid of her “I Hate You Line”. And “Hit-By-A-Car-Bob” joins the show with his movie review.
Pat and Lisa talk about what’s so great about the Seattle Great Wheel, women with NO makeup and men WITH makeup, plus, a few planets in the solar systems get some air time – including Uranus. And yes, we’re afraid we’ve got yet another edition of The “Dirty Joke Challenge” …
Time to blow off your fingers! Pat Cashman and Lisa Foster whip out their sparklers and weiners to celebrate their independence. Also, listen to the worst website names on the interweb, and find out if munchkin suicides are real.
Pat and Lisa discuss crack houses next door, alligators who want to eat your face off and the best of the worst horror movies. And listen to the drama unfold as this episode gets interrupted by a suicidal hummingbird.
Pat and Lisa talk about naked men, why they want to be naked, and why men of a certain age shouldn’t BE naked. Also, strange addictions that you WON’T want to try. It’s all very peculiar.
Raw, uncut, with no commercials. Pat Cashman and Lisa Foster, along with Chris Cashman tackle the very serious subject of parental entitlement attitudes in a society they and their children share with others. You won’t believe what you hear.
Pat & Lisa talk about that adorable practice: necrophilia. They also dig out their Rite Aid Wellness cards and share all the magical things it can do. And a filthy joke cleans up well – listen to how YOU can take “The Dirty Joke Challenge” – Do it!
What are you afraid of, ya ninny? In this episode, Pat and Lisa not only face their fears, they face Lisa’s feet. Talk about a phobia! Oh, and they actually have a special guest sitting in witnessing the mayhem.
Yes, Pat and Lisa hear every sound you make. Snoring, croaking and nose whistles included. Oh, and they want to know if you can tell “What’s That Noise?” Plus, they discuss sleeping and spankings. Sweet dreams…
Got ink? You’re not so tough, and Pat and Lisa explain why. They’ll tell you about the new tattoo that WILL make you tough. Also, find out why they are bored with board games that are made into movies. Plus, an adult diaper surprise for everyone.
Swearing just doesn’t have the same kind of punch unless you use the right words. Pat and Lisa get down and dirty with Fifty Shades of Grey, and Pat discloses the crazy career path he almost took as a wee lad. Plus, find out the the answer to “Where On …
Pat and Lisa plant their fannies outside for this fresh episode and dodge lawnmowers, chain saws and falling trees while discussing some much less dangerous things like popcorn, tick removal, calling in sick and Betty White.
We’re not millionaires, (and we’d NEVER tell you if we were), but if we were, we’d still buy our pants and stock certificates at a garage sale. Again, we’re not saying we ARE. Just sayin’…..
A listener writes into the radio show to complain about Lisa...
In this episode, Pat and Lisa examine why the hell every one is so pissed off at the slightest, most insignificant things. Plus, you’ll learn how to play a joke on your next flight that won’t land you in jail. Very handy.
Taxes, tolls and traffic circles bring out the worst in us – especially Lisa. Whoa. SHE is in a MOOD on this episode. Good thing we have donuts!