Our hectic schedules are your good fortune! We didn't get around to recording this week so you're getting a little treat! Don''t say I didn't get you something for Valentines Day. And if you like this unhinged, unedited episode, consider becoming a patron for as little as $3 a month to support the show and get at least one bonus episode each month. Find us at Patreon at Overdue For Extinction Pod Your hosts were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop ...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 27
Ready yourselves to get the blood pumping. And then allow for 4 or so hours to get it back to normal as we cover an idiot in Australia who took what is sure to be an unregulated concoction of boner pills. Speaking of things that should remain hidden, Hidden Valley Ranch partnered with Burt's Bees to make a horrific line of lip balms that sold out almost immediately. It was started as a joke and should have remained that way. And finally, everyone's favorite red monster shows up on X beca...
Feb 06, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 24
Join us as we dive into dessert following dinner. Unfortunately dessert was pickle and mac n cheese flavored ice cream but we're still alive! We kick off this week discussing how one southern congressman wants to pass a bill that would make animal control responsible for picking up furries. The other wants to make cousin loving legal...in the biblical sense. We watch dumb people fight cars and other humans twice their size for fun. And we get an unsatisfying story about how yet another rich ...
Feb 04, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 22
Welcome back, Dummies. Chaos ensues once more and we embrace it more than ever. Join us this week I make a drunk confession of my shenanigans on Tiktok. Cait and I expose our horrible dating stories...alright, maybe only one of us was the terrible one. We offer a woman marriage counseling as she worries she might be losing her man. And we finish out hard with a missed connection about love, swiping and lack of wiping. It's all here for your enjoyment, or to torture your enemies with as you s...
Feb 04, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Hey Dummies! This week we learn about a grocery store's attempt at recommending new recipes for shoppers. Good news is you can get your fruits and veggies, meats, sauces and a new feature thanks to the AI:death. We also dive into Social Media Saviors in an attempt to figure out whether or not someone can post from beyond the grave. We wrap up learning some interesting history about the Olympics. And the good news is, if you're like us and don't give two shits about the olympics, we make it fun w...
Feb 04, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 6
Ever curious what we're trying to peddle over at the patreon? Wonder no longer because to show you what you're missing out on, we've dropped the first bonus episode in your feeds to enjoy. If you like what you hear/see, consider joining our patreon for only $3 a month to get more bonus episodes and content! The first bonus episode, exclusive to Patreon subscribers! Join us for an unhinged and nearly unedited episode of chaos as we drink, tell terrible jokes, analyze bears to determin...
Feb 04, 2024•2 hr 19 min•Season 4Ep. 6
This week we talk about a murder most foul! And how one woman used soda to destroy the evidence. Or she just looked like a complete moron. We also discuss our own experience with the 1UP Sour Candy Challenge and make the world a better place with our glowing review on Amazon. And because this wouldn't be an episode of the show you love without Cait spazzing out, we discuss what we think could be the urban dictionary definition of Spastic Eagle. If you haven't been watching the episodes y...
Feb 04, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Hey, kids. Do you like dinosaurs? Settle in as we hear from one of our listeners (not the dinosaur) about an online date who doesn't understand genitalia does not act like a paint brush. Everyone stops asking the important questions, like what's your favorite dinosaur? Bet it isn't Nigersaurus. I'm allowed to say that, I have friends that are dino. And we discuss what cool thing a southern congressman wants to bring back, if you guessed it involves guns, welcome to America.
Jan 30, 2024•47 min•Season 3Ep. 22
This week, love is in the ear...or is it in the air? You can't be too sure when we're talking about the living examples of why we're overdue for extinction. We talk about a man willing to go to extreme lengths to get away from his wife. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have my days of contemplation. We check in with an eligible bachelor from the olden days of making dating profile tapes. Definitely wasn't any serial killers on those things. And finally, we turn to Reddit b...
Jan 16, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Welcome to the minibus to hell! Join us for an update on my poop log, pun intended as I share some artistic entries from keeping track that I will for sure make a presentation of at the end of the year for my darling wife. She's so lucky to have me. We also check in with some cousins whose love says familial ties can't hold them back. We check out an architectural marvel as we got to hell for laughing at the misfortune of others. And we wrap up by checking in with Alabama as they try to ...
