It's April 2023, and you know what that means! Time to run down the best films of 2022! If it's good enough for Brett Goldstein and Nish Kumar, it's good enough for us! Featuring: The sheer life-affirming joy of cinema and Skinamarink. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blund...
Apr 20, 2023•2 hr 18 min•Ep. 367
The Pauls welcome the history hole with open mouths, as they enjoy a hefty portion of Jim Kelly and his magical blaxploitation cake. Featuring: The Disappointing Adventures of British Hero! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into ...
Apr 13, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 366
Remember the good old days? When Becs would bring Jason Statham movies? Now they've gone and thrown me off the entire globe to consider the baffling implications of Upside Down! A Sci Fi romantic drama with no romance or drama. Featuring: the worst voice over narration I've ever heard, Timothy Spall, Gigabyte, some nice shots and the next great high concept sci-fi flick! More Becs! https://twitter.com/StarlingGirl starlinggirl.carrd.co https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Pauls! https://fa...
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 365
Congratulations on making it all the way through our longest episode title ever! As a reward, please enjoy this fucking weird sci-fi comedy spoof film from the 80s, now with extra corridors! Featuring: Big Booty. More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the...
Mar 30, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 364
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Liam woof woof woof woof woof baffling woof woof woof woof Chris Waddle. Featuring: Oh Jesus, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic with OGT guest and deep friend Jen Blundell here! Like d&d? Want more Pauls? Into nerd shit AND jok...
Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 363
Rob Franks from Stories and Sorceries podcast has snuck into our cabin to put firecrackers in our beds! He's recommended 90s summer camp movie Heavyweights! Featuring: Lars. Other stuff too, but mainly Lars. More Rob! https://twitter.com/Fr0sty43 https://twitter.com/SaS_pod More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's show Jen and the Film Critic w...
Mar 16, 2023•53 min•Ep. 362
It's finally time. Having mentioned it at least once in every episode, the Pauls are finally talking about the film that has defined their friendship, their lives and eventually their horrifying decline and sudden death. It's Travolta. It's Cage. It's Woo! Featuring: a big ride, no more drugs, the little boy's wee wee room, Little Boy Louie Anderson, Pinkus, Genelli and a 30 minute long ill-advised experiment. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! ...
Mar 09, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 361
Snoop Dogg Vampire Movie? Sure! The Pauls sink their fangs (we've done more than 300 of these, give us a break) into this delicious slice of 00s horror...and some cake! Featuring: Grime Frankenstein, dueling hosts, ginger snaps, off-brand rappers and the worst Wikipedia profile picture you've ever seen. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen to Salt's ...
Mar 01, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 360
Make TIME in your life for this sexy head 2 head as Jen Blundell and Katy Maydon do battle to convince you that In Time is alright actually or only ok. WOAH! Featuring: the director's AI generated wife, less happiness but more piss, a classic sci-fi title, the oldest film critic in England, and a startling low level of focus. More JEN! Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.captivate.fm/ Or her twitter, here: https://twitter.com/JenBlundell More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https:/...
Feb 22, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 359
Hello, it is I; Keanu Reeves. It would be a major bummer if you did not listen to the latest instalment of the Pauls podcast featuring me; Keanu Reeves. It is my sauciest adventure yet, also featuring Charlize Theron and Jason Isaacs. Find out about my life changing adventures. Admit it, you read this whole thing in my voice, didn't you? Woah. Featuring: why are we doing this one again? More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/...
Feb 16, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 358
Oh my god, all the girls are coming to my house to talk about boys and change outfits! We've got pizza coming, obligatory boys creeping outside the window and my neighbour Geoffrey Redherring skulking around the backyard. What could possibly go wrong! Oh shit, Ellen's here. Guess we're all gonna die. Ah well! At least we got to watch this weird slasher movie. Featuring: the tragic ballad of Amy Holden Jones, four identical women, the violent future of feminism, Salt being a creepy cat guy, and s...
