Pat and Lisa have had it up to HERE with Seattle traffic (Seattle ranks 8th worst in the nation!) so Pat is moving to the woods. And, find out what annoys Pat and Lisa about funerals. Also, time to celebrate the Assumption of the Virgin Mary – Pat gives Lisa …
Pat and Lisa talk about the hottest, most gripping TV shows, and the old variety shows they miss. Also listen as Pat attempts to describe how Michael Douglas got throat cancer. And what age is too old to wear revealing clothing?
This isn’t a radio show and Elliott gets in trouble. Ever work with a bad boss or co-workers who steal? Pat and Lisa have. Also, find out what Pat’s curious son Chris did to the family dog.
Pat’s shirt is on inside-out – an actual producer might have caught that, however… Also, why the heck does fast-food look so ding-dang good on TV but not in person? And find out which celebrity Pat looks like! Songs in this episode: “Harvest Moon” Neil Young “Noise Noise Noise” …
It’s time for those summertime movie blockbusters – and Man of Steel is at the top of the heap. Pat helps Lisa sort out all the super hero details. And now men can go to the grocery store without screwing up.
Pat’s public speaking nightmares – not 1, but 2. And Lisa seems to attract trouble no matter where she is. Listen to the stupidest infomercial ever made, and find out why Paula Deen needs to shut up.
Pat finds a dead body, and Lisa is thankful there are people that do the jobs she can’t. Also, find out what body part Lisa is now shaving and what sound she cannot stand listening to. And, is Jodi Arias as crazy as she seems? Songs in this episode: “Everything …
Pat and Lisa dive into the gay Boy Scout’s pool; Pat shares a sad story about a porcupine. And Lisa is worried she has scarred a young boy for life. Also, are we taking environmental awareness a wee bit too seriously?
Pat puts on a bald cap (slaps on the haircut!) and kills it as a Breaking Bad character. Also, The Skagit River Bridge catastrophe gets the Pat and Lisa treatment. And, Lisa has a new man in her life who wants to mark his new territory. And finally, a spider …
Pat says goodbye and Lisa dances one last time on the radio in this last segment of The Pat Cashman Morning Show, originally aired September 6, 2002.
Radio programming consultant Brad Liggens suggests to Pat that they have celebrities strip on the air to boost ratings – Pat’s against it, and Lisa likes it. Originally aired August 2001.
It’s Pat’s one year anniversary at the radio station, and he gets a bit bent out of shape over the radio station’s ratings rewards.
Pat and Lisa argue over whether men do better sounds effects, and if women even care.
Part 2 of this Peculiar Classic – Joel McHale as Maxmillion, the fortune-cookie-eating psychic on The Pat Cashman Morning Radio Show. Originally aired June 2002.
A Peculiar Classic: Joel McHale drops in on the Pat Cashman Morning Radio Show to reprise his role as “Maxmillion”, the fortune-cookie-eating psychic. Originally aired June 2002.
Short prayer or bodily fluid? Yep, Pat and Lisa can’t stop talking about ejaculations. And it doesn’t stop there. What about the Celebration of the Circumcision? Is it a fad or a way to show God you’re cool with him? What’s the best way to scam a scammer? Find out …
Traveling ain’t easy whether you’re stuck on airplane with a jerk who puts his seat back or on a cruise ship with no working bathroom, but is it really THAT dramatic? Also, listen as Pat explains to Lisa why you don’t EVER want to screw around with church things, what …
Pat and Lisa never talk. EVER. It’s weird. Except on the podcast. Slap on your red carpet bling and listen as Jason Valentine joins Pat and Lisa (a first!) to dish on the Oscar’s. And Lisa updates us on the woman who tried to kick her ass at SeaTac airport! …
Valentine’s Day is not for lovers, it’s for cheapskates. What flower arrangement is the most popular? (it ain’t red roses, babies!) Also, listen as Pat ruins one of Lisa’s favorite candy addictions. Find out what happens when you THINK you’ve scored some chick’s digits, and well, you really didn’t. Songs …
Find out how public nudity can be dangerous to your health. And hey kids – you can print your own guns at home!! Also, if you drink the kool-aid, does that make you a racist? Songs in this episode: “Song of the Volga Boatmen” / I. Tuhmanov “Leaving on …
Wanna name your kid Big Baby Jesus? Too bad, find out where it’s against the law to name your kid whatever you want. And if you want to buy coffee, you can now pay with your face. Also, find out what is hurtling toward our planet this year – the …
Is it “bald-faced”, or “bold-faced” lie? Either way, big, fat lies are the norm, it seems. Pat and Lisa talk about the latest big fat lies in the news and some of the reasons we ALL lie! Also, find out the shocking way in which Pat competed in his junior …
You can’t beat Mother Nature, and Pat and Lisa serve up some examples of celebrities who have tried. And what is it about older men marrying younger women? Also, get the lowdown on contranyms – you’ll be a hit at your next party with these! Songs in this episode: “Runnin’ …
Find out what resolution Pat is sticking with this year, and where Lisa is going to start drinking her coffee. And, is it illegal to make obscene gestures to a police officer? The answer may surprise you! Songs in this episode: “Old Cape Cod” / Patti Page “What’s My Name?” …
What’s the first record album you ever bought? Listen to a bunch of nostalgic songs that were cool then, but are kinda stupid now. Also, get a jump start on Oscar movie viewings. And listen to another Peculiar Classic, holiday style! Songs in this episode: “Up on the Housetop” / Big …
Find out what Pat is NOT allowed to put his big fat stupid greasy head on, and what Lisa keeps under her pillow every night. Also, Pat and Lisa talk about the anniversary of the first Playboy magazine in 1953, and the new trend of “balloon roadkill” pictures. Songs …
Pat does Lisa a favor, and gets a ticket for it. Also, how do you handle the holiday dinner-time prayer when you don’t ever pray? And listen as Pat and Lisa give you holiday traveling tips to get past the TSA without getting groped.
There is only a month left before the end of the world, and Pat and Lisa discuss their plans for these few remaining days. And, how old is TOO old to make babies? The answer may surprise you! Also, find out that one funny word that drives dogs crazy in …
When it comes to commercials and songs, Thanksgiving is a neglected holiday, so Pat serves up some songs to celebrate it properly. And listen to the strategy Lisa adopts for properly packing away the turkey dinner. Music in this episode: “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” / from album “Symphonic Rock Classics” BMG …
Pat and Lisa humbly salute our military heroes and she-roes on this Veteran’s Day. Also, Pat talks about the clubs he won’t ever be a part of, and Lisa shares why she is a hypocrite when it comes to steaks.
