If you don’t wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. If you don’t rise and shine. If you would rather burrow deep into your bed until the sheets attach to your skin, this episode is for you. Learn the proud history of the American breakfast from notorious breakfast lover Diane, followed by reviews of products to make your morning more delightful. Then our podcasters help a distressed morning diva find peace in coffee. This is Paper News Out Loud. A big ole thank you to all who submitted pr...
Jan 30, 2019•41 min
If four horsemen herald the apocalypse, who heralds the winter solstice? That’s right, it’s Florence and Diane. Armed with t-shirt cannons filled to the brim with confetti, hearts full of love, and eyes devoid of pupils, they’ve come knocking on your podcatcher to spread the joy of the solstice. Florence gives you a glimpse of what to expect during the solstice, they cuddle you by the yule log to lull you to sleep with a solstice tale, and Diane helps a listener get the best legal photos of the ...
Dec 21, 2018•33 min
What has two heads and gobbles? Florence and Diane in this week’s post-Thanksgiving episode. Florence answers the big question, “Where did leftovers come from?” while Diane helps a helpless listener fix their cleaning conundrum. A little late for Black Friday, a fresh new stack of classifieds is coming our way. This is Paper News Out Loud. Headline: https://www.history.com/news/the-curious-history-of-leftovers Wikihow: https://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-House-After-a-Wild-Party Music by Jake Har...
Dec 20, 2018•34 min
Bubble, bubble Diane’s in trouble. It’s Florence’s turn to Maggie cuddle. Happy Halloween from Paper News Out Loud! Only treats from our podcasters today. From the history of jack o’ lanterns to a spooky story to a very thorough walkthrough of proper carving techniques, you’re going to be in a sugar coma before you know it. This is Paper News Out Loud. Headline: https://www.history.com/topics/halloween/jack-olantern-history Wikihow: https://www.wikihow.com/Trick-or-Treat-Safely Music by Jake Har...
Oct 31, 2018•30 min
At night when no one else can hear, Diane sings. She sings for gooey, delicious, warm chocolate chip cookies to appear in front of her. When they don’t, she weeps. In this week’s episode, back and better than ever, Diane teaches us about the proud history of chocolate chip cookies. Then Florence reveals to a listener what the secret sauce is to making your own recipes after our podcasters check the classifieds. This is Paper News Out Loud. Headline: https://www.businessinsider.com/the-chocolate-...
Oct 17, 2018•27 min
Once upon a time, Mars loved Earth so much that they just couldn’t stay away any longer. They moved closer and closer until they gently crashed into the blue planet and destroyed all the life on it. Diane takes us on an intergalactic journey through the mind of Mars and why it is just so darn close. Then our podcasters help us pack and prepare for our trip to the Red Planet. And finally, Florence helps a listener who needs a little help packing lunch. This is Paper News Out Loud. Headline: https...
Aug 08, 2018•34 min
In an alternate reality, M&Ms are called A&As. That reality is terrible and people who live there are sad. Florence teaches us about where our favorite candy brands (probably) got their names. Then Diane helps out a lonely listener who just wants a little puppy to love, but before that, our favorite podcasters teach us a delicious and tasty recipe. This is Paper News Out Loud. Headline: Http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/05/what-the-ms-stand-for-in-mms/ https://www.leaf.tv/arti...
Jul 26, 2018•41 min
Guess which podcast just broke the world record for being the most informative podcast?!? Yeah, it wasn’t ours. Probably something put out there by NPR. Anyways, this week Florence teaches us all what we need to know about the Guinness Book of World Records and then some of the whackiest records out there. Then our podcasters bring storytime back again with the tale of a desert and a Tahoe. Finally, Diane gives us tips and tricks about how to break a world record of our own. This is Paper News O...
Jul 12, 2018•37 min
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Florence and Diane! Our favorite podcasters return after temporarily being lost in time and space with a whole new fount of knowledge to share with their best friends (you all). Diane explains the complicated mechanics of how plane work, and then reveals to us the long awaited results of The Galactic Naming Committee’s movement to rename the moon. We hear all the latest classifieds that were posted in the alley and Florence helps out a listener who is born to rule...
Jun 27, 2018•33 min
The actual spooky thing about mountains is how they can read your thoughts, anticipate your every move, and remove you from existence at the snap of their rocky fingers. Maybe ghosts are the things to be scared of in this place. Our podcasters haunt our nightmares with some scary stories from the mountains and beyond. Diane teaches us that the sun is more than just a friendly fireball in the sky. And lastly, Florence helps a ghost who just doesn’t want to encounter other ghosts. This is Paper Ne...