Feb 09, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 357
Michael Caine has a problem. He's lost one of his bloody hands down the shops! Make matters worse, the bloody hand is in business for itself and the name of the game is pain, for anyone involved! Who shall survive Uncle Cainey's fiddley digits? Featuring: Oliver Stone, Michael Caine's Hair, Roger Rabbit, Spicey Dave and Cocaine. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 ...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 356
Lucy May Clipsham has tasked the Pauls with finding out about the weird little dead girl who keeps hanging around her house nicking her fivers. We aren't having it, tragic little girl! Give back those fivers! The Pauls watch Graveyard Story, by the Beyond the 7th Door guy. Featuring: A slow priest, a lifeless priest, the horniest journalist/librarian this side of the BL, clamps, a Linda Florentino reference that's bound to go down well, and an organ. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https...
Jan 26, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 355
What you lookin' at sucker! Sounds like you're rounding a pounding with that attitude son. Because here at OGTW, we mess up fools that waste our time and food! So get that lasagna out of your mouth and shut up because Sean, the Flierl, Flierl is here to put a beatdown on the terrible 2000 movie "Ready to Rumble". Featuring: Canadian bullies, ambient club music, Stiffler's Mom, Rose McGowan, homunculi and SKEETERRRR! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! ...
Jan 21, 2023•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 354
Don't you just wish it was summer right now? Bright, shiny teens glistening in the Canadian sun? Well don't just wish it, live it! Thanks to Mark Reid and those delightful Paul boys. Hope nobody's put any ridiculously sharp blades anywhere you wouldn't want any to be. Featuring: Canadian bullies, ambient club music, Stiffler's Mom, Rose McGowan, homunculi and SKEETERRRR! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https:...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 353
A whole New Year and a whole new set of opportunities to suffer at the hands of our dearest friends! Helen from Roll Plus Heart is here to make us consider, once again, the prospect of a hellevator. Featuring: The worst headcold Paul Salt has ever fucking had, so sorry if he's a bit spacey in this one. Drugs are good, y'all. These days? Forget about it. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! More Helen: On Roll Plus Heart, here: https://roll-plus-heart.ca...
Jan 05, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 352
For the 300th time at lease one guy named Paul has welcomed you to OGTpod, and to celebrate that nebulous accomplishment the Pauls are playing games, enjoying outtakes, kicking ass and taking questions. Enjoy! Featuring: It's a secret. ;D Come find out for yourself, big boy/big girl/big non-binary person! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogt...
Dec 28, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 351
Merry Christmas Everyone! Have a lovely day of wholesome and fulfilling games and joy! ...then sneak off to the toilet to listen to the nasty, nasty Pauls talking about butts and stuff!
Dec 25, 2022•33 min•Ep. 350
Ho ho ho, OGTeam! The magical day is soon at hand, and the Pauls are celebrating with a comedy by one of the most acclaimed directors of romantic comedies of all time! Oh boy, what could possible go wrong? Featuring: Everything going wrong. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. L...
Dec 20, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 349
It's Christmaaaaaaaaas and other equally important holidays and not holidays. You know what that means, it's time to celebrate Lindsay Lohan and her great deeds. Jen Blundell, the best person we know called Jen, joins in the festive cheer as fun and games are had by all! Featuring: our best intro yet, festive dead children songs, postal ham, Finnish Santa Claus, a salty old sex worker, and the hit new festive movie: All Aboard! Is it a Sex Thing? Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo...
Dec 15, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 348
It's Somethin' Time, that's for sure! The Pauls are still flapping unconvincingly into the turmoilt of the very worst of 2022, and they've arrived at the slushy adventures of Jared Leto, the Bat Fella. Featuring: Jord Lortor, DIY gags, a prorologue, boys, a blobby kind-of dance, more threeman than you can shake a better thing at and Jareds. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a ...
