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Is Rita Ora a deepfake?? Or has Andrew finally lost his marbles?? Honestly I don't know what to believe anymore...
Aug 02, 2021•47 min
Paging Mr Potter
A demented and pointless podcast that analyses one page of Harry Potter every week until we all die.
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Page 125
HALFWAY THERE! After more than 3 years we’ve unbelievably reached the halfway point in the book 😭 😭 😭 As we seriously contemplate cutting our losses and throwing in the towel, can a potterphile single handedly rescue the pod?
Jul 26, 2021•1 hr
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Consider this week’s pod your certified guide to grovelling public apologies and navigating your 'hoe phase'
Jul 19, 2021•52 min
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Has controversial comedian Louis CK reemerged at Hogwarts?? And is he getting up to monkey business yet again?? 🙈🙈🍌
Jul 12, 2021•43 min
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Oh dear! Better call Charlie Weasely (maybe? 🤷) because 13 Dragons have escaped from the NRL's biosecurity bubble and may be running amok in a community near you! Oh and sorry for the late pod btw
Jul 07, 2021•54 min
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In addition to liking all our usual claptrap, your enjoyment of this week’s pod is ALSO contingent on you: loving the phantom of the opera; hating the tour de France; and having an unusually high tolerance for disturbing amateur poetry Who is this pod for?? 😀
Jun 28, 2021•51 min
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BARNABY RE-JOYCE! Sweaty, beet-red, political dynamo Barnaby Joyce is back baby and we could not more thrilled 🥳 🥳 Also we reveal which ethnicities are 🔥🔥 HOT, HOT, HOTTT 🔥🔥 right now and which are totally passè 😝🙅♀️
Jun 21, 2021•50 min
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Wait a minute... soooo Batman loves Catwoman but he hates eating pussy??? How's the caped crusader supposed to justify this one 🙄 🙄
Jun 15, 2021•52 min
Page 118
John Harvey Kellogg: cereal enthusiast, health guru, lunatic, dildo maker? Riordan Lee investigates 🕵️♂️ And uh ohhh what have the owls dragged in? Why it's the third instalment of our horniest game ‘the spell-casting couch’ straight from the twisted mind of potterphile Coops! 😀😀
Jun 07, 2021•55 min
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CEREAL OFFENDER 🥄Well it turns out Mr Kelloggs has a BIG SURPRISE in store for everyone this week and tbh I wouldn't be that happy to find it at the bottom of my cornflakes box. Is this the most disgusting thing we've ever discussed?
May 31, 2021•48 min
Page 116
Make sure you tune in this week to avoid making a SERIOUSLY EMBARRASSING social faux pas such as: - taking a horse on a lads' trip to Bali 🤦♀️ - serving gefilte fish to an Australian neo-Nazi 🤦♀️🤦♀️ - sexually propositioning the founder of the Kellogg's corporation 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
May 24, 2021•52 min
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Well you asked for it and we have obliged. Ladies and gentlemen... THE WORD GAME WITH RIORDAN is back!! And if that's not enough, we're also introduced to everyones favourite canine companion Madame Pooch! 🐶🦴
May 17, 2021•51 min
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I WANNA START A FIGHT 🥊 This week we look back on Pink's epic smackdown on the sitting president of the USA, while hostilities threaten to boil over between two dismal Australian TV presenters
May 10, 2021•55 min
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Live from New York its Paging Mr Potter! Featuring: - John Cena - Newt Scamander - Corey Bernadi With musical guests - AC/DC and Jewel Now please welcome your host - Elon Musk!!
May 03, 2021•51 min
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INCEL-IARMUS! This week we pay our respects to civl rights hero David Guetta 🎧✊ and explore the complex dilemma at the heart of incel ideology 🤔🍆
Apr 26, 2021•50 min
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FML guys, is a famous YouTuber destined to be the next President of the United States??!! Plus we bring you some knee slapping jokes from Australia's richest/ funniest new comedian 🔥🔥
Apr 19, 2021•54 min
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Don't miss our touching tribute to Prince Philip this week as we pay our respects to the late, great Duke of Ed.
Apr 12, 2021•50 min
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Easter is right around the corner 🐰🐣 But it won't be a very happy holiday for one notorious potterphile who has had his bank accounts/ assets frozen for merely trying to engage with the pod
Mar 29, 2021•48 min
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🤑🤑🤑FREE MONEY!!!! 🤑🤑🤑We have the investment opportunity of a lifetime and its available exclusively to potterphiles!! Seriously what are you waiting for??? Press play and get rich now stupid!
Mar 22, 2021•44 min
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Thank God this week a genuine Hollywood A-lister shows up just in time to give the pod a much needed shot in the arm 🤩🤩
Mar 15, 2021•48 min
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Daaammnnn we didn't just talk incels, jordan peterson and international women's day in the same breath did we??? This podcast is absolutely spiralling out of control 🙂🌀🙃🌀
Mar 08, 2021•50 min
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We've finally made it to chapter 8 and tbh it is a little surprising how much of this chapter seems to be dedicated to the sexual politics surrounding human/ squid relationships 🦑😍
Mar 01, 2021•44 min
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SPOILER ALERT: This week JK inexplicably ruins the most climactic moment of the book. Plus, we discuss one of the most grotesque/ horniest portraits in art history featuring two prominent Australian politicians
Feb 22, 2021•40 min
Page 103
Party hats on everyone because this week we celebrate: - the lunar new year - valentine's day - the worst page yet, and - the REAL LIFE WEASLEYS coming to a town near you!
Feb 15, 2021•49 min
Page 102
NAKED PODCAST!! In a desperate attempt to spice up this tedious book we decide to review page 102 butt naked 🍑🍑🤷♂️ and while we're on the subject, we look into why older men love getting their wands out 😝
Feb 08, 2021•47 min
Page 101
This week we go deep in our analysis of page 101. And by go deep I mean we discuss whether anyone has ever had a bat on the bottom of the sea
Feb 01, 2021•48 min
Page 100
Hear ye, hear ye! Paging Mr Potter's 100th episode spectacular has arrived - featuring a TikTok star and Osama Bin Laden of course!
Jan 25, 2021•42 min
Page 99 (Christmas Special)
DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUNDS OF SHWANG!🎅🎁🎄 In the final pod of the year we ring in the festive season and farewell 2020 in true PMP style
Dec 14, 2020•51 min
Page 98
Has there ever been a cool Australian person?? No. Is there a dark wizard controlling the sky?? Of course! These answers are obvious but check our working on page 98 this week
Dec 07, 2020•45 min
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This week we meet two of the most iconic characters in the Harry Potter universe: Lisa Turpin and Steven Roast Beef!!! 🤩 🤩 And what's the deal with the Prince of Wales's crook head? 🤪 😝
Nov 30, 2020•49 min
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