May 29, 2018•37 min
Humans allegedly swallow an average eight spiders while sleeping. More alarming, spiders swallow on average eight planets in one sitting when they grow to their full strength. Florence weaves us a web of space conspiracy theories. A very special (slightly deceased) guest joins our podcasters for an interview. And Diane has a trick or two up her sleeve on how to keep those nasty, eight-legged friends out of your home. This is Paper News Out Loud. Look at our website with them eyeballs: https://al...
May 17, 2018•32 min
This episode is dedicated to Wanda, the committed FBI agent assigned to monitor Diane’s activity. Wanda - You’ve been there for us through thick and thin, from inside our phone cameras to the very FitBit on our wrists. Thank you for your years of service. In this episode, Diane enlightens us to how technology is the new Big Brother. Several fresh classified ads blow this way. And Florence helps a listener who just can’t say no to social media. This is Paper News Out Loud. Headline: [Ways Your Te...
May 02, 2018•42 min
Clip this coupon and save 60% on your next podcast listen. Don’t forget to check out our other weekly deals! Florence teaches us about the revival of the farmers’ market. Our podcasters take us on ear-pleasing journey with this week’s community art. And finally, Diane helps out a consumer who’s hitting the grocery store too often. This is Paper News Out Loud. Headline: [ https://www.usda.gov/media/blog/2013/08/7/meet-me-market-evolution-farmers-market ] Community art: Why thank you, Rebecca! :[/...
Apr 17, 2018•39 min
Spring has sprung, and we couldn’t be happier! Complete with bunnies and marshmallows and Peeps, oh my! Florence brings the proud history of marshmallows and rabbits to light. Want to see Peep jousting? Check it out here: https://youtu.be/nMmyQF35e8U Or more of a Peep Show kind of listener? Here’s the 2018 winners: https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/arts/article/20997575/peep-thrills-the-winners-of-the-2018-peeps-diorama-contest Then our podcasters help someone in a sticky, dyeing related situa...
Apr 04, 2018•29 min
A hug a day keeps the doctor and possibly demented spirits away! Diane teaches us some healthy tips and tricks. The podcasters read off the latest and greatest classified postings in the alley. Diane takes us away from our troubles and up into the skies for this week’s Adventure in Astronomy. BONUS: A friend submits a tasty recipe that is perfect for any birthday party. This is Paper News Out Loud. Headline: https://brainfodder.org/science-of-hugging/ https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/26...
Mar 27, 2018•40 min
At the end of the episode, we discover that our sweat was actually tears the whole time. That’s because this is our special edition fitness episode! Florence and Diane teach us why exercise and nutrition are important. Our podcasters walk us through a grueling workout. And finally, they remind us to exercise all parts of our bodies. Don’t forget to breathe. Lift from your legs. This Paper News Out Loud. Headline: http://www.healthdiscovery.net/articles/exercise_importa.htm Wikihow: https://www.w...
Mar 20, 2018•30 min
Watch the skies, traveler, for the contributions of women are visible in the stars. Diane starts us off by celebrating just a few of the many women who have contributed to scientific discoveries. Then our hosts analyze last week’s planet parade and share their take on the top contestants. Florence takes a listener on a smell journey through some tried and true ways to smell your best. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for this episode provided by the following: Headline: https://www.biograp...
Mar 13, 2018•35 min
And to that I say, LEGO of the past and move into the future where toys are plant-based and life is good. Florence shares some exciting information about the LEGO Company’s plans for the future. Both our podcasters read through some recently posted classified ads. And Diane has more kissing tips than Cosmo magazine! This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for this episode provided by the following: Headline: http://www.iflscience.com/environment/lego-will-launch-the-companys-first-sustainable-bri...
Mar 06, 2018•35 min
I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream fun facts provided to you from your favorite podcast provider! Diane takes us on a journey through ice cream sandwiches’ brave past only to find the secret ingredient was love the whole time. Our hosts introduce you to a jazzy new word to bring to any conversation. And Florence has the hottest hair tips for a listener who’s having trouble with a possessed doll. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for this episode provided by the following: He...
Feb 27, 2018•31 min
When the moon hits your eye like a big alien wayside, that’s amore. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it… Florence teaches us about alien abductions throughout the last century and both newscasters provide helpful information about what is being done to stop further abductions. And Diane teaches all of us that looking youthful is right in our grasp. With the proper alchemy ingredients, that is. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for this episode provided by the following: Headline: https:/...