Jan 09, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 19
If you haven't eaten yet, maybe hold off a bit longer! This week we dive into a flatulent end of the year gift for Kristen but you're all in on the secret so no blabbing to her what to expect. We also discuss a reddit story with a...pustulous romantic ending. And we wrap this shit up with by cleansing the palate with a Jesus Ouija board to save our souls from the nightmare that was this episode. Strap in, you're likely on the short bus to hell anyway. Might as well enjoy!
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 18
As we settle in for the holidays, we check in with the dumb of the world and this week we find some of the extremes. Join us as we meet a Florida couple who turned their mobile home into a drug drive thru. We find someone selling a...modified My Little Pony doll for...well it's not for your kids this holiday season. Finally, we find out what nefarious things go on under the football bleachers in a scandal of mass pregnancy! Turn off the terrible Hallmark television movies and turn up the dum...
Dec 27, 2023•51 min•Season 3Ep. 17
This week I ascend into the role of the Mothman and Cait for some weird reason grows to hate Catdog. We dive into a story of love, betrayal and a Nigerian prince. We look for a lost love on Craigslist where a young man goes out on a limb with his heart on his sleeve and a fart on his mind. And we meet a most dangerous criminal by the name of Robert Rimmer. So clench your cheeks, catdog your partner and let's get on with the show!
Dec 19, 2023•53 min
This week, we check out some shit you'd expect to come from Florida but was really found in our own back yard here in Ohio. Attorneys seem like mostly composed people but it appears one doesn't know how to keep his feces to himself. We also buckle up for a trip to hell in this week's Social Media Saviors. Don't worry, I happen to be an excellent driver. And to wrap it up, literally wrapping it up, we talk about a one off a kind design every man and women with a bit of excess expo...
Dec 13, 2023•48 min•Season 3Ep. 15
We get deep into the weeds this week on the topics that matter most, producer tags on hip hop and rap songs and why DJ Khalid has become a pokemon, only capable of saying his own name. We meet yet another idiot in the news who was arrested for trying to book an undercover FBI agent posing as a hitman on rentahitman.com, seems perfectly legit. We get legal up in this bitch as we discuss some sketchy California laws pertaining to leap frog. And we take a hard nose dive on the claim we're overd...
Dec 05, 2023•53 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Happy post holidays, Dummies! Between Cait working retail, all the overtime hours that sprung up for me and the holidays where we took a breather from recording, we decided not to leave you empty handed this week but to give you another look behind the curtain. Enjoy our second bonus episode for free and remember if you're interested in joining our patreon to access more bonus content that's wildly unedited and loosened up like this one, you can support us for only $3 a month! Enjoy the ...
Nov 28, 2023•3 hr 40 min
Gobble gobble, mother cluckers! It's a holiday special episode! Okay, it's not really a holiday special episode but Cait drank and the original recording was 2 hours but Caryn knocked it down to 1 and some change so it ran long. Bam! Holiday special! This week, as we prepare to feast on some pheasant, we examine a bizarre display of showmanship that it quite normal in the 4H community. To anyone else, it looks like Quasimodo is off to ring the bell at the cathedral. We also check in with an elig...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Join us this week as we dive into the super secret world of toddler fight club. I think by mentioning its existence I have already broken the first rule and may now be in danger of them coming after us. In One Star Dummies, we examine how a book on how to avoid huge ships became greatly divisive in the reviews section. A lot more bigotry and racism involved than you'd think! To wrap up, we check back in with Modern Day Angel on TikTok as Max demands compensation for emotional damage and not ...
Nov 15, 2023•56 min
Welcome back, it's time to prove why the human race is overdue for an extinction level event, let's get into it! This week we discuss a weird competition in New Zealand where people blast Celine Dion at each other to find out whose heart will in fact go on. There are no real winners, only the losers that is everyone not participating and trying to sleep. We check out a story sent in by Dummy Faith who regales us with a time in which she spent far too long trying to please a man in the biblical s...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr
Have you ever worried you were too incompetent to properly enjoy a Ferrero Rocher? Have you just realized you never knew how to spell Ferrero Rocher? Because I have to look it up every time I try to type it out for this! Worry no longer, someone has uploaded to WikiHow the proper way to enjoy every layer of that delicious rich person chocolate and we break it down while Cait Vanna White's this shit! We also talk about a man who has managed to get away with not paying at the restaurant in an ...
