At Least Buy Me Dinner First

Welcome back, it's time to prove why the human race is overdue for an extinction level event, let's get into it! This week we discuss a weird competition in New Zealand where people blast Celine Dion at each other to find out whose heart will in fact go on. There are no real winners, only the losers that is everyone not participating and trying to sleep. We check out a story sent in by Dummy Faith who regales us with a time in which she spent far too long trying to please a man in the biblical sense. You're not gonna wanna miss the wild tale of courage, determination and ultimately defeat. Finally we go back to church in this week's social media saviors. We'll be reading from the Petty Chapter this week and analyzing sweet revenge of the permanent variety.