It's one for mums this week 🥰 🥰 as we celebrate mothers day with some truly heartwarming poetry. Plus we reflect on whether the whole potterphile/ paedophile joke is funny enough to justify our wretched recent content, and bring you more breaking political news in our favourite new segment Hagridlection!
We all know PMP is the most ambitious literary analysis ever attempted, but have you ever wondered what kick-started our love affair with the printed word? Well join us this week for some truly harrowing tales from our infamous high-school English class
How do you follow up the most exhilarating and masterfully-constructed page in all of English literature?? YOU 👏 GET 👏 BACK 👏 TO 👏 WORK. Much like Snape, JK is on fire right now and the PMP boys are just trying to keep up! This week we finally crown the winner of our competition to uncover the craziest thing that's ever happened!! We also talk about animal trafficking, the upcoming Australian election, ANZAC day and that weird cat guy in the band KISS... All with jew seriousness of course!...
This week we absolutely butcher pronunciation of Timothee Chalamet's name... but is one of his co-stars planning to quite literally butcher him and serve him with a red wine jus?
This week Hermione, misconstruing the protests of radical Buddhist monks, decides to immolate her teacher. Also we have to ask - are there too many fugly people in advertising?
Did Russian warlord Vladimir Putin just compare himself to JK Rowling? Excuse us for asking Mr President… but U.S.S.R u serious???
150 PODS 🥳🥳 well... we've hit the 150 pod milestone and since we've made so much progress on that gargantuan/ pointless task, we've decided to embark on another one - counting down the top 10 most insane things of all time!
HEY HEY ITS PMP: What's got Harry Connick Jr all in a tizz? Oh yeah, the most racist/ mental thing ever broadcast on television Plus find out how you can contribute to next week's 150th EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!
This week a shady figure from the world of rugby league claims to cure covid by harnessing the awesome power of PHYSICS 🧑🔬 And we farewell one of our most beloved (and magical) sporting heroes
Apologies for our lengthy absence but we’re officially BACK FOREVER so yeah hooray for us 🥳 This week, with everything that’s going on in the world, we speculate on whether an Australian roots guitarist is producing artisanal gherkins on the side 🥒🕵️♂️
CAREER GOALS: this week we discuss our ultimate career ambition - to be suspended with pay 😍😍 although Riordan arguably pushes the envelope a little too far…
STILL GOT IT 😀 In our long awaited FIRST POD OF 2022 we contemplate invading Turkmenistan and attempt to set a new world record
Its the final pod of the year and we've come bearing gifts 😀😀 including the secret recipe for our signature xmas cocktail 'The Godric's Hollow' and tonnes of mind-numbingly inane stoner babble!! Ding dong merrily etc 🎄🎁✨🎅
This week we discuss the joy of murdering a reality TV show host and how to extract MAXIMUM JUSTICE from our broken legal system
You could inform yourself of the new omicron variant by studying and critically analysing the emerging scientific data… or you could just buy into our latest crackpotter theory linking the new strain to Lawrence Mooney and Dave Hughes
2 FOR THE PRICE OF 3: We’re a man down this week and tbh... it’s quite noticeable. But with a massive hog-based scandal hitting the news just ahead of the Aussie summer of cricket we had no choice but to forge on
This week we take 'piss-taking' to a whole new level with the help of a hilarious new comedic character
I know we’re normally above it all but this week we plunge headfirst into the mainstream media cesspit to investigate the Weasley brothers’ mudslinging and the shitstorm surrounding President Biden’s anus
We’ve officially left the potterverse and entered THE METAVERSE - Mark Zuckerberg’s puerile, virtual hellscape with all of its futuristic sensory delights (expensive Nazi graffiti, hippogriffs you can have sex with etc)
On today's pod a dark wizard in New Zealand unleashes the awesome power of state-sponsored misogyny, while the Wowza Entertainment debacle takes yet another unexpected turn.
Wowza it turns out we've been doing this podcast for 3 YEARS!! 🥳 🥳 And to mark this special occasion we discuss having sex with ageing former pop star Mick Hucknall and bring back (arguably) the worst game of all - RON OR OFF
On today’s pod, PMP Corporate Consultants reveal the business secrets YOU NEED to maximise profits and crush the competition. Learn how to: Establish a racist HR Department Trade while insolvent AND Negotiate favourable wand-based settlements
BORN FOR THIS 🐮💩 Oh Mr Lee... I think we're destined to do this forever
This week TV's most beautiful minds and acerbic wits battle it out for the vacant spots in Gryffindor's quidditch team
Beware false prophets and Australian idols! This week a truly forgettable Australian singer-songwriter learns the hard way why you shouldn't throw stones on twitter
This week we wish Daddy Yankee a happy fathers day, endorse a crack-potter theorist as the next prime minister, and get a broadcasting masterclass from Sydney's hottest radio station
Our progress through this book has been excruciatingly slow at the best of times, but this week it feels like we actually went backwards, as we once more revisit Fergie, Frenchy, and footy players foolin’ around
This week we spread covid misinformation and revisit some dicey tales from Sydney's 'golden mile'
Apologies to our international listeners, but this week we talk almost exclusively about little known, C-list Australian comedians from 20 years ago...
Family friendly? Publicly Funded?? Did I just click on the wrong pod or have the PMP boys finally turned over a new leaf...