Oct 31, 2023•50 min
Hey listeners! Listen to one of our other listeners not be a listener this week as he turns into a non listener and makes you all listen to him listen to us. I think that came out perfectly fine. We have our first real call-in story from listener Gerald! I also make Cait play a sex game with me we've all played innocuously with our friends. We find out that not all is sacred in the Bible Belt as we cover a story of real life grand theft auto, stripper edition. And I try to convince Cait to t...
Oct 24, 2023•56 min•Ep. 9
Join us this week as we kick off spooky season with spooky topics! Okay, the boob sweat girl who started off selling farts in a jar is more gross than spooky. But we do have someone this week that married a ghost. Though it seems as though even the dead aren't faithful. We talk about Arizonians and their weird love of frying eggs on literally anything except a stove top every 4th of July. And we listen to a wonderfully dumb story about how one man kicked Death in the dick and then t-bagged h...
Oct 03, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Hey, Dummies! This episode we dive into some of the wild from the world and it's all stupid. First we decide whether or not its worse to bite your cheek every time you eat or shit your pants every time someone says your name. After establishing that, our next order of business is to look at how one homewrecking GM at a Chipotle in Florida is cranking in reviews. And for anyone interested in dating, we look at someone posting for love but how extreme of a kink are you willing to indulge? We a...
Aug 29, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 4Ep. 4
This episode takes a look at a different side of love. Cait helps me write my spicy novel, a mayor marries an alligator, we introduce you to chess boxing and if you're looking to spice up the love in your relationship, you're not gonna wanna miss the foolproof segment! Join us for a love-filled episode as we find that love knows no boundaries sometimes, even if it makes others a little weirded out.
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 3
This episode is packed with what you all love the most, wieners! In a mostly accidental theming, we talk about America's (or at least Mitt Romney's) favorite meat! In honor of the 4th of July hot dog eating contest and our lord and savior Joey Chestnut, we discuss whether or not we could eat 24 hot dogs within a 24 hour period. It sounds super easy but when you're 8 wieners deep, taking in even one more gets to be a real challenge. We talk about a woman who showed up for a job interv...
Aug 02, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Happy Dummy Day, everyone! We get back into the swing of dumb by introducing my new co-host, Caity! To warm Cait up, we open up with Would You Rather about punching people during allergy season and becoming an illiterate monkey one week out of the month. We also take a look at a bizarre dating situation in which a Chinese woman brought 27 of her family members on a blind date and expected the perspective boyfriend to front the bill. That man is either going to get ripped off on getting lucky or ...
Jul 18, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 4Ep. 1
This week things get steamy as Talia joins us permanently. Wait, no that didn't come out the right way. We didn't film a steamy episode. Definitely not OnlyFans content. But we do get down to the dirty details as we discuss the public places we...well, got dirty. Do you have a juicier story? Write in to tell us all of your dirty secrets. We definitely won't extort you upon threat of turning you into the authorities. And speaking of love, we get into the dirty side of it in Unlicensed Therapy. Ha...
Jun 01, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 8
You ready for a knee slapping good time? What about a face slapping good time? Ass slapping good time? We bring it all to you this episode as we explore bizarre sporting events including a face slapping competition in which the point seems to be to knock your opponent the fuck out and send them back to the third grade mentally. If violence isn't your interest, we bring you ass slapping competition from Russia? Ukraine? Lithuania? Who knows. What we do know is it's a lot more entertaining to watc...
Jun 01, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 7
I hope the rewards for Father of the Year include participation trophies for trying! This week, Anthony doesn’t think twice before listening to a song about sweet rear end loving in front of his kids. Justin spits in the face of “boys will be boys” by recalling how he and other children his age went tribal chucking spears at each other made of tree branches and played machete capture the flag. We also honor dummies Morgan and AJ with Florida man birthday stories. AJ’s Florida man slaps another p...
Jun 01, 2023•2 hr 39 min•Ep. 6
Somehow, Dummy Talia snuck into the recording and joined us for an episode! And what a week for her to join us as Justin and I had squirt on the list of topics for the episode. Don’t come expecting the lemon lime soda. We discuss an example of cosmic karma as a poacher is trampled and then the elephant travels a hundred miles to rub salt on the wound. Dummy Holly recommended a new segment so I have my little contestants listen to 3 potential horrible things I’ve done and decide which of them was...
Jun 01, 2023•2 hr 39 min•Ep. 5