Feb 20, 2018•38 min
Date Idea: Snuggle up on the comfiest surface in your home, crack open a bottle of grape soda and pour into two receptacles for drinking (maybe flower pots), and drift away into the soothing tones of your favorite podcast. Perhaps this podcast? Florence pulls at our heartstrings with the history of Valentine’s Day. Our newscasters tell us the love story of the ages. And Diane helps out a listener who is in a crafting conundrum. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for this episode provided by ...
Feb 13, 2018•28 min
If you listen to Paper News Out Loud on the third Wednesday of the Month and laugh exactly seven minutes in, spring will start early. Or something like that. Diane takes us on a historical adventure through the celebration of Groundhog Day. The newscasters interview a master of snacks. And Florence helps out a poor soul who has been cursed with taking care of (duh duh duhhhhh) cast iron skillets. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for this episode provided by the following: Headline: http://...
Feb 06, 2018•31 min
What’s blue and red and whispers tales of doom in our ears between breaths all over? It’s the moon, of course! Florence educates us on an upcoming astronomical event. The newscasters get soothed by the sweet sound and smell of the latest community art submission. And Diane knows a thing or two about haunted produce. This is Paper News Out Loud. View Community Art at https://alternaterealityproductions.wordpress.com/community-art/ . Big thanks to Aeymn for his great submission! Check him out on T...
Jan 30, 2018•27 min
Lettuce take you on the shopping journey of your leaf. Diane brings up to speed on this modern era’s latest and greatest in shopping technology. The newscasters admire the fluff on today’s critter in pet corner. And they receive a letter from a dreamer in love looking for a few romance tips and some help lucid dreaming. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for this episode provided by the following: Headline: https://www.recode.net/2018/1/21/16914188/amazon-go-grocery-convenience-store-opening...
Jan 23, 2018•35 min
What burns longer: a red candle or a green candle? Neither! They both burn shorter. Florence guides us on an illuminating journey through the history of candles. Our newscaster oh and ah over our first submission to community art. A scary story chills our bones, and APA is not match for Diane’s extensive citation knowledge. This is Paper News Out Loud. View Community Art at https://alternaterealityproductions.wordpress.com/community-art/ Big thanks to Miki for her great submissions! Knowledge fo...
Jan 16, 2018•33 min
We watched the sun rise on a new year. Hello, 2018! And what did we see? Trolls. Florence explains how we got our favorite phalange protectors. Our newscasting ladies try out a tasty new recipe. Diane guides us through time and space and disappearing planets. And both help out a friend looking for a new gig. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for this episode provided by the following: Headline: https://www.livescience.com/32472-why-do-we-have-fingernails.html Recipe: https://www.incrediblee...
Jan 09, 2018•41 min
5…4…3…2…1 HAPPY NEW YEAR! Can’t wait to do this again in March. Florence shares some fun facts about our end of the year traditions. Both reminisce on the good times they had in 2017. And both know that they will stop going to the gym in two weeks. Our New Year’s resolution? To never record an episode that late at night again. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for the episode provided by the following: Headline: http://www.history.com/topics/holidays/new-years Wikihow: https://www.wikihow.c...
Jan 02, 2018•34 min
Have a holly, jolly podcast! Everyone’s favorite not-quite human guest stars on the show. No, not Bob Barker. It’s Santa Claus! And she has a lot of stories, secrets, and gossip to tell. Florence shares the history of her favorite holiday drink. Santa talks about basic reindeer care. And both know exactly what to do if one of your favorite holiday decorations comes to life. This is Paper News Out Loud. Happy holidays from all of us at Alternate Reality Productions! Thanks for listening. We’ll se...
Dec 26, 2017•39 min
Shakespeare was actually an alligator who dressed up as a man to write plays and sonnets. At least that’s how the stories go. As of late, Diane has been eating a lot of insects and sleeping curled up under a heat lamp. Florence investigates further. Diane blurs the lines between astronomy and astrology. And both prove that they could have their own reality television show called Snoplop Whisperers. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for the episode provided by the following: Headline: The Re...
Dec 19, 2017•27 min
You think you hear a chair creaking? That’s not a chair creaking. That’s just a recording of a chair creaking. Florence debates whether ingesting parasites is the way to go to slim down for swimsuit season. Diane ponders what style of hat she would like to put on her new seal friend. And both wonder why they have so many empty wine bottles and what they should do with them. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for the episode provided by the following: Headline: https://www.active.com/nutritio...
Dec 12, 2017•34 min