Dec 10, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 347
Just one month left in this dumb old year so let's run down some of it's worst films! Starting with Olivia Wilde's Don't Worry Darling. Long term friend of the podcast Katy Maydon is along for the weird ride into the desert. Featuring: Harry Style's Accent, the first George Fornby reference in 27 years, some wild rumours unsubstantiated by anyone, and a brutal exposure of Paul Salt's latent misogyny. Enjoy! More Katy! https://www.patreon.com/haveyoueverpod https://twitter.com/haveyoueverpod More...
Nov 30, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 346
There's so much injustice in the world today! If only there was a bunch of heavily armed, totally unaccountable, beautiful men riding around the desert on sci-fi bikes blowing up American's enemies, or at least their empty buildings. Well dream no more! MEGAFORCE! Featuring: The Excellent Men, at least one intro, wheelies, Herzog's greatest failure, Jon Voight, a pon-zai scheme and the mayor from Spin City. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code OGTPOD at MANSCAPED.com! More Paul...
Nov 23, 2022•58 min•Ep. 345
Sara Keep joins a Paul in the Kitchen to cook up an awkward analogy! It's the 2015 Bradley Cooper vanity project Burnt! Featuring: Too many good actors, and Bradley Cooper. Talk about Burnt! More Sara! https://www.facebook.com/SaraKeepArt https://twitter.com/PenguinPanic?s=20&t=Ju0zqYyYI5lTHjkIYQ9Qag Rollplusheart.com More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month...
Nov 17, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 344
I've got one hyphenated, portmanteaued word for you: Dance-ercise! A dance-ercise studio is under threat and excellent man Liam knows that only the Pauls can help. Come and witness the highly sexual result! Featuring: Dance-ercise, a British child, The Linda Blair (TM), the most singing we've done since Equilibrium the Musical and Cynthia Dale who seems lovely. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclu...
Nov 08, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 343
Christopher Bond from Role to Cast felt bad about making us watch Postal and skipping out on the bill, so he decided to make amends by forcing us both to watch Bloodrayne...yay. Thanks Chris. It's Uwe Boll to the max and you know what that means! ...it's quite boring. Featuring: Sleepy Kingsley, Sleepy Zane, trying her best Rodriguez, a Hans Zimmer Score and awkward sex. More Chris! https://twitter.com/BondingChris?s=20&t=dEW_7UgwNTBQOZisQL6udA https://twitter.com/roletocast More Pauls! http...
Nov 04, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 342
It happened again! The Pauls spent the whole of 2022 thinking about a horror franchise. This time one that Goodman actually has some fond memories of! It’s the five entries of the Scream saga, plus a couple of extras to fill up the year. With fun! And death. Featuring: Mathew Lillard and other, less important, performers. More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month...
Oct 27, 2022•5 hr 23 min•Ep. 341
We get it. You're young, you're hot, you think you know what's what and you know that the original Suspiria is great because it's garish and the new one is bad because it's boring. Well you just haud yer wheesht, shitbird! Paul Salt and Ellen Graham are right here and they chuffing love this big old dancing girl. So saddle on up and get ready for some love. Featuring: Some bad mothers and some baaaaaaaad mothers, if you get my meaning. (I'm appropriating African American colloquialisms to seem c...
Oct 20, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 340
It's the end of the road for Statham Season. Having celebrated the big man for a solid month, it's time to tackle the big man's biggest film yet, man. Featuring: Jason Statham and a big shark, what more do you need? Hot Ruby Rose? Rain Wilson? CHINA?! All here, baby. More Ellen: https://twitter.com/EllenKGraham1 More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. Listen t...
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 339
Statham Season ripples on as Paul is joined by Elliot and BT from The Simpsons Index and Throne of Games to discuss the failed Statham franchise attempt: Parker! Thank god J Lo is here, and that's not the first time we've said that. Featuring: Oh lots of things. More Elliot and BT! http://www.thesimpsonsindex.com/podcast More Pauls! https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod – sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month....
Oct 06, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 338
